I’m Really a Superstar

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"So whether it's an empty city plan or borrowing the east wind, it's all the artistic imagination of writers. It's not called history." Zhang Ye's words hit Ma Hengyuan and Teacher Xu and editor Xu vaguely, and said: "If we take " "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Three Kingdoms Opera" and other artistic works as templates and foundations to understand history? Or use passages from these literary works to give lectures and analyze these historical figures. This is undoubtedly children's play, which is too childish. Even this historical figure If you don’t even understand the true image of the person, how can you analyze it?”

Ma Hengyuan and the others almost cursed.

Zhang Ye, are you still talking about it? Who are you knocking?

Teacher Xu stood up at that time and said loudly at the show: "You are talking nonsense, what history do you, a young boy, know?"

The audience was shocked, what are you doing? Crazy?

Hu Fei was also angry. The "Camera Stop" section must not be broadcast.

Zhang Ye looked at them and said, "If you think I was wrong, you can refute it. If your point of view is right and reasonable, everyone will listen to it. Can you tell me where I lied?"

Ma Hengyuan also said: "You don't understand anything at all."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "What I'm asking is what I don't understand, can you tell me?" Seeing that they couldn't say anything, Zhang Ye's face also darkened, "You think I'm wrong, okay, I'll accept others. Opinions, but at least you have to tell me something, right? There is no reason, no argument, just say I don’t understand, just say I don’t know anything. Are you professors or rogues? Even I know that a teacher needs to convince students with principles and arguments when giving lectures. Why don’t you experts and professors know this? Isn’t it ridiculous? You say I don’t understand, but I don’t understand. Oh, co-author, are you God? You guys If you say there is light, there will be light?"

The audience laughed and thought this host was so humorous

"What you said is completely baseless," Ma Hengyuan scolded angrily with a sullen face.

Sister Zhou stopped, "You damn old man, why does Mr. Zhang have no basis? Everything he said is clear and well-organized, with detailed references."

Aunt Sun scolded: "What are you making trouble for?"

Xiaofang said angrily: "He's a professor, he's so incompetent."

An audience member also said: "Yes, what they said was very good, and we enjoyed it very much. Why did you interrupt when you have already stepped down? I heard you say that the host interrupted before? Ha, you are cooperating with others. No matter what you do, you can do anything when you come here?"

"You guys go home quickly"

"Yes, don't embarrass yourself. How nice the host said it."

"Professor Ma? It's just a false reputation. I wonder how you came to the CCTV to talk about the Three Kingdoms just now? My whole family almost fell asleep after listening to it."

"You three are so funny, you are obviously very angry."

"You think the host doesn't understand history? I think you don't understand anything."

Many spectators started to boo and had no good impression of these so-called professors and experts who were playing big names.

Ma Hengyuan and the two guests named Xu still wanted to talk. Even Teacher Xu stood up and got angry at the audience, "So the Three Kingdoms can be on TV? Do you understand history?"

Sister Zhou exploded, "That's what you fucking say, right? You just say that others don't understand and others don't understand. You're fucking sick." She scolded her.

Teacher Xu was furious, pointed at Sister Zhou and said, "Scold me again."

There was an old man in the audience who couldn't stand listening anymore. He stood up immediately and walked to Sister Zhou, "What are you shouting about with other lesbians? If you have the ability to shout to me, I'll see." This is a A tall middle-aged man, about 1.9 meters tall

Teacher Xu immediately fell silent.

Aunt Sun also took a sip, "As long as you understand, you are professionals."

"WTF"

"Why are you such a hypocrite?"

"We, the audience, have recruited you? Why are you yelling at us?"

"Get out of here, one by one."

The audience yelled and cursed, and the scene got a little out of control.

Zhang Ye was also disgusted. He immediately took the microphone and said, "Here are some powerful staff members. I'm sorry to bother you. Get rid of these people who are destroying the recording of the program."

Da Fei and Brother Hou noticed that these people didn't like them, so they rushed over.

There were also two security guards and three staff outside who volunteered. They went up and surrounded the three teachers, Ma Hengyuan and Xu. They were forced out and the studio door slammed shut with a bang. Not only did he not cooperate with the recording of the program, he refused to listen to anyone's instructions, he also made trouble on the show site and hindered the recording. Not to mention throwing them out, even if they were beaten, no one could say anything. Do you really think that you are a big-name star? bullshit

The third guest before, the kind reporter shook his head slightly and sighed, Ma Hengyuan and these three people have really ruined their reputations. They are very embarrassed today.

Zhang Ye cleared his throat and said, "Something happened, don't mind it, let's continue to enjoy the Three Kingdoms."

Hu Fei counted down again at this time, "Three, two, one, start."

Zhang Ye continued the paragraph just now and said, "So, historical images and literary images must be distinguished. They are very different. But then again, don't literary images have value? They are valuable, and there is value in them. There are many things to research and analyze. Take the Empty City Strategy as an example. Sima Yi is a scholar. This scholar sometimes thinks that things are more complicated. Whenever you say something or move something, he will think about it. Oops, what are you saying? What do you mean? What’s the profound meaning of this? Haha, if it were a group of thieves or bandits who just rushed into the city, what the hell would it be like at that time? Zhuge Liang would have been arrested."

We don’t know how many times we laughed.

After talking for another ten minutes, Hu Fei started to gesture.

Zhang Ye knew that the time for this program was coming soon, so he ended it, but suddenly thought, such an important first program was just canceled like this? There seemed to be no bottom. The bottom was not very thick and could not hold up the previous scene. So Zhang Ye had a flash of inspiration and Yu Jian said: "The first episode of the program is almost over here. Many viewers may see this. I want to ask, why is the name of this issue called "The Great River Goes East"? Because I wrote a poem, and these four words are very important in the poem. Next, I also want to use this poem. To give this program a ending, I was lucky enough to swim in Red Cliff and created it based on my feelings."

word?

Ancient poems?

Several people were looking forward to it. Apparently they had listened to Zhang Ye's "When Will the Water Melodies Singer Becomes the Moon" and knew his skill in writing lyrics.

Zhang Ye pondered for a moment. This is a poem by Su Shi. It is a very famous poem by Su Shi. Compared with "Shui Diao Ge Tou", it is even close to the same. In his world, there are other versions of the Three Kingdoms. In one version, Yi Zhongtian used Su Shi as an introduction at the beginning, and then slowly developed the characters and stories of the Three Kingdoms. Even in the version Zhang Ye is talking about now, Yi Zhongtian used Su Shi's poem throughout the first issue, the beginning, and the end. , have all been mentioned, but the entire poem is not used.

So when it comes to the Three Kingdoms, Su Shi’s poem must be mentioned.

However, Su Shi no longer exists in this world, and many writers who wrote poems about the Three Kingdoms no longer exist. Therefore, Zhang Ye still has to make adjustments. Many passages in "Appreciation of the Three Kingdoms" also have to be changed according to the situation and cannot be left intact. Appeared motionlessly according to the original version.

Zhang Ye looked at the audience and began to recite, "Niannujiao - Chibi Nostalgia."

Everyone also listened very carefully, wanting to see what the lyrics were.

Zhang Ye's breath was even, but there was a majestic power in his tone, "As the river goes eastward, the waves will be swept away, and there will be a romantic figure through the ages."

The first sentence grabs people tightly

"On the west side of the fortress, the human path is the Three Kingdoms Zhoulang Red Cliff. Rocks pierce the sky, the waves crash on the shore, and thousands of piles of snow are rolled up." Zhang Ye laughed softly, with a trace of fascination in his eyebrows, "The country and the mountains are like a painting, for a moment How many heroes. I think back to the time of Gong Jin, when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, with a majestic appearance. Feather fans and turbans, while talking and laughing, the boats and oars disappeared into ashes. My homeland is wandering, I am so affectionate, I should laugh at me, and I will be born early. Life is like a dream, a bottle of wine is returned to the river. moon."

Many people are crazy about hearing this

Picturesque country? How many heroes are there at one time?

Many gay men felt their blood boiling when they heard the sound, as if they were on the battlefield of the Three Kingdoms with sounds of killing enemies on all sides.

But the lesbians were intoxicated by Zhou Yu, and while talking and laughing, their boats and oars were turned into ashes? How chic is this? How high-spirited is this?

But in the end, everyone was made a little sad by the first sentence of Zhang Ye's poem.

Yes, as the river goes eastward, how many romantic heroes have been submerged in the long river of history?

What a good Dajiangdong Go, a good "Niannujiao - Chibi Nostalgia", a good "Hundred Schools of Forum", a good Zhang Ye

Hu Fei stood blankly

There was no sound from the audience either.

Zhang Ye finished and continued: "As the saying goes, many things in ancient and modern times are all discussed in a joke. In future programs, I will laugh and talk about them with my audience friends and read about the Three Kingdoms. So where do I start? I want to start with the person whose historical image is the most complicated and controversial among the people. Let him lead us into the already complicated but magnificent history. The next episode of the program "Real and False Cao Cao""

That's it.

The studio was silent for a second.

Suddenly, Sister Zhou and Aunt Sun suddenly stood up and clapped their hands desperately

The other audience members also stood up from their seats one by one, applauding with admiration.

Even the staff present, the cameraman, Brother Hou and Brother Hou Dafei gave Zhang Ye the biggest applause and were very excited.

For a moment, there was thunderous applause in the studio

It lasted for a full minute without stopping.

No one left, and I didn’t want to leave for a long time.

Zhang Ye was also very flattered and hurriedly clasped his hands and said, "Thank you everyone, thank you, thank you." This was the greatest affirmation for him.

However, there is a slight flaw in his poem at the end, because there is a line at the end that means early birth of hair, which means early graying of hair. This is Su Shi's situation, but not Zhang Ye's, so if you look closely, there is a little bit of it. piece of cake. But Zhang Ye didn't take it seriously and didn't care.

I'm just young and bald

My hair grows gray early

Are you biting me?