I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Xiang Lei was a wicked man when he was alive. He was sentenced to death for **** and homicide, and his plot was extremely bad. After death, it is not a thing. In recent years, he has not bullied the lonely souls and ghosts around him, and even eaten ghosts, so his spiritual power is so strong.

The beautiful daughter-in-law who finally got her hands, was almost close to her mouth and flew away. Xiang Lei was furious to **** someone, whether she had a marriage contract or not, he would take it with him. From an early age, he gave everything he wanted, and there was nothing he couldn't get. Xiang Lei was overbearing.

However, it is unexpected that there is another person who is fiercer than him here!

Xiang Lei took a few steps back with this brick slab, and finally let go of the bride in his hands, and looked at Gu Ye with a dreadful look.

The young man in front of him was young, with red lips and white teeth, beautiful and exquisite. Now, because of his anger, his face was a little red, and his fair white skin could be broken, and he looked even more beautiful than that bride. Xiang Lei was originally a bastard, and Su Su didn't remember the master. When she saw Gu Ye, she moved her color center, pointed at Gu Ye's nose, and said excitedly, "She won't marry, you marry!"

Gu Ye was smirked, squeezing his teeth and squeezing out a sentence: "You're afraid you don't want to lose your soul!"

Gu Ye simply wanted to punch him just now. He did n’t even have a charm. Xiang Lei did n’t know that he had irritated Gu Ye completely. He only looked at Gu Ye, his face looked good, and his figure looked good. The more he looked, the more satisfied he was. You can resist me after you learn a little Taoism. No one dares to mess with me when I'm alive. I have eaten several Taoists like you! "

"Oh!" Gu Ye sneered, took a cinnabar pen from his pocket, and drew a few times on the tile, and the golden aura instantly crawled over the whole tile. Gu Ye drew the weight in his hand, feeling that he could take advantage of it without saying a word, and rushed straight to face the face.

Xiang Lei was a little jealous when he saw the golden light from this slab. The golden light was formed by the power of merits. The ghosts were afraid of this most sacred thing, and raised his arms to Lei subconsciously, but Gu Ye did not expect This brick is like the holy weapon for demons and demons. His arm is like a crab leg blocking a car, and it is smashed. Jin Guang passed through his whole body through his arm, and even his soul trembled, screaming at Lei's painful "ahhhh", scaring away the wild ghosts who wanted to see the lively.

Ordinary people can't hear his scream, but Gu Ye can hear it clearly. This sound is really unpleasant. It hurts the eardrums. Gu Ye directly slabs the brick into this bastard's mouth, "Shut up!"

Xiang Lei's teeth were all swayed by Gu Yeji. Furious wanted to kill Gu Ye, Gu Ye froze his face and moved his fist directly. The punch was the same as punching a sandbag. Hey! I have eaten ghosts and nipples! I've waved you! "

Xiang Lei's dark ghostly spirit was beaten by Gu Ye with a punch, with golden light on his fist, his soul trembling with the beating, and he screamed in pain, as if the spirit would be dissipated in the next second. The ghostly sting was broken. Every time he wanted to unite again, Gu Ye made him feel despair when he was about to succeed.

The couple Liu Chao and Li Cui hugged each other and looked at Gu Ye's appearance of beating a ghost. They were frightened and shivered, especially when Gu Ye raised his fist, they always wanted to step back a little, for fear of being swept by the golden light, Get a soul flying away.

Until the ghostly spirit of Xiang Xianglei could no longer gather, Gu Ye stopped, holding Xiang Lei's hair with one hand, like dragging a broom, dragging Xiang Lei into his yard, holding the two couples still Did not follow up, Gu Ye stared angrily at the door, "You two come in."

Liu Chao and Li Cui were frightened to follow quickly, and closed the leaky wooden door of Gu Ye's house.

Gu Ye threw Xiang Lei's ghost to the ground like a mud, stepping on him, moving a Maza from the house to the door, sitting there, looking murderous.

"you!"

The accused Liu Chao froze.

"You go to your daughter-in-law's house to make trouble, and her whole family can't sleep. No matter what method is used to make them scared." Gu Ye drew a charm, "This charm can enhance your aura, make a big noise Noisy, understand? "

"you!"

The accused Li Cui was afraid to hide behind Liu Chao.

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, how could he be so scary? !!

"You go to this mentally handicapped house, will the corpse be?"

The young couple were aggressive and did not understand why Gu Ye arranged this way.

Gu Ye looked at them as if they were mentally handicapped. He said that no one on the Internet said that people in love were not high in intelligence. "They are all ghosts. Do n’t make a noise and deserve to be haunted. Isn't it the word haunting? As soon as Li Liang came back, Li Cui's body was returned. Whether it can be returned tomorrow depends on how the two of you are doing tonight. "

"Oh! Understood!" The couple finally understood, and flew out like an arrow off the string in Gu Ye's eye threat, "What's in the ink, do you want to be beaten?"

Gu Ye looked at Xiang Lei again, and raised a verdict in disgust. Such a **** might as well let his soul fly away.

At this time, a "squeak" sound, the worn wooden door was pushed away from the outside, someone stood at the door and shouted: "Anyone?"

Gu Ye frowned and was interrupted by the unexpected guest, making him feel very uncomfortable. Two people in black shirts came to the yard and saw Gu Ye and Xiang Lei's ghost lying in front of him. The teenager who walked in front couldn't hold his breath. "What's the matter with you, how did you get him home? We've been looking for him for several days! Was the soul of the female ghost taken away by you?" of?"

Gu Ye raised an eyebrow and was dissatisfied with this statement. "What is robbing? The young couple wanted to be together, and said that they would rather demolish a temple than a marriage. Did n’t your master tell you this?"

The young man was said so, and he had nothing to say, as if it was such a reason.

The middle-aged man calmed his face. "It does n’t help the ghosts either. It ’s the rules of the metaphysical world. The more you help the more you get tangled. Did n’t your master tell you this?"

Gu Ye looked at their faces and was happy. "You are his master. No wonder your apprentice speaks without a brain. Your master's brain is not so good." Gu Ye was lying on the ground, soul. Xiang Lei, who had been shackled, said, "It is this mental retardation that crosses a bar, everyone is married, and he is also coming to grab someone. Your Xuanshu Society has eyes with long feet? Is this a thing? Do n’t understand? ”

Gu Yezhen's face was red and red, and the little apprentice wanted to have an attack but couldn't find a suitable reason. The more he thought about it, the more rational Gu Ye said. He looked at his master and said dumbly: "It seems that this ghost is really wrong . "

"Shut up! The point is not right or wrong, but rules!" The middle-aged man scolded the apprentice, "Rules are rules!"

Gu Yexuan laughed, "Good children are taught by you. Children, I tell you, humans and ghosts are the same, right and wrong, you must learn to judge for yourself. Such things as Wang Ba Dan, whether they are ghosts or not , When the **** are all bastards, do you want to beat the bastards, and whether he is a man or a ghost? "

The young man was stunned by Gu Ye, thinking carefully about Gu Ye's words, his eyes suddenly turned bright. From the moment he entered the circle of Taoism, everyone told him to obey the rules, otherwise he would be condemned. Today Gu Ye pushed him to open the door to the new world. It turned out to be like this! so cool!

When looking at the apprentice's eyes, middle-aged people can't help but find a tape to seal Gu Ye's mouth. This is simply a mistake!

"You're looking for this thing, give it, catch it!" Gu Yele was relaxed, raised one foot, and kicked Xiang Lei's feet like that of the teacher and apprentice.

The middle-aged man saw that Gu Ye wanted to shake his hand and he would not do it. This ghost is so evil that he can only let his soul fly away. Who wants to do this? "There is an unwritten rule in our aristocratic circle. Regardless, just leave it alone. Since you have already started, we will not intervene."

"Don't, you are serious. I am a nomad passing by." Gu Ye said with a smile in his mouth, spreading his hands with two hands, and cheerfully said, "It is the responsibility of your Xuanshu Society to deal with these things, but you are paid For example, fathers are the ones who save people. I save people easily, at best, they are wild fathers. You are the dears. "

The middle-aged person is blushing and angry, what kind of father and father? Feeling scolded!

After Gu Ye said, he moved into the house with his little horse and closed the door. He was too lazy to talk to them and lay back to bed to sleep. Tomorrow is going to buy things for the old man to go to the grave, he is very busy.

The master and apprentice helplessly collected Xiang Lei's ghost and took it back to deal with it. The little apprentice looked at the door closed by Gu Ye, couldn't help running, lay on the crack of the door and whispered, "My name is Luo Huai. What's your name?"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes. "Gu Ye's brother, Gu Ye on the 2nd."

"Master! He is the younger brother of Gu Ye! The one who rescued a city citizen with forbidden technique! So handsome!" The apprentice jumped around his master excitedly, "My idol! What awesome!"

"Shut up! That's a taboo in the circle. He doesn't follow the rules and often uses forbidden techniques. You must not learn him!"

"So handsome!"

"Shut up! Don't mention that name!"

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At this time, Li Cui's house was more lively than here. After selling his daughter, Li Dahai has heard a lot of gossip, knowing that his neighbors scolded him, he is considered famous in the town. Many old people say he will get retribution. Even his daughter-in-law cried every day and said that the girl would hate them. In the past two days, Li Dahai was a little suspicious. When he heard a little movement in the middle of the night, he got up and took a look.

Tonight, the sky is extraordinarily dark, and the air seems to be different from the past. Li Dahai is turning over and over again and cannot sleep, always feeling that something is watching him.

Suddenly, the living room "snapped" and something was broken. Li Dahai couldn't bear the fear and turned on the lights to take a look. The family portrait he had taken before had fallen to the ground and broke into several pieces. Li Dahai just stunned in his heart, and said that she must have returned.

Suddenly, the lights went out!

The black hands in the room could not see the five fingers, and the invisible things would make people feel more horrified. Li Dahai shivered and asked, "Cui Cui? Is that you Cui Cui?"

There was a "snap" again, Li Haida was scared and almost sat on the ground, then the contents of the room flew up on his own, and "slapped" fell to the ground. Li Haida was holding his head in fear, terrified. Shouted: "Don't make a noise, girl! Don't make a noise! ​​I and your mother have raised you so much. You said it would be gone, I have to find a way to earn some coffin books?"

There was no movement in the room. Li Dahai thought that Li Cui had listened in, and wanted to persuade him. At this time, he made a noise, and the table at home flew out, and then the sofa stood up again. Compared to just now, he " "Girl" is even more fierce.

Li Dahai was almost scared to urinate, and he squatted in the corner of the wall, when the light suddenly turned on again.

"What's going on?" Li Cui's mother turned on the light, and her little daughter came out of the other room, watching the room get messed up, and asked her husband squatting in the corner angrily: "What do you want if you don't sleep at night? ? "

Because her husband sold her eldest daughter, Li Cui's mother had serious grievances against her husband, and she didn't want to sleep with him in the same room.

The little daughter was the same, her eyes were full of contempt. Her sister made money while alive, and her dad used it to smoke and drink. His elder sister died and he didn't even let the body down, which made her completely chilling.

"Cui Cui is back! Cui Cui is back!" Li Haidai crawled to the door and could not stay in this room anymore. He was scared, really scared.

"If you don't do bad things, are you afraid of what my sister is doing?" The little girl is also sharp-skinned, and her mouth is poisonous. "My sister didn't say to take you away."

As soon as Li Cui's mother came home, she whispered in red eyes: "Cui Cui, are you complaining to your parents? Your father is not human!"

Crying at Li Cui's mother, the light went out, and the whole family was taken aback. Then, the light was turned off, turned off, and flashed back dozens of times. Li Cui's mother couldn't carry it. Crying loudly, "Mom knows you're wronged, Cui Cui, don't make trouble, tomorrow, let your dad return the money, pick you up and let you go to Liu Chao, let's not make trouble, okay?"

After Li Cui's mother said this, the light did not flash again.

After a while, Li Dahai found that he was really okay. He stood up and yelled at his wife and children: "Send the money back? What do I spend? When can I make 50,000 yuan? "

The little girl froze with a cold face: "You sit and eat at home and wait to die, you won't make 50,000 in your life."

"I ..." Li Dahai was speechless, and the temper said by the little girl suddenly burst into a slap and wanted to hit someone. "You eat what you eat and eat! What you eat and wear now are all given by Laozi!"

"My mother gave it! My mother made money for cleaning people!"

"I beat you to death!"

His eyes narrowed and he was going to make a noise again. At this moment, the TV set at home suddenly flew up and smashed in front of Li Dahai. Li Dahai was frightened to a lie on the ground, and the TV stopped above his head. Next, he almost didn't shoot him.

Li Dahai was so scared that he didn't dare to move, holding his head like a quail.

At this time, Sister Li Cui pointed at the wall, her eyes widened in shock, "Mom! Look!"

A striking line of red blood was written on the wall: Mom, divorce, you will have a better life without him.

Seeing this, Ms. Li Cui sat on the ground with her face in her arms, and broke into tears. Indeed, she and her younger daughter would have a better life without this lazy man. When her daughter is dead, she can't rest assured. What else can't she let go, why care about the eyes of others? This marriage has to be divorced.

Here is the excitement. The home of Li Cui is directly frightening.

Because the bride sat up from the coffin!

The people in the shed were scared, and the gentleman who invited him to the house looked at it. The red envelopes were gone. To be honest, he couldn't manage it. He hadn't learned how to fight zombies, and ran away. Xiangjia was messed up, scared to find someone at a high price to send Li Cui's body back overnight. Can the corpse be ok? Who dares to have such a daughter-in-law?

So the day after dawn, a hearse stopped at the door of Liu Chao's house. After removing a phoenix coffin, he turned the car and drove away at a high speed.

Gu Ye woke up until noon, just to see the cremated car coming out of Liu Chao's house. He watched them go far away, shrugged, and completed one piece of merit. He yawned, went back to change clothes, and went to town.

I ordered three dishes, a soup, and half a bowl of rice in a restaurant. Gu Ye was full and stretched out. He went to the wreath shroud shop and bought a sack of mushy paper, a pig, and a pig. A cow, a horse, and a two-story building. After thinking about it, I pointed to the mahjong machine standing in the corner. "That, give me one too."

The boss looked at his subtle eyes and wrote it in the book.

Gu Ye smiled and asked: "Boss, can you deliver home if you buy more?"

The boss and uncle do n’t know what he is happy about. Generally, people who come to buy things here are crying. When they see such a happy customer for the first time, they are a bit uncomfortable. "If the home is in this town, we can give more Delivery. "

"Okay, here, this, and this one, all for my master! Hey? The eight little girls, too, for my master!"

The boss uncle drew his lips, and said to himself what a bad luck Master had received such a bad luck apprentice, and gave him eight beautiful women.

"The workmanship is fine, the workmanship is precious, five hundred one, eight are four thousand."

"It's all right, all the best!" Gu Ye took a chin and looked around the shop again, and suddenly sang out, "Boss, that tractor, you can give me one too."

The thought of his master driving a tractor, and a group of big beautiful girls sitting in the bucket of the car, the gas smoky as soon as the gas pedal was popped up, and the picture exploded!

When the leader of the Xuanshu Society's investigation team found Gu Ye, Gu Ye squatted in front of his master's grave and gave him a beautiful girl and a tractor. After seeing what he burned, the leader The expression on his face is quite exciting.