I’m Really a Superstar

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How could there be such a person?

How can such a person exist?

This is simply one man blocking the way and no one ten thousand others can open it.

Zhang Ye sat there, and no one else even had a chance to speak. His body, which is neither tall nor big, made many people feel like a big mountain was pressing down on their heads and chests.

There are fifty contestants, and among the other forty-nine contestants, there are also some famous names and masters. No one among them is a coward or a soft persimmon. However, now such a scene has appeared, and someone else has appeared. Talking about the Beijing Couplet Competition, it is a scene that has never appeared in the provincial, municipal, and national competitions. The forty-nine finalists were stunned from beginning to end, and could not get a word in to a single question. All questions were answered by one contestant. And the second line is perfect and perfect.

A genius?

A monster you haven’t seen in a thousand years?

I can't rate him too highly.

It is said that scholars look down upon others, but at this moment, many contestants showed admiration, even some senior contestants who were obviously much older than Zhang Ye, and even some senior contestants who were obviously much more qualified than Zhang Ye. Everyone had to look at Zhang Ye with admiration.

Not convinced?

It’s okay not to be convinced

Zhang Ye's move has scared everyone.

In fact, some people really didn't take Zhang Ye seriously at first. Others said he was cheating. For such a young guy, everyone believed him. No one thought he had any real abilities. But as things turned out, With the development of the song, everyone suddenly realized that it was all bullshit, bullshit, cheating, bullshit, and incompetent. I heard that this person used a song called "When will the first moon of the water tune song come out" to beat the crowd? As expected, he is a worthy scholar despite his great reputation.

Off stage.

Xiao Lu shouted at the top of his lungs: "Teacher Zhang, you are so handsome."

Former assistant Xiaofang competed with her loudly, "One person versus fifty people, Teacher Zhang, you are so awesome"

Sister Zhou also laughed loudly, "Xiao Zhang, look at who among them still accuses you of cheating."

Tian Bin was amazed and said: "What a good connection! Every one of them is a good connection! Zhang Ye still has such ability?" He also encouraged Zhang Ye before, but... but that was just encouragement. This is really amazing. As Tian Bin and his wife had expected, the chirping and fighting games were like marbles, leaving them stunned for a moment.

Hu Fei and Zhao Guozhou didn't say anything. They were still intoxicated by Zhang Ye's previous couplets. They kept chanting in their mouths, holding their foreheads and screaming.

Just Xiao Zhang’s level, Xiao Zhang’s ability

Did he just say that he was giving up on the finals? That he wasn't sure? You didn’t even think about going on stage to participate in the finals? Did someone have to force him to go up there? Many people who had heard Zhang Ye's words before had the urge to scold them. I'm not sure about your sister, I'm not sure about your third uncle and grandma, you're not sure. How many people out there can be sure about this? ?

Some of the audience below also burst into applause.

"Right is good"

“Wonderful, so wonderful”

“It’s so enjoyable. I’ve never heard of such an enjoyable couple.”

"Your uncle, who did your mother say that Zhang Ye cheated? Who said that just now?"

"Yes, isn't this deceptive, isn't this deceiving, isn't this lying with your eyes open?"

"With this level of achievement, you still need to cheat? Was it announced by someone from the Beijing Writers Association before? Damn it, are you stupid or are we stupid?"

"The people from this Writers Association really treat us like fools."

"You cheating sister, I just realized that those people from the Beijing Writers Association are attacking dissidents."

"It's a shame that I just believed that Zhang Ye relied on other people's advice to pass the preliminaries."

online.

The live video message was also filled with excitement at this time

Zhang Ye's fan number 1 popped up. Every time Zhang Ye has something to do, he is the first one to come to support him. He is truly the most die-hard fan among Zhang Ye's die-hard fans. He is completely disrespectful to others and supports Zhang Ye unconditionally. " If you continue to say that Teacher Zhang Ye cheated, I will see who dares to say it again."

The group of people who were clamoring to blackmail Zhang Ye just now stopped saying a word.

Some people even turned from haters to fans, "Brother, there is a misunderstanding, there is a misunderstanding."

Another person said: "Yeah, we just didn't understand the situation and apologized to Teacher Zhang Ye. Teacher Zhang was too fierce. Haha, I became a fan from a passerby."

"It's so cool. Teacher Zhang's pairing of the second couplet is so enjoyable."

"Before, the Beijing Writers Association was blackmailing Teacher Zhang? These bastards"

"I'm really worried about the IQ of those people. Did those people from the Writers Association who wanted to cheat Teacher Zhang not take their medicine in the morning?"

"I bought a watch last year. I supported Mr. Zhang to join the Writers' Association at the beginning, and I helped Mr. Zhang in the Beijing Writers' Association every day. Now it seems that if I don't go, it's a waste of time."

"If that doesn't work, Teacher Zhang will set up his own business. He has to be recognized by the mainstream literary world. So what if you don't recognize it? What if you don't let Teacher Zhang join the Writers Association? Teacher Zhang's talent will also completely torture you until you have no temper at all." No"

"Brothers, let's blow up the official website of the Beijing Writers Association"

“Great idea agreed”

"Agree fl10"

"Agree fl19"

"My broadsword is horny again and again."

"Haha, I see 'Brother Dadao' again. Every time I forget how many times our sailors have fought together, just count how many words 'Brother Dadao' has been used and you will know."

This friend whose ID is Brother Dadao is also a die-hard fan of Zhang Ye, but he is different from Zhang Ye’s fan number 1. Brother Dadao never talks nonsense or talks to others, but when something happens, the first thing he does is He must be the one who takes action and rushes to the front. He is a die-hard man who doesn't talk nonsense but takes action.

As a result, the number of online live broadcasts has skyrocketed.

One hundred thousand

Two hundred and thirty thousand

Three hundred and eighty thousand

The situation suddenly changed

Zhang Ye used his own strength to turn the situation around. Now, cheating has become a big joke. Even a few people from the Beijing Writers Association over there were silent and no one dared to mention it again.

The game is not over yet, it is still going on.

Zhang Ye asked: "Can you ask the friend below to write a couplet?" He still has a little time left to make the lucky bread, and even if it is gone, there is still a lucky bread in his inventory, so he is not worried at all. The point is, Zhang Ye hasn't had enough yet. He's so happy that he can't stop.

hurry up

Hurry up

Zhang Ye kept urging him in his heart

But all the contestants who haven't said the topic yet are smiling bitterly. Do you still want to be right? Do you still think right? Go away, you are not a human being, who has the fighting ability of couplets to play with you?

"I won't ask any more questions," said the next contestant.

The next contestant said helplessly: "I also abstained."

The next player wiped his sweat and said, "I, I might as well forget it."

Zhang Ye has already got thirty points. Even if he doesn't answer any of the remaining questions and allows one of the contestants to answer them all correctly, it is impossible for the other contestant to compete with Zhang Ye for the championship, so the following questions seem a bit meaningless. , of course, the most important thing is that their players don't want to embarrass this person. You have already matched several judges with couplets like Zheng Anbang and Dalei, so what else can you say? Is there any other couplet that can stump you? So don’t waste your efforts, they will also give you Just save some face for yourself

"Abstain."

"I also abstain."

"The future life is terrible, I don't care about it."

All the contestants behind actually gave up without a fight.

The five-minute expiration of the lucky bread ended at this time. Zhang Ye was also quite depressed. He was not satisfied with it, but it didn't matter anymore. The result was good.

The female host was a fan of Zhang Ye. Seeing how powerful Zhang Ye was, her face lit up with joy. She also said that Teacher Zhang was cheating? This method is really low-level, so she said: "Then the competition is over? I declare the winner is..."

Before she could say anything, Da Lei interrupted, "Teacher Zhang Ye, don't you ask a question?"

"Yes, Zhang Ye hasn't published a couplet yet. I really want to hear it." Although the result has been decided, there are still people who are very curious to see what kind of couplet Zhang Ye will write.

"Still out?"

"is this necessary?"

"Whatever, you can just listen."

There are also people who don't care whether they can listen or not.

However, many people in the Beijing Writers Association are not indifferent, especially Dalei and Zheng Anbang. Today they were humiliated and lost so miserably. It was still so cruel and inhumane. After the Mid-Autumn Poetry Festival, their Beijing Writers Association The people were once again tortured by Zhang Ye from top to bottom, inside and out. Of course, they were not convinced. Even if they were convinced, even if they recognized Zhang Ye's skill in pairing, they still had to regain some face.

Dalei and many people think very simply, and are masters of couplets? But that’s not necessarily the case when it comes to making couplets. There is no topic or scope for you. All kinds of logic and possibilities must be taken into consideration. Therefore, real experts understand that making couplets is much more difficult than correcting couplets. Da Lei and some people Still refused to admit defeat, although Zhang Ye could no longer beat him as the champion, if they faced Zhang Ye's opponent, they would have saved a lot of face for their Beijing Writers Association, and they would have defeated Zhang Ye once in this field.

Zhang Ye blinked, "Then I'm out?"

"Please." Dalei expected that he wouldn't be able to play any good pairs, and even if the pairs he played were difficult, there were forty-nine of them. Even if they couldn't answer as fast as Zhang Ye, As long as they are given time, they will definitely be able to answer it. Those present here are all the elites among the elites. How can there be a Shanglian that they cannot match? Every year in the Beijing Couplet Competition, there are basically no failed couplets.

Mr. Qian stared at Zhang Ye.

The second and third judges were also waiting with their eyes wide open with special interest.

At this second, the scene became silent again, attracting everyone's attention.

Zhang Ye smiled and said five words lightly, a seemingly very simple first couplet, "My first couplet is... Yansuo Pondliu."