I’m an Olympic Superstar

Xiao Nana's voicing made Xiao Ran unable to refute.

81 layers of microdermabrasion?

Will you speak!

There are so many layers of microdermabrasion, then it must not be abraded?

Ah, this is the glamorous effect that comes with the phone. Blame me?

However, Xiao Nana, who came to the aunt, did not dare to mess with it, and silently sent a few periods ...

After less than a minute, the phone rang again.

Xiao Ran glanced, there was actually Xiao Nana's reply.

"Why do you add a period every time you want to be pretentious?" Symbol! I just want to ask you, if you send a shabi, do you want to write it as 'silly beep.' "

Xiao Ran: "..."

That makes sense ...

I was speechless.

At this time, Xiao Nana replied another.

"Your name is really low! You said that your WeChat nickname actually uses your own name. I think only my parents would do this kind of thing!"

Okay, this even confuses his name.

Xiao Ran really wanted to reply to her: still not the earliest nickname

He is now looking at his name. What he is doing now is wrong in Xiao Nana's eyes, and he might as well be pretending not to see it.

No one talked to her, she couldn't talk to herself.

But is this really the case?

Well, reality tells Xiao Ran that things often don't develop in the direction you want.

In less than a minute, Xiao Ran's phone rang again!

This time it's still Xiao Nana, but it's just a little different. This time she changed her photo ...

The photo of Xiao Nana's vomit is Xiao Ran's hand showing off her twenty medals and showing off her scissors after the Olympic Games.

In Xiao Ran's view, there is nothing to confuse in this picture, but the idea of ​​the post-90s and post-00s wonders is here.

Xiao Nana replied, "Take pictures of scissors for ten thousand years, you're all right! The confident uncle in the front row, can you please put your proud Jiao thumb down!"

Xiao Ran: "..."

Say your sister!

I offended you by taking pictures!

Why bother changing pictures?

You ca n’t bully people like that!

Also, when did I become your uncle and my grades were all right?

The most abhorrent thing is that your thumb is proud of it! Humph!

Xiao Ran was going crazy, and finally went to the WeChat circle of friends to start revenge!

Revenge Xiao Nana, this is not a good choice.

So Xiao Ran set his goals on others.

As it happens, today Mo Yuning also sent a selfie, Xiao Ran quickly commented: "The 45-degree angle selfie of the 81-level microdermabrasion! In the words of Uncle Guo, you will die!"

"Bell Bell Bell ..."

Xiao Ran's cell phone suddenly rang.

The phone's caller ID says: Mo Yuning! Three big characters.

Next, Mo Yuning sneered: "Xiao Ran, you have the ability to say what you just said in your circle of friends!"

Well, not only Xiao Nana can't mess with it, Mo Yuning can't mess with it ...

It ’s easy to say that Mo Yuning laughed at him, and for this reason he also told her about his own affairs just now, which caused a laugh.

Mo Yuning and Xiao Nana couldn't mess with it, Xiao Ran set his sights on Feng Ping again.

Yesterday, Feng Ping posted a photo of "theshow" on the New York State New Song Chart, followed by a selfie of her own.

Not to mention, the scissors hands are really special.

Feng Ping laughed and talked to the flower in the photo, and lowered a group of people to comment, either that she was beautiful or congratulations, all in all she was holding her.

Xiao Ran laughed, but she wrote a song for Feng Ping to make her depressed, and she wouldn't retaliate.

Thinking, he immediately typed: "Take pictures of scissors for ten thousand years, you can't be too soiled! The aunt in the front row, please take your proud thumbs away!"

This time, Feng Ping did not call or comment in the comment, but just sent a series of periods.

Xiao Ran's eyes brightened and he typed quickly: "Why do you add a period every time you want to be pretentious after the 90s? This is the same as the old teachers after the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s knock on the blackboard and emphasize that the students are all in second grade , Remember to add punctuation at the end of the writing! I just want to ask you, if you send a shabi, do you want to write it as 'stupid beep.' "

Does this passage sound familiar?

That's right, Xiao Ran directly copied Xiao Nana's original words! No word changed.

After commenting, Feng Ping had no movement at all.

Xiao Ran immediately relaxed.

That ’s right, you ca n’t be bullied by yourself alone, anyway, it ’s also a man. What ’s wrong with being bullied by a woman?

Must retaliate back!

Well, Xiao Ran is already stunned, Xiao Nana can't afford it, Mo Yuning can't afford it anymore, and now she is Feng Ping.

After half an hour.

The door sounded the key to open the door.

After a second.

"Xiao Ran! Who do you say is the aunt! Whose thumb do you say is proud! You say it is pretentious! Who is stupid!"

The voice at the door was almost a roar of lions from Hedong.

Xiao Ran shrank his head and quickly covered his ears.

Yes, the person at the door is Feng Ping.

Well, this time no one said anything in the comments, and no one called, and Feng Ping ran straight to him.

Xiao Ran was purely self-destructive, thinking that his behavior, if he was a villain, would not live for two episodes and three chapters in the novel ...

If the protagonist of the novel, the protagonist will die in the novel the next day, and the wording of the entire book is not impossible.

Xiao Ran smiled awkwardly: "Oh ... haha, don't get excited, have something to say ..."

The act of death caused Feng Ping to explode. When she left, Xiao Ran had a small silver tooth purple mark on her neck. It was not light at the first sight ...

"Well, am I trying to die?"

Watching Feng Ping leave, Xiao Ran couldn't help but sighed deeply and wrote in the mobile phone: "We are a stone, why do people step on me to worship you?" Buddha said: "Because You have only been stabbed, and I have gone through thousands of stabs and hammers. "The steps were silent. Indeed, life is the same. Life can be valuable if it can withstand grinding, withstand loneliness, bear responsibility, and shoulder a mission! "

"Ding ~"

It's another ringtone, pick up the phone and look at it again, Xiao Nana ...

"My friend is a cutting board ~ www.novelmtl.com ~ You don't give a word?"

Xiao Ran: "..."

Then commented: "..."

"Putting chicken soup in the middle of the night is like poisoning! Hurry up with‘ Wake Up and Delete ’so it ’s like serious fart!”

mmp!

You just poisoned!

You just fart!

After the old paper is making friends, the old paper is a dog!

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