I’m Really a Superstar

The next day. /p?

Sunday.

At his parents' house, Zhang Ye slept until ten o'clock in the morning.

After he arrived at his parents' house at the competition yesterday, he fell on the bed and fell asleep without saying a few words. He slept for about eleven hours. These days, he is too tired, really too tired, planning, selecting songs, arranging, practicing songs, appearing on shows, live broadcasts, he is like a warrior, never seems to tire of it, during the competition, he stayed up I also had it for two days and two nights. I had a fever of 40 degrees and didn’t fall down! Two months later, the competition was finally over. His tense nerves suddenly relaxed, and the fatigue swept over him uncontrollably, and he fell asleep until now.

The phone is out of battery.

He turned over and plugged in the charger, turning on the phone without getting out of bed.

There were many missed calls and text messages on the phone.

Old colleague Ha Qiqi: Director Zhang, Zhang Zuo, Xiaowang and I were all in the stands. We all saw it when you won the championship. It was great! congratulations!

Yan Tianfei, director of CCTV Channel 14: Mr. Zhang, are you being unjust? Why don’t you reveal any news about such a big matter? Haha, I didn’t get through when I called you, so I sent you a text message to congratulate you. I thought before that you really didn’t do anything after being banned and just kept to yourself. Haha, seeing you like this now, I feel relieved! As expected, your teacher Xiao Zhang is still the teacher I know who gets into trouble every day!

College classmate Yu Yingyi: Old classmate, you are popular! You are the most popular in the entire entertainment industry right now! When to treat guests to dinner? Hurry up and book a date, I can’t wait!

Old colleague Tian Bin: Lao Zhang, you are going to God!

A-list movie star Ning Lan: Do you want your vote to be so big?

Friends and colleagues all came to congratulate me and expressed their surprise!

Zhang Ye was lying on the bed smiling and reading text messages, replying one by one.

This morning, the Internet, newspapers, and news were all about the Joker, Zhang Ye, and the King of Masked Singer. It is true that Zhang Ye is now in an embarrassing position that has been blocked and not stated clearly. News and reports about him There are restrictions, but yesterday's live broadcast had already caused an earth-shattering commotion. No one knew about it, and it was impossible for the media to deliberately avoid reporting Zhang Ye's name!

The Masked Singer ends and the Joker wins!

Incredible! The Masked Singer’s true form as the Clown!

The clown is actually Zhang Ye!

The clown's song "I" shocked the audience!

Zhang Ye once again made an amazing crossover!

a layman,

Sweeping the music scene! ?

The King of Masked Singer will hold a live concert next week, and it is unknown whether Zhang Ye can leave the country!

The reporter called to inquire, but the superior department has not yet spoken!

Zhang Ye is a professional "shit stirrer" in the entertainment industry!

Music circles beware, musicians beware, Zhang Ye is here!

People across the country are still in a state of shock!

Fan Wenli was also revealed yesterday, as was Li Xiaoxian, but their identities had already been guessed by the audience and netizens, so there was no sense of surprise. However, no one could guess the clown's true identity, and Zhang Ye The name itself is a focal point, and unlike Fan Wenli and Li Xiaoxian, Zhang Ye is not a professional singer. A host, a director, a mathematician, a person who speaks Chinese, and now your mother actually won the championship of The Masked Singer, and stepped on a series of professional singers such as Fan Wenli, Li Xiaoxian, Zhao Qiquan, etc. Many people in the industry They all have the urge to vomit blood! This is so unreasonable! Zhang Ye, are you going to break out of the earth?

The topic related to Zhang Ye will always be this big!

This is a complete weirdo in the entertainment industry. No one knows what he will do. From the time he debuted, everything he does can scare everyone!

Look!

This time is no exception!

Outside, the door opened.

My parents came laughing.

Zhang Ye also quickly got out of bed and strolled to the living room, "Dad, Mom, where are you?"

"You just woke up?" Mom said with a smile from ear to ear and put down the plastic bag in her hand, "Your dad and I went shopping for groceries. I will cook you a good meal at noon to celebrate!"

Dad glanced at his wife and said, "Why are you shopping for vegetables? Your mother was just bragging. She went to the vegetable market at eight o'clock in the morning. Along the way, she met neighbors bragging about everyone. Look at what time it is, eleven o'clock. ”

Mom didn’t like hearing it anymore, “What’s wrong with me bragging!”

Dad spread his hands and said, "Okay, okay, I didn't say no."

The mother snorted: "My son is angry, why don't I tell others?"

Dad pursed his lips towards Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Mom, you can say whatever you want, no one will stop you. Let's eat quickly. I'm already hungry. I haven't been thinking seriously these days because I haven't been here."

Mom immediately said: "Wait, wait, it'll be ready soon!" When she was about to enter the kitchen, she suddenly thought of something, "By the way, son, how popular are you? What's your ranking?"

Zhang Ye was stunned, "Oh, you didn't mention it and I forgot about it."

My mother urged: "Hurry up and take a look! You were still the last two A-list celebrities before, but it must be different now! Look at how many people are ahead!"

Zhang Ye nodded: "Okay."

During these days, his popularity has been stagnating, while the stars behind him have been growing and chasing him. For example, Li Yu, who almost regained his fame after his identity was revealed on the King of Masked Singer stage. He was just a hair away from becoming a first-tier star, but because Zhang Ye had not appeared on the scene and had few works, his ranking had dropped to the last one or two of the first-tier stars. The situation was very dangerous. Yesterday's unveiling was a turning point. Finally, he no longer has to worry about his popularity falling to the second tier. He will definitely rise in ranking, but I don't know how much.

I quickly left the hut and turned on the computer.

Zhang Ye entered the official website of star ratings and clicked on it.

The page cannot be opened.

Please try again.

Just two sentences.

Zhang Ye refreshed it again.

The page cannot be opened!

What's going on?

Why can't it be opened?

He immediately posted on Weibo. Netizens and people in the industry were all confused.

“The rating website can’t be opened?”

"Me too, is my internet broken?"

"It's not that the network is broken, it can't be opened since midnight last night."

"ah?"

"impossible."

"This is an official website. This kind of problem has never happened before!"

"Yeah, what's going on?"

"This has never happened before!"

"Why do you need technology? This is the critical moment!"

"I'm still waiting to see Fan Wenli's popularity ranking!"

"I'm waiting to see Zhang Ye! He's almost off the mark!"

Many people in the entertainment industry are also waiting, because the influence of The Masked Singer is so great, dominating the music charts, and the daily popularity growth rate is also amazing. Every star related to this show will be the next day Everyone will check to see if their rankings have changed and how much their popularity has increased. Celebrities who have nothing to do with The Masked Singer and people from their agencies also have to check. They want to see if there are any changes in the rankings of those stars, right? Gotta surpass them!

Popularity is the life of a star!

This popularity rating list is the lifeblood of the entertainment industry!

The funny group is also talking about this.

Ning Lan: "Not out yet? Still can't open it?"

Huo Dongfang: "I don't know, maybe something happened."

Chen Guang made a sweaty expression, "At my dearest request, I have been waiting all night. I can't wait any longer, so I'm going to sleep first."

Xiaodong burst into laughter, "Hahaha, Brother Chen, you are such a model husband!"

AMY: "I'm also waiting for my Xiaoxian's ranking. Come on, come on!"

A male star said: "How come there has been no problem for so many years, and then something happened today?"

noon.

Twelve o'clock.

An official announcement has finally been made!

An announcement that made the entire entertainment industry and ordinary people dumbfounded!

The announcement is as follows:

Announcement regarding the inability to open the celebrity popularity rating website!

Recently, due to the continuous increase in the influence of a certain variety show, it has had a certain impact on the data statistics of the rating list. In addition, the popularity value of a certain artist has changed too much, and the amount of data collected has been too high, instantly exceeding the system statistics. peak, causing the system to temporarily collapse. Now, the technical staff of our department have stepped up repairs. We are deeply sorry for the trouble caused to everyone. We will issue announcements at any time regarding subsequent updates and services to the list.

A certain show?

Isn’t it the King of Masked Singer!

An artist?

Isn’t that Zhang Ye!

As soon as this announcement was made, everyone was stunned!

on Weibo.

"What?"

"Zhang Ye's popularity has changed so much that it has paralyzed the system?"

"Pfft, is it true?"

"Why is Zhang Ye being slapped on the head with all kinds of shit, hahaha!"

"Holy crap, how much did Teacher Zhang's popularity increase? Is the system fucking broken?"

"Not surprising, the clown's unveiling last night happened in a split second, so in that second, the system will transfer all the clown's popularity values ​​​​for more than a month to Zhang Ye. Maybe the value is too high! Phew, Zhang Ye The teacher is really good at crashing a rating website that had been safe for decades!"

"Laughing!"

"Teacher Zhang is mighty!"

"Teacher Zhang is domineering!"

Suddenly, someone posted Zhang Ye's poem from last night's finals!

Fantasy of life.

Especially the last few sentences, no matter how you read them, your blood boils!

Many netizens haven't seen Zhang Ye write poetry for a long time. He is still so domineering and shocking!

I want to sing.

A human song.

Thousands of years later, it will ring in the universe.

Netizens left messages below.

"I really like Zhang Ye!"

"Every one of his poems is awesome!"

"His songs too!"

"The earth can no longer accommodate Zhang Ye!"

"Congratulations to Teacher Zhang, you have rushed out of the universe!"

"The rating website can be paralyzed. I respect Zhang Ye!"

At this moment, the industry was also dumbfounded!

Website down?

It turned out to be Zhang Ye's fault?

How much popularity have you gained this time? Damn it!