I’m Really a Superstar

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on Monday.

The sky is slightly overcast.

Beijing TV station, Zhang Ye came to the office early again. As soon as he entered the office and put down his things, he was ready to clean everyone.

"Eh?" Suddenly I found someone in the office, "Who are you?"

He was a middle-aged man in his fifties. His hair had almost fallen out and was relatively gray. He was obviously older than others. After seeing Zhang Ye, the middle-aged man raised the corner of his mouth slightly. He was sweeping the floor behind the door with a broom in his hand, "Is this Mr. Zhang? You can just call me Wei. Haha, I am our literary and art teacher." As the editor of the channel, everyone calls me Editor Wei or Lao Wei."

Zhang Ye rushed up and said, "Hey, why are you cleaning the house? Give it to me. Give it to me."

"It's okay." Editor Wei said, "The cleaning lady took leave today, so I have nothing to do."

"That's not possible. With us young people, how can you survive?" Zhang Ye grabbed it and said, "Besides, you are not from our column team, so don't mention it."

But Editor Wei didn't give him the broom. Instead, he smiled and took out a notebook and said, "Just sign your name for me. I'm your fan. I particularly like your poems, especially yesterday's song "Facing the Face". "Sea, Spring is Warm and Flowers are Blooming", my daughter found it on the Internet and asked me to read it. To be honest, I read it ten times and now I can memorize it. There are few modern poems that are so good. Works."

Zhang Ye was a little embarrassed, "Well don't just sign. Since you like it, it's my honor. I'll write the poem for you and then sign it."

Editor Wei was very happy, "That's the best, no trouble, right?"

"No trouble." Zhang Ye immediately brought a pen and paper. Since it was a modern poem, there was no need for a brush and inkstone, and the pen could be used to express it.

Write poetry.

Sign your name.

Zhang Ye gave it to him.

Editor Wei praised for a while, "What a poem, what a beautiful calligraphy."

At this time, the two twins, Brother Hou and Brother Hou, came to work. When they entered the room and saw Editor Wei, Brother Hou hurried over and said, "Uncle Wei, why are you cleaning again?"

Hou Di also hurriedly approached, "Give me, give me."

Editor Wei couldn't stand them, so he had to take the garbage from their office area and go back.

As soon as he left, Zhang Ye couldn't help but ask: "Who is this Editor Wei?"

"You think he is a cleaner, right?" Brother Hou sighed: "I thought so when I first came here. I always watched him clean, or take out the garbage for people in various office areas, and change the water dispenser buckets. , I heard from colleagues in other departments that Uncle Wei also sponsored several children who had no money to go to school. He was a very kind uncle and everyone respected him. Unfortunately, it is said that he offended Director Wang Shuixin, the top leader of our literary channel. Although he works as an editor on a temporary basis, he doesn't get a penny of bonus, and the position is basically empty. He is always under pressure. There is basically no work for him, so in his spare time, he helps everyone clean up and replace ink cartridges. Alas

Wang Shui’s new director?

Zhang Ye's song "This Is Everything" also offended him, so he knew that it wasn't very popular.

Over there, Xiao Lu arrived happily. When she saw Zhang Ye, she laughed and said, "Teacher Zhang, why didn't you feed the horses, chop wood, and travel around the world? I thought you wouldn't come to work today and would have to face The sea is warm and the flowers are blooming."

Brother Hou just remembered and immediately gave a thumbs up, "The poem you posted on Weibo yesterday was absolutely amazing. Didn't you read it online later? It went viral."

Xiao Lu smiled and said: "My personal signature has been changed to the name of your poem. I just want to face the sea and the flowers are blooming in spring? What is growing in your mind? How come every sentence you write is so artistic?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "There is nothing growing in my head, at most there is something under my feet."

Da Fei also arrived at the unit. Hearing this, he asked: "Under your feet? What's under your feet?"

Zhang Ye said: "I stand on the shoulders of giants."

At the door, Hu Fei stepped in and heard their conversation, "Haha, okay, one is standing on the shoulders of giants, Xiao Zhang is perfect every word."

Brother Xiao Luhou and the others were also impressed.

The shoulders of giants? They haven't heard this description before

These words were actually spoken by the Newton of Zhang Ye's world, but they would obviously never understand the meaning of Zhang Ye's words. This giant is not that giant. Zhang Ye is not talking about the capable people of this world, but the sages of his world. But he will definitely not explain these things. This is his secret alone. He will never tell anyone else in his life, not anyone else.

Chatted for a long time.

Hu Fei suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Come on, let's talk about business. Stop standing and sit down. Just listen. You can ask questions if you have any." He sat on his desk, his The office is also here, and everyone gets the same treatment. Hu Fei doesn't need a separate leadership office, but he usually has a lot of things to do. He has to run around organizing meetings and meetings, and sometimes he has to travel for business, so he doesn't often go there. Just over here

Zhang Ye and the others were waiting for the leader to speak.

Hu Fei seemed to be in a good mood and said with a smile: "The news I got this morning is that our column will be on soon. The program at the same time has been decided by the station and will be canceled this Friday, so our column will be on Saturday When the time slot is officially launched, the recording and broadcasting will have to start tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. The recording will have to be finished on Friday at the latest, and it must be done before the broadcast time on Saturday afternoon, so everyone will not be free these days. It’s time to get busy, and I hope we all won’t complain when we need to work overtime, I will work overtime with everyone.”

Xiao Lu chuckled and said: "Look at what you are talking about, Brother Hu, what are we complaining about? We work overtime when we work overtime. We have been idle for too long, and we are still eager to get some work."

Brother Hou also said: "Yes, we will definitely be good at it and give Brother Hu a break."

Hou Di said: "Brother Hu, we can just work overtime. You should take a break. We have taken care of it for you."

Da Fei said: "When you come to us, you trust us, and we also trust you. As long as you say a word, I will have no problem working an extra week."

Hu Fei nodded happily, "Then I'd like to thank everyone first." After saying that, he looked at Zhang Ye, "Actually, the hardest worker should be Teacher Xiao Zhang. I have already formally applied and approved it, and Xiao Zhang has officially assumed the post of our column. The host is responsible for cooperating with the lecturer and guests, and mobilizing the audience. The task is very heavy, and I don’t have a speech script here at all. Once the lecturer is confirmed, what he will talk about is also decided, but the content and sequence of the lecture may not be certain. Only during the recording and broadcasting can we have one-to-one conversations, so the requirements for Xiao Zhang are naturally higher and very difficult." He was not very convinced, after all, Zhang Ye had never been a TV host. "Xiao Zhang, Is it okay if I don’t have a manuscript?”

Everyone also looked at Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye was happy and said, "Boss, if you go to my previous unit and ask, you will definitely know. Even if I go on live broadcasts, I never have a manuscript. I just say what I think. If you give me a manuscript, I will On the contrary, I won’t say it yet, I’ll just act on the spot.”

Hu Fei was relieved and said, "Okay, this is what I've been waiting for."

Xiao Lu said with a smile: "Teacher Zhang takes action, one can stand up to two."

Hou Di said: "Teacher Zhang's working ability is definitely no problem."

Brother Hou asked with concern: "What is the name of our new column?"

Hu Fei said: "It has just been finalized. It is initially called "Joking History". If there is a more suitable one, it can be changed later. This is a small problem. Well, Zhang Ye will be the host and cooperate with the lecturer to let the lecturer put his Knowledge is displayed to the maximum extent, or a historical figure, or a historical event, or a novel. In short, it is the expansion of historical, scientific and educational knowledge. Then we will invite several guests to supplement or analyze and raise questions. It's okay, and it's not impossible to raise objections. I leave the final control of this scale to Teacher Zhang Ye. I believe he can handle it well, but the most fundamental thing is to listen to the lecturer. The guests are only auxiliary. The most important thing is In line with the lecturer's point of view, the ones we invite must all be professors, and they are all authorities among authorities, and there will be no problems with what they say. The questions raised by the guests are at most an interlude, not the main theme."

Zhang Ye nodded, "I understand."

Hu Fei said: "The column time has also been slightly adjusted. From now on, our column will take over the time period from one to two o'clock on Saturday and Sunday. There will be two issues a week, one for one hour. Haha, although this time period is not as good as Prime time last Monday to Sunday, but not bad.”

Brother Hou snapped his fingers and said, "That's great."

"Any more questions?" Hu Fei looked at them.

Zhang Ye asked: "Does our column have ratings indicators? For example, what ratings are considered qualified? How many episodes below what ratings will it be canceled?" Among several colleagues, to put it bluntly, Zhang Ye Ye is a professional. He came from a major and spent some time in the radio media, so he knows a lot. Others, such as Brother Hou, Xiao Lu and others, are not from this industry at all. They are considered general technical workers at most.

"Huh? Is it possible that the program will be canceled?" Xiao Lu said dumbfounded.

Brother Hou said, "No, the station should really value our new column."

Hu Fei smiled bitterly and said: "No matter how important it is, it still depends on the results. And every program station is very important. If you don't like it, you won't let this column be on it. What else can you say?" Teacher Zhang asked It's very good. I didn't want to say it originally, but it doesn't matter if I say it. The minimum ratings set by the literary channel for us, the lowest ratings for the first issue - is 0. If it is really lower than this, maybe The show will be canceled in three weeks."

"One percent?"

"It's a bit difficult."

“The price is not too high, it’s okay.”

Zhang Ye also thought it was okay, not high at all.

Some people have said that the most popular variety shows in the country are considered popular if their ratings exceed 0, and they are relatively popular if they exceed 0. How can they be so simple? In fact, it is different. It is a CCTV or other provincial satellite TV program that covers the whole country via satellite. It cannot be said that it covers 100% of the country, but the signal can cover almost all regions in the country. How many billions of people are there? The Beijing Literature and Art Channel is only a coverage The local stations in Beijing, even if everyone goes to watch them, only have a population of tens of millions, and the audience base is very different, so the ratings are not comparable at all.

For example, on Beijing Satellite TV, if a program has a ratings of 2%, the number of viewers may be in the tens of millions, and it will be considered popular all over the country.

But if it is a local station like the Beijing Literature and Art Channel, if a program has a ratings of 2%, it is estimated that it will only be watched by one million people, or even eight or nine million people. Zhang Ye can only roughly infer that when he first came, he would only watch one million people. Don't know the specific numbers. But what is certain is that the ratings cannot be considered bad, nor can they be considered popular. They can only be said to be barely adequate, neither high nor low.

Too far apart

Therefore, the ratings of satellite channels are not the same concept as those of local channels.

It can really be compared, unless it's like Zhang Ye's Beijing Radio. Even if the signal coverage of a local radio station is not that large, Zhang Ye still made history with "Late Night Ghost Story", surpassing the Central Government in terms of the number of listeners. The number of listeners of the radio station, which covers the whole country, has been suppressed. So only in this way can we say that this program of Beijing Radio surpasses similar programs of Central Radio. The number of people listening and watching is the most objective statistics, and it is a local station. Comparability with satellite stations, but there is no need to look at the listening ratings and ratings, there is no comparability, and the statistical methods are different.

Of course, then again.

Want to compare the viewership of local channels with satellite channels? It's impossible, it's a bit of a fool's errand

If other satellite TV broadcasts a program at will, it will reach hundreds of millions of people, but what about local stations? The maximum number of counterparties is tens of millions.

Nearly ten times worse

How does this compare?

That is to say, a pervert like Zhang Ye has done it before, but it was also a radio system. There were not that many listeners, and the natural base was not that disparate.