I’m Really a Superstar

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night.

It was no surprise that "Self-Mockery" appeared in newspapers.

After reading it, many people started discussing it on the Internet

"Why is it called "Self-Mockery"?"

"The newspaper said that they called Teacher Zhang to ask about the title of his poem."

"I think this name is the most appropriate. Zhang Ye wrote a poem when he left the TV station. It was written to mock himself, but in fact it was also mocking others."

"Yes, Teacher Zhang has disappointed many people."

"Hide in a small building and form a unified body? Don't care about winter, summer, spring and autumn? What a quatrain."

"The cold eyebrows and the cold fingers are the finishing touch in this poem."

"Is Mr. Zhang no longer planning to be involved in the TV industry? This poem seems a little discouraged. Doesn't he even want to be involved in the entertainment industry? What a pity."

"That's not right, Teacher Zhang's program is still on at noon, and there is also a preview of the next episode."

"Let me educate people upstairs. Teacher Zhang has resigned, but "Three Kingdoms" is recorded and broadcast, so it is all tapes recorded in advance."

"No matter where Teacher Zhang goes, I will support him."

"Me too, Mr. Zhang, don't really care about winter, summer, spring and autumn. We are still waiting for you to come up with new works, including poems, history columns, and songs. Even if you supervise the production of a public service announcement, it will be broadcast I will support you from now on, I am your big fan."

It's the next day.

The sun had just risen, so it was obviously still early.

Didi, didi, didi, there was an alarm on Zhang Ye's cell phone, waking him up from his sleep. After looking at the time, Zhang Ye got out of bed and went to the bathroom, and then brushed his teeth in front of the bathroom mirror. To wash up, the toothpaste is from a brand I have never heard of in this world, called "Jiebai Brand". From the name, I know it is a cheap product. He also bought it after seeing a discount in the supermarket, but it is not easy to use and does not cause foam. It is not cheap. good stuff.

"Eh? Where am I?"

After rinsing his mouth, Zhang Ye was about to get dressed and go to work, when he was suddenly startled and remembered that he was unemployed, so he had no choice but to go back to the bed and sit down.

Where are you going today?

I woke up and couldn't sleep.

Zhang Ye has always been a person who can't take time off. Even though he often encounters all kinds of troubles, his ideal is to be famous and to be the top star, so he can enjoy himself even if he is tired. Now it's really There was no work to do, so he felt idle. No, you can't just stay at home like this. Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. He must first enrich himself and make himself stronger.

He looked firmly at the several books and periodicals placed on the windowsill, including psychological reading materials, magazines, and a collection of poems. How can we enrich ourselves? The answer is simple...of course it's the lottery. Looking away from the window sill, Zhang Ye opened the game ring on his hand.

A long list of numbers appears after the total reputation.

"Ten to a million..." Zhang Ye counted the numbers carefully, and then cursed, "Damn it."

These days, Zhang Ye has done too many things. He wrote the song "May I Live Longer" for the Queen of Heaven, as well as classic poems and essays. In addition, he also appeared in the live broadcast of the Beijing News Channel and was extremely coquettish. After putting on a lot of pretense, coupled with the reputation points that "Three Kingdoms" collected every day in a normal situation, Zhang Ye's total reputation at this moment was so much that he couldn't even look at it - a total of 12.2 million reputation value

When I first started working at the radio station, it would be good if I could save hundreds of thousands.

Later, in TV stations, it was difficult to make millions in a period of time.

But now, just a few days later, he has actually accumulated more than 10 million in reputation points.

It seems that Zhang Ye's temperament of being able to do something by himself every day, no matter what happens, is also good. Look, with so much reputation in his account, if he doesn't bother, if he doesn't do it every now and then. How can you get so much prestige by publishing a poem to show your style?

lottery

Zhang Ye is very wealthy now. He spent 100,000 reputation points to open the lottery. After the pointer turned, he added his bet without even looking.

How much to add?

Let's try our luck with twenty bets first.

Zhang Ye raised his bet and saw two million reputations drop instantly. He didn't feel bad at all. He lit up a cigarette and took a few puffs, calmly waiting for the result of the lottery.

Bada

The pointer stopped

Zhang Ye took a look and saw that it was not bad. It was in the skill area, so he immediately took out the twenty-one treasure boxes) from the space bag in the inventory and opened them one by one.

【+Computer Programming Skills Experience Book】2

computer?

Programming skills?

Zhang Ye fainted, and now he realized that he felt distressed

Your sister and brother had learned some simple basic computer courses when they were in college. It was easy to get a computer and install a system. Zhang Ye couldn't do anything more complicated, but in his opinion, this That's enough. I also want to learn your sister's programming skills. I'm not going to do IT work in the future. I want to become a pirate... and become a big star. Do I need to learn this skill?

loss

Big loss this time

This is more than twenty books

Zhang Ye smiled bitterly, but he still opened these experience books one by one. The books turned into white light and penetrated into Zhang Ye's head. What should I do if I don't use them? Anyway, it's all taken out and can't be returned.

After looking at the remaining reputation, there were still 10.1 million left. This time Zhang Ye was smarter and more cautious, and he didn't dare to be so rash anymore. This time he took a computer course, and next time he took a physiological hygiene course, he would have to cry to death. So after Zhang Ye clicked on the lottery, he didn't raise his bet first, but waited to see the situation. It is true that the skill category is good, such as the Taekwondo skill, which helped Zhang Ye a lot at the critical moment and even saved his life. However, the skill category is also too wide-ranging, with mixed results. For example, the calligraphy skill last time. For example, the programming skills this time seem to be of little use, at least for now.

Turn and turn

One lap, two laps...

Finally, when the pointer was about to stop, Zhang Ye pressed the raise button, but instead of raising the bet, he wanted the compass to stop for a moment to allow him to think carefully. The pointer is currently in the largest consumption category area in the area. It should be able to go a little further. However, further ahead is the special category column with a very small area, but it is still a bit far away. I don’t know if I can get there. If you get into the special category, you will really be lucky. I have drawn so many prizes in the past few months, but I have only drawn the special treasure chest once. The chance is too small.

To add or not?

He hesitated

If you are really lucky and draw a special category, then there is no point in raising the money, because the prizes for these treasure boxes that are raised are all the same thing. Since it is a raise, it is only based on the number of treasure boxes. Doubling your bet will not change the contents of the treasure box. The special treasure box opens the purchase authority of a mall item. So, there is no difference between one purchase authority and a hundred purchase authority. It is a waste to get a thousand. .

take a gamble

No more bets

Frustrated in love and frustrated at work, he should be lucky today

Zhang Ye immediately started praying and chanting, "God said there must be light, so there is light..." He read the Bible and said, "Give me a special category."

Cancel the raise and the pointer continues to crawl forward slowly

One scale, two scales, just go a little further. We'll be there soon. Let's go.

At the end, when the pointer was about to lose its last bit of strength, the tip swayed slightly, click, and finally moved forward another notch.

is the edge

Is on the edge of consumption class and special class

It's almost impossible to tell with the naked eye that there are more lines in that area.

But the next second, no treasure box opened, but a line of explanatory text suddenly popped up on the game interface: [Special reward distribution: Increased purchase rights for the item "Tai Chi Skill Experience Book". 】

is a special class

Is there really a special category?

Tai Chi Tai Chi skill book?

Zhang Ye almost died of joy and laughed three times. Then he quickly opened the game store and saw two icons. One was the [Memory Search Capsule] that he had before, and the other icon was a book with a Tai Chi pattern. ——It is a newly released product. However, when Zhang Ye was excitedly preparing to buy a book to try, he was immediately dumbfounded when he saw the price of this skill book.

[Tai Chi Skill Experience Book]: Requires one million reputation points.

Isn’t it one hundred thousand? I wonder why this skill book costs one million copies?

Zhang Ye originally fantasized about using the remaining 10 million points to buy 100 Tai Chi skill books, but he didn't expect the price to be so high. After thinking about it, he understood the reason. The lottery was indeed held once for 100,000 points, and there might be a certain amount of it. There is a very small chance of winning an expensive skill book similar to Tai Chi, but if this kind of skill book becomes a commodity, it will not be priced at 100,000, but will have to return to its own price. After all, there is Lottery is a matter of luck. You don’t know what you will win, so it must be cheaper. And those extremely awesome skills or items or attribute fruits such as Tai Chi, since you have the authority to buy them at any time, naturally you can’t Received preferential treatment on price. fair enough. Think about it again, if the right to purchase Taekwondo skills is drawn, it probably won't be the lowest price of 100,000. It should be higher, but it will definitely not be higher than Tai Chi.

you get what you pay for.

After Zhang Ye figured it out, he looked at the icon of the Tai Chi item and hesitated for a long time. Finally, he gritted his teeth and started buying without being able to resist the temptation.

One

Five books...

ten books

All 10 million reputations are used up

Zhang Ye went bankrupt and used all his reputation to buy ten Tai Chi skill experience books.

This kind of item purchased in the mall does not have a treasure box. Instead, it is directly included in the inventory. Zhang Ye took it out and "ate" it locally.

white light flash

White light flashes again

The book with the Tai Chi pattern turned into a ball of light and was sent into Zhang Ye's mind

Zhang Ye couldn't help but move his arms and raise his thighs. When he was reading the Taekwondo skill book, he felt as if some moves were imprinted on him, but he didn't feel much in the ten Tai Chi skill books, as if there was no change. , and what’s the matter with him not being able to perform a single move? Could it be that he "eated" too little? Ten skill books are not enough? Zhang Ye didn't think so. Ten books was a lot.

Alas, forget it.

Let’s study it slowly in the future.

Zhang Ye didn't expect that he would be invincible by "eating" a few skill books or drawing a few items. It was unrealistic. The items were only auxiliary, helping him grow step by step. The key was to rely on his own efforts.

effort

struggle

struggle

Hardworking

This is the only secret to success

Want to reach the sky in one step without working hard? Do you want to be a master without enduring hardship? how could it be possible

To give a few examples:

Why is Faye Wong the queen?

Why is Fan Bingbing famous?

Why can Zhang Ziyi enter the international arena?

Yes, it's because they...are very beautiful