I’m Not Your Dad, I’m a Villain

EP.61 EP4. lookalike (1)

autumn.

Contrary to spring, when life is budding, life gradually fades away, so it is the season to prepare for the end of the year while contemplating solitude.

“Come on, everyone~ Did you all follow along without missing a single person?”

At that time, at the Maris Academy where the boss attends, he had come to the mountain area between the C and D districts for field experiential learning.

Basically, it claims to be a campground, but it is also a place that encourages children’s autonomous activities and self-reliance activities.

All the processes are carried out safely and easily, so it is the best place to travel with children.

“Before

As I said, we plan to spend the next three days centered on this campground. Set up the camp with your own hands and cook.

We’ve prepared as many things as possible for you to enjoy, such as making arrangements, enjoying a campfire, and admiring the surrounding scenery. all

Are you looking forward to it?”

“”yes~!””

“Still, if there is anything difficult or difficult, please call the adults right away. In particular, there are heroes who have come to help you today, so you don’t have to feel pressured to ask for help!”

And, of course, leading the children is Faust Panzer, a public health teacher in charge of the first year of Maris Academy.

In fact, it is him who is active here, and the reason I came here was also because I received the flyer he had recruited.

Well, to put it simply, I was hired because I needed a temporary messenger to help me with this camp.

“Now, let me introduce you to a superhero who will help you for today. Please welcome everyone with applause!”

But no matter how much I take care of myself today, isn’t it a bit over the line to put on a show like this in a yard that isn’t even an official hero?

“… A bag of bread?”

“It’s the man with the bread bag.”

In the middle of an open space at the campsite. The children who were squatting and listening to the teacher’s speech began to stare blankly at me following along.

Yes, to summarize what I am now, it was just that.

You don’t know bread bags, but you have to wear a suit even in a production area like this. How should I take this?

“Hey, why is everyone in this mood? ah! Maybe it’s because you don’t know who this guy is?

Then of course I don’t know.

In the first place, I’m not an official hero, let alone a bag of bread, so how will the kids know?

“Then there is nothing I can do. I have no choice but to tell you how amazing this person who came to help you in person is. Now, please introduce yourself!”

“…….”

“Hey, why are you like this? If you are unwell somewhere… … . Whoops!”

He pulled him by the shoulder, turned his back from the children, and whispered quietly in his ear.

“Hey, do I have to come all the way here to put on a show like this that isn’t even funny?”

“Heh heh, then, are you planning to come all the way here and quit? Don’t let the kids down when they’re watching, you bastard.”

“Disappointed and sleeping… … .”

“Oh, this man. No matter how contracted you are, do you work for a day or two? If you are a member of society, you must comply with the contract. Aren’t you in a hurry to pay for the milk powder to feed your daughter?”

The price of milk powder is M bottle.

Why is it that a rich bastard picks up money with money seems so sloppy?

“It’s called an elementary school teacher…”

“It’s okay, man. After all, there would be nothing wrong with you being friendly with the kids in charge. Basically, it’s good to make a clear first impression of something like this.”

Yeah, I didn’t come here just for money.

Taking a deep breath, I undid the tie of the suit I was wearing and started reciting the prepared lines in front of the children.

“Open all year round, I am here today, dreaming of finding a full-time job! Representing all the heads of household, my name is a superhero salaryman who is searching for a job!!”

“Doo-doo~”

Chuimsae continued from the side as soon as he took the pose.

It wasn’t like a drum, either, but it was uttered by the guy himself using his own mouth.

A bread bag and a suit that looks unpretentious in the yard.

“Fufu!”

Yeah, that’s a good way to get ridicule.

“Ahahahahaha! Salaryman!”

“mister! Show me your magic!”

“Can I use a bread bag too!?”

The children start chattering when they see me standing frozen.

Among them were some familiar faces.

Like the Nellah that James entrusted to me.

It’s like the boss who’s watching me tiredly next to Nella like that.

“That’s right, uncle, right?”

“Yeah, this time it’s different from the picnic, they say they’ll be together all the time.”

Unlike Nella, who has a strangely troubled face, the boss who smiles brightly at me.

Whatever the current situation, he seemed to feel satisfied just by being by my side.

yes what

It’s a shame, but if the boss likes it, that’s it.

“Look, what did I say? Do the kids like it?”

But apart from that, this bastard didn’t want to forgive either.

Damn, what’s that guy’s money for?

***

Of course, I couldn’t just say that I came to this camp just to make money.

The pay is high for short-term chores, but the more important reason is that you can use this camping as an excuse to move away from District B.

‘They said they would attack in three days, but you should keep in mind that the attack will be faster than expected.’

After Pandemonia’s massive declaration of war began.

Faust, who visited his home on the pretext of a home visit, came out straight ahead and explained his analysis to the boss.

‘Are you saying you lied about the time of the declaration of war?’

‘Rather than deceiving

Because the group on the other side gathered the guys out of control in the first place. If someone is squeaking and causing an incident, you have no choice but to rush away.

You should also keep that in mind. And as such sudden situations increase, even if not directly, the school is located in district C or district B adjacent to it.

The aftermath will come to Shellstown.’

It was a reasonable guess.

The more vicious villains, the harder it is to suppress their destructive instincts, and the aftermath will fill up to the point where even after the incident is over, the functions of District B and its area will be paralyzed for a while.

And the loss of life and property will also go far beyond those analyzed by analysts who make a lot of noise in the news.

Although there is a warning for a raid, the residents of District B are not going to leave it easily as a lot of investment has been made.

‘Just when I

This time, I was in charge of the field experience at school. The boss naturally moves away from the incident site in the name of attending school events, and has a clear job.

Even this friend who doesn’t exist can stay by the boss’s side without making a fuss… … . Wouldn’t that be a good thing in many ways?’

‘…Get rid of the word white beast.’

‘If you twist, you get a full-time job as soon as possible. Can’t you hear the boss worrying about your future?

Say something like that, give me some money, you bastard with a lot of money.

Of course, if you openly give money in the yard that is not a contractual relationship, the tax office will notice that it is suspicious.

As we each have accumulated some things as members of society, we decided that it would be good to follow his suggestion in that we could naturally avoid risks while earning living expenses.

Yeah, he’s also really loyal to the boss, so he won’t have any plans.

‘Bread, are you really okay?’

As I was trying to organize the story in such a way as to accept the offer, the boss cautiously posed a question to me.

Are you all right, did you feel uncomfortable going under him no matter what?

‘Yeah, it’s fine. Working under him is a bit tricky, but I’m used to being a handyman… … .’

‘I asked Seolhwaran if I didn’t have to go.’

‘…….’

‘…are you really okay?’

The boss who turns over and asks again to the silent me.

However, the reply was delayed, and the answer I was going to give was not much different from what it had been before.

‘it’s okay. It’s been a long time since I’ve already turned my back on that guy.’

I’m not going to pay any attention to the guy’s situation anymore.

She’s already gone, and all the responsibilities that will follow are hers.

so it’s ok

I just need to focus on my work.

***

“Ugh, you can’t stop your hands~”

As I was pondering my feelings of shame, Anatomi approached me and talked to me.

Feeling his popularity, I came to my senses, and with the ax I was holding in my hand, I swung the ax against the firewood placed at the base.

widely!

A piece of wood that splits in half with one swing.

As I prepared to cut the split firewood in half again, Anatomy started looking at me with a sullen expression.

“Looking at you earlier, the ax keeps stopping, so will you be able to prepare all the firewood for the evening barbecue? You seem to have a lot of thoughts, so I think you have some trouble… … .”

“… It’s not like that, so let’s go do something. Shouldn’t the teacher also watch the children pitch their tents?”

“The kids are all smart, so they’ll do well without me. It’s hard to cut wood on your own, so I’ll help you out.”

What is helping.

You damn bastard, you must have come just to make fun of me.

“… Could you please put some firewood?”

Still, as an employer, I can’t help but say that I will help with my work.

As he removed the ax from the base, he grinned and placed the firewood on it.

-widely! widely!

When Anatomy raises the firewood, this side swings the ax and splits the firewood, then splits it in half again to make something suitable for burning.

It was repetitive, but it wasn’t boring.

It’s quite labor intensive to hold and wield an axe, and it was surprisingly pleasant to watch the firewood split.

Unlike splitting people.

“What a beautiful day it is.”

Unlike me, Anatomi sheds sentimental words while looking around.

The gentle gaze of the surroundings seemed to be enjoying the autumn moment.

“Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming… … . On a free day like this, rather than watching children, I want to shoot beautiful mating videos of animals roaming in the forest.”

That’s it.

I was just thinking that you should burn to death in hell.

There is also a campfire planned for the evening. Shall we offer this as a f*cking sacrifice to pray for the organization’s rebuilding?

“Mr Faust.”

He quietly called out to the guy who snorted a dog with a vague face.

I put in my mouth the title and respect as a person who plays a member of society.

“Yes, tell me. Slave man… No, livestock man? Were you a contract man?”

But despite my consideration, he showed no respect at all.

Damn, they’re all synonymous with salaryman, but what if the name you gave me is also confusing?

“I have a question for you in the yard where you are facing this, can you answer it?”

“Ahh, ask me anything. Is there anything that bothers us?”

-widely!

Firewood splitting again.

The guy put on new firewood with a calm expression on his face.

“So, what do you want to ask?”

“It’s not a big deal, I’m just curious as to why you became a teacher.”

“You’re asking a strange question. Why did you ask the teacher why you became a teacher?”

“I think there must be some reason.”

Yes, this guy is a serious human hater.

Of course, a human society overflowing with humans is a place you don’t want to be in even for a moment, but like Seol Hwa-ran, he doesn’t do anything extreme to get revenge.

If there is a possibility, he tries to raise it, but if there is no possibility at all, he does not even try in the first place.

On the one hand, he can be called a pragmatist, why did he disguise himself as a teacher who takes care of children?

“I never intended to become a teacher either.”

There are also folktales, so there’s nothing wrong with being vigilant.

The answer to the question asked for that reason was an unexpected answer.

I thought there would be a clear answer, but interpreting what I said now means that he did not choose this path intentionally.

“After being fired from my previous job, I decided to try again as a veterinarian, which I had dreamed of for a long time. … .”

“understand.”

“Anyway these days

It’s a problem because veterinarians don’t have any affection. There are a lot of people who jump into their jobs just for their money, and if it’s a doctor

I need to know how to take care of the patients I treat with love, but when it comes to psychiatric counseling, I can’t recognize my infinite love…”

“I understand, so stop talking.”

That’s how this kid is.

Suppressing the urge to hit the head with an axe, he smashed the firewood and raised his glasses with a look as if he was timid.

“Even though you answered that question, why are you so stubborn in your attitude?!

“… … Teacher, the kids are watching, so be polite.”

“hahahaha! Courtesy

Not even a dog. I’m your employer, so you have to do what I tell you! All you have to say to me is a little NO and terrifying

There are only many examples (YE~S). Do you understand, you slave boy!?”

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My employer, who is having seizures as if he has touched even a wretched thing, is not good enough to say anything.

I didn’t think it was particularly strange.

He’s a joker in everything he does, but he’s always serious when it comes to his own tastes.

But do I need to hang out with it?

“By the way, sir, do you know this? They say that autumn is the season of general paralysis.”

“What are you talking about out of the blue? It’s not a general paralysis, it’s a paralysis.”

“It’s totally paralyzed.”

At that moment, the ax slid from his hand and flew towards his head.

The season when life fades away, solitude contemplates, and prepares for the end of the year.

It was autumn.