I’m Really a Superstar

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The next day.

There are four days until January 1st of the new year.

Zhang Ye had contacted the original members and team of his original column early and asked them to issue live tickets to call the audience. He had an idea that he must record all the episodes of Zhang Ye's Talk Show before the New Year. The initial date is the fifty-fifth issue, and then I will go back to the capital to spend the New Year with my parents in a down-to-earth manner.

Four days and fifty issues, the daily workload is too much

At the fastest speed, we would have to record twelve or three sessions a day, each half an hour, which is about six hours, which is equivalent to recording from morning to afternoon.

If there were any other hosts, they would definitely not be able to withstand such great work pressure. Let alone recording more than ten episodes a day, no one could bear it even if they record two or three episodes for four days, but Zhang Ye has this Perseverance, he has done such crazy things before. Whether he was recording "Ghost Blows Out the Lamp" with the radio station or "Hundred Forums" with the Beijing TV station, many staff members of the program team privately called Zhang Ye "Desperate Saburo" , because they, the handymen at the scene, sometimes couldn't stand it anymore and were exhausted. Zhang Ye could actually hold on day by day without falling down once. This was also a point that many staff members were very convinced of Zhang Ye. Ye has always put himself before others. He has always had more rest and less rest than others, so he stands tall on the stage. Naturally, the people in the column team are not lazy and give up their picks. People are all comparing themselves to each other. This is also The reason why the column team led by Zhang Ye is so efficient.

As for the topicality of the talk show?

Zhang Ye doesn't have to worry about this. His talk show is related to current affairs, but it doesn't have to happen before he can say the joke. For example, the jokes in "Tonight's 8th Generation Talk Show" are all snake oil, like scolding. Sticks and devils are all timeless. To put it bluntly, even if Zhang Ye scolds sticks and devils on a talk show a hundred years later, it will still be timeless.

Recording scene.

"Are the departments ready?"

"Teacher Zhang, we are ready to play."

“When will the audience be ready?”

"We'll be entering the venue in half an hour, everything has been arranged."

"Okay, I'll go backstage to take a rest while you guys keep an eye on me."

"You really have to record twelve episodes today, Teacher Zhang? Khan, okay, you should take a break. You will be busy in a while, and you won't have time by then. We are here."

The people on site were busy and working.

Zhang Ye went to the dressing room backstage. As soon as the door was closed, he began to buy "memory search capsules" in large quantities. He closed his eyes and began to sort and search all the talk shows in his mind. Zhang Ye arrogantly said that he would record more than ten episodes a day. He relied on the power of the memory capsule to have a steady stream of jokes in his mind for him to use. Moreover, the jokes Zhang Ye picked up were all good ones. It had that kind of effect. The best thing is to abandon even some jokes that are only moderately effective, in order to make "Zhang Ye's Talk Show" a signature and a top-notch, high-quality program. Under such circumstances, the consumption of memory search capsules is naturally a huge number. Fortunately, Zhang Ye's previous talk shows have added a lot of prestige to the game ring. His speeches and poems during the live broadcast, and those in the daylight later. The exposure of "Sunflower" and limericks etc. has also earned a lot of reputation, which is completely enough.

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Zhang Ye knew that he shouldn't feel bad about this reputation at this time. If the reputation is gone, he can earn it again, but if the show doesn't do well, there is no way to regret it. So in the past few days, Zhang Ye is going to use all these reputations and strive to win Zhang Ye's reputation. "Ye Talk Show" has been perfect, and there is no need to feel bad. These reputations have been consumed. When the talk show resumes, the reputation earned every day will be "net income". The more he spends now, the more the program will The better you do, the greater your reputation income will be in half a month.

Outside.

The audience has arrived.

“Great, the wait is finally here”

"We are so lucky. I heard that the show has not resumed yet."

"Yes, it will still be half a month later, but it will not be re-broadcast until around the Spring Festival, because the radio and television has not restored Mr. Zhang Ye's hosting qualification, and now it is all recording.

"Radio and TV are real, what are you doing?"

"Nothing. Who asked Teacher Zhang to scold them all during the live broadcast? He also got a reputation for sabotaging the live broadcast. It seems like twice. He did something bad once with Beijing. This time it was only suspended for half a month. It's pretty good. If Li Tao hadn't been at gunpoint and met a brave hacker, Mr. Zhang Ye wouldn't be able to do shows in the future. We can still come to watch talk shows now, which is already a blessing."

"Well, be content."

"Zhang Ye is here. Zhang Ye is here."

"Hahaha, I want to laugh when I see him."

"That's right, I haven't seen Teacher Zhang Ye for a long time. You are so kind."

The recording started and Zhang Ye appeared on stage. However, when he first stood on the stage, the audience below all spontaneously stood up and shouted Zhang Ye's name.

"Zhang Ye"

"Zhang Ye"

"Zhang Ye"

The audience is very excited

Zhang Ye was also very moved and said with a smile: "Thank you for not forgetting me. Thank you. Please sit down, everyone. Please sit down. A few small things happened these days, which caused the program to be suspended..."

"babble"

The audience laughed. Little things? Which of the times you did it was considered a trivial matter for your mother? Which one was not shocking to the heavens and ghosts and gods weeping?

Zhang Ye is already well-known, and even before he even said a joke, the audience was already laughing non-stop.

On the first day, Zhang Ye recorded twelve episodes of the program and changed the audience twice. Finally, he felt that he was in good condition, so he recorded two additional episodes.

The next day, Wang Xiong came over to persuade Zhang Ye. He was really frightened by what he saw. He was afraid that this kind of workload would be too tiring and he was afraid that something would happen again. However, Zhang Ye refused the leader's kindness and continued to record the program. I still recorded twelve or thirteen episodes in one go, from day to night.

Still the same on the third day.

The fourth day was as usual.

Zhang Ye's astonishing move was seen by everyone and caused a sensation in the entire company. Even many people in the industry knew about it. Without exception, they were very concerned about Zhang Ye's recording method. There are two evaluations - crazy and perverted. This is simply impossible. Even if you have the energy and physical strength, how can you possibly keep up with your manuscript? The most shocking thing is that Zhang Ye actually had no script from beginning to end. In four days, Zhang Ye actually completed the entire recording of the talk show. The quality of each episode was higher than the last, and each episode was basically It was done once and there was no precedent for re-recording.

What is this concept?

This is fucking life-threatening

Unexpectedly, Zhang Ye actually did it

Several colleagues in the industry didn't believe it when they heard about it, so they found Weiwo Company and wanted to observe it. Feng Guiqin gave them special approval and gave them tickets to the first row. As a result, several people had bright faces when they entered. They were disdainfully preparing to find fault, preparing to expose that Zhang Ye was not unscripted but had lines. However, when the recording of more than a dozen programs in one day was completed, those few people left without saying a word.

this day.

Zhang Ye finally finished recording the last talk show. When the recording ended, the entire audience stood up and burst into warm applause.

Dismissed.

Everyone from the column team also gathered around.

"Teacher Zhang, thank you for your hard work."

"You have worked hard these days."

"Teacher Zhang Ye, you are great"

"Haha, our team has created a miracle in the industry."

"Yes, we recorded fifty episodes in four days. Who would believe it if your mother said it?"

"I thought it was impossible to complete it at first, but I didn't expect it to be possible. Teacher Zhang, how could you have so many jokes in your mind and connect them so well without even stuttering? It would have been me, I haven’t even stumbled over a sentence without writing anything.”

"Hey, can you still compete with Teacher Zhang?"

"Who is Teacher Zhang? He is a great power that cannot be measured by common sense."

The show ended and everyone was very happy.

Zhang Ye also smiled and said: "It's because of your hard work. I have made you go crazy with me these past few days. Well, I'll treat you tonight. Whatever we eat at the best restaurant in Shanghai is mine."

"oh"

"Teacher Zhang is mighty"

Everyone cheered a few times

Best hotel? If you want to eat that meal, it will cost at least tens of thousands.

Of course, Zhang Ye doesn't care about the money. He only cares about money. His goal is always fame. How to become a top star in the world is what he values ​​most.

Dong Shanshan also walked to the scene from the inner door, "What are you going to eat?"

Then, Wang Bei and others also came in, "Hee hee, did we hear you? Zhang Ye wants to treat a guest, right? Doesn't that count us?"

Zhang Han, who has a good relationship with Dong Shanshan, smiled and said, "Will you take me with you?"

Zhang Ye waved his hand and said, "Come all, everyone is welcome." After that, he also called Feng Guiqin and Wang Xiong and invited them. In this matter, Mr. Feng and Mr. Wang both gave Zhang Ye a lot of help. He showed great support and did not abandon Zhang Ye at the most critical moment. After the program was finished, Zhang Ye naturally wanted to show his support.

night.

When everyone gathered, everyone went straight to the hotel.

On the way, everyone also saw from the Internet a blacklist issued by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television for next year.

It’s similar to Zhang Ye’s world. Every year, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television releases a “blacklist.” Of course, this is what everyone calls it privately, not the official name. The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television’s definition and purpose of this list is to emphasize standards. And professional ethics, that is to say, every time those people on the blacklist are listed, future programs, whether movies or TV series, as long as they involve people on the blacklist, will be reviewed in the strictest way. This is a limitation and a warning

There are about eight people on the radio and television blacklist.

Two are actors who were caught taking drugs this year, three are TV drama actors and a screenwriter who were caught soliciting prostitution, and one is a director suspected of fraud. The other person doesn’t know the reason. There seems to be no relevant incident reported on the Internet. , but also the last one on the blacklist.

As for the first person on the radio and television blacklist, the person written at the front surprised and shocked everyone.

First page……

first row……

first row……

Zhang Ye's name suddenly appeared

If Zhang Ye's initials were sorted according to this order, Zhang Ye should be at the end. If they were sorted according to gestures, Zhang Ye would not be at the first. But now he is stunned because he appears first on the radio and television blacklist, which makes countless people While people are shocked after seeing this, they also have the urge to laugh.

Let's see

Take a look at them all

How powerful is Zhang Ye's mouth?

He didn't curse, nor did he do much, he just opened his mouth to say a few poems or give a speech, but what was the result? He is ranked higher than drug addicts, prostitutes and fraudsters. The radio and television pays attention and vigilance to him, but your mother is higher than drug addicts. What does this mean? This shows that in the opinion of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, the lethality of Zhang Ye's mouth is better than anyone else's.

So he's at the top of the blacklist

Many people also posted messages saying they were speechless.

"Did you write it wrong?"

"I rely on Zhang Ye to rank first this year?"

"Last year's radio and television blacklist, the first one was a director who got into a fight and beat someone to death. This year... is he Teacher Zhang Ye?"

"Teacher Zhang Ye will suffer a lot next year. This is a key target for severe crackdowns. His programs or works must be strictly censored and have a higher standard than ordinary people."

"There is no way, who made Teacher Zhang Ye so bad?"

"That shouldn't be ranked first. Behind Zhang Ye is a drug-hungry celebrity. It seems that Teacher Zhang Ye should also be ranked behind."

"Yes, is Teacher Zhang so guilty?"

"What criteria are these rankings based on?"

"Do you still have to ask? Haha, this is discharged by the radio and television according to the harmfulness."

Many netizens and people in the industry were stunned when they finally came up with the analysis. Mr. Zhang Ye’s mouth is such that the radio and television industry is afraid of him.