I’m Really a Superstar

Tieba management party.

The company's technical department is in chaos

“The softball bar can’t be saved.”

"Blocked account"

"Quick, quick"

"It's closed, there are too many people."

"It's over, the softball bar is also exploded."

"God, how come there are so many people?"

"Hurry up and call again and ask the technicians to come over."

"Boss, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. Many people have returned to their hometowns to celebrate the New Year."

"Zhang Ye's fans are too fierce."

"There are a lot of people who can help. Zhang Ye is fighting with the sports world. Why did the cosmetics forum get involved? What does this have to do with you?"

"It's chaos, it's all chaos"

"Everyone who celebrates the Chinese New Year is crazy."

At this moment, the few remaining sports forums have basically given up resistance.

"Enable permissions and ban alt accounts from speaking."

"It can't be opened."

"Why"

"The other party has a hacker"

"What"

“None of our seven administrator accounts can log in.”

"Then, what should we do?"

"Nothing can be done."

They just handed over their guns

This battle is impossible to fight.

on Weibo.

Zhang Ye counts down again, sports world, "There are ten minutes left, I'm waiting."

Celebrities are funny in the group.

Many stars are paying attention

Ning Lan: "Xiao Zhang's domineering spirit is really deep in his bones."

Xiaodong: "Yeah, most people can't learn it even if they want to."

Fan Wenli smiled bitterly: "Director Zhang is competing with the sports world today. I'm afraid no one can stop him now."

there.

People in the sports world were also shocked by Zhang Ye's momentum, and they could only keep broadcasting.

Li Qi from the table tennis team: "Look at the radio and television, haven't the punishment results come down yet?"

Chu Yifeng, head coach of the national table tennis team: "Bringing fans to cause trouble is not considered a violation. Is anyone taking charge of it? Is anyone taking charge of it?"

Han Li shouted in Weibo: "I call for a complete ban on Zhang Ye."

Tang Hechang, a defender of a national football team, also shouted: "Boycott such bad artists"

As a result, just after they finished shouting, their posts were exploded one after another. Some athletes were not very popular and did not have personal posts at all. Some athletes with better results, such as Han Li and Li Qi, had posts, but there were not many people. Not many people pay attention. But no matter what, no one is spared

Hanli Bar was exploded

Li Qi Bar was exploded

Tanghechang Bar was exploded

Tang Dazhang's post bar was exposed

Crosstalk actor Tang Dazhang's post bar was originally calm. Everyone was still laughing and chatting about Zhang Ye's battle in the sports world. They were still posting live broadcasts. Although their relationship with Zhang Ye had always been on the same level, although Tang Dazhang and crosstalk actor The relationship between Jie and Zhang Ye has always been sworn enemies, and they often exchanged insults, but today it was nothing to do and they did not participate in the war.

But suddenly, without any warning, the navy troops appeared, and in the blink of an eye they destroyed Tang Dazhang's bar.

"What"

"My grass"

"ah"

"Why did you blast us?"

"You are fighting against the sports world and we didn't scold you today."

"your sister"

Tang Dazhang’s fans are all confused

As a result, the leader of the team, Da Dao, posted a post just before Tang Dazhang's bar was exploded, which made all the onlookers faint with laughter. Sorry, the pronunciation of the names of Tang Dazhang and Tang Hechang is too similar. It was wrong.

Wrong

puff

Fans of Tang Dazhang fainted

The onlookers laughed

Tang Dazhang laid down his gun and became the most innocent victim of this explosive war that will be recorded in history.

At this time, Zhang Ye's meager words spoke again, "I want to say that today's matter is not directed at the various Tieba and Tieba friends. If there are accidental injuries, I am here to explain it to you, but things still have to happen. Okay, I can’t hold back my breath. Well, there are still three minutes left.”

"Back you"

"Support Teacher Zhang"

"Yes, I can't swallow this breath."

"First he scolded us and then asked us to apologize."

"Teacher Zhang"

"The clay figurine is still angry."

Everyone in the sports world is blushing.

What about radio and television?

What I just said about taking it seriously?

What are the processing results that will be given soon?

It’s all going on like this, why hasn’t anyone come out yet?

The half hour before the money bureau threatened Zhang Ye, there are still two minutes left.

One minute left

thirty seconds

ten seconds

five seconds

The banging movement also stopped.

Everyone is staring at the time, everyone is waiting for the sound of radio and television

Then, and then no more

Countless people in the sports world were shocked and called the relevant radio and television departments countless times, but there was no response. All reports fell into stone.

Liu Yifeng was stunned, "Why?"

Han Li said: "How could this happen?"

Li Qi said: "They, didn't they accept it?"

No one knows why

The final time of the threat has passed, and Zhang Ye is fine and nothing has happened.

The famous movie star Ning Lan exclaimed.

Chen Guang and Fan Wenli looked suspicious.

Chang Xiaoliang, the chief director of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala, was stunned.

Netizens were also surprised.

"ha"

"It's okay"

"never mind"

“Radio and television have no control”

"Hahahahaha"

"It's okay in the first place, we're just scaring ourselves."

"Yes, the lines created in Teacher Zhang's skit were intended to satirize the phenomenon of flattery. This is a program with profound meaning and positive energy. How can there be a problem?"

"Very good"

"Teacher Zhang is fine."

"It's a false alarm, it's a false alarm."

"What about the leaders of the sports committee?"

"Yes, why are the people gone?"

"When he came out, he was quite arrogant and pretended to be big. I thought he was so awesome."

"Didn't you say that you should let Teacher Zhang try not to apologize if he has the ability? Teacher Zhang has already tried it and now I want to ask, what happens next?"

The battle has come to this point, the winner has been decided

The sports world vigorously denounced it, and then suffered a disastrous defeat. At this time, many athletes in the sports world had already gone offline in despair.

It's too awful

They failed miserably

The netizens who were watching were also applauded and applauded today.

“So enjoyable”

"Yeah, it's really a classic battle."

"The black first year of junior high school will definitely go down in history"

"My gossip fire is burning brightly. If I could see such wonderful scolding battles every day, I would die without regrets."

"Today, Zhang Ye once again proved the cohesion of his fans"

"Zhang Ye is so domineering today. He crushes his opponents in terms of momentum."

"Cool"

"The battle was well fought"

The battle is over.

Tieba is cleaning up the messy battlefield.

Weibo administrators have also begun deleting comments containing curse words on a large scale.

However, the members and coaches of the national table tennis team who were responsible for the incident could not accept the result at all. When they arrived, they could not figure out why the radio and television suddenly stopped moving.

no

We can't just let it go

They can't afford to lose this person.

Han Li became angry and said: "Radio and TV does not care about reporting to the Internet police."

Li Qi's eyes lit up, "Yes, he incited netizens to gather and cause trouble, and exploded so many forums. This is an evil incident on the Internet, and the Internet supervisors must take care of it."

"report"

"Go to the network supervisor"

People from the table tennis team came up again and reported with their real names.

However, they may never know that Wu Zeqing, the deputy director in charge of the censorship violation department they reported to the Radio and Television before, is Zhang Ye's girlfriend. And now, they are complaining and reporting the most powerful person in the past Internet surveillance department, Internet police Fan Yingyun, who was once a world-famous hacker. It is this person who was the current leader of Zhang Ye's fan group. The scolding battle just now, and the operation of breaking the bar just now, is basically this person. Fortunately, the table tennis team and everyone in the sports world, led by the female Internet police from the Internet surveillance department, didn't know about it, otherwise they would have had to vomit blood for three days and three nights.

When netizens saw it, they became angry again

“It’s not over yet”

"Report it"

"You are not embarrassed enough"

"Depend on"

"Teacher Zhang, be careful."

"This matter is really big or small. In the past, there were scolding wars and explosions, but most of them were organized by netizens on their own initiative. This time, Teacher Zhang personally stepped forward to take charge. If someone catches him and accuses him, that's fine. It’s a big deal”

"ah"

"what is it now"

"Teacher Zhang, please delete Weibo first."

"Yes, delete all the previous ones first, and then we'll see if it works."

"It's no use deleting it. It's all recorded."

Many fans suddenly became worried again.

After reading it, Zhang Ye operated the computer for a while, using the network technology that he had learned from the skill book, he was busy for a while, changed some things, added some things, then nodded, and called Yao Jiancai.

"Old Yao, I have something to ask you."

Soon, Yao Jiancai's Weibo suddenly spoke up, "Hello everyone, I'm Zhang Ye, ah, my Weibo account has been hacked. What just happened to Weibo? Please help me retrieve my password. I've sent you a complaint to retrieve it. .”

Then, a work account on Weibo also replied below, "Hello Teacher Zhang Ye, we just checked and found that the login location of the account just now is in the United States. The password has indeed been changed. We need to verify you in the private message. ID card and mobile phone number in order to reset the password."

Zhang Ye borrowed his Weibo account: "Thank you, it's great. I can finally get my Weibo account back. By the way, I despise the account thief. It's so shameless."

Stealing an account

Your account has been hacked

Ning Lan: ""

Chen Guang was stunned

Liu Yifeng was stupid

Han Li spurts blood

Chang Xiaoliang fainted

Everyone who saw this on the Internet almost fell to the ground, feeling as if there were ten thousand grass-mud horses galloping past. Everyone couldn't help shouting in their hearts: You still despise account thieves and I'm the one who fucks you. Shameless, okay? There is no one more shameless than you in the whole world.

What a familiar scene

What an intimate sense of sight

The celebrity’s exclusive ultimate move was hacked

No one in the sports world expected that Zhang Ye would actually use this classic trick at this time. Your account has been hacked. The damn remarks and hurtful jokes you just made could be written by no one in the world except you. Now the scolding is over. Damn it, you actually said innocently like "My account has been hacked" and then said "Ahhhh"

Me, your sister

They were all stunned by Zhang Ye's shamelessness.