I’m Really a Superstar

A certain group chat.

Many old guys in the group know each other.

"Lao Hu, how is your cell phone ringtone?"

"My ringtone has also been changed by the Supreme Court!"

"Lao Qi, what about you?"

"me too!"

"Can you turn off your phone?"

"No, I just tried it. Even after the phone is turned off, when someone calls, it will first prompt the voice of the Supreme Court, and then it will say that the phone you dialed has been turned off!"

"What about requesting a shutdown?"

"It's not even possible to shut down the phone, and all the mobile phone numbers under our ID cards, including home numbers, have had their ringtones changed by the Supreme People's Court through the mobile communications department!"

"This is so fucking insidious!"

"How shameless are they!"

"Whose bad idea was this?"

"All the business I got has gone bankrupt! It's more than 10 million!"

"What a piece of shit you are! All the wives I got are flying away!"

"They are trying to kill us!"

"When did the Supreme Court become such a stinker?"

"What kind of world is this? The state departments are starting to act like hooligans!"

There were a lot of curses in the group, and many old guys were almost driven crazy!

Many of them are not afraid of publicity. Anyway, it is impossible for everyone to see it. Who has nothing to do to watch TV and read newspapers every day and go out of their way to check the list of old villains? But this time is different. This time it is not a public announcement, but it is 18,000 times more cruel than the public announcement. They also have relatives, friends, colleagues, and even partners. Now, everyone around them knows, This pressure is too much.

…

Domestic news is out.

The news also introduced the explanation of "Laolai Colorful Ring" in detail.

…

on Weibo.

Netizens were stunned after reading the news!

"Holy shit!"

"this"

“The Supreme Court is so awesome!”

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard! You made me laugh so hard!"

"Is this still fucking allowed?"

"Who came up with this!"

"This trick is so awesome! It's so sinister!"

"Laughing like crazy! Thumbs up to the Supreme Court!"

"The Supreme Court was awesome today! Well done!"

"Pfft hahahahaha! Is this the same Supreme Court I know? Who can think of such a vicious trick?"

"The Supreme Court has revealed it!"

“The state department is mighty!”

"To deal with such scoundrels, you have to use rogue methods!"

"Well done! We should have punished them like this a long time ago!"

"These gangs of old scoundrels always thought they were hooligans, but little did they know that when state departments acted like hooligans, there were many more hooligans than them! The Supreme Court is really good. I want to know who in the court came up with this idea. , this is a talent! You must get a promotion and a raise!"

…

night.

Zhang Ye's parents' house.

He was too lazy to cook. After picking up his wife from get off work, he took his wife and children back to his hometown for dinner.

As soon as Zhang Ye entered the door, he shouted, "Dad, Mom, I'm hungry."

Mom glared at him, "I just know how to eat!"

Sisi said listlessly: "Grandma, I'm hungry too."

My mother immediately doted on her and said, "Hey, let's eat some grapes first and let your grandpa heat up the food for you!" She turned around and said, "Hurry up, my granddaughter is hungry and didn't hear you."

Wu Zeqing immediately said: "Mom, let me heat it up."

Dad said: "No, you have been working all day."

dinner time.

My mother had also just watched the news and smiled at her daughter-in-law: "By the way, there is news that just amused your dad and me. The Supreme Court came up with a Laolai color ring, which is really exciting!"

Dad also laughed,

"This is a good idea! It's really good!"

Wu Zeqing smiled and said, "It was Xiaoye's idea."

Mom was stunned, "What?"

Dad asked: "Is it from Xiaoye?"

Wu Zeqing said: "Today, people from the Supreme Court came to the Central Propaganda Department to discuss matters. Xiaoye brought me a meal and happened to be there, so he gave them an idea."

"Son." Mom looked at him, "Why are you so mean?"

Zhang Ye was speechless, "I am serving the people."

My mother said happily: "Those old gangsters probably made you suffer!"

At this time, the phone rang.

It's Wu Zeqing's phone number.

She picked up the napkin and dipped it in the corner of her mouth, then walked aside to answer the phone, "Hello?"

Over there was the old money man from the Supreme Court. His voice was obviously different from that at noon. He seemed very excited and excited, "Minister Wu, it's me!"

Lao Wu: "Old Qian."

Lao Qian: "Let me tell you a good news. You will never imagine it. Hahahaha. Of the 175 people on this latest batch of key Lao Qian list, as of now, 103 people have already given money. It’s still paid, and the number is still increasing.” As he spoke, someone spoke over there. After exchanging a few words with the other party, Lao Qian excitedly said to Wu Zeqing: “The latest news is that 108 people have paid back their money. !”

Old Wu smiled, "That's a good thing."

Lao Qian: "Thank you for me, my lover, thank you Teacher Zhang. You really helped our court this time. Someday, another day I will treat Teacher Zhang to dinner in my own name! Teacher Zhang will definitely appreciate it!" After that, he repeated : "Be sure to thank your lover for me!"

Lao Wu smiled, "Okay, I'll tell him."

hang up the phone.

Lao Wu sat back and said calmly: "The Supreme Court called and one hundred and eight old people paid back the money. The old money said thank you and will treat you to dinner another day."

Dad was shocked, "Is it so effective?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I'll just say it will work."

…

at the same time.

Courts everywhere are receiving frequent calls.

In the past, they followed the old man to pay back the money, but now everything has changed. Every old man came to them on his own initiative with a pale face.

…

Beijing Court.

"Judge Liu!"

"Um."

"I'll pay back the money! Pay it back now!"

"Ah good."

"I'm convinced by you, and I'm really convinced this time!"

…

Shanghai Court.

"Judge Zhou!"

"Boss Li, what's going on with the money?"

"The money has been returned, please remove the ringtone quickly!"

"Oh, I'll go check it out first, don't be in a hurry."

"You're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry!

…

Shenzhen Court.

"Judge Wu, you are so awesome!"

"Haha, I have to use some magic to deal with you."

"I accept it, can I accept my defeat?"

"Can the money be paid back within this week?"

"Yes! I will return it!"

"It would be great to be like this earlier!"

…

on tv.

CCTV News.

The host said: "Today, the Supreme People's Court, together with the Propaganda Department of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China, China Mobile and other departments, launched special measures to crack down on Lao Lai's behavior. The effect is extremely significant. As of now, 111 people have already filed outstanding debts." About ten people have promised to the local court to make up the arrears within this week. According to our reporter, Lao Lai Cailing, who played a major role in this crackdown, turned out to be Nobel Prize winner Zhang Ye The suggestions put forward by the teacher were adopted and implemented by the Supreme Court. During the interview, the Supreme Court repeatedly expressed its gratitude to Teacher Zhang Ye."

The news is broadcast.

Domestic society exploded immediately!

…

Lao Lai’s group chat:

"Idiot!"

"Is it Zhang Ye?"

"Was it his bad idea?"

"Paralysis! He is so cruel!"

"This gangster! A stinking gangster!"

…

online.

The people went crazy with joy!

"What?"

"Slap Zhang in the face?"

"Damn! It's him!"

"I'm just saying, who would have thought of such a damaging move?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"This is actually the bad idea of ​​the damn soul tactic master! I thought this trick looked familiar! Your sister! Zhang Ye's soul tactic has finally been put into practice! And it was successful!"

"It turns out that soul tactics are not all bragging!"

"What a success!"

"That's awesome, slap Zhang in the face!"

"This is the first time the soul tactic has been practiced!"

"Is it possible to attack an aircraft carrier with a meteorite?"

"Maybe it will work!"

this day.

Zhang Ye's reputation as a master of soul tactics has become even louder! ...