I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Wednesday, August 26.

The comet hovered in the night, stretching its emerald green tail, and the moon shed a little light.

【Dawu, let's play together! 】

Kiraqi floated around happily, his telepathy sounded, and his eyes were bent into crescents.

"Kou Jie!"

Ghost Stone chuckled, and in the shocked eyes of everyone, he stretched out his hand and pinched Kiraqi's cheek.

"Koujie! o(*≧▽≦)ツ" (so soft!)

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment.

How dare you pinch the face of a legendary elf, Ghost Stone!

Kiraqi tilted his head, the ribbon on his head hung down, and then smiled.

[Everyone, play together! 】

"Kiraqi is very easy to get along with." Shafiya smiled and said, "I feel that he has a much better temper than those two big guys!"

"After sleeping for a thousand years, I can only recover for a short period of seven days."

Dawu leaned over and gently touched Kiraqi's head, "In terms of heart, he's just a child."

"Huh?" Kiraqi tilted his head, as if he couldn't understand what everyone was talking about, but immediately smiled innocently.

"As far as astronomical predictions are concerned, the comet will last for 24 hours." Ruby took out his phone and looked up at the sky. "It's a pity... but it doesn't seem like it will stay for too long."

"Hey! So fast?" Shafiya looked aggrieved, hugged Kiraqi into her arms, and rubbed her cheeks back and forth, "It's so cute!"

"Separation is not important, what is important is the encounter of life." Sirona smiled slightly, "It is good to leave good memories."

Good memories?

Lu Ye thought of the fireworks on the Bund, and unconsciously glanced at Sirona.

Sirona's side face was covered by blond hair, but she also turned her head and smiled slightly at Teacher Lu.

Kiraqi was playing with the elves, laughing cheerfully.

The sky was low and it was almost morning.

Teacher Lu yawned.

"Don't you have to go to the celebration tomorrow? Let's rest early."

Dawu nodded, looked at Kiraqi, and smiled: "It's time to rest, little guy."

Kiraqi lowered his head aggrievedly, reached out to Dawu for a hug, and was gently hugged by Dawu.

Lu Ye looked at this scene enviously, and looked down, and Ibrahimovic tugged at his trouser legs.

"You want it too?" Lu Ye was slightly taken aback.

"Buyi..."

Ibrahimovic lowered his head, whimpered softly, suddenly screamed softly, and was hugged by Teacher Lu.

"Let's go." Lu Ye shouted, "Ghost Stone, call back the Jenny in the river, it's time to sleep!"

Ibrahimovic looked up and blinked, not knowing what he was thinking.

...

The sky is clear and clear, the summer night is clear, and the stream is babbling.

All the elves snuggled together, snoring irregularly.

Lu Ye couldn't sleep anyway, so he went to sleep next door, and fought against the landlord with Dawu and Lubi.

Kiraqi cheered and flew around.

[Fighting Landlords, Fighting Landlords! 】

"Mr. Dawu! It's been ten rounds, you still want to play!" Ruby screamed.

"Wait until I win it back." Dawu said calmly.

The corner of Lu Ye's mouth twitched, thinking that luckily Ajin wasn't here, otherwise the two of them would probably hang out until dawn.

It was three o'clock.

The little ones have already fallen into a deep sleep, and Dawu and Ruby are also fast asleep.

Lu Ye walked out of the tent and found that Kiraqi was blooming with a faint light, hovering under the starry sky.

The blond woman in light plain clothes was sitting on the bluestone, humming an out-of-tune tune softly.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, Sirona turned her head, a rare blush appeared on her face, "That one just now... sounds good."

"After all, I gave it to you." Lu Ye sat down carelessly, "You were out of tune just now, I'll play it again for you."

Sirona pursed her lips and nodded.

The night is as cool as water, and the melodica is soothing and crisp, like the wind blowing from the wilderness.

Kiraqi was in a haze, his belly eyes opened slightly, and then closed tightly again.

"This guy... isn't very annoying." Kiraqi thought to himself.

"Valentine's Day, is there a gift in return?" Sirona asked suddenly.

Lu Ye opened his eyes wide, looked at Sirona, and suddenly lost his language function.

She... knows it's Valentine's Day?

Sirona stood up, summoned the biting land shark from the elf ball, and said softly:

"Bite the land shark fiercely, Long Xingqun."

Biting Lu Sha lightly gave Teacher Lu a glance.

The next moment, like a jet fighter, it lifted into the sky instantly, opened its mouth wide, and gorgeous white light rose into the clouds like fireworks.

It exploded with a bang, and the entire night sky was illuminated for a moment. The meteor fell and fell apart like a meteorite, and the night was burned red.

"Kou Jie!" Ghost Stone jumped out of the poke ball excitedly, and Squirrel also opened his eyes wide.

Ibrahimovic stood on Teacher Lu's shoulder, wagging his tail back and forth.

Sirona stood under the grand meteor shower, turned her back to the fiery red sky, pulled her blond hair to her ears, and said with a smile:

"For you."

Teacher Lu took a short breath, looking at the brilliant meteor shower, felt an inexplicable throbbing in his heart.

The next moment, Lu Ye's pupils shrank, and he stammered: "Then, what...the Dragon Stars are coming here!"

Sirona was slightly taken aback: "Huh?"

Kiraqi flew up suddenly, with a long ribbon flowing, and with the dazzling light blooming from his little hand, the meteorite in the entire night sky disappeared.

"Where did you transfer it?" Lu Ye was taken aback for a moment.

[The sea, the sea! ] Kiraqi responded excitedly with a childish voice.

Teacher Lu heaved a sigh of relief.

"I just wanted to make a joke." Sirona was a little embarrassed, "Meenas still has mirror reflection."

Teacher Lu's face changed slightly.

Is this how you champions joke? !

Teacher Lu, who came to his senses, sighed:

"I have received the gift in return, go to bed early, there will be a celebration tomorrow."

Sirona nodded, smiled and said, "Okay."

The exhausted Teacher Lu returned to the tent, and was about to hug Ibrahimovic to sleep, when a strange feeling suddenly slipped into his arms.

Lu Ye looked down: "Huh? Kiraqi?"

[Sleeping...] Kiraqi made a sleepy sound, lowered his head from time to time, and then fell asleep.

Teacher Lu \u0026 Ibrahimovic:? ? ?

It's just "Castle in the Sky", how can the favorability be increased so quickly? !

"Bu Yi!" (*｀盘*)

Ibrahimovic angrily pulled Kiraqi down, threw it aside, and snuggled into his arms comfortably.

Lu Ye \u0026 Kiraqi:? ? ?

Kiraqi is also a phantom beast after all, how dare you all be so fat?

"Alright, go find Dawu."

Lu Ye patted Kiraqi's little head and said with a smile, "Here, here you go, go to bed early."

Kiraqi tilted his head, took the golden cranberry carefully, and licked it with his small tongue.

Kiraqi: (′▽`〃)

Lu Ye smiled slightly.

Kiraqi, who can only revive for seven days in a thousand years... Compared with elves, the power of human beings is indeed too small.

But as long as people and elves meet, they can establish a connection, which is the charm of the elf world.

"Buy!"

Ibrahimovic huddled in Lu Ye's arms, poked out his small head, and puffed up his cheeks angrily.

...

It was dawn, and Shafiya, who was full of energy, yelled: "Mr. Lu, get up quickly! Go to the celebration!"

Lu Ye dragged his tired body to get up, and moaned:

"Donghuang's celebration is the same whether you go early or late, anyway, it's crowded with people."

"It's not the same!" Shafiah said angrily, "I checked with Ruby, this is a multi-alliance, held to commemorate this astronomical event, and you can also see rare sun rocks and moon rocks !"

Sirona thought for a while, and said, "I won't go there, it's too eye-catching."

Everyone nodded in understanding.

Mr. Dawu can at least disguise himself by wearing sunglasses and a hat.

Sister Sirona's long golden hair... I really want to hide it, but I can't hide it!

"Then are you still coming tonight?" Lu Ye asked.

"Of course." Sirona poked Kiraqi's cheek and smiled, "After all, the little guy is going home."

Kiraqi tilted his head, then floated up, and cheered:

[Play together, play together! 】

"Mr. Dawu... Is it really okay to let Kiraqi go together?" Lu Ye was a little worried.

"Leave it to me!" Ruby proudly said, "When it comes to dressing up as an elf, it's my specialty!"

Dawu smiled and nodded.

Sirona took a ride to bite the land shark: "I will come back at night."

"Then what are your plans for today?" Lu Ye asked more.

"Go challenge the gym master." Sirona smiled.

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment, and said a few words of silence in his heart for the unknown gym master.

...

The celebration was held in a small county nearby.

Decorated with lanterns and festoons, floating balls fluttering in the wind, people and elves walk side by side on the open avenue.

"There are several activities in the celebration." Shafiya swiped her phone, "Exchange meeting, auction, battle festival..."

"Why do I feel that you guys know better than me, a Donghuang person?" Lu Ye complained.

"After all, Ruby and I have been preparing for this date for a long time!" Shafiah smiled sweetly.

Damn it, I was caught off guard by a bite of dog food!

Dawu wears sunglasses and holds a disguised Kiraqi in his arms.

Lu Ye shouldered Toib, looked at the young lady in uniform on the road, and said in surprise:

"Junsha was also transferred this time?"

"It seems to be from another league."

Dawu coughed lightly: "Speaking of which, Junsha and Joy in each region are really indistinguishable..."

In the morning is the exchange meeting, which is a place for trainers to exchange elves.

Many people applied to Lu Ye to exchange Ghost Stone, but Ghost Stone licked them one by one, and all of them were paralyzed and taken away.

"Are you sure you won't attract Junsha?" The corner of Lu Ye's mouth twitched.

"Koujie!" Ghost Stone pointed at the Squirrel who was asking Junsha for directions.

Lu Ye looked strange.

Who did you learn these operations from!

Ruby and Shafiah, the young couple, slipped off to nowhere.

Dawu looked like a baby daddy, and took Kiraqi around.

Lu Ye bought an ice cream for each of the three little guys and sat on the bench to rest.

At this time, a strange man wrapped in a long robe, hat and sunglasses came over unsteadily.

"Eevee, it's a very rare elf, meow!"

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment.

Your tone of voice...why does it sound so familiar?

A man and a woman approached from both sides, shaking the elf ball in their hands mysteriously.

"Brother, do you want to exchange it with us? It's a very rare elf!"

"That's right, it's Sun Rock and Moon Rock, the kind you can't even buy with money!"

A drop of cold sweat ran across Lu Ye's forehead.

Lu Ye licked his lips, and tentatively asked in a low voice:

"who are you?"

It was as if a switch had been flipped.

The three of them shook violently, and finally couldn't help it, and with a 'shua' sound, they tore off their clothes.

Mysterious Instruction · Dress Up in One Second!

"Since you asked the question sincerely."

"Then I will tell you mercifully!"

"To prevent the universe from being destroyed."

"To protect the peace of the world!"

"Practice love and true evil."

"Lovely and charming villain!"

The red-haired woman jumped forward: "Musashi!"

The blue-haired man threw the rose in his hand: "Kojiro!"

"We are the rocket team shuttling through the galaxy, the white hole, the white tomorrow is waiting for us!"

"That's it, meow!"

The strange man tore off his robe, and Miaomiao jumped down.

"Nuuu~~Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu who was under Meowuuuuuuuu's feet.

Teacher Lu covered her face in embarrassment: "Don't you... feel ashamed?"

"Honestly, sometimes I do, but I get used to it the more times I do..."

Kojiro scratched his head mockingly, but Musashi punched him in the face.

"Stop talking nonsense, quickly hand over the Ibrahimovic in your hand!"

"The other elves here, we also accepted meow!"

Miaomiao licked the corner of her mouth, took out the instrument, and pressed the switch, a large net suddenly fell from the sky, covering the elves at the exchange meeting.

The crowd was commotion, and Junsha exclaimed: "It's the Rockets!"

The corner of Teacher Lu's mouth twitched.

Damn, why does this plot look so familiar!

If you snatch the elves, will you also snatch the cadres? !

"It's also fortunate that you two met me..." Lu Ye sighed.

"By the way, before you plan, don't you look at the opposing lineup?"

"Musashi, he seems very confident..." Kojiro whispered.

Musashi's forehead twitched, and he clenched his fist and said, "Stop talking nonsense, brat, hand over Ibrahimovic quickly! Otherwise, don't blame us for being rude to you!"

"Megan monster, Comet Fist!"

Among the crowd, a pair of iron fists shining with white light suddenly flew out, even Guo Ranweng, who had resisted Giratina, was directly blown away.

"What a disgusting feeling~~~~!!"

"Whispering~~ murmuring!"

Lu Ye looked at the trio who turned into stars, with strange expressions.

Getting blown away in less than three seconds? !

This is a bit too visual!

Looking at the crowd, Dawu in disguise retracted the ordinary golden monster and nodded towards Lu Ye.

Miaomiao looked around, froze in place, shivering: "I, I haven't left yet, meow!"

Lu Ye coughed dryly.

In order to avoid being exposed, I can only wrong you, meow!

"Ghost Stone, Shadow Ball!"

"Mouth! ()"

"It's such a disgusting feeling, meow~~~!!"

Looking at the flying stars, Lu Ye murmured:

"Using two-dimensional special effects in three dimensions...is it really okay?"

【Ding! Achievement 'Meet the Rockets Trio' achieved

Achievement reward: Kojiro's collection*1 (randomly obtained bottle caps, elf balls, etc.)]

The corner of Lu Ye's mouth twitched.

There's a 1 in 10,000 chance of getting a Poké Ball with this shit!

Lu Ye: "How dare you be more stingy!"

[? 】

Miss Junsha came quickly: "Are you all right, Your Excellency!"

"It's okay." Lu Ye looked around, and Dawu had already led Kiraqi into the crowd.

Looking at the concerned Miss Junsha again, Lu Ye felt relieved and said with a smile, "Your accent is from Kanto, right?"

"Huh?! I even corrected my accent!" Junsha blushed slightly, "Are you from Kanto too?"

"Oh, I'm from Modu."

"Wait!" Junsha's eyes suddenly lit up, "You are... Teacher Lu?"

"You are also my water friend?" Lu Ye was taken aback for a moment.

"No, no, no! It's my sisters, Joey and the others mentioned it." Junsha blushed, "You are a pioneer of medical reform and deserve respect!"

You blush with a bubble teapot!

By the way, how did I become a pioneer in medical reform? This sounds very unlucky!

"This is my business card." Junsha smiled. "I'm Junsha from Rainbow City. It's an honor to meet you!"

Anyway, if you tell me which city it is, I can't recognize it.

Lu Ye took the business card and stuffed it into his pocket: "If there is no problem, I will take my leave?"

Junsha stood at attention with a snap, and saluted, "Go slowly!"

The Rockets caused quite a ruckus, but the celebration soon resumed as usual.

Lu Ye walked towards the direction where the Rockets flew away, and murmured:

"I remember... it should be around here."

In the forest, there was a sudden rustling movement.

The Rocket trio hanging on the tree branch sighed a long time.

"Fucked up again..."

"It's all Musashi's fault, we have to grab some Ibrahimovic, otherwise we would have left early!"

"Huh? Are you still kind enough to say, who said that Ibrahimovic is too cute, and if you dedicate it to Lord Sakagi, you will definitely be promoted?" Musashi gritted his teeth.

"Meow, it's all your fault!" Kojiro turned his gun.

"Ah? What's none of my business, meow?"

"Whispering~~ murmuring!"

Lu Ye covered his forehead with a headache: "Ghost Stone, go and save them."

"Koujie!" Ghost Stone threw the trio to the ground one by one, and the three said in unison:

"That little devil just now!"

Lu Ye sighed, and took out a document made of black gold from his arms.

"Open your eyes and take a good look, whose elf you just robbed!"

Musashi narrowed his eyes and read word for word: "Team Rocket...do, cadre?!"

"Come on, just kidding! How could Donghuang have cadres!"

"But this thing doesn't look fake, meow..." Miaomiao swallowed.

"Little ghost, ah bah...you, are you really a cadre?" Musashi looked suspiciously at Luye.

Lu Ye smiled crookedly, and took out his cell phone from his pocket:

"Hey, real bird? I have three idiots here...yes, those three."

Makoto took a deep breath, adjusted his glasses, and forced a smile:

"Can you open the video? Teacher Lu?"

"OK."

Lu Ye turned his mobile phone to the trio, "Here, tell her yourself."

"Watermelon skin glasses girl!" The three said in unison.

The blue veins on the real bird's forehead popped up, and he shouted:

"How could you snatch the head of the cadre! I want to report this matter to Mr. Sakagi, you wait for the suspension of pay and demotion!"

Before the words were finished, cold sweat dripped from the foreheads of the three of them.

This scene seems to come to mind:

[The palm of the hand wearing the red agate ring slapped the sofa angrily, and a majestic voice came: Musashi, Kojiro, Meow Meow, the following offenders, sent to Africa!

The cat boss looked down at the trio, and made a sneer. 】

"No!!"

"Captain, it's a big water rushing into the Dragon King Temple, it's all a misunderstanding!" Kojiro shouted.

"That's right, meow, it's all a misunderstanding! It was Musashi who lost his head for a while!"

"Huh? Obviously it was your suggestion, Miaomiao!"

Looking at the trio who were about to start a fight, Lu Ye coughed and said, "Mainiao, leave it to me to deal with it."

Zhenniao took a deep breath and said with a smile: "The organization has prepared a retreat route for them... It's good to let them suffer a little bit, please, Mr. Lu!"

Hanging up the phone, Lu Ye was surprised.

Even the escape route is prepared... Sakagi really cares about these three people.

Glancing at the group of three who were hugging each other and crying, Lu Ye coughed dryly:

"Okay, I will give you a chance to redeem your crimes. The specifics will depend on your performance!"

"Really!" Musashi's eyes lit up.

"Just tell me, the little ones are willing to do the work of dogs and horses!"

"It would be even better if I could say a few words of kindness to Mr. Sakagi, meow~~!"

The three of them rubbed their hands in unison and laughed 'hehe'.

Lu Ye held his forehead and sighed.

It seems that you have not been promoted for so many years, it is not without reason!

"Listen well, my task is to let you set up a stall near here, preferably an ice cream stand...the kind that should be adapted to local conditions, understand?"

"But...the funds for the event are already enough, why set up a stall?" Kojiro scratched his head.

Miaomiao jumped up and slapped Kojiro on the head: "Don't worry, we've got you covered, meow!"

"I have another request."

Lu Ye shook his fingers and smiled:

"From now on, I will take 30% of all the turnover of your stalls!"

The trio looked at each other, then slipped aside suddenly, and started whispering.

"This cadre seems to be short of money?"

"It's not like we are short of money!"

"This must be a test! It's a great time to show your loyalty to Lord Sakagi, meow!"

"What Meow Meow said is right, besides, the industry is in a recession now, only 30% of it..."

The three of them got up 'swish', patted their chests and said:

"No problem, it's on us!"

The information that can be disclosed now: Ibrahimovic is about to evolve, and the next one is the fire system.

Trainer Diary, 8.15. I caught the second elf today, it was shining and cooing, it was so beautiful. It's the same style as Zhi Ye's flashing owl nighthawk.