I’m Really a Superstar

Japan.

Countless people have closed their eyes!

"Oh no!"

"Oh my God!"

"Please tell me it's not true!"

"Why is it him! How could it be him!"

"Yeah, how could it be this guy!"

"This eunuch won the Peace Prize?"

...

South Korea.

The country is wailing!

The person who won the Panda Burning Incense back then almost flipped the table and scolded his mother!

"this"

"I really gave it to him!"

"I'm stupid!"

"Is the Nobel Prize jury stupid?"

"He just tripped the Indian! Just tripped! Didn't you see it? Didn't you see it? You judges are crazy!"

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U.K.

"It's incredible!"

"It was given to the Chinese?"

"Peace Prize, the biggest trophy of the Nobel Prize!"

"This award is too unexpected!"

"No one thought of it!"

"Zhang Ye? I remember him."

"This person is really capable. A speech that obviously had no preparation beforehand made his blood boil. It's amazing."

...

India.

The people were angry, and countless people cursed!

"Justice disappeared?"

"Oppression is common?"

"Also let our country sound the voice of peace?"

"You're the fucking one who just disappears!"

"You tripped Master Bangalore, and you fucking talked about us? Why don't you die, you!"

"This man is so annoying!"

"How can there be such a shameless person in the world!"

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U.S.

The American people were also frightened by this drama.

"Is this the first time the Nobel Prize has been given to a Chinese?"

"The most important thing is the Peace Prize!"

"There has never been a Chinese who can stand on such a high stage!"

"China now seems to be really different from before."

"Zhang Ye? This Chinese is very special."

...

World hacker organization.

Many members were dumbfounded.

"I rely on it!"

"Hackers can also win the Nobel Peace Prize?"

"What the hell is going on in this world?"

"Boss, why don't you try for the next Nobel Prize?"

"roll!"

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home.

The mother said blankly: "Is it really my son?"

Wu Zeqing hummed and said with a smile, "We won the Nobel Prize!"

The mother asked again: "Did my son take it?"

Dad was so excited that his eyes were red, "Yes! It's our son! The Nobel Peace Prize! You've asked this question ten times since just now!"

Then, I saw my mother take out her mobile phone like crazy, "Quick! Call your relatives and friends!"

Dad said: "Don't fight! Everyone must know now!"

Sisi's milky voice sounded.

"Long live Dad!"

"Long live Dad!"

...

Grandma's house.

There was screaming in the room!

"My brother got it! Got it!"

"It's so awesome!"

"It's really my brother's!"

"We have a cousin who won the Nobel Prize!"

"Yes! Yes! I can brag about this awesomeness for the rest of my life!"

Grandma and grandpa looked at the TV screen in astonishment, not knowing how to express their feelings at this moment in words!

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My husband's family.

Li Qinqin was crazy with excitement!

Wu Changhe looked dull!

"Peace Prize?"

...

Zhang Ye's studio.

Everyone is roaring!

"Won!"

"We took it!"

"Woooooo! Really! It's true!"

"Director Zhang is on fire!"

"We are going to stand on the world celebrity list!"

Many people in the studio were crying, crying and shouting at the same time, no amount of words and tears could express the excitement in their hearts at the moment!

...

Chinese Academy of Sciences.

Seven or eight buildings in the entire compound were overturned by shouts!

"Take it!"

"Professor Zhang won the Nobel Prize!"

"My God! My God!"

"He did it!"

"Hahahahaha! Old Zhou! What did I say! Ah? What did I say? I knew this kid was fine! I knew he was fine!"

...

CCTV.

Studio.

The host is already incoherent!

Host: "I got it! I got it! The Nobel Peace Prize is ours! The Nobel Prize was awarded to a Chinese for the first time!"

All the guests stood up and said loudly: "Please remember this day! Please remember this name! Zhang Ye! He won the first Nobel Prize for China! I am really proud at this moment. Teacher Zhang Ye is proud, I am proud of being a Chinese!"

The eyes of the hostess were also wet, "I am in the same mood as Professor Sun. Everyone may have turned off the TV when they saw Teacher Zhang Ye's loss of the Nobel Prize for Literature. But no one thought that at the end At that moment, at the last second, Teacher Zhang Ye took home the Nobel Peace Prize! This moment belongs to the Chinese, and the names of the Chinese people are heard all over the world at this moment! It’s great! Teacher Zhang Ye, you marvelous!"

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Spring Garden Home.

a opened his mouth wide and never closed it!

The shocked Xiaodong still couldn't believe her ears until now. She pointed to the TV and asked Li Xiaoxian next to her, "Zhang Ye?"

Li Xiaoxian: "Yes."

Xiaodong: "Peace Prize?"

Li Xiaoxian: "Yes."

Xiaodong spurts blood!

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Dong Shanshan's house.

Old classmates, you look at me, and I look at you.

Several people fainted from fright!

"Zhang'er won the Peace Prize?"

"When did the Nobel Prize become so humorous?"

"It's too ironic to give the peace award to this guy!"

"I'm a little dizzy, give me a glass of wine and I'll be overwhelmed!"

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on weibo.

The Chinese people are all boiling!

"Slap in the face?"

"Peace Prize?"

"This, this is too fucking slap in the face!"

"Who would have thought that this grandson would bring back the Peace Prize! This is going to scare the people of the world to death! The Nobel Peace Prize!!"

"The slap in the face is going to be recorded in the annals of history!"

"Yeah, this time, not only will it be included in the annals of Chinese history, but it will also be included in the annals of world history!"

"puff!"

"The Indians are going to cry!"

"Don't talk about Indians, I'm fucking scared to cry!"

There are also a small number of people who don't know.

Someone just opened Weibo.

"ah?"

"What are you talking about?"

"What happened? What peace prize?"

"Don't those upstairs know? Then let me tell you a joke. The joke is that Zhang Ye won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

"Pfft, stop kidding."

"You think I'm an idiot?"

"Hahaha, if the slapstick Zhang dares to win the Peace Prize, then I dare to run for the President of the United States!"

Then, tens of thousands of people left messages on Weibo!

"Go ahead!"

"go quickly!"

"Laugh!"

"Brother, come on!"

"Pfft, you should watch the news!"

Tens of thousands of people came to join in the fun in a short period of time, and they looked stupid!

Those people were stunned, and then they realized something was wrong, and hurried to check the news.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, they vomit blood, vomit blood, and faint!

What?

it is true! ?

...

There are many things in this world that are too hard to accept.

For example, a sow climbed a tree.

For example, the iron tree is blooming.

For example, the tiger has become a vegetarian.

For example, Zhang Ye won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Zhang Ye won the Nobel Prize, and all the Chinese were cheering, but the name of the Nobel Prize made them feel a little embarrassed and dumbfounded.

Who is Zhang Ye?

China, Japan, Korea, they all know it all too well!

That's a guy who scolds people regardless of the occasion!

That's a jerk who would strike at the slightest disagreement!

That's a scammer who can find something for you for nothing!

Counting the things Zhang Ye has done in the past few years since his debut, which one has a dime relationship with the word "peace"! But it happened to be such a person who won the Peace Prize!

Soon, the news will be released simultaneously!

U.S.

U.K.

France.

Japan.

Russia.

Such a headline appeared in the news headlines of countries all over the world.

A long, long headline never before seen in news history.

The Nobel Prize Candidate Who Stumbled the Nobel Prize Winners at the Nobel Prize Ceremony Wins the Nobel Peace Prize!

This joke made the whole world laugh!