I’m Really a Superstar

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The day of the competition.

In the morning, CCTV ll set recording scene.

The first shooting point has been arranged under the building, and cameras have been set up. There are even aerial cameras flying there. Below, under the giant billboard of the "National Crosstalk Sketch Competition", several regional spaces have been separated. Thousands of people stood outside and lined up to get in.

"Don't rush."

"one by one"

"Everyone lines up to enter with their preliminaries passes."

"Please take out your ID card as well, thank you for your cooperation."

This is a highly anticipated day. The cross talk competition kicked off before the sketch competition. Countless TV stations, media, newspapers and online news are all talking about this competition.

The CCTV staff didn't even bother to eat breakfast. They started busy working inside and outside as soon as they arrived. Almost all of their manpower will be used for the annual cross talk sketch competition. After all, this is a popular program with the highest ratings in the country. Not to mention domestically, even many overseas Chinese are looking forward to the opening of the competition. The superiors have given them orders that this competition can only succeed and not fail, so CCTV ll sets attach great importance to it from top to bottom. When it comes to a program like theirs that everyone knows, it's difficult to do better year after year, but at least it can't be worse than the previous year. This is something they work hard every year.

Off the field.

A CCTV anchor was interviewing the contestants for this year's cross talk competition, and several camera teachers were following closely behind.

"Hello, Teacher Peng, long time no see." The female anchor smiled.

The man in his forties looked back, "Hello, is it you again this time?"

The female anchor said: "I am still the off-site host. It was a pity for you last year. In the final rematch, you had to withdraw due to physical reasons. If you come back this year, you must have a different feeling, right?"

Teacher Peng said with emotion: "Yes, more and more people are participating, and I am also very stressed. No, my partner was so scared that he went to the toilet."

"Haha, you are so funny." The female anchor said.

Then, they interviewed several people, all of whom were the favorites to win the cross talk competition. There were professional cross talk actors who had long been famous in the industry, contestants who had good results last year but came to compete again this year, and some who were among the people. and a "non-mainstream" crosstalk actor who is very popular on the Internet.

Dragons gather

This year's competition is bound to be a battle between dragons and tigers

Amid the noisy queues to enter, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai also arrived.

Yao Jiancai was on the phone, "Honey, please don't be angry... I swear to God, I'm not responsible for anything, really... If you don't believe me, ask Xiao Zhang, he can testify for me... Oh, we're already here The game is here, and you won’t be allowed to use your mobile phone right after you enter the field... Just tell me something, I can’t live with Xiao Zhang’s house all the time, it’s so inappropriate... I’m going home today ah?"

As soon as the two came over, several CCTV staff members saw them, but after everyone glanced at them, they decided what to do. The female anchor hesitated for a moment and did not go over to interview them. In fact, she really wanted to be interviewed. Let’s talk about Zhang Ye, a legendary figure. Moreover, this time Zhang Ye is working with Yao Jiancai, a TV actor. This combination is really weird and makes people very curious. But they all know the above policies. Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai have been banned, so when they saw it, they could only pretend that these two people were not there.

"Huh?"

"Is that Zhang Ye?"

"Isn't that Yao Jiancai?"

"They are really here?"

"Khan, I thought what was said on the Internet was just a rumor."

"Let's take care of ourselves. Their affairs have nothing to do with us. Even if they compete, the program won't be broadcast. And even if it is broadcast, do you think their cross talk can be heard?"

"Uh, yes, we all started learning cross talk at a certain age, and we can't become masters within ten years."

The arrival of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai attracted the attention of many players. After all, in terms of fame, Zhang Ye and Lao Yao are more famous than those who talk about cross talk. But it is useless. Fame is not easy to use here, not to mention they are still being praised. It’s banned. This is a cross talk competition. If it’s a calligraphy competition, hosting competition, or poetry competition, if Zhang Ye comes, they don’t have to admit defeat without talking nonsense. But the cross talk competition is not about literature or hosting, plus 43 With the background of the document No. 1, none of the contestants regarded this young and old pair as their opponents.

These two plague gods?

Let's stay away

The people at CCTV and the contestants all turned a blind eye to Zhang Ye and the others. These two people are now on the cusp of the storm, and no one wants to cause trouble for them.

"Old Yao, hurry up." Zhang Ye urged.

Yao Jiancai hung up the phone on his wife and hurried over to queue up, "Brother, you have to go home with me tonight and help me say something nice. My wife is still angry.

Zhang Ye spread his hands, "Can I go and take care of it?"

Yao Jiancai said: "At least my wife can let me in. If you don't go, she won't even open the door for me. Hey, you don't know your sister-in-law's temper."

People entered the venue one by one, and in a blink of an eye it was their turn. Everyone else looked nervous. Some people were still talking to each other at this time and had already begun to prepare for the preliminaries, but Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were the more special ones. , the two of them didn't feel nervous at all. They entered the building while chatting about home affairs, then found a sofa in the hall and sat down, continuing to chat. This shows the background. One of the two is a third-tier and the other a fourth-tier. They have seen a lot of storms and waves. They both came out of the entertainment industry, and they have seen nothing. Naturally, he is more calm and calm than other contestants. Even if he is feeling sick, he does not show it on his face.

Everyone came in.

Staff are also arriving one after another.

Then, someone led many players through the corridor and into the large open-air courtyard at the back.

The host of the cross talk competition immediately stepped onto the stage. A temporary podium was built in the courtyard, with a screen attached to a wall and a meticulously decorated set. It’s a small amount of money, you know, this is just the beginning of the preliminaries. The host is a very popular celebrity host, but he is not from LL, but from CCTV. I don’t know if he was seconded for this competition or something.

"Brother Wang"

"Haha, Brother Wang"

Some amateur amateur contestants shouted when they saw the star. "Brother Wang" is his official name, and everyone who likes him calls him that.

The camera is turned on.

Two cameras are aimed at the rostrum, and two cameras are aimed at the contestants.

The host named Wang Geer said with a smile: "Welcome everyone, welcome new friends and old friends, the crosstalk division of the annual National Crosstalk Sketch Competition has begun again. This year, I have the honor to stand here to host the preliminaries. ..." Ji Ji Gu Gu talked for a long time, and then got down to business, "Let me briefly introduce the procedure. The first step is grouping. We invited staff from the notary office to ensure the fairness and impartiality of this link. After the grouping , which is the preliminaries within the group

In fact, it is said to be a preliminary round, but it is actually an audition, similar to those singing competitions. Because there are too many people to participate, it is impossible for everyone to be on TV, so there is an online audition to select the real ones based on their popularity. Only capable contestants who advance can officially get the real ticket to the cross talk competition. The preliminaries are simply a warm-up event, allowing the national audience to get to know the contestants first.

The drawing of lots begins.

Thousands of players watched intently

These people are basically two-person partners. Of course, there are also many group partners of three or five people, and there is even a large alternative group of more than ten people. There should be more than a thousand partner combinations signed up this time.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai kept a low profile and stayed at the back of the crowd because they knew that even if they went to the front, the camera would not show them.

"How long does it take to draw lots?" Zhang Ye asked.

Yao Jiancai said: "It should take half an hour anyway. Drawing lots is fast, but the main thing is to announce the groups. There are more than a thousand teams, can it be fast? Just reading the names takes half a day."

Zhang Ye didn't know much about the game situation, "Can you finish recording today?"

Yao Jiancai patted him on the shoulder and said: "What are you thinking? The first round of the preliminaries will have to be recorded for several days. Even if all the recording rooms are open, we can't record it in one day. We'd better catch up with today's recording , don’t go here again in a few days, the draft is like this, the players are suffering.”

Over there, the first pair of players in Group A were drawn. The staff announced their names and asked the two people to go to Studio 3 to prepare for the game.

Zhang Ye saw this and said to Lao Yao: "I'm going to the bathroom."

Yao Jiancai said casually: "You go ahead, I'm watching over here."

Zhang Ye re-entered the building, searched along the corridor, and found a bathroom to go in. The National People's Congress was outside. It was very quiet here, and he was alone. He walked into a partition, locked the door from the inside, and took a deep breath. The breath... well, it smelled a bit. I quickly put on a mask, then closed my eyes and calmed down for a moment. I didn't speak or go to the toilet. I just stood there strangely.

Suddenly, Zhang Ye rubbed his hand, opened the game ring screen on his little finger, reached into the inventory and took out two things, two dice.

[Difficulty adjustment dice].

——This is an item that Zhang Ye drew a long time ago. He has never dared to use it, or in other words, he has never planned to use it. Just like at this moment, he is holding two dice with both hands for fear of them. He accidentally dropped it on the ground, and he was full of vigilance and nervousness. Mainly because he was scared of the plane hijacking incident. At that time, it was this small dice that almost caused the plane to take him into a building. What a shock. Having been bitten by a snake for ten years, Zhang Ye was afraid of pit ropes. When Zhang Ye drew two dice again, he kept them in the inventory untouched. This time, Zhang Ye took them out. , with a slight hesitation on his face, he still put away one of them, leaving one behind.

It's time for it to take action

We are already at this point of desperation. The only way to survive is to fight to the death. As for what if there is an accident? He can't control that much anymore

Yes, Zhang Ye is ready to adjust the difficulty. With the current ban, he has no choice but to go. The difficulty is too great. If he doesn't adjust it, he won't know what to do. However, he doesn't intend to just try his luck. Otherwise, if there is another abnormal difficulty, he still has to die? Another reason why Zhang Ye dared to bet like this was because he had just won the right to purchase a product.

Lucky halo

When he got this authority, Zhang Ye thought about adjusting the difficulty of the dice, but he never waited for the opportunity and was never forced to do so. Now, he wants to rely on this halo to shake the dice, he thought Even if the dice cannot be adjusted to the simplest difficulty due to luck, then it won't be abnormally difficult, right? As for the reputation value, he used up almost all his total reputation in the last draw, but after posting three poems, his reputation increased a lot, enough to activate the lucky halo for a minute or two.

bring it on

Whether it works or not, it’s all up to it.

Zhang Ye made a "go for it" expression on his face, gritted his teeth, reached out and clicked on the "Lucky Halo" in the mall, clicked to open it

brush

I saw a white halo of light appear out of thin air above Zhang Ye's head, like an angel's halo, and then a halo of light shot out, causing slight waves in the air, going round and round towards the Spreading out, the prompt of the game ring also appeared.

[Lucky Halo is on]

ten thousand

ten thousand

ten thousand

Reputation plummets by 10,000 per second

Zhang Ye felt a little pained when he saw it. This halo was good everywhere, but it was too expensive. It was charged by the second. Now that he was in trouble, his reputation could no longer support him to waste it like this, so he immediately held the halo. Zi, close your eyes and throw it up in the air

The dice flies up

Phew, it will start falling in two seconds

When the die hit the ground, Zhang Ye's heart was raised. He suddenly opened his eyes and stared at it, watching it bounce and roll on the ground. Each of the six sides of the die had corresponding words written on it. Difficulty: Reduce difficulty ten times, reduce difficulty five times, reduce difficulty twice, increase difficulty twice, increase difficulty five times, increase difficulty ten times. These difficulties continued to appear in front of Zhang Ye's eyes as the dice rolled.

"stop"

"Ouch"

"Move over quickly"

"Hey"

In the toilet, Zhang Ye shouted to himself.

Finally, after a while, the dice ran out of energy and stopped with a click. The corresponding text on the top also caught Zhang Ye's eyes.

After Zhang Ye saw it clearly, he almost laughed wildly from his throat, "Hahahahahaha"

Reduce difficulty five times

It turned out to be a real hit

Then Zhang Ye didn't turn off the lucky halo, because he was still waiting, waiting for the duration of the dice. That time on the plane, the difficulty of the dice was increased by ten times, but it lasted for several hours. The difficulty of adjusting the dice The duration is also random and seems to have no limit, so even if he feels sorry for the reputation points consumed by the lucky halo every second, Zhang Ye still has to endure it. It's not until the end.

Finally, the results came out

The dice turned into a ray of light, flashed suddenly, as if the whole world was illuminated for a moment, and disappeared into the air after a flash.

[Difficulty has been adjusted]

[Reduce difficulty five times]

[Special extension time: six days, one hour and seventeen minutes. 】

‖Timer starts: six days, one hour, sixteen minutes and fifty-nine seconds...】

What?

Six days?

More than six days?

When Zhang Ye saw this, he was shocked. He couldn't believe his eyes. Then he quickly turned off the "lucky halo" and took a breath... The stench made him want to look up to the sky and laugh. They were all hit by a sudden pie. The last time the dice were rolled on the plane, it had only been a few hours. This time, it actually came out with a deadline of more than six days? Or lower the difficulty five times? The road to heaven is perfect! The lucky halo is so awesome.

Of course, he also felt a little bit scared. On the plane back to Shanghai, fortunately, the adjustment to increase the difficulty tenfold only lasted a few hours. If your mother really lasted a few days, Zhang Ye would have just left the plane. After surviving the storm and falling to the ground, he probably wouldn't survive. He had to die hundreds of times.

Fortunately, the halo of luck is there

Fortunately, the three poems I wrote a few days ago reserved some reputation points for him, allowing him to activate his lucky halo for a minute or two.

Hahaha

It's time to turn over

Although Zhang Ye didn't know what reducing the difficulty by five times could actually achieve, but according to the analysis and inference of the abnormal difficulty increase of ten times, the effect would definitely not be weak. In other words, Zhang Ye would be more than six days from now. In time, it is almost invincible

From yesterday to today, countless relatives and friends called to find him. They didn't understand why Zhang Ye wanted to participate in the National Cross Talk Competition. They felt that it was meaningless to participate. Yes, of course Zhang Ye knew this, even if he signed up. Even if CCTV allows him and Lao Yao to compete in the show, it still means nothing. This is not a way out. As long as the ban order still exists, Zhang Ye will have no way out.

Then why did he come?

Why do you still do useless work if you know this?

Now that the answer is available, since there is no way to go, Zhang Ye will do it in his own way. He will not sit still and wait for death.

No way out?

He just fought his way out on his own

At present, the much-anticipated National Crosstalk Sketch Competition is the way out that Zhang Ye is looking for. Before the heat of the banning order has dissipated, he will stand on this stage, in front of the people of the country, and tell those who hate it. He, those who question him, abuse him, and hate him, no matter how much you hate me and how much you hate me, no matter how airtight you seal me, my brother is still standing on the stage.

What can you do to me?

After walking out of the bathroom, Zhang Ye was in a good mood. When the next cross talk contest was played, he couldn't help but recite a poem:

"There is bright moonlight in front of the bed. "

A staff member passing by was stunned. When he saw it, it was Zhang Ye.

"It's probably frost on the ground."

Another female CCTV employee heard the sound and looked over, ah, Zhang Ye is reading poetry?

"Look up at the bright moon."

Someone else heard this poem and was immediately excited. What a poem, what a poem.

"I'm slapping Zhang in the face"

As soon as the last sentence came out, all the CCTV staff staggered and fainted.