I’m Really a Superstar

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The school beauty is in trouble

I actually forgot to bring sanitary napkins

Zhang Ye was like sitting on a candle. He struggled for a long time before sending her a message: Just wait and see if there is anyone, and I will look for someone too.

Dong Shanshan: Okay.

Zhang Ye looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him. Fortunately, the table between him and Dong Shanshan was in a corner, so Zhang Ye quietly turned to one side, stretched out his arm and quickly pulled Dong Shanshan down. She took the schoolbag on the table, opened it, took out a sanitary napkin and a new pack of napkins, then put her schoolbag back and stuffed the sanitary napkin and the like into her pocket.

Find someone?

But what to say?

This matter is a bit difficult to handle.

Zhang Ye considered that this matter must not be known to other gay men. After all, it would not sound good. Dong Shanshan also wanted to be embarrassed. Moreover, being the microphone himself would have some unnecessary effects, so he had to consider the other party. At least the female colleague was not disgusted with Dong Shanshan, and she was strict in talking about it. She would not go around saying "Anchor Dong went to the toilet without a sanitary napkin." Considering these factors, Zhang Ye began to look among his colleagues.

This woman? No, I'm a bit mean and it's hard to speak.

What about that woman? Not good either, he looks like a loudmouthed person at first glance.

But just when Zhang Ye was not sure who to call, Deputy Director Wang Xiong came over, followed by a few people, "All lesbians, please put your work aside, because there are too many people, so tomorrow My physical examination is ahead of schedule and the car has arrived. Come downstairs."

"Today?"

"Hey, we've all eaten."

The women murmured.

Wang Xiong said: "It doesn't matter if you have eaten. The main thing is to check a few things like hearing and vision. Come on, Lao Chen, organize the female compatriots and let's go."

A woman in the office stood up and called everyone downstairs.

In just a few minutes, all the women left, including Yu Jingjing.

Zhang Ye was dumbfounded. Damn it, it couldn't be such a coincidence, could it? The school beauty is still waiting for help.

He suddenly thought, is this the effect of your mother's red thread? What is marriage? To put it bluntly, marriage is when two people who don't know each other get to know each other by chance, and then develop a good impression of each other through some accidental events. This is what others always say, "We are really destined". Is this the role of the red thread? Cause some accidental events to bring the two people closer. Is this the so-called marriage? How else can you explain the situation in front of you? Your sister, at least leave me a female colleague. There is no one left.

Didi.

The text message came again.

Dong Shanshan: Still no one.

Zhang Ye: No one is there. There is no one in the office area either. The women have all gone for physical examinations.

Dong Shanshan: ...Then let me thank you first? You can bring it to me. I'm the only one with the toilet. You'll be fine if you come in. Don't worry.

Zhang Ye: Otherwise, I will throw it at the door for you?

Dong Shanshan: I’ve already bled on my leg and I don’t dare to put my skirt down. How do you want me to go out and get it?

My legs bled. This description was so graphic that Zhang Ye almost had nosebleeds all over his face. He sniffed and typed: Okay then.

Dong Shanshan: Don’t let others see it. Thank you very much. I’ll treat you to dinner later.

After putting away his cell phone, Zhang Ye pretended to go to the toilet, stood up, and walked out. Without the woman, half of the people in the office area were reduced. The men were also working, but no one paid attention to Zhang Ye.

Toilet door.

There is a mirror when you enter, with the women's restroom on the left and the men's restroom on the right.

Zhang Ye cautiously went to the men's room and took a look first. He was afraid that there was someone inside, and he would be embarrassed when he saw him when he came out, so he had to check. Well, there was no one there. He came out with relief, and then moved a few times to try to enter. I didn't have the courage to go to the women's restroom, so I coughed.

Didi.

SMS: Have you arrived? Is it you who is coughing?

Zhang Ye replied: Here we are.

Dong Shanshan: Come in, the third door inside.

Zhang Ye gritted his teeth and looked behind him again. After confirming that no one was there, he bravely entered the women's restroom and walked quickly to the partitions.

The third door?

There are two rows here. Which is the third door?

"Where are you following?" Zhang Ye called in a low voice.

"Here..." Dong Shanshan's voice came from behind a door.

"Oh, it's coming." Zhang Ye hurried over.

Then there was a creak, and the partition door opened a small gap. Through the crack, one of Dong Shanshan's legs could be vaguely seen. The lower part was wrapped in black stockings, but the skin near the thigh was white. Half of the pantyhose was taken off, "Don't look at it blindly, give it to me."

A hand reaches out.

It's okay for Zhang Ye not to look at it. Otherwise, how could he put something in her hand? Moreover, Dong Shanshan's eyes could not be seen between him and the door, which proved that the other party could not see his face. Naturally, he did not know whether he had seen it or not. Zhang Ye was naturally not polite and blinked several times to look inside. What a scene. It's very tempting, but I can't see clearly, and I can't see much. One leg, the hanging black stockings, and one high-heeled shoe are gone. Zhang Ye took out the sanitary napkin and napkin and gently placed them on the outstretched hand with crystal nails.

"Okay." Zhang Ye said.

"Thank you." Dong Shanshan said.

But at this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door. As soon as I heard it, I knew it was the sound of high heels. They were walking very quickly towards the women's toilet.

The pores all over Zhang Ye's body were open. Damn it, please stop making trouble. What kind of trouble are you going to make? His face turned pale. If someone bumped into him, I don't know what rumors would spread. Zhang Ye Teacher Ye sneaked into the women's restroom? Teacher Dong and Teacher Zhang had a secret meeting in the women's bathroom? Zhang Ye knows that his reputation has never been very good, but he has never done such a wretched deed, and it is also related to Dong Shanshan's reputation.

"Teacher Dong?"

"Teacher Dong, are you in the toilet?"

The woman shouted twice and was about to come in.

At the critical moment, the third partition door of the toilet suddenly opened, and a hand stretched out from inside, grabbed Zhang Ye, and pulled him in.

Zhang Ye stumbled inside without knowing what was going on.

With a bang, the partition door closed and locked with a click from the inside.

Zhang Ye turned his head and his eyes met Dong Shanshan who was squatting there. He took a breath, and then his face suddenly turned red. Dong Shanshan might also be a little embarrassed, but she didn't blush, but she smoothed her hair at the temples with a small gesture to cover it up.

bathroom

See the toilet again

The two of them had encountered this situation in the toilet on the plane, and now? Is the toilet a Feng Shui treasure? Why does your mother bother you so much?

However, despite the scolding, Zhang Ye still had a feast for his eyes. He almost didn't even have to stare at the school beauty. His face was already reflected in the exposed area. There was some dripping red liquid in the pit. The amount was not small, and the paper There was a sanitary napkin full of blood thrown into the basket. Looking at Dong Shanshan again, because she was in a squatting position, her buttocks and thighs together immediately squeezed her plump buttocks even more plumply, exposing the white spots. Most of the time, the dark sapphire blue short skirt had already been lifted up to the waist, and it did not cover up at all. The black pantyhose between the legs had faded to half of the thighs, like a wall, blocking Zhang Ye from seeing The view inside.

Both of them were extremely embarrassed.

Dong Shanshan coughed continuously and cleared his throat.

Zhang Ye reacted hurriedly and turned his head to the side, not wanting to look any further.

"Teacher Dong, is that you?" The woman came in.

"It's me, are you... Zhang Han?" Dong Shanshan said to the outside.

The woman smiled and said: "Can you hear this? As expected of a teacher who works in broadcasting, his memory of sounds is very good. By the way, you'd better hurry up. The physical examination has been advanced to today. Everyone is queuing up to get on the bus. We are short of a few people, the leader came over and asked me to find you."

Dong Shanshan said: "I feel uncomfortable in my stomach, otherwise you shouldn't wait for me."

"No, you have to have a physical examination. If you don't go today, you have to go another day. It will be more troublesome to reimburse then. It's okay. Actually, I'm not in a hurry. I'll wait for you." The woman stood outside and stopped moving.

Dong Shanshan said immediately: "No need to wait for me, you go ahead, I will be there in a moment."

"It doesn't matter, we are all colleagues, what are we afraid of?" the woman said righteously.

Zhang Ye was about to curse, saying to himself, "Why don't you come earlier or later? Why are you here at this time? If you had been a minute earlier, you wouldn't have entered the women's room. I just gave you the things." Thinking of this, Zhang Ye Subconsciously, she turned around and winked at Dong Shanshan, but she saw something she shouldn't have seen and quickly twisted her neck.

Zhang Han also chatted with her, "Is that teacher Zhang Ye your classmate?"

"Yeah, we're in the same class." Dong Shanshan responded.

Zhang Han said: "Is he really that famous in Beijing? I don't think so. He doesn't even look like a host. It's the first time I've seen such a lousy broadcast host."

Damn it

Blocked my door

Are you planning on me?

Zhang Ye couldn't bear it anymore. People were under the eaves, and it was a somewhat irritating eaves. The smell inside the partition was really not good, although it was mixed with some Dong Shanshan's perfume.

Dong Shanshan squatted and said to her: "Teacher Zhang Ye has a true temperament. He dares to say anything and do anything. He was like this when he was in school. He never had so much trouble in his heart, so people who like him are special. People who like and hate him also hate him with itch."

Zhang Ye raised his eyes and realized that this is what the school beauty said to me? Really understand me

"Really, I really didn't see it." Zhang Han said, then he seemed to pinch his nose because the business was a bit strange, "I'd better go to the toilet door and wait for you. Are you ready?"

"almost done."

"OK."

The footsteps faded away and stopped at the door of the toilet.

The person didn't leave, so Zhang Ye didn't dare to go out. He whispered: "What should I do?"

"I'll go out first, and you can come out after we leave." Dong Shanshan whispered, hissing, and heard the sound of something being pulled apart, probably taking out the sanitary napkin, "Be aware of yourself, don't look back."

"Yeah." Zhang Ye replied.

There was a lot of noise coming from behind.

There was the sound of high heels moving and the friction of sanitary napkins.

About half a minute passed before Dong Shanshan from behind said: "Okay."

Zhang Ye turned around and saw Dong Shanshan straightening her royal blue skirt. Then he pressed a switch and flushed the water. There was a splash.

The atmosphere of ambiguity is too heavy.

Zhang Ye looked at her and really wanted to go over and hug her, but he didn't dare.

Dong Shanshan glanced at him with charming eyes, "I'll withdraw first. You be careful."

"Okay." Watching Dong Shanshan open the partition door and go out, Zhang Ye sniffed again, fearing that blood would flow out. He had seen too much today.

"It's been a long time, Zhang Han."

"It's okay, Teacher Dong, let's go."

"Okay, hey, your clothes are quite beautiful. Where did you buy them?"

"Haha, really? My boyfriend just gave it to me last week."

"Then you are so lucky. I don't know if my other half has been born yet."

Their voices and footsteps disappeared.

Zhang Ye exhaled, then looked outside, quickly slipped out of the women's restroom, and returned to his office area to immerse himself in work.

Red line

You almost killed me