I’m Really a Superstar

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The next day.

Early in the morning.

There was a lot of noise outside.

"Yes, the expression is good, passed."

"Director, please give me another one. The corner of my mouth seemed to twitch a little bit just now. I'm not satisfied with it."

"Actually, it's already very good. It's okay. Let's do one more thing. Pay attention to everyone. Let's start."

In a side room in the backyard of Qingshan Temple, Zhang Ye woke up from the big fire kang. He didn't know whether he was woken up by the noise or the cold. The fire kang was just a name. There was no fire yesterday. In addition, the temperature difference on the mountain was relatively large. Zhang Ye Ye was also a little overwhelmed. He rubbed his hands and sat up from the bed. He found that Yao Jiancai and the two actors who were lying next to him were no longer there. He was the only one in the room.

After getting dressed, Zhang Ye went out.

Filming was going on in the front yard, and the camera was set up.

"Hey, Teacher Zhang is awake?" The actress named Xiao Yan greeted with a smile.

"I'm awake, why didn't anyone call me? It's not appropriate for me to sleep in when everyone is up." Zhang Ye was a little embarrassed. In fact, he didn't lie down until one o'clock in the morning last night. There was no way. It was really that the abbot was too wicked. , he dragged Zhang Ye to his place to talk about Buddhism and Zen in the middle of the night. Zhang Ye couldn't bear it, so he had to go and spend the night with the old monk before he was let go back to his room to sleep, so he couldn't get up. so late.

The assistant director smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, I haven't got your scene yet, I'll shoot the rest first."

Although Zhang Ye said that he helped the crew yesterday, he didn't rely on it. He immediately found a sword and said, "Okay, I'll practice while I have some time. I'll definitely shoot it today."

"No, no need." The assistant director stopped him.

The martial arts instructor also came up, "Director Jiang said, let me change your moves. We all know that you are a real martial arts practitioner. These moves are not suitable for you, so we have to make an exception and change a set. Then just use the new moves." ." This is actually equivalent to changing the script for Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye said: "How troublesome is that?"

"No trouble." The assistant director said, "You can have breakfast first."

Zhang Ye saw that there were a few unopened lunch boxes over there, so he went over to eat them. They were all vegetarian and didn't even have an egg. He should have considered that they were at the temple and had just been delivered in the morning.

While eating, Zhang Ye watched the play not far away. Yao Jiancai came on. Old Yao was playing the role of a Taoist priest, fighting with several monks. One of the monks was an actor hired by the crew, and the remaining two It turned out to be the young monk from Qingshan Temple. Zhang Ye had met him yesterday. He didn't expect that the abbot actually asked the monks from the temple to take over the drama and act as extras. It seems that his words "There is nothing to cause dust" are true. He was greatly touched, and suddenly changed from sitting in meditation to the Buddhist concept of enlightenment.

The monument also stands in front of it.

Many people in the crew were discussing and pointing with gusto, and some were taking photos. Some of the new staff and actors who arrived today were not sure what was going on. Others present last night pointed them in the direction of Zhang Ye, who was eating breakfast, and talked to them incessantly.

Several people who had just arrived were shocked when they heard this.

After the filming was completed, the scene was once again changed to the mountainside where it was last night.

"Xiao Zhang, get ready." Director Jiang said to Zhang Ye.

"Okay." Zhang Ye responded and went to exchange moves with the martial arts instructor.

Sure enough, the movements this time were not so wild and wide, but were in line with Zhang Ye's actual combat movements, which were fast, steady, ruthless, and less fancy.

Zhang Ye practiced it a few times and said, "It's ready."

"Okay, get ready to start." Director Jiang sat behind camera No. 1.

However, Zhang Ye got it right, but the actor opposite him was in trouble. He had also been filming martial arts movies for several years, and his movements were all fancy. Zhang Ye was so aggressive that he had to follow suit. Then we fought, but we suddenly couldn’t cooperate. It took him more than twenty minutes to adapt, and then he could barely keep up with Zhang Ye's pace. Finally, Director Jiang stretched out his hand, and he passed this point.

Zhang Ye sweated all over, and then went to shoot the next scene. This was also his last appearance, because he was beaten to death by a villain.

An hour later, Zhang Ye's scene was finished.

"Teacher Zhang, thank you for your hard work." A stage manager handed over a towel.

"Thank you." Zhang Ye took it over and wiped his sweat, then took off the props and costumes and put on his own clothes.

The crew had nothing to do with him anymore. Zhang Ye said goodbye to Director Jiang, Yao Jiancai and others, and then turned around and left. It is worth mentioning that when he knew that Zhang Ye was leaving, Director Jiang didn't say anything. He only told him that he would be there in the future. When they had the chance to cooperate again, Yao Jiancai was very enthusiastic about Zhang Ye and wanted to send him off the mountain. After a day of getting along with each other, the two of them had become friends. They were very fond of each other's temper. Then they became the abbot of Qingshan Temple. He today He no longer meditated, but took Zhang Ye all the way down Xiaoqingshan, chatting with him about Zen on the way.

at the same time.

A video suddenly appeared on the Internet. I don’t know why it became popular. The number of clicks kept climbing, and it seemed like it would never stop.

"You can't sit down when you're born, and you can't sit down when you die. What's the point of doing your homework with a smelly bone?"

"you……"

"Does the donor know Zen?"

"Then let's talk about Zen?"

"The wind blows and the flag flutters. Do you think it's the wind or the flag that's moving?"

"Of course the wind is moving"

"Is the flag moving?"

"Then what's moving? Is the world moving?"

"It's your heart that's moving."

"One flower and one world, one grass and one paradise, one tree and one floating life, one leaf and one Tathagata, one sand and one bliss, one square and one pure land, one smile and one worldly connection, one thought and one tranquility."

"Aren't you afraid of going to hell?"

“If I don’t go to hell, who will?”

"Bodhi has no tree"

"The mirror is not a platform"

"There is nothing"

"Where's the dust?"

The video has obviously cut out several scenes, which include people from the crew swearing or some unsightly shots, but the overall situation remains the same. It records all the events of last night, and it looks like someone from the crew of "The Great Martial Arts" posted it online. , the name of the video is-"Xiao Qingshan Discussing Zen".

"Fierce"

“Really enjoyable to watch”

“Is it true that the video you like is so awesome?”

"A secular person actually deceived so many monks?"

"Hey, wait a minute, why does this person... look so much like Teacher Zhang Ye?"

"What do you mean by resemblance? Isn't it Zhang Ye? Damn it, why did he join the crew of "Martial Arts"? Is he going to make a movie? Has he changed careers again?"

"Hahaha, Teacher Zhang's literary talent is still the same, so ruthless."

"Those monks are also unlucky. Who should I discuss Zen with? It's not with Teacher Zhang. This guy is famous for his harsh words. Look at those verses that slap you in the face so hard, especially the last sentence, 'Bodhi Book' Wu Shu, I feel so happy when I hear it, my hair almost stands on end.”

"Holy shit, Teacher Zhang still knows about Buddhism and Zen?"

"What doesn't Zhang Ye understand? He's not called Almighty Zhang for nothing."

"I think Teacher Zhang should be called bold. He hits a monk at the door of a temple, first and then in the face. How bold is that? Haha, but others may not dare, but Teacher Zhang still has no pressure at all. Teacher Zhang Ye is already very courageous."

"Classic! Zhang Ye's verses are so classic."

"You are talking so lively, who is Zhang Ye?"

"Search upstairs by yourself. I'm too lazy to explain. It turns out you are not from the capital. In the capital area, who doesn't know how to slap someone in the face?"

"Always support slap in the face"

"Always support Zhang DaDa"

"Teacher Zhang, I love you so much"

The video was promoted higher and higher, and eventually it alarmed many Buddhist researchers and eminent monks.

A Buddhist researcher completely rejected Zhang Ye's verses, "A layman, a layman who knows nothing, dares to run wild in a pure place in a temple? There are so many people making noises and dancing? What kind of mentality is this? ? I have also read these verses. I can’t say they are bad or wrong, but they are just a direction of Zen. What is right or wrong? You praise Zhang Ye too highly. I really don’t believe it. How can such an impetuous person have a profound understanding of Buddhism? It’s nothing more than sensationalism.”

"Upstairs, I bought a watch last year"

"We can all hear that it's awesome, but you can't?"

"Researchers on Buddhism? You have been studying for so many years and we still don't understand it? You are the only one who understands, right? You know, please give us a few verses and let us listen."

"Just because Teacher Zhang is not a monk, you have to say everything is wrong. If these verses were said by a Buddhist master, would you still fart? You must hold it up and say, what is it? I have seen through you guys. 'Expert,'

Many people have criticized it. Every time Zhang Ye's work comes out, he can't help but attract a lot of experts and scholars who don't know whether they really understand or pretend to understand to come to criticize and educate. Everyone is tired of seeing these scenes. Facts have proved that, Teacher Zhang’s works are recognized and loved by many people.

At this time, a master stood up.

This master has some status in the field of Buddhism today. He is not one of the so-called experts, but he is really an eminent monk.

I saw that the eminent monk also gave a meager reply, "Donor Zhang is so wise and virtuous that I am not as good as him."

"What?"

"Everyone says it's not as good as that?"

"Is Teacher Zhang really so fierce?"

"Everyone has already spoken out, saying that Teacher Zhang Ye is a wise and virtuous person. I don't think anyone still doubts it."

"Zhang Ye is going to defy the heavens. I know this master. You can see the verification on Weibo. He is an eminent monk."

Today is an information society, and monks have also kept pace with the times and have access to the Internet. It is not a strange thing. After the master finished speaking, many Buddhist disciples immediately clicked, forwarded and liked it.

at last.

Someone made a dumbfounded comment.

"When Mr. Zhang left the TV station a few days ago, the reporter interviewed him. Didn't he say a poem about hiding in a small building to become a unified body, don't care about winter, summer, spring and autumn, what the hell are you hiding in? You have been hiding for only a few days, Zhang The teacher just caused trouble again? Why didn't your mother see that I didn't care about winter, summer, spring and autumn? "

"Hahaha, do you believe what Teacher Zhang Ye says?"

"Khan, too."