I’m Really a Superstar

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The next day.

January 1, New Year's Day.

Zhang Ye spent the new morning of the new year in his bed.

There seemed to be people coming to the house, and there were more than one. The doorbell rang again and again, and some voices came from outside. Zhang Ye woke up several times, turned over, and fell asleep again with the quilt on him. , he worked hard to record the talk show for four consecutive days without much rest. He had to catch up on his sleep today. Anyway, today was a family dinner. There were no outsiders, so there was not so much hospitality.

"Sister, we are here."

"Sit down, sit down."

"Auntie, happy New Year's Day, I wish you and your uncle good health and all the best."

"Haha, we are cute and sweet. There are fruits over there, let's go and eat them."

"My brother?"

"He's sleeping in the house."

"Oh, my brother is such a lazy cat, it's already past ten o'clock"

The eldest uncle, second uncle and third uncle's family all arrived one after another, the eldest sister Cao Dan, the second sister Cao Tong, and the third sister Cao Mengmeng. The three sisters started chirping as soon as they got together.

Several men smoked and drank tea.

Several women were busy in the kitchen.

The eldest aunt asked: "I heard that Xiaoye is on the radio and television blacklist?"

"Yes." The second aunt also said: "Is his work not going well?"

"I heard that his show was suspended a while ago? How is it now?" Third Aunt asked Zhang Ye's mother while washing vegetables.

My mother brushed the chopping board and said with a smile: "You are all old people. Xiaoye's program has resumed, but it will take more than half a month to be broadcast again. Isn't his work going well? Haha, I secretly Let me tell you, don’t tell anyone else. The vice-president of Peking University came to see my son in person and repeatedly invited Xiaoye to teach in the Chinese Department of Peking University. He said that he was the right one and that there was no one else but him."

My aunt was shocked, "Huh? Which Peking University?"

My mother smiled and said: "Where else is Peking University? It is the number one university in the country."

The third aunt sighed, "This is big news. Isn't Xiaoye so promising? He can even go to Peking University to teach? Why didn't I see it in the newspaper?"

Mom said: "It was just decided last night. Alas, my Xiaoye didn't want to go at first, but Principal Wu invited her repeatedly and was very sincere. In the end, we agreed to go because we couldn't shirk it. The matter has just been decided." , of course it’s not on the news, I’ll probably see it tomorrow.

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Several adults and children outside also heard that the second uncle had gone out to pick up Zhang Ye's grandparents and was not there. Others were shocked by the news.

Cao Mengmeng screamed: "Ah, my brother is so fierce?"

Cao Dan also covered his mouth in disbelief, "Teaching at Peking University?"

The third uncle immediately ran to the kitchen, "Sister, congratulations to you. We have a scholar in our family, and he is a lecturer in a famous school."

The uncle said to Zhang Ye's father, "Brother-in-law, congratulations."

Dad smiled and waved his hand, "I don't know if that kid is qualified yet."

My mother was extremely proud. After hearing this, she rolled her eyes at her husband and said, "My son can't do it, but you can do it? Just say such depressing words."

The third aunt laughed and said: "Yes, Xiaoye's literary level will definitely not be a problem."

At this time, people came in outside, and the second uncle came over followed by grandpa and grandpa.

As soon as the old lady entered the door, she heard people talking inside and couldn't help asking: "What is Peking University? What are you talking about?"

Mom left the kitchen with a smile on her face, "Dad, Mom, your grandson is going to be a lecturer in the Chinese Department of Peking University. He will report tomorrow."

Grandma said in surprise: "Are you guys working together to deceive me?"

The third aunt exclaimed: "Mom, it's true."

Grandma immediately became excited, "Xiaoye is already so capable?"

"That's Peking University." Grandpa was also dumbfounded.

The third aunt said: "You two always don't pay attention to the news and TV. Don't you know that Xiaoye has already become very capable? He is on TV and in newspapers every day."

Grandma's wrinkles instantly softened, "Xiaoye still strives for success."

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Zhang Ye fell into a deep sleep, which was so sweet.

Suddenly, the door opened and three petite figures came in.

"Brother, it's time to get up and eat," Cao Mengmeng said loudly while lying on the bed.

Zhang Ye was woken up, yawned and saw that it was his three little sisters, and turned away his head indifferently, "Go, I'll sleep for a while."

Cao Tong hehe said: "Brother, get up quickly"

The eldest sister Cao Dan said: "Let me rest for a while."

"Why are you resting?" Cao Mengmeng refused and went directly to bed and sat on Zhang Ye's lap, "Brother, you are so powerful now that you are going to teach at Peking University."

Zhang Ye waved his hand listlessly, "Just so so."

Cao Tong also said coquettishly: "Brother, you have to buy us delicious food."

"Buy, buy." Zhang Ye closed his eyes and wondered if he was talking in his sleep.

Cao Mengmeng blinked her cute little eyes and said, "Then you can buy us whatever we want. I want a big bear, one and eight meters tall."

Zhang Ye shouted sleepily: "Buy them all, buy them all."

Several sisters gathered together and cheered, "Oh"

With so many little guys coming into the room, Zhang Ye couldn't sleep anymore. Finally, he was woken up by his sisters and had to get out of bed in his pajamas.

As soon as he came out of the outhouse, Zhang Ye started calling people, "Grandma, grandpa, uncle, aunt, second uncle..."

As soon as the grandma saw her grandson, she held his hand happily and asked, "Did those girls wake up?" After that, the old lady glared at them and said, "Naughty, your brother has been exhausted these days. Yes, is it easy to sleep in?"

Cao Mengmeng stuck out her little tongue, "Grandma is partial"

Grandma was amused and said, "This little girl is looking for a beating."

The mother also patted her son and said, "Brush your teeth quickly and get ready to eat."

More than ten minutes later, dinner was served.

During the dinner, Zhang Ye also rarely reunited with his relatives. He hadn't been home for a long time, so he poured beer and toasted to the elders cup by cup, and ate happily.

Grandma, grandpa, and relatives asked Zhang Ye about things in the entertainment industry.

"Xiaoye, is the host of the talent show really your classmate?"

"Yes, we are classmates in college, in the same class."

"What class are you going to teach at Peking University?"

"I don't know yet. We should find out tomorrow."

"Brother, is Hu Dongjian gay?"

"How do I know this? He is the host from RTHK. I have never seen him."

"Brother, why are you so awesome? The talk show you mentioned made me laugh to death."

"That's right, of course your brother is awesome, otherwise why would I be your brother?"

After the meal, everyone sat on the sofa or in the big room and continued chatting. The topic basically revolved around Zhang Ye, and everyone was very interested in his work.

It's about two o'clock in the afternoon.

Grandma and grandpa went to Zhang Ye's parents' house to take a nap.

Zhang Ye made the bed for the second elder and got the quilt, chatted for a few more words, and then quietly closed the door.

As soon as he came out of the house, he ran into Cao Mengmeng, who had a sly look on his face. This little girl didn't know what was going on and kept blinking at Zhang Ye.

"What?" Zhang Ye was happy.

Cao Mengmeng whispered: "Brother, I have something to ask you."

Zhang Ye didn't take it seriously, "What's the matter?"

Cao Mengmeng glanced at the seven or eight elders sitting in the living room, Xiaoba Nunu's house, "Go and talk to the house, it's a very important matter anyway."

"Okay." Zhang Ye and his third sister entered the house.

In the room, Cao Mengmeng sat down on the bed.

Zhang Ye lit a cigarette, took a puff and spit it out the window, "Tell me what happened."

Cao Mengmeng said in a coquettish voice: "Brother, we have a New Year's Day party in the auditorium of our junior high school tonight. You can bring your parents, and you can join me." New Year's Day parties are still very common in schools, because the Spring Festival party is impossible to hold. At that time, students had already gone on vacation, and it was the Chinese New Year, so it couldn't be held, so the most popular ones on campus were New Year's Day parties. Some schools had them, some didn't, and the time was not fixed. Many of them were held on December 31st. Held in the evening.

Zhang Ye was stunned for a moment and said amusedly: "Where should I go? Aren't your parents both off today? What's the matter? They have something to do at night and can't go?"

Cao Mengmeng secretly said: "I didn't tell them."

"Ah?" Zhang Ye smiled bitterly.

Cao Mengmeng pouted and said: "You don't know, every time my parents meet our teacher, the three of them always say bad things about me, and even beat me when I get home. , I’m so annoyed, I’d rather go alone than take them with me.”

Zhang Ye spread his hands and said, "Isn't it appropriate for me to go?"

"You are my brother, why is it inappropriate?" Cao Mengmeng said with a smile, "And I just happen to show off to my friends. At the last parent-teacher meeting, I heard several parents chatting with each other in the corridor. I'm thinking of you, hehe, but none of them know you are my brother."

Zhang Ye sweated and said, "Is it interesting?"

"It's very interesting," Cao Mengmeng affirmed, "and I also have to perform at the party. I have decided to read your "Birds and Fishes"."

"That's a love poem." Zhang Ye said.

"What's the matter with love poems? Several of our classmates are reciting poems this time. Many people recite love poems. They are all in the textbooks." Cao Mengmeng disagreed.

"What poems are they reading?" Zhang Ye asked.

Cao Mengmeng shook her little head and said, "I don't know. Everyone is keeping it a secret. There are still many people who sing and dance. Anyway, I don't care. Brother, you have to help your sister. If no parents come with me, you Sister, I am so embarrassed, and you have to teach me how to read "Birds and Fishes" and how to segment sentences."

Zhang Ye said: "Let's talk about it later. Let's ask your parents first."

"Brother, can you do it? Can you do it?" Cao Mengmeng hugged Zhang Ye's arm and cried for a while, feeling extremely pitiful.

Zhang Ye was finally at his wits end and had to say: "Okay, okay, why don't I go? It's half past seven, right? I understand, I'll go to the school to find you then."

Cao Mengmeng was excited, "Oh, long live my brother."

Zhang Ye began to teach her how to recite "Birds and Fishes".