I’m Really a Superstar

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Home.

The program title is out.

Zhang Ye picked up his cell phone and made a busy call.

"Hey, Mom, watch my show, it's live online."

"It's ahead of schedule? Won't it be broadcast tomorrow? But I don't know how to use a computer."

"Haha, your mobile phone is fine too. You can search for my name on Internet TV on your mobile phone and you will see your son. Let my dad watch it too."

"Okay, let me try."

"Hey, sister."

"Brother, what's going on?"

"Watch my show online. Didn't you ask me to tell you as soon as the show comes on?"

"Yo? It's ready so soon? I'll go check it out right away, and I'll let my family know as well."

"Hey, Brother Hu, I'm on the show."

"Now?"

"Yes, it's on air now."

"That's just right. We haven't gotten off work yet. Let me go take a look."

"You haven't gotten off work yet? Come on, then you should tell Xiao Lu, Da Fei, Brother Hou and the others. The main thing is to let everyone help me find faults. This is also the first time I have said that this type of program is a touchy one. When crossing a river with stones, many expressions and speech speed control may not be in place."

"Haha, okay, I'll find fault with you."

"Sure, please point it out to me if there's anything wrong with it. Well, there's definitely nothing wrong with the show itself. Haha, I'm not bragging, Brother Hu. You'll all know after watching it."

"Hey, Director Zhao, I'm Zhang Ye."

Seven or eight phone calls were quickly made.

Zhang Ye notified his parents and family, as well as his former leaders and colleagues. First, he would report the results to everyone, and some people had already told him to contact them as soon as Zhang Ye's new program came out. , but also to earn some clicks from them. Although even if all my friends watch it, it will only get a dozen or dozens of clicks at most, but mosquitoes are still meat no matter how small they are. Zhang Ye is now looking forward to how far the clicks of his program can reach. For online TV programs, traffic and clicks are life, which is an intuitive expression of performance. These clicks determine Zhang Ye's popularity, determine Zhang Ye's salary, and also determine the endorsement fees and advertising fees for Zhang Ye's programs. Of course, he Need to pay attention

"I am Zhang Ye.

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"I feed myself bags of salt."

The spoof title is over, everything is on the screen, and the live shots are here

"Okay, now would you like to welcome our famous host... Zhang Ye is here." Zhang Ye introduced himself in his own voice. Before he showed up, the words he called himself a "famous host" made the audience laugh. , the camera also gave the audience a one-and-a-half second picture

Amid laughter, Zhang Ye took the stage

"Look at the first fan, the most gentle one who bowed his head said this to Zhang Ye, "Fuck you sister, why the hell don't you have a new column? Do you believe it or not, I smashed the glass in your house, you bastard..." …I’m so touched by the fans’ concern and enthusiasm. Thank you, thank you.”

"puff"

"The third letter, wow, this was sent to me by a female fan... I really want to have a baby with you Zhang Ye - please pass this sentence... to Teacher Dong Shanshan."

"Ouch"

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Dong Shanshan is from Inner Mongolia, and it's a bit difficult when she misses home... So every time she misses Inner Mongolia in Shanghai, she goes to the stock exchange... to take a look at the endless green."

“Oh, I can’t do it anymore.”

"Pfft hahahaha"

"Do you think that's grassland?"

Finally, amidst everyone’s laughter and cheers, the first episode of Zhang Ye’s Talk Show came to an end. Zhang Ye bowed and thanked the audience, but the audience stood up and applauded and refused to leave for a long time. This content was not cut out, but was added deliberately. This was Zhang Ye's idea. He had communicated with the post-processing and editing staff about this before leaving get off work. The reaction and emotions of the audience were also It can attract the audience watching the program outside the venue and at home, just like those domestic sitcoms. After saying something, a lot of laughter must be played in the background as a foil. It is the same principle. This involves some things in psychology, and Regarding the overall atmosphere, it is very important.

Then, the credits started rolling.

The audience applauded for about nine minutes, and it was impossible to show all of them, so after playing some, in order to avoid being too monotonous, the camera continued to hit the audience's face, and then the subtitles rolled, and the credits were used to mediate, about twenty seconds later , the program finally ended

Zhang Ye was very satisfied after watching it. He felt that it was quite good for him to perform like this for the first time in a talk show.

the other side.

Beijing, in a hotel box.

Jia Yan from Beijing Radio Station said: "I heard that Zhang Ye's program has been moved forward to today?"

"What are you doing for him?" Zhang Ye snorted, "He's just a clown who can engage in literature and entertainment programs? Who is he?"

Deputy Director Jia, who was sitting above him, also shook his head slightly.

Deputy Director Jia's secretary said as if he were watching a joke: "How about we take a look? How could he mess up his so-called talk show?"

Several people looked at Deputy Director Jia questioningly.

Deputy Director Jia nodded, "Look, I want to take a look too." Just after criticizing Zhang Ye on the Internet for knowing nothing and not knowing anything, and saying that his program was definitely not good, Deputy Director Jia The station director must also want to watch his program, and he must continue to attack Zhang Ye.

So one person took out his tablet, and two or three others took out their mobile phones, and they all clicked on Zhang Ye's column, wanting to see him make a fool of himself.

Half an hour passed.

The program is over

Then, no one in the box spoke anymore, as if they were instantly silent.

This show...

In the end, a female radio station staff member couldn't hold it back. Thinking about the joke Zhang Ye just said, she was so amused that she burst into laughter. Then she felt something was wrong and quickly covered her mouth to hold it back.

Jia Yan glared at him

Zhang Ye put down his phone and remained silent

Deputy Director Jia’s face is also very ugly.

Deputy Director Jia's secretary racked his brains to find fault and said: "This talk show is actually just that. Is it funny? Isn't it funny? I think 80% of the viewers are internal staff or hired shills, no matter what Whatever Zhang Ye said, they all laughed and applauded."

No one paid him any attention.

The secretary looked at it and coughed. He also knew that what he said was untenable, and then he lowered his head and ate his food without making any movement.

Deputy Director Jia was not in the mood to eat, "Let's go." After saying that, he stood up and left the table.

Everyone looked at each other and followed suit. They knew that those words that Deputy Director Jia criticized Zhang Ye from a professional perspective on Weibo were now reflected on Deputy Director Jia's own face. Is this garbage show? Anyone with eyes knows that that talk show can’t be successful? Deputy Director Jia's words came to everyone's mind one by one. Even if they were not Deputy Director Jia, they all seemed to be able to imagine and feel that Deputy Director Jia and Jia Yan and Zhang Ye, who had also joined in the fun to question Zhang Ye, etc. His face was probably hot and swollen due to his mood.

Deputy Director Jia was very calm and calm. He stepped steadily out of the box and went down the stairs to the second floor. But the next moment, his steps betrayed him. Deputy Director Jia was absent-minded and didn't know what he was thinking. He stepped on the wrong foot, oops. With a sound, his body swayed and he fell down the stairs. He rolled down two steps.

"ah"

"Director Jia"

"Director Jia"

"How are you? Are you okay? Are you okay?"

Everyone behind him hurriedly went to help the person, and then they realized that Deputy Director Jia was calm on the surface, but in his heart he was already furious with Zhang Ye.

Deputy Director Jia held his ribs and forked, sweating from the pain. He couldn't help but cursed to vent the bad mood that was blocked to the limit.

"Get up quickly."

"Get up and see if everything is okay."

Everyone gathered around Deputy Director Jia.

Deputy Director Jia stood up with their help, but he lowered his body again with a groan, holding his ribs and gasping for breath, as if he had broken a bone.

The secretary hurriedly said: "Go to the hospital quickly."

Jia Yan said anxiously: "I'll bring the car over."

Deputy Director Jia was also in pain and embarrassed, and his face turned green. He was very embarrassed today.

The same is the capital.

Beijing TV station’s literary channel office.

After watching "Zhang Ye's Talk Show", Hu Fei was already dumbfounded, and then he suddenly slapped his thigh, "This little Zhang, it turns out that the show can still do this." Hu Fei is a planner, and he is famous for his meager certification. Column planner, but he felt that compared with Zhang Ye, he, the so-called column planner, really couldn't live up to the word "famous".

Xiao Lu was holding her stomach and still laughing wildly. The show was over, but she just couldn't stop. She had been laughing for more than a minute.

Brother Hou said: "If I go to Teacher Zhang, I will defy heaven."

"Not only is it unbelievable, it creates a new form of entertainment program in China." Hou Di's eyes were full of admiration.

Da Fei smiled and said: "If the station hadn't fired Teacher Zhang, this program might have belonged to our station now. I don't know what the leaders of our station and those from other provincial and municipal TV stations who don't like Teacher Zhang Ye would think after watching it. , when Teacher Zhang Ye was looking for jobs everywhere, it is conceivable that as long as a provincial TV station offers him an olive branch, even if it does not allow him to be admitted to the satellite TV channel, even if it only invites him to appear on a provincial local station, he will definitely accept it and will definitely go. , the result? Everyone was willing to give up a golden mountain, but all the TV stations blocked Teacher Zhang Ye. In the end, the network TV station took advantage. As soon as "Zhang Ye Talk Show" was broadcast, I don't know how many TV station leaders regretted it. They’re all green.”

Xiao Lu stopped laughing and said: "Yes, I am very happy for Teacher Zhang. Teacher Zhang once again proved his own strength and ability. Those who doubted him must be green in the face."

Hu Fei was also filled with regrets. If he hadn't had such a big voice and couldn't change the decision of the leaders of the Beijing TV station, he wouldn't have let Zhang Ye go at all costs. Now Zhang Ye has released such a shocking new show. Column, the sky is wide open and the birds can fly. Hu Fei thought that even if he persuaded the Taiwan leaders to let Zhang Ye come back, Zhang Ye might not be willing to come back. Alas, what a pity.

Now, their station is always recruiting and poaching people. They want to expand the team of hosts and create some new columns to compete with other TV stations for market share. But in Hu Fei's view, their station can even poach five or ten hosts. Come on...it's not as good as Zhang Ye alone.