I’m Really a Superstar

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Outer suburbs.

The sun was already setting in the west.

The crew's car drove for a long time and stopped at the foot of a hillside. A bus and three small cars with props, about 30 people got off one after another.

There is no official written name for this mountain in official records. The locals call it Xiaoqingshan because there is a Qingshan Temple on the mountain. The scenery of the capital is not as beautiful as the beautiful mountains and rivers in the south. However, Xiaoqingshan is an exception. The scenery is pleasant and the temples are very popular. Every year, many people come here to burn incense and worship Buddha. Of course, there are more Many crews like them come here to film.

This is no ordinary place.

Xiaoqingshan is very famous. Qingshan Temple is also very famous.

Which is the highest mountain here? The locals will definitely all point to one place - well, Fragrant Mountain a few kilometers away.

Which is the most popular temple here? The locals will definitely point to one place - well, the Xiangshan Zhaomiao Temple a few kilometers away.

What is the relationship between Xiaoqingshan and Xiangshan?

What is the relationship between Qingshan Temple and Zhaomiao Temple?

Well, actually these places have no connection at all. Let’s change the topic.

The leading actors didn't come, and there was no drama for them today. They had already gone back to rest. Director Jiang was walking in front, talking to several important supporting actors, while the assistant director was directing the movement of props. The stage manager is the busiest person in the crew. Not only do they have to prepare things, pick up people, get lunch boxes, and act as drivers. They also have to move things and piles of equipment for such a close change of scenes. The car was carried down by several stage managers and staff, and then it was moved up the mountain. Not to mention other swords, guns and sticks, the few cameras were not easy to carry.

The steps are very high, about a hundred meters long, and extend up in a winding way.

"Xiao Zhang, hurry up, give your brother a hand." Yao Jian was panting just after climbing a dozen steps, his big belly was bumping, and it was very laborious.

Zhang Ye supported him and said, "You are not strong enough."

Yao Jiancai boasted: "I remember back then, your brother, I and the school representative were the physical education class representatives. I am out of shape today and have been filming for a whole day. Otherwise, climbing hundreds of meters in one breath would be just like playing." After a few breaths, He said: "Don't talk about me yet. Just look at the few martial arts moves you performed. You are worse than me."

Zhang Ye smiled and said nothing, nor did he explain.

Halfway up the mountain, Director Jiang waved his hand and shouted: "Stop, set up the machine here first, and send out the props."

Everyone got busy. There is a scene on the mountainside, which is obviously going to be filmed here. This scene happens to be the "Chen Shaoxia" played by Zhang Ye.

The assistant director came over worriedly and asked, "Teacher Zhang, are you okay?"

How could Zhang Ye say no? He said firmly: "I have no problem, I can shoot at any time." He didn't even take off his costume, he took the sword from the props and prepared to put it on.

The martial arts instructor also stood beside him, "What can you do? You haven't mastered that one movement yet. Oh, you can practice again while the camera is not turned on. After a while, you can turn on the machine and waste every shot. It's about sharing the money. If the director is unhappy, he will definitely have to change someone." He was cold-faced and warm-hearted. Although he kept saying that Zhang Ye was not good at this or that, he still spared no effort to help him get it done.

Zhang Ye started to practice.

"Teacher Zhang, come on."

"Yes, just practice more and it'll be fine. It's not difficult."

Several people from the capital who knew Zhang Ye encouraged him.

In their minds, Zhang Ye is a very powerful figure. In the field of literature, he is a fierce man who has killed all the invincible opponents in the capital. However, Zhang Ye was banned by the TV station, so he had no choice but to come to film a movie, and it was a martial arts drama. In their opinion, this is obviously Zhang Ye's shortcoming. Looking at Zhang Ye's movements that although he has gradually grown up, they are still not very beautiful. They all know that it is a bit difficult for Teacher Zhang, who is a writer who is engaged in literary work. , it is indeed a bit embarrassing to let him use swords and guns.

But there are also people in the crew who look down on Zhang Ye.

"Don't take the porcelain job without the diamond."

"I will definitely waste a lot of shots in a while, ugh."

"Isn't this a delay? He's waiting to shut down and get off work. If he's delayed like this, he doesn't know what time he will be filming today."

"Forget it, just say less. It's not easy."

After a while, several machines were debugged and everything was fine.

Director Jiang sat next to seat No. 1 and said, "Okay, let's begin."

The supporting actor playing opposite Zhang Ye came up, holding a sword, and stood in the designated position.

Zhang Ye took a deep breath, walked over, and stood where the martial arts instructor told him. Everything was ready.

Director Jiang gave an order to start the camera

"Chen Shaoxia?" The list of supporting villains was alert.

Zhang Ye smiled and said the lines: "My surname is Chen. I don't dare to be a young hero."

After a few words, the two started fighting. Zhang Ye's role was an assistant in the protagonist's camp. The fight was recorded directly. There should have been foreshadowing shots of Chen Shaoxia before, but it seems that they will be filmed later. The movie was originally I rarely follow the plot sequence.

Close combat

The light of the sword and the shadow of the sword

Originally, this scene was about Zhang Ye killing the enemy within ten moves.

However, in the second move, Zhang Ye blocked the sword according to the prescribed movements, and then kicked out according to the movement design of the martial arts instructor. As a result, this kick was a bit too accurate. There was no way, Zhang Ye knew kung fu. The skill book he had eaten was deeply ingrained and was not easy to reverse. He kicked the villain's life gate with one kick. This was almost a conditioned reflex action on Zhang Ye's part. After kicking him out, he knew it was not good and hurriedly deflected it deliberately. He then reduced his intensity, but the villain's sword had already been swung over and "cut" on Zhang Ye's shoulder.

"Stop" Director Jiang said angrily.

The assistant director also asked: "Why don't you follow the action?"

The supporting villain smacked his lips and said, "Teacher Zhang, your kick should be kicked down a little bit, and then you can get shorter. How did you let me cut you?"

Zhang Ye said in his heart that if I didn't hold back my kick, you would have been kicked away by my buddy. How could you still chop me? Isn't that nonsense? But he didn't say anything, because this was not a real fight, it was just a movie. It was indeed Zhang Ye who didn't do his moves well.

Then, it turned on again.

once

twice……

three times……

Zhang Ye followed the movements this time, but he always felt that those movements were too awkward and he couldn't exert any strength. His hands and feet were all soft and he was not satisfied with it. Director Jiang naturally wouldn't use this kind of action. Shot

"What are you doing?" Director Jiang was angry and said, "Do you know how to fight? You can't do such a few moves? Is this difficult?"

I'm crazy

Are you yelling at me?

Two thieves who were fighting me with knives told me to lie down and I couldn't fight them?

Zhang Ye looked at him. Anyone who knows him knows that this guy's bad temper is much worse than Director Jiang's. He won't obey anyone.

The assistant director went to smooth things over, "Teacher Zhang is a cultural person, so he must be worse at acting."

Director Jiang sighed when he thought that this person was recommended by Zhang Yuanqi, "Let's try again."

However, many people on the crew have a lot of opinions. This Zhang Ye is too useless. There are still a few scenes later, and we have to go up the mountain. When will this be filmed?

At this moment, suddenly, four or five people came down from the mountain

"who are you?"

"Who asked you to gather here?"

“Please leave the temple’s pure place immediately”

They were several hairless monks, wearing monk's robes and holding long sticks in their hands. They looked evil.

The scene has been set up with lights, and you can see clearly. The assistant director was stunned and said, "Young masters, we said hello to your abbot a month ago, and we will come to film this month, and the sponsorship fees and related contracts will also be paid." It’s ready, just ask your abbot.”

Everyone no longer looked down upon Zhang Ye for his helplessness, but instead looked at the monks.

A young monk had a cold expression on his face, holding his long stick tightly and said: "Half a month ago, our abbot has changed, and now no one is allowed to enter."

Zhang Ye was speechless.

Has the host changed? When did the Monk Temple start to compete for jobs?

The assistant director frowned and said: "But we have already decided. This scene is very important and the scene here is indispensable. We will shoot for one day and leave tomorrow."

The young monk said: "If you can't do it within an hour, leave immediately."

The few young monks behind them walked in a circle and surrounded the direction of the mountain road.

Yao Jiancai said: "Where is your abbot? Ask him to come down and we will talk to him."

"The abbot is meditating and it's not convenient to see guests." The young monk looked arrogant and looked arrogant. He didn't take them seriously and said, "I'll give you ten seconds to leave immediately."

Ten seconds?

I can't even move anything.

Director Jiang also became popular, "Take me to see your abbot."

The young monk stared at him and said, "Didn't you hear what I said? The abbot is meditating and you still don't want to leave in six seconds? We will help you leave."

Is the monk so arrogant?

What kind of monk is this?

Everyone on the crew was very angry.

"Why are you so cruel? We won't leave yet."

"What's wrong with you? You're still beating people with a stick, right?"

"I've been to so many temples, but I've never seen such unreasonable monks come here. Give me a try and I'll see how you can help us walk."

Ten seconds are up

The little monk didn't say anything, and went down with a stick. With a click, the light fixture on the mountainside was shattered. The light fixture also fell down and rolled down the mountain. He almost got caught in the middle of the mountain. No one was injured. Zhang Ye, who did he offend? I almost hit him.

Zhang Ye's face turned cold

The other crew members also became furious, "What are you doing?"

Another young monk, who was slightly older and was about 20 years old, also swung his stick and tried to smash the camera.

At this moment, the martial arts instructor stood up and faced him with a sword in the props. Ding, he touched his stick with his stick. But just as the martial arts instructor was about to make his next move, the young monk flicked his stick. It hit the martial arts instructor's belly and knocked him away.

"Ah" the martial arts instructor rolled down the steps

An actor and two stagehands happened to be below and hurriedly caught him. Only then did the martial arts instructor stabilize himself. Otherwise, if he fell, he would only have half a life left. There were dozens of meters of stairs below.