I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Chapter 32: Streaking for thousands of years

Gu Ye died silently. What's wrong with this big brother?

The hesitant brother hesitated, and handed Gu Ye a bell, "Call me when you need help."

Gu Ye looked at the bell, gripping the power of the soul. No matter where it rang, the ghost would hear it, and it was a talisman. Ask someone to give a gift in advance, this operation is OK, Gu Ye smiled and accepted, "What then?"

The ghost would sink in: "Two things, one, can't tell the Lord that I exist."

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Lord? This title ... how many years have you died?"

"Too long, forgotten."

Gu Ye was speechless, okay, this reason is also OK, "Why not tell him?"

"He won't allow things that are invisible and beyond his control to stay with him."

Gu Ye's eyebrows, is Yu Ze's personality like this? It looks very gentle. He wondered, "Why are you following him?"

"The Lord rescued me three times, and I protect him III."

Gu Ye gave a stern expression and said with emotion: "Well, I see. I will keep the secret for you. What about the second thing?"

The ghost would pause for a moment, and asked in a trembling, "Can you, lend me some money?"

Gu Ye: "Oh!"

The ghost will smile at Gu Ye as soon as he looks at him, and he will hold his fist, and then he will fly away. Gu Ye hurriedly stopped him, "Brother Gui! Wait for a while!"

The ghost will turn his back to Gu Ye, but stop obedient.

Gu Ye took out a cinnabar pen and amulet paper from the drawer, drew a spell with hidden ghosts, and handed it to the ghost brother outside the window. I really do n’t know how he got so unassuming and was not captured by the Xuanshu Society .

"I will burn your money tomorrow, rest assured, I promise you everything will be done."

The elder brother held his fist in front of Gu Ye again, took his big knife and flew away quickly, embarrassed to stay for a second. Gu Ye thought for a few times, seeing him several times, it seems that except for the mask, he has been surrounded by black ghosts. How could this elder brother have died for thousands of years, that is to say, this elder brother has never been worshipped, and he has no clothes even?

Lying down! Streaking for thousands of years!

Even if he streaked, he had to repay him. Gu Ye was full of admiration for Brother Ghost.

After closing the window, Gu Ye inserted a piece of paper into the bell, made the bell dumb, then took off a string of beads on his wrist, tied the bell and beads together, and put it back on his wrist, watching the matching It was quite harmonious, and the corners of her mouth were raised with satisfaction, so she put the young lady in the porcelain bottle and planned to talk.

"I don't know your name yet."

"I don't have a name." The beauty in red stood aside with a soft face, her voice was tender and sweet, quite like the gentleness of a Jiangnan woman.

Gu Ye thought about it, "What about red beans? Seeing you, I thought of the word Acacia red beans, which is beautiful."

The beauty in red was worshipped, "Red beans thank the master for his name."

Gu Ye sighed, that was the master, this is the master, and he had a toothache when he heard, "If you want to follow me, call me master. If you have a place you want to go, I can help you too."

Hongdou shook his head and insisted on the original idea, "No, I have nowhere to go in this world, just follow the young master."

"That's okay." Gu Ye didn't advise, looking at this seductive beauty, so obedient and obedient, his eyes were clean and transparent, not a little mundane, only gratitude to him. Think again about the ghost brother who streaked for thousands of years in order to repay, Gu Ye felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. "Ghosts still know the graciousness, and take the word benevolence right in their hearts. Even if they are reincarnated, don't they dare to forget it. Why do I see so many ingratitude people? I have seen so much and have a little doubt about life."

Gu Ye was originally sentimental. I didn't think what Red Bean could say. I never thought that Red Bean thoughtfully advised: "Everything in the world has yin and yang, and there is good and bad. Maybe the young master can see the secret, just to Find the bad guys on behalf of God, and punish the bad guys. There are many aspects of beauty, and you do n’t touch them often. "

Gu Ye blinked in surprise, "Hongdou, what you said makes sense, it's rare that you have this understanding." Gu Ye took off the string of beads on his wrist again, "It is said that this is my mother's relic. The Taoist monk gave her, red beans, you can try to attach it to this bead. "

Red beans obediently turned himself into a plume of smoke, and really attached to it.

Gu Ye smiled and bowed his eyes in surprise, and casually brought back a lonely spirit in the painting. I did not expect to have such a high level of understanding, but also had a relationship with the Buddha. "Red beans, I will buy you some Buddhist scriptures tomorrow. , Self-cultivation. "

The bead glowed a red light, and then it was the same as usual. Gu Ye smiled, lying on the bed watching the beads and bells, and fell asleep with satisfaction.

At six o'clock the next morning, Zhao Pengyu called to wake up Gu Ye and summoned him to assemble and go fishing! Gu Ye was so embarrassed that he got up, thinking that if he couldn't catch a fish today, he would kick Zhao Pengyu into the water.

At the reservoir, Gu Ye rented a fishing rod, rented a lounge chair, and fell asleep directly by the water.

Zhao Pengyu hated him. "You came to fish, you didn't come to sleep. Can't you fish for lunch?"

"Who said I didn't fish?" Gu Ye lazily watched the beauty sister sitting on Xiao Ma Zha, holding his fishing rod intently, Gu Ye yawned, and confidently said: "My fish will be on its own Climb up the fishing rod and jump into the bucket. "

Zhao Pengyu rolled his eyes and believed your ghost!

It didn't take long for Gu Ye to lift the fishing rod beside him, and a big fish was pulled out of the water by himself, jumping into the bucket.

Zhao Pengyu, who was on the side, jumped up in shock, "Well! Gu Ye! What kind of magic technique did you use ?!"

Gu Ye lazily supported his chin, twisted the juice on his hand, handed it to his mouth, Gu Ye took a sip, and said, "Maybe I look good, and fish love me."

"Yeah!" Zhao Pengyu finished, and suddenly thought of the spirit body that Gu Ye took away, it was a spirit, not a ghost, and he could come out during the day. Could it be ... Yes, I refuse to be with you. "

Gu Ye smiled, "I want to apply for off-campus housing because I want to take my babies with me. Would you like to pay the rent with me?"

"I reject!"

"Come on hero ~"

"Dad, let me go!" Zhao Pengyu felt chilly as soon as he thought of a group of things he couldn't see.

Gu Ye sighed with regret, "Can I only live by myself? Alas! The rent near Imperial University is very expensive."

Zhao Pengyu was speechless. "You show people Feng Shui, you can make a lot of money at one time, and you can't afford the rent? You still think about which major you want to study."

"My dad enrolled in the university accepted my wish, and I plan to listen to him in the major. I will study business management with you."

Zhao Pengyu took it seriously, "Yes, your father can't let you tell fortunes all the time."

Gu Ye shook his finger. "No, no, no, I just comfort him. I study everything the same, I have to go to the stall under the bridge."

Zhao Pengyu: "... I didn't say the previous sentence."

Zhao Pengyu is a kind of person who can do well if he wants to do it. Before he came, he read the fishing manual in advance, and hooked any fish he wanted, and he really caught a lot of fish. At noon, the two ate two and took back more than twenty. The two were divided into bags, and each returned a large bag to his mother-in-law. The smell was so heavy that the taxi master wanted to refuse to carry them.

Gu Yang had already gone to school when Gu Ye arrived home, and the family was extra quiet. Mrs. Gu took the scissors alone and paced in the back garden. When she saw unpleasant flowers, she clicked a pair of scissors and stuffed them into a vase.

Gu Ye handed the fish to the babysitter and asked, "Mom, who made you angry?"

Mrs. Gu angrily trimmed a whole rose, and gritted her teeth and said, "I want a dog!"

"Live."

"The best and the most expensive!"

Gu Ye couldn't help crying. "What stimulation did you get?"

Mrs. Gu was angry when she remembered, "The old woman Duan Ying raised a little dog, and pitted me!"

As soon as Gu Ye heard that, she didn't know which lady's dog frightened the mother. It was probably a fool. The mother was revengeful. Gu Ye suggested: "Then don't raise the most expensive, you should have the most lethal, keep a big wolf dog, and let it give you another one."

"Good idea!" Madam Gu frowned, "I want a huge dog!"

That night braised fish, squirrel fish, stewed fish, fried fish, steamed fish, a table of fish was put on the table, rows of dead fish eyes, Gu Ye looked numb, and regretted, why should I bring the booty back? After taking a few sips, Gu Ye took advantage of the family's meals, took out the bag of Ming coins bought during the day, stole an iron basin in the kitchen, ran to the rockery, and drew the paper from the bell. Come out and ring the bell, "Brother Ghost, it's time to collect the money."

Not long after the Ming Coin was lit, a ghostly figure came to Gu Ye's side, and was suppressed by Gu Ye's spell. The ghost brother is not so public now, but visually, it still gives people Great impact. With long black hair, a large knife more than two meters long, and a mask with a grimace, it looked like a squatting emotionless killer.

"I will give you a few sets of clothes to pass, there are ancient and modern ones, you can choose yourself." Gu Ye threw those sets of clothes into the brazier, looked up at Ghost Brother with a smile, eyes full of appreciation, He likes the other person's affectionate temperament, "If you need something later, you can come to me for it."

The ghost muffled his voice, "Thank you!"

The short two words seem to weigh a lot.

Gu Ye finally threw the bag into the brazier. At this time, the security guard at home found that there was a fire light here, and ran to take a look nervously. It was found that Gu Ye squatted here to burn the paper. What are you doing? "

Gu Ye said earnestly: "Shh! I'll send a courier to a friend."

The big security guard paused and ran away.

Gu Ye was wronged. What did he say? What are you running!

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In the early morning the next day, someone pulled a cage with a car and brought Mrs. Gu's puppy. The servants at home were busy building a kennel and greeted the little black dog out of the cage like a little prince. Gu Ye looked at the past with interest, his mouth twitched, and his mother bought a great dane to look at the appearance and look handsome.

Gu Ye watched his aunt lean on his waist, looking at the superiority that his aging mother had won, and asked with curiosity: "Mom, what kind of dog is your bull?"

Mrs Gu scorned, "Oh, a teddy."

Gu Ye looked at the Teddy Great Dane when he was young, and gave his mother a thumbs up in admiration. "It's cruel!"

After the puppy walked around the lawn, it started to play naughtily, with **** eyes, blinking and blinking, at a glance. Mrs. Gu named it "King of Dogs", and she could see that she had high hopes for its future combat effectiveness.

Gu Ye held the ball and teased it for a while. The dog king had already known Gu Gu, where Gu Gu went and where. He was having fun with his dog at home, and the security officer called him: "Three young men, a woman came by the door, saying that it was your classmate Xia Xiang's mother, and I was looking for you urgently."

"Xia Xiang?" Gu Ye frowned. From Xia Xiang's reaction, it can be seen that Xia Xiang's family didn't like him. It should be an exclusionary attitude. His mother came to find it personally. What happened?

As soon as Gu Ye arrived at the door, a well-dressed woman hurried over and asked with red eyes: "You are Xia Xiang's classmate, Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye nodded, "It's me."

In the next second, Xia Xiang's mother gave Gu Ye a kneel, "Sir, please save my son! My son, his life is gone!"

Gu Ye was scared and jumped out to a distance of over a meter, avoided this kneeling, and helped the mother Xia with the security guard. "Auntie, don't worry, slowly say, what happened to Xia Xiang?"

Xia Xiang's mother cried and said, "Xia Xiang's brother went to the ghost house with his classmates to explore. He was fainted in the ghost house. He came back unconscious. Then Xia Xiang followed him. The hospital is lying down. Xia Xiang's eyes can see dirty things from a young age. He must have seen something before it became this way. I heard that Zhao Pengyu was rescued by you. Please save my two sons! "

A mother who is about to lose two sons, her mood has collapsed, Gu Ye comforted: "Come calm down first, Xia Xiang is not a short-lived. I showed him that he can live to 80 years old, let's go now."

At this time in the hospital where Xia Xiang was located, the two masters collapsed and returned the money to the Xia family. "It's not that our brothers can't save it, it really can't be saved." "You see, this is all done by them! My brother's clothes have been cut, and his body is covered with fists."

The master's hair is like the tender grass that has been burdocked. On the top of his bright head, a few thin hairs are still alive, and there are still a few hairs on the sides of the ears, but they are uneven and obvious Seeing that the man who shaved his head was really good. After being spoofed for a night, they couldn't stand it!

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