I’m Really a Superstar

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Parents are also stunned!

Mom turned her head aside, "How did you become the grandfather of square dance?"

Zhang Ye vomited blood, "How would I know?"

Dad: "..."

The call came the next moment.

It was Yao Jiancai who called first.

As soon as Zhang Ye picked it up, he heard loud laughter over there.

Yao Jiancai: "Hahahahahaha!"

Zhang Ye said helplessly, "Why Lao Yao?"

Yao Jiancai: "Have you watched the news broadcast? Hahahaha! You can do it, you are so good! Oh, you've made me laugh, let me laugh for a while!"

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes, "It's almost done."

Yao Jiancai: "No way, it's too funny!"

Not long after, the call came again.

It was Yu Yingyi at the same time at the university, "Hello, the master of square dance."

Zhang Ye was speechless, "You go!"

Yu Yingyi laughed: "Your popularity among middle-aged and elderly women has skyrocketed. My mother called me today and asked me to sign your autograph, saying that the aunts in their community are already your die-hard fans. , remember this, and when I'm done with this, I'll find you and sign a few more for me!"

Zhang Ye said angrily, "No."

Call after phone.

All these old friends and classmates came to laugh at him.

Zhang Ye is also at a loss. He is speechless at all. Square dancing is notorious in his world. Its reputation is too low. Zhang Ye can make a joke and sing two songs to others. In terms of the relationship between inheritance, this product must have traveled as far as possible. He can't bear the blame! But who would have thought that someone would directly assign him the rank of a patriarch? This made Zhang Ye unable to hide, and his injustice had turned green!

Heavenly, Earthly.

Hurry up and get rid of this stubble!

I hope you don't take this joke seriously!

...

However, the development of things was exactly the opposite of what Zhang Ye expected!

What is the news network?

That is the place with the highest ratings in China except for the Spring Festival Gala.

If the total number of viewership ratings is counted, it says the second, and no one dares to say the first. The CCTV Spring Festival Gala is only once a year, but the news network is broadcast every day, and it is forced to be broadcast simultaneously by all satellite TV channels in the country, which is higher than the ratings. ? than the number of viewers? Even "I Am a Singer" and "The King of Masked Singer" had to stand aside, which is too far!

This content quickly went viral!

Netizens on Weibo laughed silly!

"Look at the news broadcast!"

"Today's interview is bright! Bright is blind!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh no!"

"Grandpa?"

"Inexplicably hit the joke!"

"This aunt is so funny!"

"Mr. Zhang has created a new industry! Celebrate the whole country!"

"Pfft, but think about it, Zhang Ye's two songs have really carried forward square dancing. Even people like my mother who don't care about world affairs went out to dance this morning. You can say how influential Zhang Ye is. Is it the grandfather of square dance? There is nothing wrong with this!"

"Mr. Zhang has another nickname!"

"The grandfather and grandfather will be adorned by future generations, right?"

"That's right, a hundred years from now, every square dance team in the community will hang up Zhang Ye's photo before the dance, and put three sticks of incense sticks in memory of their ancestors."

"Smile!"

"Hahaha, that's enough for you!"

"I've also accepted it. Once something is related to Zhang Ye, it will somehow become funny compared to it. "Little Apple" and "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" were placed downstairs in my house this morning. I woke up, and I was quite angry, but after watching this interview on the news network, my sister actually lost her anger and laughed for a long time. The whole entertainment industry can make me like this, that is Zhang Ye! "

"He's the biggest funny guy in the entertainment industry, and he's also funny with the people and things around him. Maybe this is Zhang Ye's personal charm. In terms of looks, he can't compare to Huo Dongfang and others, and in terms of age, He is no longer a little fresh meat, even Jiang Hanwei abused him for a few streets in terms of body shape, but in terms of funny comparisons, all the stars in the entire entertainment industry together are not his opponents!"

"Congratulations to Zhang Ye on his promotion to the Grand Master of Square Dance!"

"Congratulations to Teacher Zhang for becoming the spiritual leader of the aunts!"

"Where's the applause?"

"Sprinkle flowers!"

Netizens are gloating and laughing crazy!

In a news interview, the label of Zhang Ye's "Grandfather of Square Dance" has been slapped so hard that even the media took this title as news.

...

the next day.

Morning.

As soon as Zhang Ye woke up, he heard that his mother was playing "Little Apple" on the computer. He couldn't help but feel stuffy. He pushed open the door and said, "Mom, stop now, don't let it go, okay?"

Mom smacked her lips, "What are you doing?"

Zhang Ye said, "I feel dizzy when I hear this now."

"Magic barrier?" Mom sneered.

Zhang Ye hummed, "No one will mention square dancing to me in the future."

Dad said, "Everyone takes you as a patriarch."

"Huh!" Zhang Ye exclaimed as if his tail had been stepped on, "Don't mention those three words! Don't mention it! I have a disease now, and I tremble when I hear those three words. Don't say it in front of me, Dad, Mom, I'm going to work, goodbye!"

But Zhang Ye never expected that as soon as he got downstairs, he was surrounded by neighbors!

"Little Ye!"

"You're out!"

"Waiting for you for a long time."

"Give us some pointers."

"Yes, everyone's actions are not uniform."

"What is the standard action of "Little Apple"?"

""The Most Dazzling National Style" also taught us."

A group of aunts surrounded Zhang Ye to death.

Standard action?

Where is the standard action!

Zhang Ye said in shock, "Aunt Liu, Aunt Sun, and Grandma Zhou, what are you doing? Where can I dance? What can I teach?"

Aunt Sun said with a stern face: "You are the grandfather of this industry, who do you not teach?"

Mom!

You are my mother!

Don't mention your grandfather, okay?

Zhang Ye had no choice but to run away.

As a result, the aunts just wouldn't let him pass, and they stared at each other with their hands on their hips.

"Xiao Ye, aunt has to criticize and criticize you!"

"Xiao Ye, everyone is in high spirits now. We are very happy when we come out to dance every day. Times are different now. Everything is the Internet, mobile phones, and computers. Spare-time activities? It’s too scarce. Now square dancing has finally become popular, and it has finally enriched our old people’s spare-time life. Spiritual leader, how can you not support it?"

"Yes, Xiao Ye."

Who is the spiritual leader?

What a spiritual leader!

Zhang Ye raised his hands in surrender, "It's not that I don't support it. I support it very much. I support it with both hands. I'm just a little host. I can only sing as an amateur. How can I dance!"

Everyone doesn't do it.

"You've been on a plane!"

"You even won the highest prize in mathematics!"

"If you play Go, Xiang Rong is not your opponent!"

"Why can't you?"

You speak my word.

Zhang Ye couldn't refute it!

My mother may have heard the movement and went downstairs happily.

Zhang Ye really didn't know whether to laugh or cry. These were not other people. They were all decades old neighbors. Many aunties watched Zhang Ye grow up. Some aunties cooked for Zhang Ye. Back then, Zhang Ye was in elementary school. When my parents are busy, my aunt goes to school to take him to and from school. What does it matter? It wasn't much worse than relatives. No matter how thick Zhang Ye was, he couldn't lose face to these old neighbors.

In the end, he had no choice. "Okay, but I only teach two songs once. There are really a lot of things on my TV station. I have to leave immediately."

"no problem!"

"We learn fast!"

Moms are in high spirits!

Zhang Ye's face was sullen and listless.

If he really doesn't know it, that's fine. He definitely finds a way to push the matter over, but the problem now is, Zhang Ye really knows it. In his world, the General Administration of Sports of the People's Republic of China has promoted the standard of twelve square dances. Zhang Ye had never learned the movements, but he couldn't help watching it every day and every year. Let's just say "The Most Dazzling National Style" and "Little Apple". The dance movements of these two songs, he closed his eyes. If you can memorize it, you don't even need a memory search capsule!

Searching for memory?

You are joking?

You are the greatest insult to the people living in his world!

Teaching begins.

"The first move, this way."

"Yes, very good."

"The second action is this."

"No, Aunt Sun is wrong."

"Aunt Zhang is very good, everyone learns from Aunt Zhang."

"When you sing this sentence, you must remember to turn around."

"Oh, Aunt Zhou, you are wrong again."

"Aunt Chen, you're wrong, it's a long way off, can you be more serious?"

"Yo, it's not bad this time, Aunt Chen, Aunt Zhou, it's worthy of praise!"

"Dance is the most beautiful thing in the world, so you need to relax your movements. Yes, imagine that you are surrounded by blue sky and white clouds, and think that you are dancing among the clouds. Don't ask for relaxation of movements just because it is square dance. This is the biggest mistake! Treat it as art, who said that square dancing can’t be beautiful? People’s dances are the most beautiful! The people’s dribs and drabs, that’s art! Yes, it’s in this state, very good, very good!”

Mom is also learning.

Zhang Ye is a serious person in everything he does, and because he is also a university teacher, as a result, he was teaching, but this fellow actually forgot the time. One hour later, he was still teaching two sets of dance moves there. And he became more and more meticulous and focused. When everyone could not learn some movements well, he also stared blankly, as if he had become a professional dance teacher!

time flies.

The two songs are finally finished.

The mothers are celebrating.

"awesome!"

"It's still better what Xiao Ye taught!"

"Yes, it's reasonable and beautiful!"

"It's so professional!"

"That's right, our little Ye is the grandfather of the square dance business!"

At this moment, Zhang Ye suddenly came to his senses. After being stunned for a few seconds, he looked up at the sky and almost burst into tears!

My goodness!

What the hell am I doing!