I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In the afternoon class, the class composition of yesterday was sent down.

The essay title is "My Father/Mother", and now the teacher is also advancing with the times, considering the existence of single-parent families like me.

Although Ai Shuqiao’s story may be more tortuous and bizarre, it’s a Sino-US cooperative blockbuster. Commercial warfare and housework, murder and color are all in one, and it’s definitely super-attractive on the street tabloids, but I can’t Write her.

So, when I started, I wrote:

"My father, Ye Yuanfeng, is a noble person, who has left the low-level taste..."

It is not allowed to talk about the low-level fun of the adult products store. We are trying to help the lonely men and women to vent their pressure and reduce sexual crimes. The harmony of the Republic is half of the police, and half of us. We don’t care that the state has to subsidize it. It is.

But the parents of other students must have normal work, even if it is selling cool skin feels better than Dad's work scenery (I did not look down on the meaning of selling cool skin, the third grade has a student parents are selling cool skin, he is with his parents every summer Go to Maldives for a holiday).

Do I have to write, Dad is in good faith, never shoddy, like what to replace the Japanese A`V rod imported motor into a domestic one, never done, even as a gift of the lubricant, Condoms, there are no fake products, or futures.

Write a super shame, in the second (3) class, probably only Xiaoqin and Cao Gonggong know what my family is selling, and others have heard that my home is open shop.

And if the old man Zhang, who is always in my opinion, knows that he will definitely despise me more, I have been scorned because of the ugly words.

So I decided to play freely. What I am best at is to play freely in the composition.

I wrote a pen:

"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou-10. He designed the Shenzhou-10 spacecraft, not only with laser cannons, but also with magnetic monopole guns, proton acceleration guns, atomic retarders, neutrinos, and quarks. Spiral cannon, the goddess of the Twilight goddess, and the Vientiane Heavenly Cannons

"The US government frightened the courage and immediately sent female secret agents to sneak into China, trying to seduce my dad to steal secret technology. My dad was so high-spirited that she was separated from the low-level interest and refused her. She was praised by the leaders and colleagues... ..."

"My dad has protected our country with one person, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang. Now neighbors say that my father is General Ye..."

"So the young master is the son of the general. If my composition does not hit the high score, I might say the same thing as Li Tianyi..."

"In short, my dad is great, the number of words is enough, and that's it..."

I remember, yesterday's essay, I was really a mess, but it was because I accidentally gave the bikini thongs to the squad leader, which greatly reduced the degree of goodwill, so I vented it in the composition, my composition will What kind of comment is obtained.

Picking up the manuscript paper to take a closer look, Zhang Laotou drew a big × at the end of the article, and commented:

"Nonsense, lies and stories."

"First of all, the chief designer of Shenzhou 10 is Zhang Bonan, who has no relationship with you, or whether he is your relative."

"And Li Shuangjiang is not a general. There is no civilian general in China. You should not listen to misinformation in society."

“Finally, the “forgiveness of the goddess of the dawn” was a low-level mistake made by the translators of the early Saint Seiya. The correct translation of ‘AuroraExecution’ should be “Aurora Execution”. It is this end when it is not good to learn.

The old man in the trough is up against you, and the less than 400-word essay has corrected so many mistakes. The front ones are all over. How do you know the stalk of the Saints, is it your child’s child asking? Have you ever had a problem with this, and you are a language teacher, why do you correct my English mistakes, or can you correct my English mistakes as long as you are an individual?

I don't know if I am a big man in the essay. Is it just me? Anyway, Zhang Laotou asks everyone to bring the essay back to the parents to sign, so that parents can see what their children are like.

Fortunately, I didn’t write that my dad is an invincible superman from the comet. Although the chief designer who said that the father is the Shenzhou 10 is too much, but for the father who is confused in the weekday, he lied to him. It should be easier to sign a word.

I saw Xiao Qin, who was next to the table, frowning, so she glanced at her manuscript paper.

The manuscript paper is written with:

"My dad is a very famous movie actor..."

Hey, Xiaoqin’s father is a movie actor. He never knew it before, but he did hear that Auntie was only on the road to martial arts guidance after getting married.

Isn't it different from me, even if the parents are divorced, is the relationship between Xiao Qin and his father better? Generally speaking, this composition should not be written by the mother who has been living with her.

The following line reads:

"My mother is an internationally renowned cartoonist with a pen name called Cress."

Nima was not written in his own right, but it was written from the perspective of the future child.

Although I am not confident that I will become a famous movie actor, but in any case, I am more hopeful than being a cartoonist. It seems that I have to work hard or else a family of three will be hungry.

“My father and mother are very loving. Whether they are watching TV on the sofa, cooking in the kitchen, or watching the scenery on the balcony, they often can’t help but hug together, then I am rushed to the study to study. I don't know what they did later..."

Is it the image after I got married, is it estrus 24 hours a day?

"Because I was rushed to the study room to study at a particularly high frequency, I accidentally read a lot of books and graduated from college at the age of 13..."

Is it because the parents are too **** to make out of the child prodigy? There is such a child who does not know whether to be proud or awkward.

"In addition to using cartoons to make readers feel uncomfortable, my mother's biggest hobby is to take my hand and go to the police station to find a **** and long sister, let me call her aunt, and always ask her." When did you plan to marry the squad leader, '"

Deliberately appearing in front of the squad leader, through the mouth of the imaginary child, accidentally said his true thoughts.

"In addition, my father pushed her mother down at the dinner table yesterday. I had to eat half of the meal and went to study in the study room, and I might have to add a younger brother or sister..."

Asshole, how do you say that your child has a bad influence on your child's growth? Isn't it enough to have one, and you have to give birth to two? You will be punished by the family planning committee. You really thought that my father was a general. what.

Ah, ah, ah, now that the milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder to work. I used to have a dog so hard, and I don’t even mention raising a child.

Wait, why is it influenced by an essay by Xiao Qin, even she has to worry about how to go home and let her sign.

Zhang Laotou’s red pen commentary is even more eye-catching:

"This is a disease, it is cured."

I wiped the old man, you know what you are, although you don’t know who the title of “Cresser” is, but the eyes are sharply seen that Xiaoqin is sick. I also agree to send Xiaoqin into abnormal human research. The center is going to cure the disease. At that time, the squad leader and I will see her on the holidays.

"Oh." Xiaoqin sighed. "It seems that I have to put this composition into the time machine in the drawer. I hope that my future mother will sign me..."

Sometimes you have a light machine in your drawer. If you have a light machine, please come back to the past and tell yourself that you should not bully me when you are young. In that case, I don’t have to be such a fierce face, I will give you this childhood. Staying in the first line is my wife's hope.

Until the school was over, Xiao Qin was downcast. I don’t know how my mother would criticize herself after reading this essay that needs to be signed.

It is easier for my essay to get the signature of my father, but our father and son have to move the place, one is to call the father to go home, and the other is to go to the dad's hotel.

After thinking about it, I felt that I should go to Dad's hotel, and I wouldn't inform him beforehand, and I would give him a surprise. Secondly, I would also check it out to see if he was not around me, and he was not drinking arbitrarily.

When I went home to sort out the things I wanted to bring, I accidentally discovered the black sunglasses that Amy gave me last time.

According to the analysis of Captain Guo Songtao, the main cause of my scary appearance is between the eyebrows. I frown and become a habit, as if I am angry at any time, and my eyes always clear the words "to commit my death". Engraved inside.

So, if I use sunglasses to cover my eyes, maybe I can make people mistakenly think that I am a good person.

Anyway, there is nothing too important today, just wear sunglasses and go out and try out the effect.

When I was wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag on the corner of the street to prepare for a taxi, a grandfather walked over with trepidation.

"Young man, how come Putai South Street wow."

Yes... Someone asked me for directions, a big man with white hair and weak body, actually did not hide from me, but asked me for directions.

Ever since I became the current appearance, no one has ever asked me the way.

The only time, because the sky is too dark, a certain elementary school student asked me how to go to the base network bar at the station. After seeing my face, I asked for mercy.

At least two years, no one asked me for a road in two years.

Such a me, one day, I can even enjoy the treatment of being asked for directions. God is there. I am so excited. I am so sad, I am so embarrassed, I burst into tears.

The old man saw two lines of tears flowing from under my sunglasses, almost scared him back to the old age, and then jumped out of the three feet.

Since then, a love story about Putai South Street has been circulated in Dongshan City. The content of the story is varied, only the end is exactly the same: when the youth once again heard the "Pu Tai Nan Street" from the mouth of the road After the words, the tears of sadness flowed out...

Sad your sister, Pudong South Street is only the Love Pet Hospital, Shangdao Cafe, and Home Inn.

I am sad and tearful. Is it because I didn’t take advantage of the squad leader’s feelings for me to take her to the house?

That way, you can be forgiven without tears. The price of doing it is to shoot in the eyebrows, and then shed tears from the body.