I’m Really a Superstar

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The format of the program has been decided.

Which program should I use?

foreign? On domestic TV? Or on the Internet?

There were too many talk show columns in Zhang Ye's world, especially in the years before the world was modified. This type of program was so popular that there were many options to choose from. However, due to content issues, scale issues, and audience issues, optional And there are very few. He thought that it should be suitable for the broadcast format of online video, and considering that he would be the first person to propose a talk show, so he should try to be the first to throw out one that is suitable for China and has a more traditional flavor of talk shows. , and you cannot choose those pseudo-talk shows to be the first to do this, then there seems to be only one best choice.

Thinking of this, Zhang Ye had already opened the game ring interface. After looking at his total reputation, he said that fortunately he had used these reputation points after drawing the "difficulty adjustment dice" before, and now it finally came in handy. , he bought all the remaining reputation into "Memory Search Capsules", and with the reputation gained in the past two days, he bought ten capsules in total, hoping to remember more in one go.

Pop the capsule into your mouth.

Let's get started, memory search.

Zhang Ye recalled the date and time when he watched that program, and his mind naturally returned to that time with the help of the capsule.

Issue one...

Ten issues...

Issue twenty...

Why do you have to remember so much at once?

The reason is that many specific allusions and jokes about his world cannot be used. We can only use some general jokes, so we definitely cannot follow the order there. Some have to be deleted and some have to be added, so remember it more. There is no harm in having several episodes of the program. When the jokes in one episode are not enough, the jokes in the following episodes can be added at any time. As long as the foreshadowing and connection are good, there will be no sense of abruptness.

Eight forty.

It's almost nine o'clock.

Zhang Ye used up his memory search capsule and regained his consciousness. He tried it randomly in his mind. Well, he had memorized a total of more than twenty issues of the column. He didn't miss a word. They were all clearly imprinted in his mind. Even if you ask him to memorize it backwards, he can still read it word for word.

Gululu.

My stomach growled.

Zhang Ye covered his stomach and felt hungry. He hadn't eaten yet when he came back in the evening. He also took blood for a long time during the physical examination at the hospital. In addition, the program was scheduled, and his body and mind relaxed for a while. So the hunger became more and more obvious. There was not much food at home. Should we go out to eat something? Hey, wait, what happened to the red line? Zhang Ye lowered his head to find his shoes and was about to go downstairs, but saw that the red line on his ankle was slowly changing direction. Before, it had been pointing to the west. It was obvious that Dong Shanshan was looking at houses to rent in that direction, but now, the red line was actually pointing to the west. Point directly below you, because the red line is penetrable, and you can see it sinking into the floor of your home.

Point down?

What does this mean?

Immediately, the red line changed again, moving a little to the east, and then slowly raised. After a while, the red line was parallel to the floor, pointing to the door.

Ding dong.

Ding dong.

The doorbell was rang.

Zhang Ye walked over and opened the door in confusion, "Ah, Dong Shanshan?"

The person standing outside the door was actually the school beauty. She was still wearing the same clothes as today, but behind her were two Zhang Ye and her suitcases that she had seen on the plane.

Dong Shanshan flipped her hair charmingly, "What's wrong? We haven't seen each other for only two or three hours, right? Are your eyes so wide? You don't even recognize your old classmates?"

Zhang Ye said: "No, I wonder why you are here? Do you know my home address?"

Dong Shanshan blinked and said, "Didn't your address and phone number enter it with the company? I have a better memory. I scanned it before classifying and encrypting it, and I remembered it." As she said that, she patted her suitcase. "Why? Just let the old classmate stand at the door? You won't invite me in?"

"Come in, please come in." Zhang Ye turned aside to let her in.

Dong Shanshan walked into the house and looked around, "Hey, your house is big enough?"

Zhang Ye also helped her take a piece of luggage into the house, "It's okay, it's just an ordinary two-bedroom apartment."

"The area in the city center is so good, and the house is so big, it costs at least 10,000 yuan a month. Haha, you are still rich." Dong Shanshan complimented him.

Zhang Ye still didn't understand, "Aren't you looking for a house?"

"I haven't seen any good ones." Dong Shanshan sighed and said: "The ones close to the company are too expensive, and there are no one-bedroom apartments. The cheapest two-bedroom apartments are eight or nine thousand, and there are those with four or five thousand." It has to be shared with others. I have also looked at houses farther away. The one-bedroom apartment is okay, costing three to four thousand, but it is too far. If there is a traffic jam when commuting to and from get off work, it may take more than an hour or even two hours to go back and forth. It’s inevitable for people in our industry to work overtime at night. If we don’t get off work until late at night, how will we get home? We don’t have a car and it’s not safe, so it’s definitely not possible.”

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Are you still short of money?"

Dong Shanshan rolled her eyes at him and took a napkin to wipe the fine sweat on her forehead. She might be tired from dragging the box all the way, "I'm really short of money. I saved some money when I was with Xishan Province. Give it all to me." Parents, let them live a better life as much as possible, so I don’t bring much with me when I come to Shanghai this time, how can I compete with a rich man like you? Well, you should know the family conditions of our family?"

Zhang Ye had heard some stories when he was in school and knew that her family's conditions were average, probably similar to his own. They were not a wealthy family, but they probably wouldn't be hungry. "Why don't you get some from me first?"

Dong Shanshan said with a smile: "You know I never care about how much money I borrow, how much I spend, I have always followed this rule, but... I really have to ask you a favor."

"What do you want to say?" Zhang Ye said without hesitation.

Dong Shanshan smiled slightly and pointed to her luggage, "I stayed in an express hotel yesterday, but the express hotels nearby are quite expensive. It cost more than 300 yuan a night. I didn't renew my room when I came here for work, so my luggage was stored at the front desk. I just wanted to stay one night when I went back after viewing the house, but there were no rooms. They were all booked. I went shopping for a long time and didn't see any cheap hotels. So, I can only come to harass you." After that, She stood up and took a few glances at the luxuriously decorated home, "Originally, I wanted to disturb you for one night, but your home is really nice, the decoration and area are very good, you live alone, it's more than two bedrooms. Wasted?"

Zhang Ye was stunned for a moment, "Huh? Ah, it's a waste."

A smile appeared on Dong Shanshan's sexy lips, "Then let's get together. Do you mind if your old classmate lives here? Of course, I won't live in vain. How much is your rent? The agency fee will also be shared equally. "

Zhang Ye subconsciously said: "Twelve thousand a month."

"So expensive?" Dong Shanshan smacked his lips, "Well, I'll pay you four thousand, and then just throw all your clothes to me and I'll wash them for you."

Zhang Ye immediately said: "How can that be done? You can live here if you want. It doesn't matter. You don't have to wash your clothes and you don't have to pay for it."

Dong Shanshan said with a straight face, "Then can I go?"

"Hey, look at you, what's the matter?" Zhang Ye said helplessly.

Dong Shanshan insisted: "I know you mean well, but..."

Zhang Ye was also very insistent, "I'm an old classmate, why are you so polite to me? I can't ask for your money anyway." Knowing that the school beauty might be in a bit of a pinch now, of course he wanted to help, and besides, Zhang Ye hated Dong Shanshan is here to live. He is living with a beautiful woman.

Dong Shanshan frowned, "You're bored."

"It's because you're bored." Zhang Ye helped her carry her luggage to the second bedroom, "Let's go."

"This is definitely not possible." Dong Shanshan thought for a while, and then said: "Well, I'm not very wealthy recently, and my dad is in the hospital. I won't give you the money, but all your clothes belong to me. , and then every day I buy groceries, I pay for the groceries, and I cook and wash the dishes, otherwise I would never accept it."

Zhang Ye's eyebrows were filled with joy, "You can also cook?"

Dong Shanshan was amused, "You're looking down on me? Then I'll cook you a meal."

"That's great, I'm hungry. I didn't eat tonight." Zhang Ye accepted her suggestion of doing laundry, cooking and buying groceries, but of course he wasn't really prepared to let her do the laundry.

"Okay, what do you want to eat?"

"As long as you stutter, I'm not picky about food."

"Then you carry my luggage and I'll go to the supermarket downstairs to buy some groceries."

nine thirty.

Dong Shanshan didn't even change her clothes when she came back from shopping. She took out an apron from her suitcase and put it on. She went straight to the kitchen and closed the door. When she came out again, she already had two plates of food in her hand, one of which was fried rice. The chicken wings were sprinkled with pepper buds, and one plate was stuffed with oil-stuffed prawns. They were braised in oil without adding any water. They smelled particularly fragrant and the color looked very beautiful.

"Try it." Dong Shanshan said confidently.

Zhang Ye was so greedy that he picked up his chopsticks and ate, "Um, um, um, it's delicious."

Ring, ring, ring, Dong Shanshan's phone rang. She turned to Zhang Ye and said, "Don't talk." Then she picked up the phone and said with a smile, "Hey, Mom."

Mother Dong over there said: "Are you asleep?"

Dong Shanshan said: "I haven't slept yet. How is my father's health?"

"I'll be discharged from the hospital tomorrow. It's just pneumonia. Nothing wrong." Dong's mother said: "Is your work going well there? Have you found a place to live?"

Dong Shanshan smiled and said: "I found it. It's near the Bund, very close to the company. "

Mother Dong was surprised and said: "House prices there are so expensive, why are you so lavish?"

Dong Shanshan pointed at the fried chicken wings, motioning for Zhang Ye to try this dish, and said into the phone: "No, I'm staying at an old classmate's house, so I don't have to spend money."

Mother Dong said warily: "Male or female?"

"Of course she's a woman." Dong Shanshan said without making any mistakes.

Mother Dong said, "That's good, remember to thank me."

Dong Shanshan said leisurely: "Thank you already. We sisters are having supper right now. She has an early shift tomorrow and has to go to bed early today. I won't say anything anymore. Mom, I'm hanging up."

Seeing that the other party hung up the phone, Zhang Ye felt ashamed and thought to himself that all the beauties he met had such a bad mouth. The diva's mouth was two-faced. She did one thing in front of others and another behind her. The landlady's mouth was poisonous. , if you want to lose more, you will lose more, and there is no truth in the mouth of the school belle.