I Woke up and Was Pregnant

The content of this Weibo can be seen at a glance. To be honest, those netizens who watched "Last Night" have not had time to watch Fu Zhen's "White Castle".

They feel deeply insulted and very wronged. They have only contributed to the box office of "Last Night" so far. How come you have become a navy hired by Fu Zhen? Why is your film badly made? said? The appearance of Liu Meng and Lin Xiyao is so thundering that they are not allowed to be protected from lightning by others? They flocked to Lian Chunchao's Weibo to express their anger.

After taking a look, Director Lian Chunchao directly prohibited netizens from commenting on his Weibo, and defined the behavior of netizens as cyber violence.

Netizens are once again disgusted by the director's operation. Your cultural people are different, but the last one such a big V is now so confused that it doesn't even have a name. I help netizens to avoid lightning on Weibo. You say me It's the navy army, so I will do it well in Moments, Posts, and Forums.

"I want to see my friends who were westerly withered trees last night. There is nowhere to spend 30 yuan to buy me a cup of milk tea."

"For the most embarrassing two hours, after watching it, my mind was in confusion. I didn't know what the movie was about. I remember Liu Meng standing next to Lin Xiyao's bed, smiling evilly."

"Why movies with good original works can be so ugly, please analyze them"

"Probably because the screenwriter removed all the plagiarism plots, right"

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The word-of-mouth of "The Westerly Withered Trees Last Night" is getting worse and worse. The Douban score quickly fell to 5.2 from the beginning of 8.1, and the score continues to decline. Netizens who originally planned to watch the movie tomorrow People, not only did they hesitate when seeing this kind of scene, they were afraid that these bad reviews were the navy hired by competitors. They deliberately asked their friends who had watched this movie, and they all got answers, don’t torture yourself. Yes, thirty yuan is not good for anything.

Fu Zhen didn’t know these changes on the Internet. He said that he didn’t value the box office as he really didn’t. After Jiang Hengshu came out of the theater, the colorful street lights stretched their shadows very long. He asked Jiang Hengshu, "Where is my gift?"

"I bought it for you..." Jiang Hengshu whispered in Fu Zhen's ear, "a husband."

Fu Zhen stared at Jiang Hengshu in front of him, and asked him after a long while: "Shall we send another one?"

Jiang Hengshu tapped the tip of Fu Zhen's nose, opened the door, bent down, and made an inviting gesture: "Get in the car, my highness."

Fu Zhen got into the car, Jiang Hengshu quickly sat on the main driver next to him, and drove Fu Zhen to their destination tonight.

"Where are we going?" Fu Zhen looked at the unfamiliar scene outside the car window, and the tall street lights passed through his eyes.

Jiang Hengshu joked and said, "I will sell you for pearls."

Fu Zhen turned his head and stared at Jiang Hengshu's profile for a while, then smiled and said, "Brother, if you want pearls to tell me, I can give you a lot."

"Oh?" Jiang Hengshu turned his head and glanced at him, "How many are many?"

"How much is there, how much is given to you."

Jiang Hengshu chuckled lightly and asked him: "Did the little mermaid's pearls turn into tears?"

Fu Zhen nodded: "Yes, I can cry many pearls for my brother."

At the red light ahead, Jiang Hengshu stopped the car and pinched Fu Zhen's cheek: "Brother can't bear to cry."

"The brother will sell me."

"Brother is taking you back to the sea." Jiang Hengshu said.

After an hour or so, they arrived at their destination. Jiang Hengshu stopped the car and waited for Fu Zhen to get out of the car together, and walk along the flat road in front of him. What caught Fu Zhen’s eyes was a huge Cruise ship terminal.

Below the pier, moonlight is like water, and on the sparkling sea, a huge cruise ship stands there, like a castle on the sea, with flags fluttering in the evening breeze, making a rustling sound.

Jiang Hengshu boarded the cruise ship first, then turned around and bent down to face Fu Zhen. Behind him was the cold moon and the dark blue sky. He reached out to Fu Zhen and said to him, "Go on board. "

Fu Zhen handed over his hands to Jiang Hengshu and boarded this huge cruise ship. There were not many people on the cruise ship. There was only one captain, a dozen sailors, chefs, and some performers. After seeing Jiang Hengshu and Fu Zhen boarding the boat, they bowed together.

After boarding the ship, the captain turned the rudder and started their voyage.

The cruise ship broke through the layers of waves and stirred up white spray. The sky on the moon was reflected in the water, bright and moving. The dark coastline in the distance gradually disappeared from sight, and I could no longer see clearly. Baimei Mountain still stands tall, with pines on the mountain Upright into the cloud.

The cruise ship gradually moved away from Pinghai City and headed east. Fu Zhen and Jiang Hengshu stood side by side on the bow, looking into the distance. The chefs behind them were nervously preparing the next dinner.

Suddenly there were several rumblings from behind. Fu Zhen was taken aback. He quickly turned to look behind him. A stream of light rose from the cruise ship to the sky, and then exploded with a bang. Thousands of filaments fell down and fell straight into the sea, overflowing with light. Colorful, beautiful.

The fireworks bloomed in the sky one after another. Fu Zhen looked up at the night sky. Shooting stars fell, reflecting the sea as bright as day. It was on this night that the Little Mermaid met her prince.

Fu Zhen let out a sigh of relief and said to Jiang Hengshu, "Does it look like the scene where the Little Mermaid came to the sea for the first time in a fairy tale?"

"Am I going to jump into the water with it?" Jiang Hengshu made a gesture to jump into the water. Fu Zhen quickly grabbed Jiang Hengshu, for fear that he would really jump into the sea, "I don't have a tail. Can't save you."

"Then can you dance with me?" Jiang Hengshu suddenly turned around, grabbed Fu Zhen's wrist, and invited him.

With the sound of the music, the other men and women on the boat found their dancing partners and began to dance happily. Jiang Hengshu and Fu Zhen joined them and immersed themselves in the cheerful atmosphere.

They didn't stop until they got tired and the chefs prepared dinner.

"Do you want to watch the sunrise tomorrow?" Jiang Hengshu hugged Fu Zhen and whispered in his ear, "No one will bother us this time."

"Okay." Fu Zhen replied.

After having dinner, they spent a very romantic night on the cruise ship. The next morning, Fu Zhen woke up very early, even earlier than Jiang Hengshu. He lay on Jiang Hengshu’s chest and stretched out. Fingers poked Jiang Hengshu's face boredly.

Jiang Hengshu opened his eyes and laughed involuntarily as soon as he saw him, stretched out his hand and rubbed his head, then the two of them got up, packed up and went outside to watch the sunrise.

A red sun slowly rises from the surface of the sea, pushing away the chaos, ten thousand golden rays of light illuminate the whole world, the golden light and red light blend together, breaking the gray sky and gray sea, with an unstoppable momentum Come to the world.

They kissed in the sunrise.

After breakfast, the crane head of the cruise ship drove back. Jiang Hengshu stood on the bow, looking into the distance, wondering what he was thinking.

Fu Zhen didn't know when he came up from behind and hugged Jiang Hengshu's waist. Jiang Hengshu looked back at him, opened his hands and assumed the classic posture of the Titanic, but the problem was Fu Zhen's height. A little shorter than Jiang Hengshu, Jiang Hengshu stood in front, and Fu Zhen could see everything from behind.

Fu Zhen was struggling to pad her feet, but she was still struggling. The young girl with vision took a small stool and placed it at Fu Zhen’s feet. Fu Zhen was a little bit uncomfortable, her face glowing red and told the other party. Thank you.

The girl shook her hand and left. Fu Zhen stepped on the stool. He instantly became taller. He said in Jiang Hengshu's ear: "Shredded pork, Youjump, Ijump!"

Jiang Hengshu laughed. He turned his head and fixedly looked at Fu Zhen's eyes: "Dontyoudothat, dontsayyood-byes."

He stretched out his hand to hold Fu Zhen's face, the red sun was already hanging in the air, the flag flying above his head was hunting, and he leaned forward and dropped a kiss on his lips.

After the kiss, Fu Zhen didn't say anything romantic. Instead, he said to Jiang Hengshu: "I remembered what the next movie was going to make, it was related to the cruise ship."

"It's still a love story?" Jiang Hengshu's finger rubbed on Fu Zhen's lips.

Fu Zhen slowly shook his head, turned his head, faced Jiang Hengshu, and made a grimace at him: "No, it's a horror story."

...

Last night, the footage of Fu Zhen and Jiang Hengshu coming out of the cinema was secretly photographed by the paparazzi and put it on the Internet, which immediately caused a heated discussion.

Netizens generally believe that it is enough to get close on weekdays. It is true that straight men may not hesitate to get along with each other, but on Valentine's Day, two big men go to the cinema to watch a movie together and say that they are innocent. , Will they really have something.

However, the CP fans who usually eat sugar in the group reversed their attitudes at this time, and they came out to explain to other people who eat melons that Jiang Hengshu and Fu Zhen have always had a good relationship, and they each have their own lovers. Maybe this movie was invested by Jiang Hengshu, so I had to come to the theater to have a look with Fu Zhen on the day of its premiere, or the two ladies have already entered the theater in advance. Everyone knows that Jiang Hengshu has The wife was very well-protected, and he didn't want the paparazzi to photograph it as normal.

Under the foolishness of these people, other netizens also doubted the straight brotherhood between Jiang Hengshu and Fu Zhen.

As soon as these cp fans returned to their group, they changed their attitude of saying that they were innocent. They only wished that they had set up another theater in the movie theater and invited many friends to join the group.

Before you join their group, you never know what kind of straight guy these fans call straight.

Netizens later called this situation Schrödinger's straight man.