I’m Really a Superstar

A poem is offered!

Weibo is buzzing again!

"Look! Zhang Ye's hair is thin!"

"I'll go see what Teacher Zhang said!"

"If you can do this to your relatives, wouldn't you be a filial son? Hahahahaha!"

"The last sentence is so classic! Damn it! It doesn't even contain a single curse word! Oh, it's so joyful! I would like to dedicate this poem to those 'filial sons and virtuous grandchildren'?"

"Zhang Ye fired again!"

"Teacher Zhang scolded you too harshly!"

"Of course, haha, our teacher Zhang is a professional who scolds people. Those flattering clowns in the industry want to take this opportunity to flatter Li Tao? Want to step on teacher Zhang Ye to get the upper hand? I have to laugh at their IQ here. Ah! Teacher Zhang Ye's reputation is already so bad. He has already scolded so many people to death. You still dare to scold him? Don't you have a long memory? Haha, you must be scolded by Teacher Zhang now. ?Deserve it!"

"Zhang Ye scolded you well. These sycophants are so disgusting! Everyone knows exactly what is going on! Anyone with eyes and IQ knows what's going on inside, let alone You people in the industry! But what about you? Instead, you accuse Teacher Zhang of having no professional ethics? Where is your professional ethics? You know it is wrong, but you still help the wrong party to create public pressure on Zhang Ye! Compared to Teacher Zhang Ye, your professional ethics and ethics are not worthy of being a public figure! Misleading the people! Fanning the flames! You really think that the common people are fools! The description of you as a filial son and worthy grandson is simply perfect!"

"Zhang Ye has really been on a killing spree these days!"

"Hey, do you think Li Tao and the others will regret it?"

"You don't have to ask, those people will be so sorry that their intestines will turn green!"

"That's right, haha. I originally wanted to pinch a soft persimmon, but I didn't expect to pinch Teacher Zhang Ye, a hedgehog. There are thorns all over my body, pricking whoever I want!"

"I'm convinced, Teacher Zhang Ye can still handle it!"

"I finally found out that nothing involving Teacher Zhang ever goes smoothly. Every time it doesn't turn out to be earth-shattering!"

"I can't help it. I can't let Zhang Ye dare to speak his true nature. I like him so much!"

"Hehehehe, Teacher Zhang is just different from others. Look at those other celebrities and public figures. Sometimes they pretend to fall, sometimes they take photos of themselves, and sometimes they have scandals. They are all hyped up every day, and they are all vying for it. He tries his best to increase his exposure, but Teacher Zhang Ye never engages in such evil tricks, and his exposure still soars every once in a while. Since his debut, I think people who pay attention to Teacher Zhang's works have far less attention to his swearing. There are a lot of people making trouble. Do you think that even if Zhang Ye is banned from the entertainment industry, can he still rely on writing poems to curse people... and follow a strange path to become a first- and second-tier star?"

"Haha, it's really possible!"

"In Teacher Zhang's dictionary, nothing is impossible. Now I won't be surprised if Teacher Zhang does anything amazing!"

"Brothers and sisters upstairs, are you too happy? Teacher Zhang is still on the cusp of the storm."

"No way, Teacher Zhang is such an unpleasant person. None of his works are to my taste. But every time he curses and causes trouble, my mother will scream with excitement!"

Zhang Ye’s fans are extremely happy!

In contrast,

Those people in the industry who had just supported Li Tao and the radio and television decision-making, and even the guests who had just scolded Zhang Ye on the Shanghai local TV station, their faces were not so pretty at this time, or it could be said that they were simply strangling Zhang Ye to death now. Ye’s heart is ready!

Dutiful son?

Dutiful son, your sister!

Zhang Ye, you are so wicked! That mouth of yours is so shameless!

They immediately launched a counterattack on Weibo, but Zhang Ye didn't even pay attention to them, and Zhang Ye's fans flooded them!

"Oh, filial son is in a hurry!"

"Haha, filial sons quit!"

"Teacher Zhang Ye, run quickly, don't let those filial sons bite you, we will cut off the queen!"

After scolding him for a long time, the few people in the industry stopped scolding him, because they found that no matter how much they scolded Zhang Ye for a thousand or ten thousand words, it was all in vain, and it could not compare to Zhang Ye's song " "Zazuo" was scolded cruelly!

This is a poem that scolds people who flatter and flatter people. It is a "Miscellaneous Work" written by Dong Yingju in his world. It has been passed down from ancient times to this day and is very famous. Today, Zhang Ye took it and dumped it on these people who flatter Li Taoma. It’s just right for those “filial sons”!

Those people couldn't scold them at all, and gradually they lost their temper. All of them could only hold back their anger in their stomachs, with nowhere to vent it!

Fight back?

How to fight back! What to fight back with?

All of them together don't have this literary talent!

Zhang Ye's poems are like nuclear weapons. They can be described as cruel and inhumane. Let alone them, the writers of the Beijing Writers Association couldn't even scold this guy! Zhang Ye has long been famous for his ability to stir up trouble and curse people!

Those in the industry now feel a little regretful. They had seen that Zhang Ye was finished and would definitely disappear from the entertainment industry in the future. They thought it would not hurt to offend him, so they helped Li Tao and Shanghai Radio and Television build momentum and clearly supported it. Maybe it will be more beneficial to their work in the future. But when they saw Zhang Ye jumping out and seeing his ferocious "Miscellaneous Works", they suddenly felt that the gain was not worth the loss. Every one of Zhang Ye's poems is a classic, which is already known to everyone. Well, just like the last time Wang Shuixin of Beijing TV Station was tricked by Zhang Ye, the song "Some People" shocked the whole country at the memorial service. A poem actually made the leader of a TV station go down. I heard that everyone After entering prison, the former Wang Shuixin was also a well-known poet in China. He wrote "Everything" and even took textbooks. But what about Zhang Ye? He is nameless, powerless and powerless. With this song "Someone", people are stunned to hate Wang Shuixin with gnashing of teeth and hatred whenever this poem is mentioned. They even have to curse him a few words to relieve their anger!

How cruel this is!

This is the power of Zhang Ye's works!

Although "Miscellaneous Works" is not as good as "Some People", it is still a very powerful work. People like them have become allusions to this poem! In the future or a few years later, when people mention Zhang Ye's original intention for creating this "Miscellaneous Work", will they mention their names? As an allusion to set off this poem? Holy shit! They don’t want this kind of leading role and the opportunity to be famous forever!

The scolding died down.

There is no movement from them on Weibo!

Zhang Ye told many people with his actual actions that yes, I have offended people and may not be able to survive in the entertainment industry, but I have a clear conscience and I have done nothing wrong. What is the truth and facts? You all know that if I don’t mess with you, don’t mess with me either. If someone sees that I’m banned and sees that I’m easy to bully, they want to step on me and step on me? Then you are blind! Even if I am an ordinary citizen! Even if I don’t stay in the entertainment industry anymore! It’s just as easy for me to scold you as scolding my grandson! If you think you can scold me better! Then let's get together and practice! If you think you don’t have this ability! Then don't talk nonsense to me!

…

Close the computer.

Zhang Ye snapped his fingers and said, "Okay, it's done."

Dong Shanshan: "...Is this done?"

"Yes." Zhang Ye smiled happily: "Then what do you think we will do? It's just to convince them. Soldiers will come to cover up the water and the earth. I don't care who he is or who he loves!"

Dong Shanshan's mouth was filled with helplessness, "You are really not afraid of offending people."

"Anyway, I'm not in the entertainment industry anymore, so I don't have any worries anymore. Let alone a few of them in the industry, they are even A-list celebrities who come to scold me, and I will do the same!" I have no more responsibilities and no job. , Zhang Ye was relaxed, who was he afraid of when he was single?

Dong Shanshan opened the computer that Zhang Ye had just closed again, "Let me look at your poem again." After reading it again, she sighed: "Before, I was really a little skeptical, thinking about you. Were those poems written in advance? I only believed them when I read them today. Did you really improvise on the spot?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Absolutely."

After raising his glass, Dong Shanshan looked at him and said, "Okay, let's drink to this poem."

"Fuck." After Zhang Ye finished drinking the wine, his head was dizzy and he drank just right. With the courage of the wine, he teased the school beauty again and stuffed his hand from the side of her cheongsam into her torn stockings. , grabbed a handful of her fleshy thigh skin, and then continued to squeeze in.

Dong Shanshan pretended not to notice and poured wine for him from a red wine bottle, "Are you really not planning to develop in the entertainment industry in the future?"

"No." Zhang Ye and his old classmates had nothing to hide, "It's just that the current situation is like this, and I don't know what to do. If possible, of course I want to go back and continue hosting my talk show. That show But there are still dozens of issues left to talk about.”

Dong Shanshan blinked and said: "Then we have to think of a way. As long as the radio and television side doesn't hold you back and reinstates your hosting qualifications, it will definitely be fine for you to return to Weibo to host the show."

"The key is that there is no good way, and that's what I'm thinking about." Zhang Ye shook his head.

The two were silent for a moment.

Looking at the clock, she smoothed her hair and asked, "What's for dinner?"

Zhang Ye glanced at her, looking at the long white legs and the rotten stockings on them, he swallowed and teased: "Eat you?"

Dong Shanshan chuckled and said, "How should I eat it?"

"Eat like this." Zhang Ye suddenly moved and knocked Dong Shanshan down on the sofa.

Dong Shanshan probably didn't expect it. With an ouch, the beige high-heeled shoes on her right foot also flew out and landed under the mezzanine of the coffee table with a clatter. The left high-heeled shoes were still there, but they were about to fall off. , hanging precariously on the toes of her beautiful feet.

Zhang Ye kissed her on the mouth.

Dong Shanshan didn't move and acquiesced.

After kissing for a while, Zhang Ye inserted his hand into the opening of her cheongsam skirt again. This time, he did not enter through the opening of the cheongsam. Instead, he directly aimed at the hem of her cheongsam and lifted it up bit by bit, lifting the cheongsam skirt to the top. At the knee position, the cheongsam was too tight, and it could not be lifted up further unless the cheongsam was torn off. Zhang Ye didn't do that, so he took the second best option and put his hand up and touched the cheongsam material that was holding up her chest. .

Whoops!

The front of the palm sank in, it was too soft and too big!

The lower end of the palm touched the bra underneath her clothes. The material of the bra was a bit hard but not thin. There were some textures printed on the palm of her hand. I don't know if it was the pattern on the cheongsam or the carvings on the bra. This was the first time that Zhang Ye held Dong Shanshan's breasts like this. For a moment, he felt the huge size there, which made his throat feel extremely dry. When he was in college, he wasn't very familiar with Dong Shanshan, didn't exchange a few words with her, and didn't know much about his personality. Now, as they work and live together, he gets to know Dong Shanshan better. As he became more and more familiar with it, Zhang Ye discovered more and more the strong sexual feeling that kept coming out of Comrade Shanshan's bones!

The figure is sexy!

It doesn’t feel sexy to wear it!

There is no sense in speaking!

The movements are also sexy!

This is a fairy who is so charming that she will not pay for her life!

Seeing that Dong Shanshan didn't put up any strong resistance, but just stared at his chest with her hand in a symbolic gesture, Zhang Ye became more courageous and went to unbutton her cheongsam!

One!

Two!

Three!

As soon as the buttons on the side were unbuttoned, Dong Shanshan's side view was revealed, and his waist was exposed. The top of the stockings and the threads of the stockings were exposed in front of Zhang Ye's eyes, and the flesh was also flashed together. A touch of dark purple briefs printed under the stockings!

Zhang Ye suppressed his racing heart and was about to unbutton the collar of her cheongsam!

But at this time, Dong Shanshan said something again that made Zhang Ye almost faint.

Dong Shanshan looked at him with beautiful eyes and said softly, "I have my period today."

menstruation?

Menstruation again!

Your sister is on her period! !

You were on your period on the plane to Shanghai more than half a month ago! Two days ago, when I was doing business in your room, you were on your period! What a day it is today! Are you still on your period? Zhang Ye burst into tears, "Lesbians only have three or five days a month, right?" It can’t exceed seven days at most! But what about you? With you, your mother has her period for thirty days in a month! Why didn't you bleed to death? It’s a miracle that you can survive till now! With your blood volume! If you work in the Red Cross Blood War, people all over the country will not have to worry about using blood!

Zhang Ye glared and said, "Is there any truth in your mouth?"

Dong Shanshan, who was lying down with his clothes a little messy, smiled and said, "Believe it or not, I'm also on my period. Next time, I'll cook first. Get up quickly. It hurts me."

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes, "Next time?" He didn't know which of Dong Shanshan's words was a lie and which was the truth. This old classmate's words were even less reliable than his own!

He got off her body dumbfounded. He didn't force her. This kind of thing still needs to be respected.

Dong Shanshan straightened her messy cheongsam, stood up and looked at Zhang Ye, suddenly stretched out her hands and hooked Zhang Ye's neck, hugged him gently, and whispered in his ear: "The menstrual period will be gone in a few days. "Then he coughed, took his hands off, went to the kitchen with a smile, and went to cook with the dirty stockings hanging on.

(To be continued)【】. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Chuangshi to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. )