I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Chapter 97: If not, just call dad

Sure enough, it was the Yangtze River that pushed the waves forward, one generation more than the other. Gu Ye had never thought of such a showy operation. Looking at this little girl in amazement, Gu Ye gave a thumb silently, Niu!

The little girl said earnestly: "I want to continue living with my family. The only way is to let my mother regenerate me once, and I can take care of my parents, protect my brother."

Gu Ye nodded, saying something very reasonable, but, "This thing is not easy to handle, reincarnation is a matter of Yan Wang."

The little girl looked up at Gu Ye and asked pitifully: "Aren't you a master? Can't you see the ghost? Can you ask if he can do it?"

Gu Ye was amused, "We've all heard of King Yan, but who has seen it? How can I just ask?"

The little girl drummed her cheeks, her big eyes were watery, she looked at Gu Ye for help, "Brother, please, you must have a way, right?"

I was looked at by a little girl, staring at a pair of pure big eyes for help. As long as it was not iron-hearted, she would be soft, but Gu Ye smiled, "Little girl, I have no obligation to help you. In this world, how can there be Free lunch? "

Zou Tong calmed down, with a small face, whispered: "I will pay, I will let my mother give you money."

Gu Ye helpless, "That's not your money, I help you, you owe me, this is causal, it has nothing to do with your mother's money."

Zou Tong thought about it and asked seriously: "I have nothing to pay for. So, I will recognize you as a father in the future, and wait for you to get old?"

When the Lingling sitting on the desk and heard the words, a red light flashed in his eyes, and the doll's head twisted stiffly, staring straight at the little ghost, expressionless.

Gu Ye was still a little bit embarrassed. "It's not easy to do. I don't lack a girl or girl. I can help everything else. I can't help this."

Zou Tong stood at the corner, silently wiping tears, looking at Gu Ye still cold, unmoved, suddenly rushed over and hugged Gu Ye's legs. I don't know who else can help me. I really don't want to go. I leave, and my mother will be sad. Just ask Master Yan Wang?

Gu Ye couldn't help crying. "You child is so advanced and daring. You make me want to accept you as an apprentice, but we have no apprenticeship. It's a pity."

Zou Tong still hugged Gu Ye's legs. "Then I recognize you as a father, and I will give you a pension every month when I grow up, okay? I have nothing else but to do this."

At this time, Lingling could not help but finally stood up from the table and flew to Gu Ye, tearing this little ghost older than Gu Ye from Gu Ye's leg, pushing fiercely aside, " You go away! This is my dad! "

The child was full of resentment and fierce little appearance, looking at the bite, Gu Ye quickly hugged her, "Girl, be gentle, have something to say."

Lingling stretched out her little feet, even if she couldn't hold it, she had to kick her two legs to scare the other person.

Gu Ye helplessly said: "That's not coquettish."

Ling Ling snorted dissatisfied, "I'm holding my leg, no! This is my leg!"

Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry. Fortunately, the girl is not a real person, so she doesn't need to get married in the future, otherwise she won't get married.

The golden little fat man floated over and pulled Lingling away, and Tver advised her: "Let's not care about Little Lolita, she's still young, come and dispel the fire."

Lingling pointed at her nose, "She has my loli?"

The fat man quickly apologized, "You are the most loli, you are the most sensible. Dad loves you the most. Don't fight with her, she can't fight you."

Lingling was satisfied now, pointing to Zou Tong, "Take me a little further, talk well, and hold you with your legs!"

Frightened by Lingling's meal, Zou Tong finally calmed down, and after a moment of silence, Zou Tong stepped back two steps, kneeling in front of Gu Ye.

Gu Ye frowned, and hurriedly pulled her, "Don't do this, I don't accept this gift."

There is such a saying in the Xuanshu circle that, in addition to the funeral, the willing worship of the other party can give the recipient a layer of blessing, which is unrelated and unreasonable, and will also damage the luck of the kneeling worshipper. Gu Ye does not want to accept it. Zou Tong could n’t help but say a gimmick, and said seriously: “I ca n’t go, I ’m gone, my mother ca n’t carry her body, she may have to go with me, what would my brother do without her? He ’s so small, he ca n’t live without his mother, After the uncertainty, my dad will find him a stepmother. With a stepmother, there will be a stepdad, and later there will be a brother and sister, I ca n’t watch him suffer. Longevity, just wait for my parents to grow old, watch my brother grow up, and then I give you my life back, as a slave and a sacrifice. ! "

Gu Ye reluctantly looked at the little girl. He wanted to have fun in the first half. The girl thought too much, but he had to move him in the back. The child was filial. Looking at the cause and effect line that has not disappeared on her, Gu Ye reluctantly said, "Try it, I can't guarantee it."

"Thank you, Master Gu!" Zou Tong drew three heads to Gu Ye with tears in his eyes. "Regardless of success or failure, Zou Tong remembers this kindness."

Having said all this, what else can I say? Gu Ye couldn't help it. He walked to the study, invited the idol of the king, and hung it on the wall of the living room. He took out three incenses, lit it and worshiped the idol for three weeks. Xiang Jingshen, sincerely ask, if I do this thing, will you be angry with me? If I am not angry, I should go down, when the embryo is still a cell, I stuff the child's soul into it, let Her mother regenerates her, and if you don't speak, I agree. "

As soon as Gu Ye had finished speaking, the three incense sticks in his hand broke without any sign, and all fell to the ground. The lighted end fell on Gu Ye's shoe surface, which almost burned Gu Ye's feet.

Gu Ye looked at Lord Yan's statue with dissatisfaction, "Did you have to pay me a pair of slippers?"

Seeing here, Hongdou couldn't help but float out of the beads, "Don't make trouble, you can't promise this, you will be punished."

Gu Ye shrugged and said to Zou Tong, "Look, he's not happy."

Zou Tong shed tears silently, and kept gimmicks to the idols, each of them grazing heavily on the ground, his eyes were firm, and there was a kind of dying king who could not die, he could feel death.

Gu Ye looked at his heart softly, and looked at the statue of Lord Yan Yan uneasily. "Since you don't agree, I will ask you again." He turned and carried a plate of seeds, "If you don't agree, give this plate of seeds to I ate, and if you ca n’t, you agree to help her. "

Two seconds later, Gu Yehan smiled and said, "Look, if you didn't eat, you just agreed."

Red beans anxiously grabbed the melon seeds plate in Gu Ye's hands. Rarely anxious, "No, you are **** it!"

Gu Ye smiled, "Did I still die? It doesn't matter, I can handle it."

Tsing Yi and Ye Li both looked at Gu Ye with cold faces, Ye Li said disgustingly, "He will not die, he will not be."

Gu Ye smiled, "I still know my eldest son."

"Huh!" Ye Li twisted his head angrily and plunged into the ceramic doll on Gu Ye's table. Everyone who came over was accustomed to Gu Ye's death. Before comparison, Gu Ye was now a good baby.

Gu Ye put away Zou Tong's soul and immediately sent a voice to Yu Ze: "Dear, come and pick me up, save me!"

After that, Gu Ye quickly packed a backpack, took both clothes, and stuffed his son and daughter in the bag. After a while, after receiving the message that Yu Ze had arrived, he flew downstairs with a string of non-human beings.

Gu Decheng and his wife walked around after eating a meal, just blocking Gu Ye at the door. Gu Decheng saw that he was going out again at night, and his face immediately became cold. "Will you run out so late?"

Gu Ye smiled and slipped out, "I don't come back these two nights, I want to avoid trouble."

Mrs. Gu frowned, "What's wrong with your bear child?"

Gu Ye had already ran out, and when he saw Yu Zhe ’s car coming from a distance, Gu Ye smiled and waved, "I provoke a big boss. I'm afraid he gave me a dream and hit me. I will come back after two days! "

Gu Ye's words were confused, and when he saw that he ran away, he couldn't be called back. The couple went cold with their faces on the floor. Gu Decheng was startled when he saw these things in his room. Alas, what mess is he doing every day? How can he offer it to Lord Yan? You don't care about him at home. "

Mrs Gu aggrieved, "He's not three or five years old, can I still stare at him every day?"

Both sighed, Gu Decheng said coldly: "Come, hurry up and close his room."

Mrs. Gu looked down and said, "Why is the incense broken? It's not auspicious, and then give the god."

She didn't really understand these things, and didn't think much about it. She picked it up from the ground and inserted it into the incense burner. As the incense burned, the smoke drifted towards the idol. The idol didn't want it, so it was.

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After getting in the car, Yu Ze looked at the smirk on Gu Ye's face.

Gu Ye hehe two times, "He killed one life in the king's hands."

The smile on Yu Ze's face suddenly disappeared, and he worried, "Don't make yourself in."

Gu Ye waved his hand carelessly, "It doesn't matter, as long as you have the purple energy to protect me, plus my merit, Lord Yan just wants to take my life, God doesn't agree. God, brother, He has to listen to his brother. "

Yu Ze is speechless. What kind of ghost theory is this?

Gu Ye suddenly got serious and was a little scared. "But I ’m worried that I may dream that my Master hit me tonight. No, turn the car around. I ’m going to buy a few beautiful girls for my Master and send them to him. Maybe there's no time to hit me. "

Yu Ze pumped the corner of his mouth, "If I were your master, I would be alive."

"No, I can't live," Gu Ye patted with both hands, snorted, and opened his palm with a smile. "He was burnt to ashes, I collected it myself, buried it, and couldn't find it again."

Yu Ze thought of all the previous, holding Gu Ye's hand distressed, Gu Ye was laughed instead, "Nothing, I'm looking away, don't think about it."

Yu Ze slightly raised his lips and said, "I'm purple, if you can protect you, you can take them all away."

Gu Ye laughed, and his fate was so. Who would dare take it away? If Yu Ze's body of purple gas can be stolen, I don't know how many people are tempted, Gu Ye didn't say it, leaned on Yu Ze's shoulder with a smile, and found a comfortable posture, "Okay, I use whatever Take, someday you dare to find someone else, I will take away all your good luck and make you alone. "

Yu Ze's eyes softened, "OK."

At this moment, Yu Ze's roof was unusually spectacular, not only ghost generals, but also standing in Tsing Yi and Ye Li. The murderousness of the three of them was too heavy. When the aura was passing by, the ghostly spirit was like a windy wind. In addition to the purple gas of Yu Ze, the lone spirit and wild ghost saw them all retreat from their homes, and the formation was particularly scary.

At this time, two masters of metaphysics were passing by the roadside. One of them was a newcomer who just entered the circle. He just opened his eyes. At night he came to see the lively long experience. He was taken aback by watching this formation. "Brother, what kind of performance is this? ? "

The older one saw his eyes shrink when he saw Tsing Yi and Ye Li, "Gu Ye inherited the ghost and spirit of his brother?"

The young man was puzzled, "Who?"

His elder brother told him solemnly: "It is Gu Decheng's three sons, who dare to do the whole union, who is just as cruel as his elder brother. Now he has inherited the ghosts and spirits raised by his elder brother. Those are all vicious characters. Brother gives you a piece of advice. If you are in this circle, don't provoke Ye. "

The new man was surprised, "Such a cow, where did he get so much purple gas? Why isn't the ghost afraid of purple gas? It's strange."

"Purple air is also divided into many types. One is the spirit of the emperor, which can tolerate the world, as long as it is not malicious to him, it will not hurt. But ordinary ghosts will feel uncomfortable and restrained. There is no effect in anger, showing their ability. This purple gas, this car, may be his boyfriend. "

"Men? Too disgusting!" The new man grinned, looking at the car that was walking away, and said sourly: "Gu Decheng's son can't think like that too? What beauty can't be found, but a tough man? I have seen his photos on the Internet, they are really good-looking, like to be oppressed by others ... Ah! "

A scream stunned those passing by, and then someone shouted, "Come on! Someone has fallen into the watercourse!"

The brother stared at the **** hole in front of his face with aggression, and reacted angrily and cursed: "Stupid!"

The onlookers sighed: "How unlucky this man is, this road has gone many times, nothing is wrong, but he came over, stepped on it, the manhole cover was crooked, he fell back, listen All fresh. "

Waiting for the firefighters to rescue him, the man was full of stinky smell, had in his mouth, and could not be saved two minutes later. His brother's anger flushed, "I told you, it's the emperor's purple qi. You're still guarding others, and you're scolding, aren't you trying to die ?!"

"A sneeze!" Gu Ye got out of the car and sneezed.

Yu Xuan asked worriedly: "Is the air conditioner in the car too low? Turn it up later."

Gu Ye said unpleasantly, "No, I suspect someone is saying bad things behind me."

Yu Xie took the bag on Gu Ye's shoulder with a smile and took him to go home with one hand. "Then I usually miss you, do you feel it?"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "No."

Yu Ze turned his head, looked at him helplessly, his eyes slightly aggrieved.

Gu Ye smiled. "You hate to send me 800 messages a day. I can't feel it. I'm just stupid. Is this a question?"

Yu Ze was satisfied, and the corners of his mouth were raised again. When the two returned home, Gu Ye took out all the contents of the backpack and let them find somewhere to stay. With Yu Zeleng's face signaled, the ghost will take them all upstairs. Gu Ye lay down on the sofa, first called Zou Tong's mother, and talked to the other party about what Zou Tong said. The other party was already forty years old, and his body was not very good. It might be dangerous. Ye let the other party think about it clearly.

However, Wang Ping didn't think about it for a second. When he heard this solution, he heard a gurgling sound from the opposite side. Before Gu Ye understood what was going on, he cried and said, "Master Gu, I'll give you a hoe. In the future, my family will not worship the gods and Buddhas, but only you, the living Buddha, thank you! "

Gu Ye sighed, "Hurry up, don't give me a tablet, it makes me look like that. You raise your body in the future, and come to me when you are pregnant. You must be three months ago, at this time The child has not yet formed and has not developed spiritual knowledge. This body is hers after she enters. If it is taken up by other children, she will rob it again.

Wang Ping agreed, "I must support her, thank you Master Gu!"

After Gu Ye hung up the phone, he put down his mobile phone and ran to find Yu Ze. The other person was getting clothes for him. The wardrobe was half empty. All the new clothes made by him were made by Gu Ye. Several sets are available. Gu Ye ran over happily, jumped to Yu Zhe's back, and kissed Yu Zhe's cheek. "Dear, you want to protect me tonight, I think I'm dangerous."

Yu Ze helpless, "Do you know that you are afraid?"

"I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of pain." Gu Ye thought for a while, "No, I'm afraid of death, you'll be cheaper when I die."

Yu Ze smiled and carried him to the bed, "Come down."

"No way!"

"Well," Yu chooses to grab him by the wrist, like carrying a big child, "just know that you are afraid of death, don't do it later."

Gu Ye Xiaoxun nodded and promised that he would shrink into Yu Zehuai's arms at night, and purse purple gas, only to ask for the dragon's body, and keep all ghosts away.

Gu Ye reluctantly watched him toss in his arms, Gu Ye said earnestly: "I know what you want to say, I will automatically deliver it to the door, no, I will send it to bed by yourself, it is not your fault that you can't stand it, yes My fault."

Yu Zegang just wanted to move, Gu Ye Leng lowered his face, and said solemnly: "Don't make trouble, I haven't finished the business, I'm going to smash myself into the bean in the middle of marshmallow, and make them all want to take me out."

Yu Ze's face was calm, but he still used his excuses to alleviate the pain of the acacia in the past few days before letting him go. Gu Yelei slept heavily, and in the middle of the night, a few dark gas passed through Gu when no one saw it. Ye's breath came up, and they were all scared back by the rich purple gas, and never came again after a few times. In the morning, Gu Yeshen sat up refreshingly. He had no dreams last night, was not beaten by the master, and had no bad luck possession! happy!

Picking up the phone and seeing that there was another 800,000 transfers in his card. Gu Yemei was broken. Immediately opened the album, found the picture of Lord Yan, and seriously told him, "I won't spend your penny." , I will build a temple for you in the future, you ca n’t regenerate me, okay? "

Too many temples have been built. I have never heard of building a temple for Lord Wang. Yu Zeyong said, "Other gods are asking for peace. What do you ask for a temple for Lord Wang?"

"It's snowing for the wrong, and all the **** who have done bad things are taken away by Lord Yan, bless the world, and there is no darkness in the world." Gu Ye finished and smiled at the photo. "Okay, I'm so angry. , I'll give you pillar incense. "

Gu Ye got out of bed in his pajamas, took out three incense sticks from his backpack, and worshiped the mobile phone seriously. This time, Xiang An burned steadily without breaking. Gu Ye was more careful, "Love you!"

Yu Ze frowned, "You ..." How to say love to everyone?

Gu Ye thought he was still worried and smiled. "It doesn't matter. I've done more risky things than this before. For a while, it was unfortunate. I couldn't help it anymore. I called him a dad for a while. Unlucky. "Seeing Yu Ze's shocked eyes, Gu Ye held his chest out." What are you afraid of? I didn't have a father in my last life, and it's okay to have a dad with a background, godfather! "

Yu Zefu's amount of vinegar was lost to Gu Ye by a few words of vinegar. When he didn't know, Gu Ye recognized his son, his girlfriend, and several sisters, and now he has a father, still a legend. No one in Dad has seen it.

Gu Ye waited for the three-pillar incense to burn out, and carefully closed the bottle containing Zou Tong's soul. This matter came to an end temporarily. Six months later, Wang Ping became pregnant, gave birth in October, gave birth to a sister to Zou Nian. It is said that the little girl was smart and sensible since she was a child. She blinked with big eyes, she would be coquettish, she would be cute, and she would run after her brother every day. It seems to be a little brother control.

As Grandpa got older and was received by the Imperial City, the child seemed to like Grandpa too, often tired of being with Grandpa, but as she grew older, the facial features were exactly the same as the dead sister Zhou Tong. Later, it was said that Grandpa was crazy, and he didn't even know his son. This little granddaughter still persisted, and went to visit Grandpa every day, until she died, she was a famous filial child.

At present, Gu Ye temporarily dealt with Zou Tong's affairs, and lived with Yu Zhe for a few days. It was Gu Decheng's birthday. Gu Da did not plan to do anything this year, so the family had a meal together. This time, with Gu Ye's insistence, Yu Zhe was also called.

A family must be neat and tidy.

Yu Ze prepared calligraphy and painting and jade, both of which are thoughtful and valuable. Gu Ye wondered, what could he send to show his heart? After thinking about it for a long time, Gu Ye decided to buy a puppy in advance and prepare his father for retirement in advance. So on Gu Decheng's birthday, his three sons brought him back three Chihuahuas, all of them slap big and no tail. When they saw everyone screaming, they were fierce. Gu Ye's reason for buying three is quite good, "Don't you know the row? You should pay attention to the row when you go out and pull the wind! Three go away side by side, super pull the wind!"

Gu Decheng drew his lips straight, "Where do you hold and hold back, I don't!"

"Dad, don't you think they are small?" Gu Ye led the puppy behind his father, chasing his father with a smirk, "Don't look at them small, but you have everything, you make a dog A king of this big dog, with a long leg, can you catch up with it? Dog King is now over a meter tall, how scary it is to go out? It ’s not a deterrent to pull out a puppy like this. It would be more appropriate to chat with you. "

Gu Decheng was amused and embarrassed, but his face was still so serious, "Do you intentionally tease me?"

"No, I'm serious!" Gu Ye smiled as he looked at the other person and smiled as if embarrassed. The more he looked, the more he wanted to tease him. Handsome uncle? "

Gu Decheng couldn't help being mad, and returned the dog to him, "You take it to the park and give it to any old man who likes it. I raise them, and I don't worry enough."

Gu Ye walked around his dad in the morning, thinking about Gu De's sincerity for a while, and wanting to hit him for a while. The grandfather made such a fuss, and the gap that he made when he was angry a while ago was tossed by Gu Ye.

Mrs. Gu glanced at Gu Yang, and sighed tiredly. This silly child was content with his brother's ability to coax three points.

At this time, Gu Lin came back and took an Akita dog from the car. When he saw the three puppies held by Gu Ye, the brothers looked at each other and said, "Oh!"

"Ha ha ha ha ..." Gu Lin laughed and squatted on the ground, and couldn't stand up with a smile. "What's yours, is it electric? So small?"

Gu Ye was sitting on the ground holding the three puppies, and the tears of laughter came out. He swears that they really did not discuss it!

Gu Decheng was so angry that he laughed and cursed: "You two can't do anything, let's get out of here!"

Gu Ye smiled and nodded, "Yes, the dog stays, my brother is leaving."

Gu Daxiao cursed with a smile: "Take them away, you both get off!"

Gu Lin smirked. "If the big brother buys you a pant, the family will be lively."

Thinking about that picture, Gu Decheng tried to scold someone with a corner of his mouth, "No, your elder brother is so unreliable than you two."

At this point, Brother Gu was in trouble on the way back.

The driver got out of the car and bought a bottle of water. When he came back, he reversed. An old man was passing by. It was obvious from the rear-view mirror that the car didn't touch the old man, but the old man just lay beside his car and held the car He refused to let go and said he was hit.

The driver quickly got out of the car to see, and the old man grabbed the driver's clothes and did not let go. "You hit me and you have to lose money. You can either send me to the hospital, check me, or give me two thousand dollars. Now. "

The driver said in a hurry: "Aunt, we have a driving recorder in your car. You lay by our side, we didn't really touch you."

The old man had gray hair, so he grabbed the driver's trouser legs and cried, "You just hit me, you have to take me to the hospital! My legs aren't working, I'm all hurt! What kind of life is this? Hit No one cares about it? The people who drive luxury cars are amazing, it's so life-threatening! Let's come and see! "

Gu Sen calmly, "What's the situation? Do I need to call an ambulance?"

The driver looked ugly and said, "General Manager Gu, we have encountered some porcelain."

"Bumping porcelain?" Gu Sen, who has been abroad, heard the word for the first time, and the driver explained: "Just didn't meet her. She said we had run into it and asked us for money."

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