I’m Really a Superstar

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noon.

Airport.

As soon as I arrived in the lobby, the phone rang.

It was Yao Jiancai, "Xiao Zhang, why didn't you answer the phone all night?"

"Old Yao." Zhang Ye was already familiar with him, so he called him casually, "Did you call me yesterday? Hi, I left my phone at home and didn't take it with me."

Yao Jiancai said: "Where are you?"

"What's wrong at the airport?" Zhang Ye asked.

"The movie is finished. Isn't there a celebration banquet today? Everyone is getting together to have a meal. Now everyone is almost here, so I'm leaving you. Are you going to the airport? Is there an announcement? Forget it, come over and talk about it later , it’s not far away anyway, we are all in Shunyi as well.” Yao Jiancai said: “Hurry up, everyone is waiting for you. If you hadn’t subdued those monks at Xiao Qingshan, this scene would probably have been The filming has to last until next month, and we have to go to other provinces and other temples to shoot scenes. The flight back and forth will cause a lot of delays, so I can't do it without you, and the assistant director specifically asked me."

Zhang Ye smacked his lips and said, "I'm not going, right? I have a flight in the afternoon."

"Isn't that afternoon? It's early. Come here quickly, that's all." Yao Jiancai hung up.

Zhang Ye couldn't resist Zhang Ye's kindness. He looked at the registration time and found that he was very rich, so he had no choice but to take a taxi according to the address sent by Lao Yao in the text message.

"Come on, Yu cup"

"Teacher Xiao Zhang, drink"

"Yes, I will go with Teacher Zhang."

"Zhang Ye, let's have a drink too. I didn't know you before, but I met Xiao Qingshan last time. You're awesome. Let's do it. No more wine is allowed."

"Haha, let's have another cup together to celebrate the successful completion of "Martial Arts""

"If the box office exceeds 100 million, we will hold a formal celebration banquet and everyone will come."

afternoon.

Early two o'clock.

The airport is full of people coming and going in a hurry.

Zhang Ye, who had returned from socializing, was walking in when he bumped into a man.

"Ouch," Zhang Ye said angrily, "You can't see where you are walking?"

The man was wearing a brand-name suit and seemed to be in a hurry to catch a flight. He was mumbling hurriedly, "You bumped into me and why did you accuse me first?"

Zhang Ye glared and said, "Tell me again who hit whom?"

At this time, the man's phone rang. He felt a little nervous, so he picked it up and whispered: "Hey... um, I'm boarding the plane soon... I know, I know."

Zhang Ye still wanted to reason with him.

But the man ignored him after hanging up the phone and hurried to the boarding gate.

Zhang Ye scolded his lack of quality at his back and went to line up to get his boarding pass. This guy was already dizzy from drinking and was swaying on his feet. His ability to drink was not good, but Yao Jiancai and the others were still drinking themselves. After drinking one cup at a time, Zhang Ye was really drunk and smelled of alcohol. After Zhang Ye received his boarding pass from the staff at the Air China counter, he went to the electronic ticket service counter not far away.

He put the ID on it and said, "Create me an invoice."

The airport staff looked at him and took it over to start processing, "Please keep your itinerary."

Zhang Ye, who was wearing sunglasses, said unhappily: "Do I want the itinerary? I want the invoice."

The staff member said speechlessly: "This is the invoice from the airport. You can use this voucher for reimbursement."

Zhang Ye said, "There's not even a place to scratch the prize. Is your invoice fake?"

"What kind of prize?" The staff member was dumbfounded.

Zhang Ye glanced at him from the corner of his eyes, "It's just a thin strip on the corner, scratch it off to reveal how much you won, or thank you for your patronage. You don't even know this? Are you new here?"

The staff's eyes went dark, "Brother, that's the restaurant's invoice," the eldest brother shouted out.

"Yes, there are restaurants. Why isn't there an airport as big as yours?" Zhang Ye said seriously.

The staff member didn't know what to say. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He had been working at the airport for several years. This was the first time he had encountered such an arrogant passenger. You sister, are you giving me back to my new arrival? Have you ever seen any airport that prints out itineraries that can earn prizes?

"puff"

"Scratch prize?"

Several staff members next to the same counter almost fainted and fell to the ground after hearing this.

Although this was Zhang Ye's first time flying, he still didn't have this bit of common sense. He mainly drank too much and went crazy.

This time it was a short-distance domestic flight, a small plane. There was no first class, only business class. People in business class checked in first and entered the boarding gate. Zhang Ye also went to check in, but was told that it was not business class and was stopped by him. . In a daze, Zhang Ye didn't even know how he got on the plane. As soon as he got on the plane and found his seat, luckily it was next to the window. He fell asleep leaning against the window, mumbling, This place is obviously economy class. He said something like, "Such a big company is not even willing to buy a business class ticket. It's too stingy."

Between the clouds.

The passengers were in a fog.

I don't know how much time passed before Zhang Ye woke up in a daze. He felt that his surroundings were unstable and swaying. The plane had obviously taken off long ago.

Someone pushed him in the head.

It turned out that he was woken up by someone.

"Hey, wake up." It was a nice female voice.

He must have slept for an hour or two. Zhang Ye had mostly woken up from the wine at this moment and was no longer drunk. The first memory he had was of himself in the airport lobby when the staff in charge asked for invoices and scratched the prizes and got anxious with them. Zhang Ye Ye only felt that his old face turned red and was a little embarrassed, but he felt the toad glasses still on the bridge of his nose, and he breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, fortunately, he was not recognized because he was wearing sunglasses. Otherwise, if it was reported, he would be in trouble in the future. How can you mix it up? Alas, this wine is really not a good thing.

Huh?

Why is the side of your head so soft?

Am I lying down? Can the chairs in economy class be lowered?

"Wake up?" The female voice sounded a little angry, and Zhang Ye's head was pushed again.

"What?" Zhang Ye was also angry. He was sleeping soundly. Why did you always push me? I provoked you. He opened his heavy eyelids and looked forward. Seeing that it didn't matter, Zhang Ye was stunned at that time. His eyes were twice as big as before. The alcohol was gone in an instant, but his head seemed to be still drunk. He was a little confused and wondered if he was... dreaming

Why?

Because what he saw when he opened his eyes was a pair of beautiful white legs, without stockings or covering them up. The most important thing was that they were right in front of him. How close were they? It is not an exaggeration to describe it as "zero distance". Zhang Ye was actually lying on the lap of a girl at this moment, and the position was very difficult to hold. His legs were facing the front of the aircraft, his body was tilted, and his head It was twisted, facing the girl, even the mouth was kissing right above the beautiful leg, not to mention the touch on the lips. The right side of his face was also smooth, all covered with the flesh of his beautiful legs. Then, just raising his eyes slightly, Zhang Ye followed the skirt of the girl's rose-colored skirt and saw the scenery inside without any cover.

Light black lace panties

There is also a little white protective wing hanging on the edge, which is obviously a sanitary napkin.

Zhang Ye gasped when he saw it. As soon as he inhaled, a gas that was mainly a woman's fragrance but also had a little bit of a complex smell was attracted into Zhang Ye's lungs. It couldn't be said to smell good, nor could it be said to smell bad. Anyway, they all floated out from the skirt that was only ten centimeters away from him.

"What's wrong with you? You're lying on my lap, what are you talking about?" The girl's angry voice came over, and she was so close that the breath she exhaled from her mouth hit the side of Zhang Ye's face.

Zhang Ye's face turned pale. It was so embarrassing. Only now did he realize how serious the situation was. Your sister, why did you end up lying on someone else's body? Dude, he is a star now, a famous host. He definitely cannot afford to lose face like this. Zhang Ye's brain is so fast. He thought of countless ways in an instant, trying to find an idea that could alleviate the current embarrassing situation. He can't be fooled. People say it's a joke

Playing dumb?

Acting cute?

Pretending to be crazy?

Pretending to know nothing?

If you follow this approach, it will be easy to solve. Zhang Ye only needs to raise his head in confusion and say one sentence to the girl - "Daddy, can you sing Little Star?"

These words would definitely allow Zhang Ye to escape, but he had no shame to say it.

Zhang Ye didn't say anything and quickly got up from the girl. Maybe it took too long. When his face and mouth left those beautiful legs, they were stuck to the sexy skin on her beautiful legs. As soon as I took it away, there was a slight "hissing" feeling.

The girl was wearing a pair of sunglasses, and she couldn't see much of her expression. Although she was wearing a short skirt in autumn, her coat was a black windbreaker. Her entire hairstyle, dress, and figure were all very sexy.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhang Ye said embarrassedly.

When the girl saw him apologizing, she waved her hand and said, "Forget it."

Zhang Ye added something to himself, "Uh, friend, how did I lie down here?"

The girl pushed up her sunglasses and said, "How do I know? When I came here, I saw you sleeping against the window. I should close my eyes and sleep, but after a while, there was someone else on my lap."

Zhang Ye said: "I drank too much before getting on the plane. I'm so sorry."

"It's okay." The girl was reasonable, "When we go out, it's inevitable for us to understand each other."

Only then did Zhang Ye bother to look at her face. Although the sunglasses blocked a lot, they still couldn't hide her beautiful face. She must be a beauty, and she was not just ordinary. With such beauty, Zhang Ye could not match her. Not many of them are seen in the entertainment industry, namely Rao Aimin and Zhang Yuanqi.

So beautiful

Sexy kind of beauty

And...why does it look so familiar?

Zhang Ye blinked and stared at her, this person...

"What's wrong? Are you looking at me?" The girl frowned.

Zhang Ye was suddenly startled, pointed at her and said, "Eh, Dong Shanshan?"

When the girl heard this, she was also stunned, "Can you recognize this? Have you seen my show? No, my show has not been broadcast in Beijing."

"What show? Have you ever been on a show?" Zhang Ye took off his sunglasses.

When Dong Shanshan saw Zhang Ye, she suddenly became happy, pointed at him and said, "Zhang Ye?"