I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Chapter 36: Sexuality is a problem

When he arrived at Yu Ze's home, Gu Ye took off his shoes and was afraid to step on his feet. The warm white floor and clean reflections!

Yu Ze looked at him puzzled, as if asking, why didn't you come in?

Gu Ye took a small step forward and saw that there were a pair of slippers on the shoe rack. Gu Ye used it to put on, "Your home is too clean, I can't bear to step on it, how many times do you wipe it a day?"

Yu Ze drew his lips, "Just once."

"Great!" Gu Ye admired him so much that his room was cleaned twice as often as a doghouse.

Yu Ze picked up two glasses of water and said lightly, "This is a place to sleep."

Gu Ye smiled and felt a little bit empathetic. Living alone, the house is just where to sleep. There are no people waiting to go home. What kind of home? After drinking the saliva, Gu Ye took out two small bottles from his pocket and started to do business. "I brought the children, their souls are too weak, and they will be hurt in front of you, so you have to take you first. The breath is hidden. "

Yu Ze sat opposite Gu Ye, "Yes."

Gu Ye rubbed his hands. "Then I'll start."

Yu Zhe looked at Gu Yemin with a burning gaze, his tone was still light, and he could not hear any emotion, "You come."

With that said, Gu Ye felt inexplicably embarrassed, always feeling that he was teasing each other. Yu Ze's face really has the desire to make people play. Throwing out all these messy thoughts, Gu Ye first opened up Yu Ze's eyes, then temporarily suppressed the purple gas on Yu Ze's body with a magic charm, and looked at him like a normal person. Then he picked up a porcelain bottle and said softly "Children, come out."

Dozens of black smoke floated from the bottle mouth, turned into a villain's appearance, gathered together in horror, and looked around. Gu Ye drew a spell on this bottle. Inside, they couldn't feel the passage of time, they just felt in and out, they changed to a strange place, which made the children very scared.

Gu Ye looked at it. The little girl without a red dress released all the little ghosts in another bottle and beckoned to the little girl headed, "Sasha, come."

The little girl didn't move, staring at Yu Zhe next to Gu Ye, her red eyes stared at him coldly, and there was a hidden intention in her eyes. Gu Ye distressedly walked over and squatted down with a smile and said, "Don't be afraid, I asked him to give you some good things to help you grow arms, hands and feet, and you will be like normal children in your next life."

Sasha hesitated, leaning over, holding Gu Ye's neck, looking at Yu Zhe's eyes still guarded, that look as if she was looking at a scum of demureness.

Gu Ye apologized and looked at Yu Ze. "This child has suffered the most. Don't worry."

Yu Ze looked blankly at the little ghosts standing in rows in his living room, and then looked at the little girl Gu Ye held in her arms, her expression was stiffer, and she said, "What a ghost in the world?"

Gu Ye pointed to the group of children, "Aren't you watching?"

Yu Ze took a deep breath and couldn't help pinching his brows.

Gu Ye patted Yu Ze's shoulders apologetically. Mr. Yu's three views have completely collapsed tonight, and it is difficult for him to be so calm.

Putting Salsa on the sofa, Gu Ye squatted down and helped her organize her little skirt. "My little princess, hurry up, let your friends line up, one by one."

Sasa still believed in Gu Ye who rescued them. He waved his hand and instructed the ghosts: "Well in line, stand first."

The named child was still the one hiding in the puppet to scare Gu Ye. His limbs were sound, but he had no eyes. The child came to Gu Ye, and looked at Gu Ye with empty eyes, tilted his head, and still looked innocent.

Gu Ye touched his head with pity, pulled up Yu Ze's hand, put it on the child's head, took out the purple gas from Yu Ze, and moved it to the child. The child had a child in the future, and with the purple blessing representing the luck of heaven and earth, he was definitely a sound person and no longer a blind man.

After being purged of purple gas, Yu Ze did not feel any discomfort, but was held by Gu Ye and touched the poor child. He turned his head and saw Gu Ye's face close at hand, this usually big and lively big boy, at this time the tenderness of his eyes was sad, he could see clearly.

Two minutes later, Gu Ye happily rubbed on the child's head melon, "OK, next."

"Is that all right?"

"Ye." Gu Yehan smiled and glanced at Yu Ze's brows. Normal people were so much pursed with purple gas, they had long had bad luck, their brains turned black, and Yu Ze still had a cloud cover. His life was good. Don't be jealous of others.

At this time, Gu Ye felt the corner of the clothes grabbing, Gu Ye bowed her head, and Sasa was hanging on him, staring at Yu Zhe with a poor expression.

Gu Yeming didn't know, so he comforted: "Don't make trouble, you have to be the last one."

Sasa stretched her face and did not let go, still staring at Yu Zhe defensively, Gu Ye helpless, she could only drag her and call the next child.

One by one, two minutes each, and more than thirty children for more than an hour, Gu Ye kept extracting Yu Zi's purple gas, and then distributed it to the children. At first, it was fine. By the last few days, his face was pale.

Yu Ze frowned. "I won't do it tonight, I'll talk tomorrow."

"No, I think you will not be free tomorrow night." Gu Ye shook his head with a smile. "I'm fine, there are three, I can sleep peacefully when I send them away."

In the last three children, each of Gu Ye spent several more minutes, and finally there was only one salsa. Gu Ye leaned against the sofa weakly and squeezed his forehead as if pierced by a needle. He His spirit has been exhausted, and now he can do nothing.

Sasha was sitting next to Gu Ye, holding Gu Ye's arm, lowering her head and not speaking.

Gu Ye reluctantly evoked a smile and asked softly: "Little princess, I'm here to take your breath away and take you away. When you go there, I will send you toys."

Salsa encouraged her cheeks, and she was quite assertive, "I don't want to go, I don't want to give birth now."

Gu Ye raised an eyebrow, "Why?"

Sa Sa raised her head and said earnestly, "When will you have a baby and when will I have a rebirth."

Gu Ye was amused, "Stupid child, if I don't marry my daughter-in-law, you won't have a lifetime?"

Salsa urged him: "Then you marry one now."

Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry, "Now marrying one can't have children immediately, silly girl, there is nothing to be lingering in this world, you should immediately forget what happened in this life, go to reincarnation, and grow up happily. You wait for me I ca n’t wait, because I like men, I wo n’t marry my daughter-in-law and have children. ”

Sasha's eyes widened in amazement, and she couldn't accept the fact for a while, and was scared to move.

Gu Ye nodded, that's it.

Sasha took a long time to accept this statement, and then thought about it, "Then I still don't want to give birth, when will they die?"

What this said was a bit bitter.

"When the sentence is passed, they will all have to die." Gu Ye's tone was soft, with a smile on his mouth, but his eyes were heavier than before. "Such a beautiful girl, do n’t look at those dirty things anymore Think about it, you want to be beautiful and happy, don't let dirty things dirty your eyes. Well, "Gu Ye sat up," I'll take you away, Mr. Yu ... "

Gu Ye hadn't finished speaking yet, his hand had been grabbed by Yu Ze, Gu Ye froze, but did not expect that the other party already had experience. He thanked him, "Thank you!"

"You're welcome." Yu Ze looked serious.

Gu Ye also attached Salsa to her body, hoping that this girl could cast a good family in her next life and be a carefree little princess. In the eyes of Salsa's resentment, Gu Ye was ruthless and forced her away. After sending Gu Gu, he fell to the sofa with a headache and cracked lips.

Yu Xie frowned, looking at Gu Ye now in anxiety. He had no experience in taking care of people and did not know how to start.

Gu Ye said pitifully: "I want a drink, iced."

Yu Ze quickly rushed to get it. As soon as his forefoot left, a ghost appeared in front of Gu Ye, and his hoarse voice said, "I can take them all away."

It's the ghost brother.

Now he didn't wrap his body with black ghosts, but was wearing the black Hanfu that Gu Yeyao gave him. He was tall, thin, and with a dark, murderous look in his eyes. Holding a big knife and saying that when everyone was taken away, Gu Ye's mind appeared with a word: one knife for one child!

Gu Ye shook his head weakly. "No, to wait for them to be sentenced, they must plead guilty in front of the public. To let people with this idea know the end of evil, they must also explain to their parents. Even if they I don't want such an explanation. "

The ghost put his brother cold, "I see."

"Brother Ghost, do you have a ghost market?" Gu Ye narrowed his eyes. "Like the servants we sent to us, the kind of paper tie, you have enough to exchange or trade in the market."

The ghost will think about it, "I've seen other ghosts buy it."

Gu Ye smiled, "After a while, I'll give you some past. You sell it to the evil spirits to be slaves, and change some money."

The Gui Jiang immediately understood Gu Ye's meaning, and nodded, and then hid in the darkness again. Gu Ye finally couldn't hold it, and closed his eyes tiredly.

Yu Ze rummaged through the refrigerator and found only a bottle of soda, which was not too cold. When he awkwardly shredded the ice, put it into the drink, and returned to the living room, Gu Ye was already asleep.

Yu Ze just held the water cup, stood in front of Gu Ye and looked at him for a while, until he heard Gu Ye's gentle breathing sound, Yu Ze put down the water cup and called Gu Da.

When I heard that Gu Ye was asleep at Yu Ze's house, Gu Decheng said embarrassed, "This child is too slippery, how can he spend the night outside? I send someone to pick him up."

"No need," Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye's face and said slowly: "He has fallen asleep. Today, he saved 38 children."

Gu Decheng asked anxiously: "He went to save people? Did he get hurt?"

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye as she slept, and a little tenderness appeared in her eyes. "No, I'm tired."

"That's good," Gu Decheng relieved. "Please take care of him, hard work."

Yu Ze said calmly: "Uncle Gu is polite, goodbye."

Gu Decheng raised his eyebrows. Yu Ze had previously been rusty and called him Mr. Gu, or President Gu. Is this a fate with the third child and changed his tune?

Mrs. Gu kept her ears while listening, and saw Gu Decheng put her phone down. Then she said, "No, what is it to sleep in someone else's house? Or come back."

Gu's father didn't take it seriously, "I believe Yu Ze's character will not take him bad."

"This is not a matter of character! You said that Yu Zedu is twenty-six, and normal people have to be girlfriends, right? Our second child often has a gossip, although it is the actress who deliberately stabbed him for scandals But you do n’t find it strange that Yu Ze does n’t even have a lace news? ”

Gu Decheng praised, "That's what he handled well, the second child is not reliable."

Mrs. Gu is still a bit uneasy. She is a sensitive mother and always feels uneasy.

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye's sleeping cheek, raised his hand, and gently touched Gu Ye's face, his deep eyes half-squinted, still unable to hide the strength in his eyes. Thinking of Gu Ye's perverted but kind-hearted temperament, Yu Ze couldn't help but hooked his mouth, bent over, hugged Gu Ye, and returned to his bedroom.

A few minutes later, Yu Ze took a quilt and went to the guest room. After calculating the success rate of making his bed, he returned to the living room with a cold face, and slept on the sofa expressionlessly.

The next morning, Gu Ye got up and came to the living room with a look of confusion, seeing Yu Zhe lying on the sofa, and he was sober. How did he switch positions with Yu Ze last night?

Gu Yezheng was embarrassed and reluctant to think deeply. The doorbell was ringing. Yu Ze slowly opened his eyes and sat up, saying to Gu Ye, "Good morning."

Gu Ye blinked, "OK."

Yu Xie went to open the door. Secretary Liu saw Gu Ye shocked and almost dropped her hand early. She hurriedly handed it to Yu Xie. Secretary Liu lowered her head, covered her disability, and pulled out a pair of shoes from her pocket. Put on it, and my heart has exploded. He didn't sleep well after receiving two early calls last night. He spent the night wondering which goblin confuses Gao Leng's general manager, never thinking! Turned out to be a man! Looking at Ye's familiar face again, Secretary Liu felt that she looked really fair.

Yu Ze put the rice on the table. "I took you home after breakfast."

Gu Ye pointed his finger and forgot, "No, I'll take a taxi by myself and go under the overpass." Seeing Yu Ze showing a puzzled expression, Gu Ye said with a smile: "Someone came to give me money today."

Yu Ze: "..."

As a good decathlon secretary, Secretary Liu has put on gloves and started cleaning. Upon hearing what Gu Ye said, she was surprised and asked, "Can this be counted?"

Gu Ye smiled, "Yes, you are in trouble today, um ... don't touch hot and cold water."

Secretary Liu lowered her head and said that she was really talkative and asked herself a disaster.

Gu Ye ate, and suddenly thought of what happened last night, he explained: "Yes, I lied to that little girl last night. I didn't take advantage of you, you can rest assured."

Yu chooses a hand, and puts the steamed dumplings put down again.

Gu Yegang wanted to ask what was wrong, he heard "Ouch", he and Yu Ze looked at each other, walked quickly to the kitchen, and saw Secretary Liu holding the water cup in an awkward face, the position of the pants crotch was full of water.

"Master Gu, it's too accurate." Secretary Liu squeezed this sentence awkwardly, her face flushed, and she was very fortunate to hear Gu Ye's words, and took a glass of water at room temperature in case it was hot water or ice water ... … It hurts to think about it!

Gu Ye didn't know what to say, he could only give the other side a sympathetic look.

When he went back for dinner, Gu Ye found that Yu Zhe seemed to be angry, because the other person had eaten all the steamed dumplings he liked, and wiped his mouth without expression, and pushed him a piece of beef and celery.

Gu Ye was eating slowly, confused, why? No one messed with him!

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He Yunyi hesitated to drive for more than four hours, ran more than 800 miles, and finally came to the imperial capital again, came to the early morning, and met Gu Ye and Gu Yang under the overpass.

After listening to Gu Ye's words, he went eastward all the way. By chance, he found a factory. After some discussion, the factory manager took out the inventory and asked him to deliver the goods first. The factory has also kept the work of hundreds of workers.

He Yunyi was not only grateful to the boss, but also Gu Ye who pointed out the direction. He originally planned to wait here for a few days, hoping to find Gu Ye. After all, Gu Ye said that summer vacation was here, but did not say which day of summer vacation. Unexpectedly, when he got out of the car, he saw that Gu Ye was in the same position. There was a long line of young faces around him. Wasn't that the young man he was looking for?

"There are ten non-burials in the mansion, every offense will hurt the children and grandchildren. Your face is painless and harmless. The site of the ancestral tomb is no problem. Why do you want to move the grave?" Gu Ye looked at the face in front of him, really Don't understand.

Dasao smiled embarrassedly, "Isn't that burying a feng shui land to bless grandchildren to make a fortune? My ancestor's grave in my hometown was just found casually."

Gu Ye snorted slowly, saying slowly: "You, do n’t worry about eating and drinking, and your children and grandchildren are full of blessings that others do n’t want. You ca n’t afford to toss your ancestors for the sake of future generations. You want to fold the blessings of future generations, don't you say? "

"It's the same way." Dasaoer nodded in agreement. "Then give me another word to see if my son can be promoted this year?"

Gu Ye stood up and smiled, "No, today's gossip is over."

"Where is it? Am I not the ninth?"

Gu Ye pointed to He Yunyi, who was standing at the back of the crowd. "That old customer made a reservation three months ago."

Seeing that everyone was gone, He Yunyi stepped forward and said excitedly: "Sir, we have met again!"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I knew I didn't read the wrong person, and you would come back and give me that 30,000 yuan."

He Yunyi laughed, hurriedly took out his wallet, took out a card from the back, and wrote the password on the back. "This is 60,000 yuan. Thank you for your guidance."

Gu Ye took it, squinted and looked at it, "It's 30,000 more, oh, I don't have the reason to return the money in my hands. I'll give you another piece of advice. Three years later, don't let your son be in deep water. . "

He Yunyi is full of excitement. His son is only one year old now, and he likes to play in the water. Mr. Xiao reminded him of this. Maybe ... He Yunyi was scared out of cold sweat. Gu Ye smiled, picked up his Mazar, and waved, "No more, it's enough. Your hardest time has passed. The business in the business is up to you, as long as you stick to the present Share the original intention, seek development with quality, and look forward to the future. "

With Gu Ye's remarks, He Yunyi, who was still a little bit stubborn, straightened his waist and was full of confidence.

Gu Ye took the money, went to a mobile cash machine, took 200,000 from his account, and transferred it to Hope Primary School. He has transferred countless times in this account, and he is familiar with it. He forgot to check the other accounts that need to be funded.

When I returned home at noon, just in time for dinner, Gu Decheng asked, "What did you do yesterday? How did you save someone? Is it dangerous?"

"Not dangerous," Gu Ye spread his hands, and said with ease, "I just saved it and ran for a few laps."

Gu Decheng was relieved, "Don't be a bad person, protect yourself first. If you can talk to Yu Ze, you must also learn from others."

Gu Ye didn't care, and was still grieving about the Sanxian Steamed Dumplings being eaten. "I won't do business, and he won't count."

"How much money can Gua Gua earn? Are you going to do Gua Gua for your whole life?"

"It's okay to feed myself in this life. It's boring to make too much money."

"You will be married in the future, and let the girl follow you to the stall under the overpass?"

"I may not be home, and no one will follow me."

Gu Ye said that his parents were bothered, "Why?"

Gu Ye touched his chin and said deeply: "To be honest, I don't know whether I like men or women, or maybe a ghost. As long as I look good and look good, I may like it , I don't know what species it is. "

Gu Gu immediately felt that his blood pressure was about to go up.

As soon as Mrs. Gu saw that her husband's face wasn't right, he hurriedly winked at Gu Ye and asked him to shut up. "The child is still young. It's a bit early to talk about this. When I have time to fall in love, I might find a girl I like. Right, Today, several schools called and I refused. After listening to my son, I went to the First Capital University and was close to home. "

Gu Ye smiled and narrowed her eyes. "Thank you mom!"

"You are the most obedient. When your brother is on vacation, I want to go there for a week, so you can go too."

Gu Ye smiled, her mother was a farmer, her parents contracted a mountain, planted fruit trees, and she had a younger brother, who had been crying. How do you say, the family members are honest, their heart is not bad, they are not bad to him, but they are not biological, and they are a bit awkward. When the family talks, what does he follow?

"I'm so old, just follow me."

Mrs Gu was not assured. "Where are you at home?"

Gu Ye nodded, "Eat and night with my dad. If my dad doesn't come back at noon, I can ask my nanny to cook for me. I can go out to eat with my classmates if you don't want to eat. You can rest assured and bring your grandparents . "

Gu Ye didn't want to go, and Gu Yang naturally didn't want to go either. Madam Gu squeezed his son's ears angrily, "You have to go! Just listen to the performance and leave."

Gu Ye gave my brother a look that you asked for blessings in all aspects.

Soon, Gu Yang's results came out, and the Chinese test paper forgot to write the name, 0 points. 52 points for normal math. Normally done in English, 68 points. Physics, chemistry, biology, geography, history, and politics all do not exceed 60 points, the lowest in the whole year. Gu Yang returned with a single grade, and Gu Ye knew that the child was cold.

Sure enough, his mother wore high heels and chased Gu Yang for half an hour with a feather duster, and finally let him go when she couldn't run. She sat in the living room and wiped her tears, "I'm afraid I'm not stupid! You Isn't it silly! "

Gu Yang squatted at the door and whispered: "Can you blame me? I don't want to take the exam? I think I did it right, but the teacher didn't give me any points."

Mrs. Gu wants to beat him with bare feet, Gu Ye rushes over, grabs his mother, and persuades him earnestly: "You almost have it, he has a meal to wait for, and you will show mercy."

As soon as Mrs. Gu heard it, she even wanted to cry. It was both distressed and angry. There was no other way. She cried when she turned around and hugged Gu Ye. "Mom can't live this day. When Mom gets old, Mom will count on you! You I can't trust this waste! "

Gu Ye smiled and patted her on the back with a smile, "Okay, you are old, I am old age, I am raising!"

Gu Yang sat heartlessly in the doorway and spit out a sentence: "Moms are made of water, and they love to cry."

Gu Yexian glanced at him, this silly child, how much do you want to suffer?

After a while, Dad Gu came back. The first thing was to get Gu Yang's transcript. Seeing that tragic score, Dad Gu looked around angrily and felt the feather duster used by Mrs Gu.

Gu Ye stood on the second floor, lying on the fence, watching this domestic violence in the hall, exhaled expressionlessly, went back to sleep.

The next day, Gu Yang, who had a double double, went to his family. Gu Ye took the dog king's head and took a deep breath. Without Gu Yang's trouble, he felt that the whole family was quiet.

Gu Decheng held a document and called Gu Ye: "This is your second brother's thing, you can give it away."

"Ah?" Gu Ye froze the dog king's ears. He also wanted to set up a stall, and the task came again.

Gu Decheng said solemnly: "It's very important, you must hand it to your second brother."

"Oh." Gu Ye helplessly took over, "What is the name of my second brother?"

Gu Decheng said angrily: "Yuming Media Entertainment! You are really a younger brother, you don't know what your brother is doing."

"I'm sorry!" Gu Ye stooped to apologize, and the attitude of admitting a mistake was unexpectedly unprepared, and he quickly walked out of the house without giving Dad any chance to preach. He went out to send a message to his second brother, asked for an address, and called a taxi. On the way, Gu Ye didn't think it was right. What documents should he send in person and must be handed in to the second brother? Gu Ye looked at the file bag, but he didn't notice anything abnormal. What's the old man's idea?

Gu Ye subconsciously pointed his finger and figured it out. After all the calculations, the expression on his face was distorted, and there was only one sentence in his heart: I'll go! Dad is also a fox!

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