I’m Actually a Bigshot

Chapter 100: watch the battle

    The team of Ghost Town No. 666 temporarily stayed at the "rest station". They never thought about getting farther and farther from the team that came, but they never thought about meeting that team.

    After all, although the two teams are on the same street now, Ghost Town No. 666 has changed into aboriginal clothes in the store, while the other team is outside the store, maybe it is just with them after all pass by.

    However, under Qiao Lu's repeated exploration, the team got closer and closer, and went straight to the "rest station".

    "There are so many stores, why did you come here?" In the morning, everyone in Ghost Town No. 666 seemed extremely busy. Because the shop owner didn't know where to go early in the morning, he handed over the most troublesome job of sorting letters to Su Qingxing and the others.

    Someone has already delivered the scattered letters, and Su Qingxing's task is to classify the letters one by one through the map given by the boss, and then send them to the postman in charge of each block.

    Newspapers and letters seem to be the most important work of this "rest station".

    However, since there is the word "rest", naturally they will not refuse travelers who come to stay and rest. So when the other contestants dressed in clothes that were far different from those of the aborigines entered the rest station, Su Qingxing and others continued to work calmly, only Chubai stepped forward to greet them.

    Su Qingxing and the others are now wearing the clothes prepared by the store owner and the clothes worn by the people who worked in the store before. They look like stage costumes, and they also flash under the lights like candy wrappers. light up.

    The upper body is white short sleeves, and the neckline and the slightly wide cuffs have silver blue glitter, which looks good. In addition, the uniform also includes a silver-blue overalls with a large bow of the same color tied around the neck, which is indeed a bit strange to ordinary people.

    The contestants of No. 666 all wore such uniforms, but the appearance of each person was slightly different. For example, on the top of Su Qingxing's head, there is a beret of the same color as the overalls, which has a young and energetic feeling.

    Mu Rong tied the bow on her neck directly behind her head, and fluttered with her long hair, another kind of handsome and neat.

    Qin Guan gave up the design of the bow directly, tore it into a long silk and wrapped it around his hands, smoking a cigarette with a face full of vicissitudes. In Mu Rong's words, she didn't feel the power of youth at all.

    Compared with Qin Guan, Tong Yan, who has been the captain of the college basketball team for decades, looks more sunny, but he wears a large uniform and Su Qingxing wears a small one.

    Chubai's uniform was also well-dressed, but he took off his bow tie and stubbornly wore his white coat, which looked very strange, making people wonder what he was doing What.

     

    Su Qingxing, who was sorting letters, looked there and saw the man in suit and glasses at the front of the line at first sight, with a Western face and light blonde hair that could not be expressed in the newspapers And gray eyes, it looks extraordinary, but it is one of the two cannibal murderers in the newspaper!

    Su Qingxing remembered the girl in the tutu skirt she had seen in the video, she had obviously fallen into madness because the hunger could not be eliminated. But the man in the suit and glasses in front of him smiled slightly, and he didn't seem to have any discomfort at all.

    Behind the man in the suit and glasses, there was a... big white bear in a suit and vest. All in all, it is a guy who looks like a monster from the underworld, and his identity should be the leader of this team, that is, the guide to the underworld of the ghost town to which he belongs.

    I don't know why, this guide to the underworld has been following behind the man in the suit and glasses, even if he is much taller than the cannibal murderer, but his aura is far inferior, he looks very Simple, honest and docile, like a two-meter-tall white bear doll bought in a store, wearing a dark gray suit and vest.

    Su Qingxing just felt that the leader of this team should not be the big white bear in clothes, but the well-dressed cannibal murderer.

      near the empty table.

    Maybe it was because they participated in the ghost town convention together, so even if the ghosts were divided into East and West, the language spoken at this moment was no different to Su Qingxing.

    "Eat?" Chubai hasn't forgotten that the role he plays is an aboriginal who doesn't understand what "eating" is, so his face quickly shows a puzzled expression, "The words of the guests are What's the meaning?"

    "Are you aboriginals all fools, you can serve food just by prying on the corner of the wall, but no one knows what to eat wherever you go?" A man behind him punched the table , "Your mouth is white?"

    "The mouth is naturally not white." Chubai's characteristic has always been that the enemy is strong and I am quiet, so the more arrogant the other party's tone, the more calm and relaxed Chubai's tone. Relying on this, Pizza turned around and left.

    "The mouth is always used to speak, and it is best to speak calmly, so that the gods will bless everyone with good health and happiness." Chubai himself does not actually believe in gods, but he said similar things But it was one set after another, and even smiled at the brawny man who just said the aborigines were fools, "Be calm, don't be impatient, so that when you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb. "

    "You..." The strong man was about to punch him when he was stopped.

    "God?" The person on the other side smiled sarcastically, "I just said why the ghost town meeting in the underworld should let people from the heaven participate, and now even a map character is talking with his mouth closed. God, are you trying to influence us with your mouth?"

    For Chubai's nonsense, those strong men looked a little angry, but the other side's guide and the man in the suit and glasses looked very calm, the big white bear guide just watched Looking at Chubai, he turned his head and asked the man in glasses beside him, "Do you want to eat?"

    However, the man in the suit and glasses just shook his head, took out a handkerchief from his suit pocket and wiped his lips lightly, explaining, "I used to think that the meat of believers should be extremely delicious, But in the end, I found it was dry and tasteless. Even if I added a layer of spice, it couldn’t cover the sour smell. So since I know it’s not delicious, I don’t need to eat it.”

    "The believers here should be sweet, right?" When the big white bear was talking, he didn't seem to regard the first white in front of him as a "person", but a person who could be sweet and salty. Described the human-shaped dessert, "Taut, you have been enduring the hunger just now, and no one has eaten along the way. No matter how strong your self-control is, it is difficult to endure it, right?"

    "I'm different from others." Spectacled man Ford Tout, also known as Tate in Tong Yan's mouth, didn't turn around to look at the big white bear at all, and looked around proudly, "Others I can't help it, but I will definitely be able to hold it back, otherwise... in the words of the east side, it's just... the crowd?"

    "You just like to be strong." The big white bear is not only weak at the moment, but also a little wronged. He spreads his fluffy forelimbs and directly takes the extremely arrogant Taote bear standing there. Hug, "If you can't stand it, why don't you hide in Grandpa Bear's arms and cry?"

    “…”

    "Master Xiong, can you not be so embarrassed?" Others in the team were very opinionated, "If people from other ghost towns see you like this, our ghost town will be really embarrassed. died!"

    "Grandpa Bear, I'm so cute, where is the shame? Don't forget who picked you up from the trial world." "Grandpa can feel your loneliness. The lonelier people are, the more Grandpa Xiong likes them. The more lonely people are, the more Grandpa Xiong wants to hold them in his arms."

    "No wonder people say that you are a teddy bear." The team member next to him muttered, "Besides hugging all day, can you do anything else? For example, recruit a builder , or go to other ghost towns to buy some weapons or something?"

    "LOVEANDPEACE!" When Mr. Xiong said this, he still hugged Taote, but when the words came to Su Qingxing's ears, they were still in Western language. This may be because "love and Everyone knows the slogan "Peace", right?

    "What a shame." Taut pushed Lord Bear aside, seemingly understated, but his strength seemed to be stronger than that of the bear.

    After getting rid of Mr. Xiong, Taut pushed on his glasses and took the lead to sit down at the empty table, ignoring all the people around Ghost Town 666 in blue and white uniforms, talking to himself Said: "I said before, I felt that there was always a force trying to probe our team, right? That should be people from other teams, who should have the same special ability in mental aspect as me."

    "Can we do an investigation or something?" The big white bear immediately asked innocently.

    "I'm hungry, I don't want to." Taut retorted immediately, "And here are all oriental faces, no appetite."

    "Anyway, eat more, Big Brother Taut, this is your staple food! Our team's win or loss depends on you!" Now, the attitude towards this man-eating demon seems to be more respectful than that of the guide.

    "Tired, I don't want to eat it." Taut leaned slowly on the chair, folded his legs, and looked at the others, "Can you find something to eat?"

    "How about we go to the river to get some lemonade for eldest brother?" One of them had an idea.

    "Where's the container?" Taut looked up at the teammate, "Are you going to use marshmallows for water, or chocolate for water? It's getting more and more boring."

    "This..."

    The aborigines of the food planet, although they can't be seen on the surface, their essence is no different from the sugar man. There is no way to touch the water normally, and there is no "eating and drinking" in their lives. thing. It is precisely because of this that the food and drink of the contestants are also restricted in this world, especially for those who are particular about food and drink, it is even more unbearable.

    Of course, there are also people who are very inattentive in terms of eating and drinking. It is like a few reckless men in the bear's team who broke all four corners of the table as soon as they sat down. They all praised them and said, "It's mint-filled chocolate. It tastes really refreshing. Do you want to try it, Big Brother Tout?"

    Ford Taut obviously didn't want to eat it, but everyone in Ghost Town 666, who pretended to walk around naturally, thought it was a little delicious when they saw the mint sandwich.

    "I've been here for almost a day and a night, when will I meet my opponent?" It turned out that it was indeed a famous serial killer decades ago.

    "This guest, please don't destroy the items in the store at will, thank you." Seeing a guy who was about to break another piece from the table, Bai Chu walked over.

    "Yo, isn't this our lovely deity believer?" Grandpa Xiong beckoned to Chubai, "Can you help Grandpa Xiong go outside and shovel some soil?"

    Shoveling?

    "This shouldn't be the destruction of items in the store or public facilities, right?" Mr. Xiong grinned and seemed to be smiling, "Trouble."

    "Master Xiong, you are really troublesome." One of the team members next to him muttered, "Miss Blueberry over there has long said that you should choose what to eat carefully, but as soon as you go out, you eat a handful. earth."

    "Isn't it good?" Mr. Xiong didn't care. "Wherever you go, you don't have to worry about being hungry. It's better than that **** Tout eating people everywhere."

    Su Qing, who was distributing the letter, paused for a moment. What Mr. Xiong and the others said just now confirmed the identity of this Mr. Tout. He is obviously one of the cannibal murderers, but his condition is better than that Young girls who are already crazy are much better.

      .

    "Use this." Su Qingxing took down a chocolate flower pot from the windowsill next to it. There were originally a few marshmallow flowers in it. Next white pot.

    "Okay." Chubai took the flower pot and walked out, seeing that Su Qingxing didn't want to reveal their identities here, so he tried to do what they asked.

    "Everyone, another team has begun to come this way." Qiao Li's voice suddenly sounded in the minds of everyone in Ghost Town No. 666, which meant that the incident began to escalate.

    Taut and his team couldn't hear Qiao Lu's voice, and they never doubted Su Qingxing's identities from beginning to end, they just took over a pot of soil that Chubai finally dug up, happy Eat heartily.

      Lord Xiong also seems to have the ability to detect the surroundings, but the basis for his detection seems to be the murderous aura of the enemy.

    There is no murderousness in the aborigines, and Su Qingxing and the others did not show murderousness, so what Mr. Xiong felt should be another team that Qiao Lu said.

    Assuming that Cerberus Young Master's team is still in place, then it should be the team with the little girl in the tutu skirt.

    That means…

    Crazy fans, face to face with less crazy looking idols?

    "Qiao Lu." Su Qingxing suddenly used his consciousness to contact Qiao Lu, "With your ability, can you let the aborigines near this store escape to a safe place?"

    Su Qingxing felt that the other team might not fight as passively as their No. 666 Ghost Town Sightseeing Group. If the two teams fought, it would inevitably have a bad impact on the surrounding residents.

    "Yes, the aborigines also have consciousness, and they are even easier to control than ordinary testers." Qiao Lu agreed, doing this thing is easier than detecting other people's traces .

    So, when Mr. Xiong took his team to open the glass candy door and walked out, he saw the crowd on the street turning and walking towards the distance. A little bit away from this place that is about to become a place of right and wrong.

    "It's so strange, it's like knowing that this place is about to become a battlefield." Walking from the other side of the street was an old man with white hair, wearing a black robe, with a right eye The surrounding skin was burned, and even the right eye was replaced with a red-lighting mechanical eye.

    "Long time no see, one-eyed." Contrary to Su Qingxing's expectations, Mr. Xiong seemed to know the leader of the other team, "I haven't seen you for two hundred years, I didn't expect you to become an old man."

    Two hundred years?

    Su Qingxing couldn't help but open his eyes, did these two guides ever participate in the ghost town convention two hundred years ago? !

    "Hahahaha, are you old? It's been two hundred years, can you not be old?" The old man named "One Eye" laughed a few times, but because of the burn on his face, And that makes this smile a bit hideous.

    "Aren't you getting old too?" The one-eyed old man grinned at Lord Bear, "Look at your hair, you've changed from a black bear to a white bear."

    "Bah! I was originally from the White Bear clan!" Xiong Ye pointed at the opposite team tremblingly, "If it wasn't for you bastard, the children in my team would not have been eliminated!"

    "It's been two hundred years, can't you learn to cultivate yourself?" The one-eyed expression did not change much, "After your team was eliminated, our team didn't last long, and we only played in the first round. It's just the loser who was killed, even if I didn't take the shot at the beginning, you wouldn't have survived to the second round."

      Pain."

    "But Big Bear, I don't want to taste this taste again." The one-eyed eyes suddenly became sharp, and the mechanical eye on the right began to blink, "The people behind, let go of the dog!"

    The team behind One Eye suddenly separated, revealing a girl in a pink petticoat tightly bound with a rubber rope.

    After hearing One-eyed's instructions, the man who tied the girl instantly released the rubber rope, and the blond girl who was completely irrational because of hunger roared and rushed around.

     

    "Look, puppy, that's the meat you want to eat the most, and the meat you need the most." Before the one-eyed words were finished, the blonde girl really looked like a wild dog Charged towards the white bear and their team.

    "This is a part of the body of the aborigines?" It is not the first time that the white bear has seen this kind of meat. Although there is no blood or human texture, it does belong to those who have self-awareness of indigenous peoples.

    "There is also a reward for dog training." The one-eyed old man just looked at the "dog" he domesticated and rushed out, "It's just that the meat to satisfy her appetite is really hard to find, I have only saved so much for so long, and I didn’t expect it to be used here.”

    "Speaking of which, if it weren't for this kind of food being too hard to find, it wouldn't have achieved such a good effect." One-eyed watched the girl rush towards the white bear, "Stupid bear, I'm no longer This time I will not only defeat you like the last time, but I will also fight hard to win!"

    When the one-eyed said these words, the man-eating girl had already rushed in front of the white bear, her hands turned into ghost claws, and attacked the white bear with the simplest and most rude way of attacking as a ghost!

    Although the girl was wearing a cumbersome tutu skirt, it didn't seem to affect her combat efficiency at all.

    When the two teams kicked off the battle, Su Qingxing and his team members stood behind the glass candy door of the store, silently watching all this happen, not intending to easily interfere with the two teams fighting.

    After all, there are only two reasons for joining the battle at this time, one is to cause a three-sided melee, and the other is to discourage both sides from fighting. But the two guides in front of them are obviously old acquaintances. If No. 666 joins the battle at this time, it is likely to cause a temporary cooperation between the two teams.

    As for the latter... No matter how harmonious the ghost town No. 666 is, they have never thought of grabbing food from the street women cadres, and it is pointless to discourage the two teams from fighting at the ghost town convention.

    After thinking about it, everyone in Ghost Town No. 666 chose to watch the battle with caution.

    The white bear, who has been in the position of guiding the underworld for more than two hundred years, naturally cannot be easily defeated by a hungry little girl. In fact, after the little girl's ghost claws cut through the white bear's dark gray suit vest, her remaining attacks were still rough and fast, but those attacks seemed to be caught on cotton, except for messing up the white bear's fur. , did no harm to him again.

    “啊啊啊啊啊!”那个金发女孩突然再次咆哮起来,“把我的肉给我!让我饿肚子的混蛋,我要把你们献祭给我的神! "

    "This is really strange." After hearing what the girl said, the white bear, who was hit by the girl's paw again, muttered to herself, "In these days, you can really meet the believers of the gods everywhere. ."

    "What the hell!" The girl who saw hunger in her eyes roared in a louder voice, "My **** is Ford Tout!"

    The girl just finished shouting these words, and the next second she saw the light blonde short-haired youth walking out from behind the broad body of the white bear.

    "Taut!" White Bear snickered and looked at his beloved general, "Since you died, there have been a lot of interesting guys like this in the underworld, your charm is really not small."

    "FT!!!" The girl's eyes instantly turned red at this moment, and then she shouted something that surprised the white bear, "Hahahaha, I'm going to be the first to eat FT people!"

    Worship a lunatic as a god, such a person is probably a lunatic in the first place.

    Then it may be a tempting choice for a lunatic to eat his own god. Especially for FT believers, this way of meeting idols can be considered perfect.

    One of the reasons why they worship such a devil is because what he has done fully satisfied the rebellious psychology of these young people and did what they dare not do at all. Another reason...probably because of FT's looks.

    All in all, the reason FT is famous is because he eats people, so it is not surprising that his followers will eat FT as a dream.

    And just when the girl turned to FT and rushed over, the other five contestants behind the one-eyed did not know where to change a few silver guns. The guns were very long. At a glance, I didn't see any special effects like light.

    "Psionic gun? It seems that you really paid for it." Bai Xiong grabbed the crazy girl and smashed it to the side with the strength of a bear, directly in front of Su Qingxing and them store door!

    The girl's body smashed the glass candy, and fell in front of Su Qingxing and the others, and then quickly struggled to get up again. The recovery ability and desire to fight can be regarded as extremely strong.

    Maybe it was because the meat she wanted to eat the most was right in front of her, maybe because Su Qingxing and the others really didn't have the taste of the aborigines, the girl didn't look at them at all, just rushed forward desperately.

    "My God, what's going on!" The owner of the store who didn't know where he went in the morning suddenly appeared on the edge of the "battlefield", looking in horror as his house was smashed The station at the door, "Who are you? I want to call the police!"

    Oops!

    When they saw the boss's figure appear, Su Qingxing and the others knew that they couldn't continue to watch like this.

    A certain gun from the one-eyed side has been pointed at the innocent shop owner.

    "We've seen those sticky guys from the police, and when their police cars exploded, the stench was unbearable, so the unlucky passers-by are now completely gone." One-eyed waved in the direction of the boss.

    Chu Bai was just about to rush out but was dragged by Su Qingxing. While forced to retreat, Su Qingxing whispered—

    "Joy, do it."

    So in front of the two teams and the flying silver bullets, the inn boss suddenly shuddered, and then jumped in place like a legendary peerless master, Spread his legs and let the bullet go through his thighs!

    After dodging the bullet, the boss of the inn landed safely and did the classic pose of Kung Fu star Li Chalong.

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