I’m Really a Superstar

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night.

Around ten o'clock.

Most of the company's offices have turned off the lights.

Zhang Ye just came out of the camera team's office area. The film was recorded in the afternoon, but he only came over to edit it in the evening. Many things were not ideal. After seeing the finished product, it was not as funny as it was, so it took a long time and hard work. Everyone worked overtime together. For example, the last subtitle of "I speak for myself" was typed according to the original words. It was only after Zhang Ye really fed himself that he made an effect in the later period, and the previous words were added. The letters were "broken" with an effect, and the next second they were topped with the subtitles "I feed myself a bag of salt." Many other expressions were extracted after repeated deliberation, and the final version highlighted some humor.

The fourth sister said tiredly: "I'll treat you later."

Zhang Ye said without hesitation: "No problem. When the show comes on, I'll treat you all to dinner. It's been really hard on you all today. Fourth sister, you should go back early."

The fourth sister waved her hand and said, "You too."

"Teacher Zhang, see you tomorrow." Several cameramen also said goodbye to him.

Everyone walked to the corridor together, Zhang Ye watched them leave, and then returned to the recording room No. 7. He went straight to the dressing room and turned on the lights. Instead of leaving, he carefully detailed the scene layout of the column again, exactly what was needed. Decoration, what colors, what lighting effects, etc., etc., the previous planning was relatively simple, just a general outline, this time since he is responsible for all the column group responsibilities, it must be him I did it step by step. This is also a process of learning and improvement.

After planning the scene, Zhang Ye immediately made a call to the department staff who prepared the scene and equipment, added some more requirements, told them how to arrange it, and expressed his hope that they could arrange the venue tomorrow. desire.

That person was probably asleep at home, "Okay, I get it."

Zhang Ye heard that he was absent-minded and said again: "Brother, I have a full schedule and only have two or three days to prepare. Do me a favor and I'll treat you later."

The man had nothing to say, "Okay, don't worry, Teacher Zhang. We will go early tomorrow and we will definitely complete the scene as you requested before tomorrow night."

"Thank you." Zhang Ye hung up the phone.

Then, Zhang Ye left the dressing room and went to the recording room to look at the venue. He also made gestures with his hands. After confirming that his idea was ok, he was finally ready to take a rest. He looked at his watch. Good guy, it's already eleven o'clock. It was too late. There were probably no cars at this time. It was too far to walk home, so Zhang Ye went to the chairs in the auditorium and prepared to spend the night here.

Didi.

Dong Shanshan’s text message: Are you coming back?

Zhang Ye immediately replied: It's too late, I slept with my work unit.

Dong Shanshan: I’ve left some food for you, okay, let’s go to bed early.

Zhang Ye was deeply moved: Thank you, classmate Dong, and you will go to bed early too.

Dong Shanshan: Okay, classmate Zhang.

Zhang Ye smiled, put away his mobile phone, held his head and looked at the ceiling. He was too tired today and couldn't sleep. He was very busy this day, let alone mentioning it, but the harvest was also great. He was very grateful to him. He has a deeper understanding of the functions of each position, and also has a further understanding and learning of the TV industry. It is a good recharge. If he is asked to do a new column in the future, he will definitely be more comfortable, and he will do it himself. Zhang Ye believes that the effect of the talk show will be much better than if he gave orders and arranged for people to arrange it. After all, this is a complete implementation of all the points he has thought about, and there will be no omissions or negligence in copying his world that has already matured. Talk show format, in terms of these experiences, he can see clearly than anyone else and knows how to do it best, so Zhang Ye is willing to be a little tired, and these efforts will be rewarded. He doesn't feel at ease if he is left to others to fool around with, because these people don't know anything about talk shows. No one in this world has heard of them.

New column...

Thinking of this, Zhang Ye fell silent again.

Can people in this world really accept the art form of talk show?

Talk shows will definitely become popular. Zhang Ye has never doubted this, and there is no doubt about it. However, in his world, the popularity of talk shows seems to have accumulated over a certain period of time, whether it is the earliest talk show abroad or slowly introduced in China. This is the case for all talk shows. People may need to slowly accept it. However, Zhang Ye can't wait for this process now. The leader requires that the first pilot episode must have 500,000 views.

no

Gotta make sure

Dude, please improve the content of the program.

Zhang Ye sat up from his chair. He decided to make the program he had decided to do a better job. Therefore, it was not because he lacked confidence in attracting the audience to the maximum extent, but because he wanted to do his best and wanted to do the best. Be foolproof, because this kind of opportunity does not come often. He has been disliked by various provincial and even municipal TV stations. He finally ushered in the opportunity of network TV station. If something went wrong, he would not be able to do anything about it in the future. No matter how messed up you are, you always want to give something amazing to those who look down on or don’t think highly of you.

After taking a look at the total reputation on the game interface, "I Speak for Myself" brought Zhang Ye a total of 1.2 million reputation points. This was an unexpected surprise, so Zhang Ye did not hesitate to use the 120,000 reputation points. I bought all the memory search capsules with 100,000 reputation, and bought 12 of them.

In the past, what Zhang Ye decided to do was actually Wang Zijian's "Tonight's Post-8 Talk Show". He also used memory capsules to store many episodes of the program in his mind. Why did he choose it? First, because this column is relatively the "most talk show" column, at least in form. As the person who pioneered talk shows, Zhang Ye, of course, wants to make a relatively authentic talk show. He cannot Let's be the first to put a "talk show-like" column like "Rampage Incident" on the stage. That would have greater limitations. Secondly, the jokes in "Tonight's 8th Generation Talk Show" are relatively "independent" and "one-size-fits-all", that is, they summarize some general social phenomena, but don't mention the specific events, and everyone will understand them even if they are not mentioned. , this is what Zhang Ye values ​​the most. Otherwise, like Zhou Libo's "One Week Libo Show", many events have time, place, and individuals, and are based on a real event. In that case, Zhang Ye will not be able to perform well. After all, there are many things in his world. Events may not exist in this world, and even if they do exist, it is hard to say that they were outdated a few years ago.

Gradually, "Tonight's Post-8 Talk Show" was put on his agenda.

But now, Zhang Ye has changed his mind again. He wants to make the program better. After all, "Tonight's Post-8 Talk Show" also has its audience limitations. People who like it like it very much, but people who don't like it also feel it. Dispensable, some jokes are indeed not that funny, at most they can make people smile knowingly and slightly curl their lips. This is an area that Zhang Ye wants to improve.

How to improve?

Of course, everyone should draw on their own strengths.

Zhang Ye had a bold idea. In his world, due to issues of hosting style, joke resources, and copyright issues, many things have been finalized. There is no chance for everyone to draw on their own strengths, but Zhang Ye can. , Zhang Ye had the opportunity to do it. He thought that if all the excellent talk show columns in his country were combined, one column would be used as the benchmark tone, and the classic jokes from other columns would be combined into one column, which would gather the highlights of all talk shows. Essence, what will be the result?

Ha, it makes me excited just thinking about it.

Like "Rampage Incident", there are many sharp and funny complaints in it that are unparalleled among similar talk shows. Another example is "The One Weekly Show", which sometimes has funny jokes that are interesting but not vulgar. After watching The last one is thought-provoking, which is also a major feature, and no one can imitate it. There is also "Dapeng Lu Baru". Although the results are not as good as the previous three columns, Dapeng's style of selling cheap is also unique. There is also Jingcheng The performance of the local station's "Blurt Out", which is called a talk show, is a bit poor, but there are also many remarkable jokes that can be used. These are the crystallization of everyone's wisdom, and Zhang Ye simply There is no need to worry about copyright issues, he can pick up all the jokes. As for the hosting style, Zhang Ye's hosting image has not been fully positioned yet, so there is no need to worry about this. He can say whatever he wants, as long as he integrates these jokes Just don't be too abrupt.

What did you say?

There is also "Guo's Show" in the talk show. Why not mention it?

Don't make trouble. "Guo's Show" is a large-scale children's program

In short, the more Zhang Ye thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't hold it in anymore. He couldn't wait to eat the first memory search capsule, and began to recall the "One Weekly Show" he watched when he was in college.

Then came "Rampage Incident"...

Then there is "Dapeng Lu Ba Lu"...

Each capsule lasts five minutes, and an hour passes in the blink of an eye.

After all twelve capsules were used up, Zhang Ye could only remember 45% of all the excellent talk show columns in his world, because the amount of information was too large, including image information and voice information. It is much more complicated than simple text information, so the consumption of memory search capsules is correspondingly large. However, these are enough. Zhang Ye relied on these memory deletions and deletions to combine them to create an eighty-nine issue column. It won't be a problem, and when the column is broadcast in the future, there will be a steady stream of reputation collected. He can continue to buy memory search capsules and continue to perfect Zhang Ye's Talk Show.

OK

Start organizing memories

Zhang Ye didn't use paper or pen, he just closed his eyes, and the scenes he had seen in the memory search emerged one by one. He even remembered clearly how many times the talk show host had blinked his eyes during the program. I sorted out the jokes in the talk shows that I thought were more suitable, sorted them, merged them, affirmed or denied them, and then repeated the work.

Zhang Ye's Talk Show"

The first talk show column in the history of the world

Zhang Ye wants to learn from each other's strengths and make this column named after himself perfect.