I’m Not a Badass

"Yes." Sitting on the right was a fashionably dressed young woman with fair skin and beauty. She tapped the table with her long nails dyed bright red, and said with an unhappy face: "Yan Xiayue, I advise you. You’d better not draw too early a conclusion, otherwise you’ll be slapped in the face.”

"Why, can you two make a comeback?" Yan Xiayue snorted coldly, looking at the beautiful woman on her left who was wearing a pure black round hat and whose every move was full of elegance, and her eyes swept over the other person's hand. He sneered at the remaining cards in his hand and said: "Tao Moyu, you still have seventeen cards, can you beat me? Can you kill me instantly? If you can beat me, I will eat this table right on the spot!" "

"That's what you said." The corners of Tao Moyu's lips were slightly raised. First, he threw out a king bomb to calm the scene. Then he flipped out the remaining cards in an understatement. He gracefully raised his legs and slowly said two words. :"airplane."

Yan Xiayue was dumbfounded. She stood up suddenly and looked at the cards on the table in disbelief. She checked the cards several times and found that the other party was not cheating and had really taken her away. Then she sat back on the chair dejectedly. .

The fashionable woman next to her burst out laughing and gloated: "Yan Xiayue, we agreed to eat at the table, don't tell me that you want to go back on your word, hurry up!"

"Just eat, I'm afraid, isn't it just a table!" Yan Xiayue secretly said something bad, and slowly opened her mouth. An incredible scene appeared. Her mouth actually grew bigger and bigger. Each tooth became as sharp as a shark, and finally the mouth opened to an extremely exaggerated degree, and the table and the playing cards on it were swallowed in all at once!

Click.

Her teeth were grinding slightly like gears, and the frightening sound of the table breaking sounded from Yan Xiayue's mouth. As her teeth continued to bite, she swallowed the last time, and the table and playing cards were completely eaten by her. Afterwards, He even pulled out a tissue in a serious manner, wiped the corners of his mouth gently, and burped.

If anyone else saw this horrific scene, they might be frightened and faint. However, Tao Moyu and the fashionable woman who witnessed the whole process had normal expressions. The fashionable woman also complained: "Hey, you can eat the table, just eat the table." What's the point of eating poker cards too? It's fine now, we don't have to play anymore."

Tao Moyu also frowned slightly.

"I was not careful, sorry." Yan Xiayue laughed insincerely and said, "I remember this family also put a pool table in the basement. How about we go play pool?"

"Have you had enough?" A voice suddenly sounded from behind.

Yan Xiayue couldn't help but shudder. Her neck was stiff and she slowly turned her head to look. A muscular woman with a tall body and a height of nearly 1.9 meters couldn't help but smile unnaturally: "Boss, when will you Coming back?"

"Just when you said playing billiards." The burly woman said expressionlessly.

"Boss, please listen to my explanation." Yan Xiayue showed a smile that was uglier than crying. Just as she was racking her brains to think about her words, the fashionable woman next to her spoke up: "Boss, do you have something serious to do? Done?"

The leader looked away, looked at the other two people, nodded and said: "Xun Yue is right, the rest time is over."

Yan Xiayue suddenly became excited and complained: "Boss, we have been sent here for several days this time, but we have been kept here waiting for orders, while you, boss, go out to collect intelligence every day. We I’m almost bored to death, and I finally have something to do.”

The others were too lazy to pay attention to her. Tao Moyu stared at the leader and asked, "Boss, have you found out the target person?"

The leader nodded slightly and said calmly: "Everyone who participated in the annihilation of our base that day has already investigated almost everything. But this is not the point. Revenge against Daxia is only secondary. Don't forget the real purpose of our coming here. It is to launch the second phase of the plan to detonate all the 'bombs' that were originally planted. Due to the last accident, Daxia's side is already a step slower than other places, and Serlin's side is even about to start. It’s the final stage and we are so far behind!”

Hearing this, the other three people also put away their playful smiles and turned slightly serious.

The leader nodded with satisfaction and continued: "You must know that there is also competition among the five envoys. The Yun Envoy who manages us is responsible for the area where Daxia is located, but due to the slow progress of Daxia, Yun Envoy They are also dissatisfied with us. When Xia Cheng's base was exposed, it was an accident, and even Snake Lady, who was in charge of the base, died, but this time we must do it beautifully, and don't let me see who was holding back. Do you understand?"

"Yes!" The other three people responded in unison.

Immediately afterwards, Tao Moyu asked again: "But boss, all those Daxia warriors are hiding in the first martial arts school. There is no way for us to penetrate into the martial arts school. As long as we step into the school gate, we will be noticed immediately. Take revenge." How should the action be carried out?”

The leader showed a playful smile and said: "I have received information that a large-scale public sparring battle will be held at the First Martial Arts School this afternoon. The two sides of the battle are students from Daxia and Serlin. At that time, not only will there be During the live broadcast, many ordinary people will come in to watch the game, do you know what this means?"

The three of them looked at each other, and Yan Xiayue scratched her head and wondered: "What does it mean? Even if Daxia holds a competition, as long as the venue is inside the martial arts school, we people still can't get in!"

"Idiot!" The leader punched Yan Xiayue on the head. Seeing the latter holding his head and screaming, he said coldly: "Although a few of us can't get in, those ordinary people can get in, and that's enough. Come on! Don’t forget that Messenger Yun sent us here this time, but he brought us a lot of good things!"

Hearing this, Tao Moyu thought about it for a moment and seemed to think of something. His eyes lit up: "Boss, do you plan to use Z-0139?"

The leader glanced at Tao Moyu approvingly and sneered: "Yes, Z-0139 is a perfect work. We can't get in, but those ordinary people can help us bring some dangers in. There were still other things in that sparring battle. Serlin's exchange students, I heard that Serlin's princess Mu Lengyue is also among them. With the power of Z-0139, maybe we can kill some talented students from Daxia or Serlin, so this revenge is It succeeded. It would be better if it could cause conflicts between the two countries. After all, something happened to Serlin's students at the safest No. 1 martial arts school in Daxia. If this kind of news spreads, no matter how you look at it, it will be a big deal. It’s Xia’s responsibility.”

The other three people also laughed sinisterly. The leader snapped his fingers, and soon a servant-like person came in at the door. She gave the other party a few instructions, and the smile on her face became even stronger. .