I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Help, save your life, there are cats biting people."

I was anxious to scream, but this black cat slammed into my shoulder and became interested in the person with a halo (pillow) behind me.

I gave up my milk head and started playing with my ears. I also bite it with my little teeth in my mouth. Is this a trial, enough? Don’t have a halo behind my head. I thought that my ears are as big as the Buddha, and I can sacrifice a part to feed the tiger.

"If you want someone to die, you have to be killed, and the squad leader will come out and see."

Although my legs are still free, I swayed my shoulders and slammed the black cat to the ground several times, but it didn't know what the devil was, and persevered, and worked tirelessly on me, as if I had been coveting a piece of mine. Meat, just never found a good chance to mouth.

I thought that I had called so many "life-saving". Even if the squad leader didn't run out to save me, he should also be surrounded by bath towels, and the crisps would help me drive the cat away, but I was miscalculated.

Due to the sound of water in the shower and the advertising music on the TV, my call for help has not become particularly loud, at least I can't let the squad leader hear what I am shouting.

I am afraid that the squad leader will treat those syllables that have become meaningless by noise as my mischief.

"Sit and watch TV, don't try to lie to me."

Separated by frosted glass, the squad leader probably looked at me and made a lot of laughter.

Who wants to lie to you, I am really suffering from a big crisis here.

But shouting for help is indeed a bit too exaggerated. For the squad leader, if she knows that a cat or dog has entered the room, I am afraid that it will be too late to come out of the bathroom and I can't believe my eyes.

The correct way to call the squad leader is to learn to call me.

No, no, the cat's penetrating power is too weak. I still learn to bark, so I can also deter the black cat who is disrespectful to me.

So, the gas sinks Dan Tian, ​​sings high songs:

"The bark is bark,,,."

The black cat looked at me sullenly and couldn't understand why I suddenly changed the species.

Hey, SB, Ye is a person with a halo behind his head. Changing the species is just an entry-level skill. Any cat like you can't understand it.

As a result, the dog barking did not attract the attention of the squad leader. I was very surprised. Is it that the rhythm is wrong? So I changed the beat:

"Wang Wang, Wang, Wang Wang,."

This is more natural, more like a real dog barking, the squad leader is coming out to see you, just now you are not moved by the police dog's program to cry, hurry up to see the fun, although not a real dog, but a cat is enough I am happy for a long time, isn’t it?

However, the squad leader said to me coldly behind the water curtain, surrounded by frosted glass:

"Ye Lin, do you look down on my IQ? You think I can't hear the dog called you."

I am speechless.

All in all, I waited until the squad leader thoroughly cleaned the skin, and when I got dressed out of the bathroom, I was already played by the cat.

This wonderful black cat gave a face, and did not take a bite to my fragile part, but it took me a long time, let me be nervous enough between its lips and teeth.

While wiping the hair with a towel and walking to the squad leader on my side, I saw the black cat at first sight, and then showed a happy expression, and the black cat saw her.

"Cat,."

"Meow,,,."

The black cat saw the squad leader turning his head and running. As he saw the natural enemies, the relationship between humans and animals was really wonderful.

There was limited space in the house, and the only exit was on the window sill. The black cat couldn’t jump out for a while, and the result was caught by the squad’s evil hands.

"Is it slipping through the broken window? It is really a blessing in disguise."

The squad leader had just taken a shower and was happy to hold the cat on the side of his face. The black cat was trapped in the enemy's claws. The expression on his face was both worried and fearful. He looked at me at the foot of the bed.

At this time, I am asking for it. I will go to work as soon as possible. You will give me the squad's puppet, and I will be discussed for a while.

I finally solved the "Sailor Knot". I took a look at the numb limbs. I was going to retaliate against the black cat. At least in front of it, I opened a big mouth and let it feel the fear of being eaten.

However, when I saw the squad leader holding the black cat sitting on the bed and letting down all the majesty on weekdays, all the pressures were rare to reveal the smile inside. I felt that there was no need to care about a cat, and the squad leader was already replacing me. Punish it, isn't it?

"Mimi, are you hungry?" The squad picked a piece of meatloaf from the coffee table for the black cat to eat, the black cat who feared the hunter's aura, and ate the meatloaf like a throatpaste.

By the way, the squad leader seems to be responsible for all the cats called "Mimi", which was influenced by the elders in the past. This is a very convenient way to name them.

"Ye Lin, I used to be a bait, it can attract cats."

The squad leader said to me briskly that it was a ridicule or praise for me.

"I was worried that I couldn't sleep at night. Now I have Mimi to accompany me. I can sleep very well tonight."

Then the black cat completely attracted the attention of the squad leader. I saw her happy, and she was holding the cat and rolling on the carpet.

When I got to sleep, naturally the squad leader and the cat slept on the bed. I could only sleep on the carpet with the air conditioner.

Before going to sleep, Zenny sent a message to the squad leader: "Be careful with Ye Lin."

"Zhuang Ni asked me to be careful of you." The squad leader was lying on the bed, holding a black cat in his arms.

"Sleep, look for Zenny again tomorrow morning." I yawned and closed the bedside lamp.

The carpet is hard, but the real pure men don't care about this, the soft bed is reserved for women and cats.

Unexpectedly, after about 10 minutes, the squad leader suddenly said: "Or, you can go to bed and sleep."

The moonlight coming in through the window, coming from behind the squad leader, brought out her graceful silhouette.

Hey, what the squad leader is thinking, actually asked me to talk to her... with her, the so-called moths and fires, the sheep into the tiger's mouth, refers to this situation.

I sat up on the carpet with amazement and frowned at the squad leader's face, wondering if it was a test or a trap.

However, the squad’s red face shows that her invitation is true.

However, she did not take off her clothes. She planned to lie with her clothes from the beginning, so as not to give me a chance.

The real purpose of the squad leader to let me go to bed was just to hope that I would help her to appease the cat.

Because this cat has exceeded the limit of endurance, and tried every means to escape. The squad leader’s fingers have been bitten two or three times.

Moreover, the squad leader worried that if the kitten was sleeping, he might crush the cat when he turned over, so he placed the cat in the middle of the bed and gently stroked his back with one hand.

At this time, the black cat is already close to the edge of the runaway, struggling to escape. The squad leader is helpless. In order to satisfy his great dream of sleeping with the cat, he has to call me, this humanoid animal pacifier.

"Although you are allowed to go to bed, you can't cross the middle line."

The squad leader told me about the three chapters of the law.

"Follow me with this cat, don't let it run, don't press it, you know."

I have served you. In the elementary school, the "three-eight line" tricks that girls often play at the same table are actually used by you on the double bed, and also created a new era with cats as the boundary.

"You told me to go to bed to sleep." I asked, "You are not afraid of my original form, animalism."

"You know what will happen if you do that." The squad leader calmly pointed out.

It’s not wrong. In short, the mattress is much more comfortable than the carpet. Since the squad leader invites it sincerely, I am embarrassed to spend the night with her on a bed.

I seriously doubt that this cat is a domestic cat. It is too close to people, and the fur is as soft as silk, as if it is a British breed with excellent bloodlines.

With my existence, the black cat can finally resist the power of the hunter's aura, calm down, and make a rhythmic grunt, falling asleep between us.

A man and a woman, wearing clothes and sleeping on the double bed of the hotel, separated by an unidentified cat in the middle, this scene is really rare.

After the black cat became honest, the squad leader rubbed its fur for a long time. Looking at the spirit, the two eyes would have to glow like a cat.

"Is the cat so fun?" I muttered.

"Speak a little, don't wake Mimi." The squad said as he gave me a look.

I did not agree to stick my left hand near the black cat's front legs and went to sleep first.

The squad leader seemed to have been stroking the cat for a long time, and then reluctantly went to sleep.

Although the bed is very soft, I don't have a good rest. It may be because the posture is too fixed.

The sun shone into the room the next morning. I opened my eyes and wanted to go to the toilet first, only to find that my hand was held down.

Hey, the cat is gone. The black cat did not know when in the middle of the night. He escaped from the claws of our two and could not see the whole house. I must have returned from the broken window.

The squad leader, out of inertia, firmly grasped the things under his own hands. He did not know that the cat had escaped. It was my hand. It was so hard to catch it. It was like fearing that I would abandon you.

The bladder rose so badly that I was anxious to go to the toilet. The squad leader didn't wake up because she slept late, so I had to move the other hand over and tried to open the squad leader's hand.

It may be that my movements are a little bigger. The squad leader who is not enough sleep is suddenly awakened by me. Her eyes are as strange as the computer is not fully turned on, and she looks straight ahead, so that she is really stunned.

"What do you want to do." The squad looked at me with vigilance. "What do you do with my hand?"

Your sister, is that you grab my hand, let me go to the bathroom.

After blinking, the squad leader's eyes became much clearer. She suddenly exclaimed: "Mimi, where is my Mimi going?"

That... The black cat ran early, and you don’t have to hold the house overnight and feel that you are the master of the family. People must go back to find the real master.

Also, as a girl, shouting "My Mimi is gone", is it a bit inappropriate, don't look at me, anyway, your Mimi is not my steal.

Finally, I learned that the black cat ran off the squad leader in the middle of the night, and it seemed a bit lost.

The good news is that the electronic door was finally fixed. I ran to the door next door to knock on Zenny's door. I had to take her out and teach me.

I didn't expect the door next door to be unlocked. I opened a door and looked inside. The cleaner was doing the finishing work. Zhuangni didn't know where to go.