I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In the woods, I just kissed Xiaoshen and kissed me, and suddenly I heard a applause from behind.

"Good kiss, good kiss, Ye Lin, hello."

Nima, what is this half-pass, mixed with the asked sentence, this is not Kyle's 2 goods, you ran here to intent to peek at Amy, and I saw my kiss with Xiao Qin, I saw you later. I don't feel good either.

Xiaoqin, who had a fear of men, immediately hid behind me, but kissing me was seen by a third party. She didn't feel too shy. Instead, she had a pride that had just declared sovereignty on her face.

I protect the little celery behind me (in fact, Kyle is the one that should be protected), and did not ask:

"What are you calling, here is your business."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey," Kyle shook his shoulders, and exaggeratedly laughed twice. "Since you are with Ms. Ren's daughter, I don't worry about you competing with me."

Very rare, such a long sentence of Chinese, actually not swearing, there is no obvious missing words, Kyle's Chinese has grown.

But slow, Chinese is right, but why is it the dialect of Henan, I have heard that you have invited four Chinese teachers, one of them is Henan?

Listening to a foreigner's mouthful of Henan, the sense of violation is strong.

Speaking of it, because Amy appointed Xiong Yaoyue to organize the LOL team, I was in the gap of the online store, and used the computer of the study to check the information of the game "League of Legends".

Since there are more heroes than Liangshan, each hero has different characteristics. It is inevitable that I will compare a hero with the people around me to see if the characters in the game and the characters in the real world have What a similar place.

For me, the closest thing to me is that the hero should be the "king of the barbarian". Because the muscles are enough for Sparta, his prototype may refer to the protagonist of "The King of Conan" (non-Japanese primary schoolchildren, This Conan was once played by Schwarzenegger, and he is also a muscle and a big sword.

The squad leader is bound to be a long-range attacking character. Although her volunteering is a criminal police officer, the role of "Pitcheng policewoman" is quite consistent with the use of firearms and identity, but compared with the squad leader, the "Pitcheng policewoman" is too playful. And the clothing is too avant-garde.

I feel that the "Goddess of War" using the boomerang is closer to the temperament of the squad leader. In addition, don't think that I chose the "Goddess of War" only because the chest of the "Goddess of War" is bigger than the "Peicheng Policewoman".

The hero similar to Xiaoqin is not very easy to find, barely looking for a "Dragon Blood Wu Ji", although it meets the fast speed and the elements of the fighting family, the anger is full and can become a magic dragon, but this guy actually has a long tail. Xiaoqin definitely does not have a long tail. I used to take out the little celery and only the bra and underwear. I can testify.

After I started to secretly play LOL with my pet hospital, I am sorry that I am disabled, LOL is simpler than dota, I have occasionally won the ordinary man-machine battle. I feel that Kyle is very similar to LOL. The hero, the explorer EZ.

Except for EZ, which is blonde blue eyes, but linen hair, dark brown eyes, other attributes, such as temperament sunshine, love adventure, even his body mix and match style, and EZ clothing similarity More than 50%.

As long as he wears a pair of goggles on his forehead, he will be considered a cosplay explorer EZ when he walks down the street, but as the most handsome man in the entire League of Legends, this EZ, a mouth dressed by Kyle The mouth of the mouth of Henan, EZ, you went to Henan to find the historical dynasty of the Shang Dynasty, this time and dug out what baby, can you buy the exclusive equipment "better than the heart" in the game store in the future? .

Do not speak, stand still, is the handsome guy of high-end foreign gas, a move, especially when speaking Chinese, it becomes a proper 2B youth, Kyle smiles and looks at me, seems to be waiting for my progress in Chinese Big plus praise.

"You are good at normal." I was so sad that "How can you practice your Chinese, and you can't get Amy's level, and don't always entangle me..."

I swallowed "My Sister" and changed my mind: "Don't always hang on the underage Amy."

"Hey, anyway, you and Ms. Ren's daughter, to this kind of management, you have lost the quality of competing with Amy, you should automatically ... automatically roll the dice."

The first half of the sentence is Henan flavor, and the latter half has become a northeastern flavor. Looking at Kyle’s sunny and innocent face, I know that he did not deliberately swear at me, but instead understood the “rolling scorpion” as “ Exit the synonym.

Not only has it changed from a slang to a dialect, but it is still not a dialect of a place. You don’t have four Chinese teachers. I really wonder what the other two dialects are.

Reminiscent of the mobile phone UC browser, the information home page hangs the news for one month in a row. "Why do American youth collect Chinese dialects." I want to collect what dialects are so great. Kyle has already spoken in dialects. As long as China speaks dialects, it is already qualified to perform small pieces at the Spring Festival Gala. Anyway, I have never heard of the essays in Mandarin.

004 and 005 heard a conversation behind the car, and came to the side with vigilance. Kyle snorted and turned away before the encounter with the bodyguards.

Before leaving, he used his fingers to make the Western Gunner aim at me, and he said:

"If you dare to pursue Amy and pedal two strings, I will report to Ms. Ren, then you will not be able to go away."

Not to mention, the threat of Kyle really makes me a little scared, although I and Amy are only pure brothers and sisters, but Auntie does not know.

I took Xiaoqin out of the woods and asked: "You promised me, don't tell others that Amy is my sister, and you haven't said to any aunt."

Xiaoqin first nodded, and immediately shook her head, and she fainted herself, and finally opened:

"I didn't say it, because if I can't do what Ye Lin has prescribed, I will be fired from my girlfriend's position."

I took Xiao Qin's hand with a little peace of mind and planned to move on. Xiao Qin stood still.

"Ye Lin, I went to the medical online consultation, and my brother and sister who are half-brothers can't get married."

You don't have to tell me this, I never thought about getting married with my sister.

"That... Why don't you say your brother-sister relationship now, is it threatened not to say?"

Xiaoqin never mentions Ai Shuqiao’s name in front of me, nor does it use the reference of “your mother” as if she is afraid of affecting my negative emotions.

Think carefully, Xiaoqin's words are not unreasonable. After I gave up my life to save Amy, Ai Shuqiao's hostility towards me has greatly decreased. I don't seem to care that I often appear at Amy's side. Maybe she thinks, " Brother, who is controlled by the sister, will not cause any harm to Amy.

Pentaxus advised me not to disclose the reasons for the brother-sister relationship for the time being. Amy is too stressed as a star and does not want to impose an extra burden on her. Once I know that I have been abandoned by Ai Shuqiao for so many years, Amy may create new with her mother. The contradiction and subsequent development are unpredictable.

But it’s not a long time to take advantage of Amy. She kissed me this brother, who knows what would be outrageous in the future. Maybe I should be arrogant and find a suitable opportunity to show up with Amy.

After making the above decision, I told Xiaoqin what I thought. Xiaoqin turned his worries into joy, and walked hand in hand with me.

"How did you find me coming to the studio?" I asked casually.

Xiaoqin naughty and licked his nose. "There is the smell of Ye Lin in the air. I smell it."

Do you think you are a truffle hound, and I am not a fungus truffle, I am a human being, Amy downgraded me into a dividing line between humans and animals, you are good, directly turning me into a relative of fungus.

I was willing to go to the studio to watch Amy’s performance, but I was afraid of any of my aunts. I decided to go through the film and television city and go to the small clinic to see Wu Sheng according to the original plan. In my extracurricular reading, I was hurt. The millionaire who is suffering from eye disease is because he has seen a person who looks a lot like himself. The illness has improved. The life-saving life is better than the seven-level floating squad. I went to see if Wu Sheng had no loss.

I heard that someone who looks a lot like me has a cold and is dripping. Xiao Qin is surprised:

"Is there a person who looks like Ye Lin, then... there must be a girl like me."

Like you, do you mean the appearance? It is possible to look at the appearance alone. You are a martial arts genius who is not a world. If you are like your own, it is too unscientific.

"A girl who looks like me will definitely fall in love with someone who looks like Ye Lin. I hope they can be happy together."

"What is your thinking? Why do people who look like us must be together?"

"This, this is a matter of course, and not only in this world, not only in this universe, but in thousands of parallel universes, Ye Lin and I have to live happily together."

It must be a girl cartoon you see, and there is a dog blood bridge that crosses between parallel universes. In today’s world of diversity, don’t force other parallel universes, you have no personality. Just develop, give them freedom, you must at least allow you to be in a parallel universe, have not met me, have not fallen in love with me.

"No, no, like that, is Ye Lin in the universe not too pitiful?"

I am not at all pitiful. I will not be bullied for so many years. I will not become the face of this deceitful person. I will always have aunts to give me sugar to eat. I am in the parallel universe. Maybe you will feel very happy.

Because I heard that Wu Sheng looks like me, Xiao Qin wants to see Wu Sheng while he is afraid of men, so I came to the small clinic behind the film city with Xiao Qin.

After entering the single-person ward under the director of Ca Sheng, all the things I saw were white, white walls, white sheets, white sick clothes, wearing sick clothes, being dripping, silent Sitting on Wu Sheng, turned to look at me.

No, it is not described in the ordinary novels. Similar people see each other and have a feeling of looking in the mirror.

I only think that Wu Sheng is more like a few shots in his body. He has a knife in his heart, and then he was punished in **** for a hundred years. He was tortured and numb, and he came back to life and loved me.