I’m Really a Superstar

inside the house.

One old and one young stared at each other with big eyes.

Yao Jiancai said in astonishment: "What name should I give you?"

Zhang Ye said energetically: "It's a crosstalk contest."

"You haven't woken up yet, have you? You go on sleeping, and I'll sleep a little longer." Yao Jiancai turned over and went to sleep again, "We've both been banned, how can we sign up?"

Zhang Ye sat next to him and asked: "Let me ask you, Lao Yao, is there any rule in this kind of talent show and this kind of professional competition that does not allow people with criminal records to participate? Even if they are guilty of committing crimes, , after serving your sentence, will you not be allowed to participate in talent shows and art competitions?"

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "That's definitely not the case. After serving the sentence, you will become an ordinary citizen after you are released. It is impossible to deprive a citizen of his most basic rights."

Zhang Ye said: "A person who commits a crime can sign up for the competition, why can't we two?"

Yao Jiancai was really stunned by Zhang Ye's words, "Uh."

The more Zhang Ye thought about this, his mind became clearer and clearer, and he became more energetic. He immediately turned on his computer and pulled out the original text of Document No. 43, "Old Yao, look

Yao Jiancai immediately came over.

Zhang Ye pointed at it word by word and said: "Look at the instructions in the document, which are for TV stations, networks or news units at all levels to prohibit broadcasting films or other films involving bad actors. This is the scope of their jurisdiction, and other They have no right to get involved. Look here, this sentence, written in black and white on the document, is that TV stations are not allowed to broadcast TV series starring bad actors. For example, TV series starring you cannot be broadcast, but it does not mean that you cannot film. Yeah, it's your personal freedom and right to film or not. Document No. 43 has no control over you. It's just that you can't release the film after you film it. The producers and crew will definitely not look for you to film again, so that's why it happened. The blocking effect, right?"

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's right."

Zhang Ye slapped his leg and said, "That's right. There will be no problem at all if we participate in the draft competition."

"But the CCTV website won't broadcast it to us," Yao Jiancai asked.

Zhang Ye showed a smile that was afraid of chaos in the world, and said: "The preliminaries are broadcast online. Well, even if they ban our entries due to the requirements of Document No. 43, what about the knockout rounds?" He saw Yao Jiancai His eyes changed, and Zhang Ye smiled and said: "The knockout round is broadcast live. The whole process is broadcast on national television. If we reach the knockout round, even reach the finals, or even win the championship, I really don't believe in CCTV and the cross talk sketch competition." The organizers can really stop this competition in order to prevent us from being on TV and receiving awards. They are really awesome."

Yao Jiancai took a breath.

Zhang Ye looked at him and said, "You told me last time that you were a professional crosstalk actor before filming, and you were praised for it."

Yao Jiancai said: "I say I am a professional, but in fact I have studied with a teacher for a few years, and I am not very good at it. I am at best third-rate in the industry."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "That's enough."

Yao Jiancai looked at him, "What about you? Are you okay?"

Zhang Ye said: "I'm talking about talk shows. Although talk shows and cross talk are two different things, they have too many similarities. Just change the design and the method of shaking off the baggage."

Yao Jiancai said uncertainly: "Are you really good at it?"

"I graduated from a major in broadcasting." Zhang Ye said confidently: "I can tell ghost stories, fairy tales, history, and talk shows, but why can't I tell cross talk? Isn't this just a compliment? How about you leave the cross talk jokes to me too?"

Yao Jiancai stared at Zhang Ye for a long time without blinking. Old Yao had seen Zhang Ye's talk before, and it was even better than his cross talk talker. Although he had never heard him talk about cross talk, he should still be able to What people are looking forward to, as for the cross talk jokes, I heard that all the jokes and language in Zhang Ye's Talk Show from beginning to end are not the result of teamwork at all. They are all created by Zhang Ye, the host. Zhang Ye's Lao Yao has always been impressed by his literary talent and wisdom, so the jokes seem worth looking forward to.

Zhang Ye said: "It's useless to think so much. Let's sign up first and then talk about it. Registration for the cross talk competition area ends at eleven o'clock. Anyway, if we don't speak well and get eliminated, we won't have any problem." What a loss. On the contrary, as long as we sign up, they will be the ones who suffer."

Yao Jiancai suddenly slapped the table, "Then what the hell are you waiting for?"

"Let's go bro"

"Let's go bro"

Yao Jiancai got dressed while Zhang Ye went to wash his face.

The two of them arranged their outfits, went downstairs and went straight to the CCTV registration location.

It's past nine o'clock.

A certain small square is the third registration point for this year's National Crosstalk Sketch Competition.

There is a large tent in the square, surrounded by banners of the competition and photos of more than a dozen judges and celebrities. However, there are no people on the venue. Some staff are busy there, because they will arrive at the cross talk competition area soon. The registration deadline is now, and the competition in the sketch competition area will not be held until some time later. The deadline is still early, and all those who should register in the cross talk competition area have already signed up, so the registration point is empty with only three or five people queuing up to fill out the form. .

"This year's competition is really exciting."

"Yes, I heard that there are also mysterious stars who are going to help out."

"Not only that, there are some crosstalk actors who have become famous for a long time. It is said that they are also participating this time. Alas, doesn't this leave us no way to survive? I don't expect to make it to the knockout round."

"Sign up first. The whole country is paying attention to this event. It would be great if we can go up and show our faces. Don't expect too much."

The few people who signed up talked to each other.

Some passers-by saw the sign at the registration point and started talking about it. This cross talk sketch contest has indeed attracted countless attention from across the country. Many TV dramas and variety shows are generally not popular during this time every year. In the previous schedule, the ratings will be shared due to the National Crosstalk Sketch Competition. From this we can also see how popular this annual competition is.

roadside.

A BMW stopped.

Seven or eight staff members have processed the last few forms. Looking at the tables, they are all ready to close the stall.

"Wait a minute" Zhang Ye went up wearing sunglasses.

The female staff member raised her head and said, "Are you signing up?"

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, give me a form."

Yao Jiancai followed closely behind, "I'll take one too."

The female staff member said oh and handed them two forms, "Are you signing up as a group? Hurry up, we're about to close, so hurry up."

Zhang Ye started to fill in the form. He wrote quickly and filled it out in one minute. "Okay."

The female staff member brought it for a look.

Name Zhang Ye?

Work unit...none?

Previous job...announcer? host? Musician? People's teacher?

The female staff member belatedly shouted, "Ah"

The colleagues next to me heard this and came over, "What's wrong, Xiao Wang?"

"Look," the female staff member gave them the form.

Several people took a look at it in confusion, and their expressions became richer than the last. Several eyes fell on the young man's face in shock, "You... are you Teacher Zhang Ye?"

Yao Jiancai also put the form over at this time.

The staff member was confused again after seeing this, "Are you Teacher Yao?"

Damn it

Damn it

Damn it

Several staff members cursed three times in their hearts.

Aren't these two celebrities who have just been added to the ban list of bad artists? Their programs have been banned from broadcasting. How come these two plague gods are here? ?

Zhang Ye urged: "Hurry up and give us the preliminaries passes."

A person in charge wiped his sweat and said: "Well, wait a minute, wait a minute." He couldn't make the decision, so he quickly found a place where no one was around and called the leader to ask for instructions from his superiors.

A leader of CCTV in charge of this matter was dumbfounded after receiving the call, "What? Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are going to participate in the cross talk competition? Are you sure you are not mistaken? One of them is a host and the other is an actor. What kind of national competition are they participating in? Crosstalk competition, isn’t this a cross talk?”

The person said: "But they have already filled out the registration form, otherwise we won't accept their registration?"

The leader asked: "What's the reason for not accepting the registration?"

The man sweated, "I don't know."

The leader said: "Wait a moment, I have to ask for instructions from above."

At this moment, the column team responsible for the cross talk sketch competition within CCTV spread this amazing news, and then everyone had a feeling, Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai, your mother is here to participate in the competition, this is clearly to give them to CCTV ll sets are adding to the chaos.

catch?

But how do they broadcast their programs?

Don't answer?

But is there any reason not to answer? They have not committed any crime and are not fugitives. Other people's applications have been accepted. Is there any reason not to accept them?

I have a headache

Egg - it hurts

Registration is on site.

Zhang Ye said angrily: "What do you mean to me?"

Yao Jiancai glared and said, "Are we treated differently? Register for us."

"It's so hard to sign up, what's your working style and attitude?" Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai said something to each other.

Those staff members almost cried.

Not long after, a call came from above.

The person in charge breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'm sorry to keep you two teachers waiting for so long. There was a computer glitch just now. I will issue you two preliminaries passes right away."

The formalities are completed.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai then drove away with satisfaction.

In the car, Yao Jiancai said: "Tomorrow is the preliminaries, and we don't have much time to prepare."

Zhang Ye, however, hummed a little tune very relaxedly, "It doesn't matter, this time is enough. Let's go back and pair a pair of words, run them together, and cooperate."

"Okay, haha, we are both pretty big stars. I didn't expect that one day we would come to participate in the talent show. Don't tell me, I'm a little excited." Yao Jiancai was eager to give it a try.

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "I've been holding it in for many days. This time, it's time for us to fight back."