I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Yi Lin happily opened the treasure chest of the tauren.

Before opening the box, he deliberately rubbed his palms.

It is said that this will make the hand opening the box more red.

At least in Yi Lin's "cognition", that seems to be the case.

According to legend, people and their physique cannot be generalized.

The things drawn by the red hand and the black hand are very different.

equipment?

accessories?

Armor?

material?

Every qualified player, before opening the box, will always have a certain pre-judgment of the treasures in the box.

Yi Lin feels that he is very qualified, elite, and professional.

He originally thought so.

But when Yi Lin finally dug out the treasure chest from the soil and opened it excitedly, he was taken aback.

【congratulations! Get the ‘Death Revolver’*1! 】

"???"

"Left and revolver?"

Yi Lin never thought of it.

A silver revolver lay quietly in the middle of the box.

If it were in a normal game, Yi Lin would not be so surprised to be able to obtain this equipment.

But this is a fantasy game with "steam" and "crystal" as the main style.

In Yi Lin's "cognition", this style of game, if a group of people raise their pistols BIUBIUBIU, it will instantly become the style of the ghostly animal spoof video.

"But why?"

Yi Lin lowered his head, pondering the attributes of the revolver, and the wind was messy for a while.

...

Two days later.

Two golden lights successively fell on Yi Lin's head.

【congratulations! 】

[Level up to Lv30! 】

[Get ‘God’s Points’! 】

"Finally, level 30!"

After Yi Lin left the squad, he slowed down the rhythm, and was alone in the endless swamp.

"The Tauren Family" should be the BOSS in the endless swamp setting. After being assassinated by Yi Lin one by one, after making the family tidy, Yi Lin never found a more powerful boss in the swamp, nor received any others. Hidden side missions.

Brush this area thoroughly.

"Speaking of it, the design of the'tauren family' is very interesting. Not only are the attributes, abilities, and characteristics of each tauren different, once they are dragged into the battle, the tauren in the circle is not killed in a specific round. , There will be an endless stream of tauren temporarily joining the circle."

"Moreover, the attack power of these tauren seems to be very high. If you want the'tauren family' family to die neatly at the same level, you must reasonably arrange the team's skills and set within a very short round. Fire, wave after wave to get rid of the tauren, we must also balance the ratio of recovery and output."

"Another method is... level rolling. But if the level is high, it doesn't make much sense to brush these tauren."

"The design of this game is really interesting."

Yi Lin felt that he had gradually found the fun of this game.

Although he is not playing turn-based, but behind the turn-based design, it seems that there are many interesting mechanisms hidden behind it.

"Unfortunately, I didn't intend to continue to be pitted in the turn-based system."

now.

Yi Lin held two daggers as thin as cicada wings. The two daggers were of weird shape with blood grooves on them. The blood on the daggers was full of blood, like flowing blood. They were "held by Yi Lin in some way" "In the hands.

As the blacksmith Ge Lang said, this divine sword...is blood.

Yi Lin smiled slightly and slapped his palms. The two-handed Question Mark Excalibur unexpectedly merged together, turning into the original Question Mark Excalibur again.

"Unexpectedly, the plasticity of this weapon is so strong. The'shape change' can be kneaded according to your own preferences. It can be changed into two and enjoy double happiness. In this way, when I act alone, There is no need to deliberately search for other weapons, just brush up the bond level of this'Question Mark Excalibur'."

Thinking of the fetters, Yi Lin also remembered the fetters levels marked by the two mother spirits in the "Excalibur" attribute, and it was a bit of a headache.

One is "disgust" and the other is "lost"...

What the hell?

What's so disgusting and confused?

In the past few days, Yi Lin has been immersed in the monsters, and has not had time to contact the two mother spirits in the "Excalibur", which has caused the "fetters" to be unable to rise.

"Forget it, this doesn't seem to be something that can be done in a short while."

"Is this a turn-based RPG game after all? Or is it a nurturing game... Will anyone really play this kind of hodgepodge game?"

After Yi Lin put away the "Question Mark Excalibur", he opened the [Gifts of God] panel to see the next growth path.

Incidentally.

From Lv20 to Lv29, "God-given points", Yi Lin did not hesitate to add "knowing", "attribute", and "knowing hurt" route to death.

As for the life-saving skills such as "increasing dodge rate" and "increasing health", Yi Lin decisively ignored them.

Anyway, he doesn't play turn-based.

...

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with dagger]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with dagger]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with dagger]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with dagger]

【Attentiveness】

【Spirit+0.2】

【Agility +0.2】

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with dagger]

[Knowing damage +10%]

...

Among them, at Lv25, Yi Lin unlocked a very useful BUFF skill on his god-given panel——

【Attentiveness】

[Type] Active, combat, continuous, map

【Consumption】50 crystal energy

[Effect] After use, the "heart damage" in 4 rounds is increased by 50%. If used in a "non-combat state", the effect of "concentration" disappears after causing damage.

In Yi Lin's view, this is another skill that can be added to the combo.

"If this continues, if I expose this combo in front of other'players'..."

"In addition to the'breathing method' that I have inexplicably mastered, it can greatly reduce the defense of the monster..."

"I'm very suspicious of being like this!"

Yi Lin had a headache whenever he thought of the way he spawned monsters.

It seems that it can only be low-key to the end.

Moreover, Yi Lin couldn't guarantee that his own method of spawning monsters, which could be called open, would be able to spawn unscrupulously in this world.

If the monster's defense is a thousand times stronger.

If the monster has an AOE attack skill that spreads the map over a large area.

Or some monsters have super perceptions that can pull him out of the "shadow" state...

Although the probability is not high, if these things happen, Yi Lin will also be in a difficult situation.

"I can only pile the output to the end. As long as all the monsters can be destroyed in a single second, they won't have a chance to find me."

"As long as they are not given a chance, no one can fight back."

"As long as all the monsters are in seconds, it is a perfect assassination."

Various thoughts appeared in Yi Lin's mind.

Well, he is a professional assassin, high-end player.

The God-given panel of Lv30 has once again an important branch.

"Skill……?"

Yi Lin stared at the lit hexagonal square for a moment, and finally clicked.

...

【Fake Attack】

[Type] Combat, active, continuous

【Consumption】20 crystal energy

[Effect] After use, it will cause a "0 damage" attack on the target. But in the next 3 rounds, your dodge chance will increase by 80%.

...

Originally, Yi Lin wanted to attack to the end.

Resolutely cannot "accept".

But what if you encounter the previously envisaged situation and accidentally be drawn into the cheating "turn-based"?

Then this skill is useful.

And other branch options are not very useful.

It would be better to choose the skill [feint attack] to have an extra life-saving method.

Originally, the sword saw blood, and suddenly there was zero damage with a knife, which made the monster look dumbfounded. It was pretty good to think about it.

After allocating the divine gift points, the divine bonus that Yi Lin received on his body was far different from when he had just left Rab Town.

[Heart rate when equipped with a dagger] +21%.

[Increased knowing damage] +40%.

And the [Properties] panel has become——

【Character】Irin

【Sex: Male

【Age】18

【Level】30

【Experience】12319191 (0%)

[Occupation] Assassin

【Health】706706

【Crystal Energy Value】465465

【Strength】4.2

[Agility] 5.0 (+0.6)

【Spirit】8.5 (+0.7)

【Will】8.0

【Lucky】2.6

【Charm】1.4

[Talent Skills] Calamity-ridden, Shadowless, Shadow Kill, Grip of Oblivion, Summon Mount·Night Dire

[God-given skills] Poisoned dagger, poisonous assassination, two swords, concentration, feint attack

"..."

Except for the "Question Mark Excalibur", which seemed to have no durability setting, he was in tattered leather armor, covered with pits of various sizes. After tossing on, Yi Lin felt that he might end up streaking in this realistic game world.

"I don't know if in a harmonious environment, after the equipment explodes, will you leave me a set of underwear?"

Yi Lin finished reading [Attribute] quickly, but didn't dare to ponder it for too long.

After all, he is still in the endless swamp.

Although his current level of Lv30 is enough to wipe out any monster in this leveling area, he is not even afraid of a certain degree of group fights. But he is awesome, but his equipment is not awesome. In case the leather armor suit completely explodes, Yi Lin is equivalent to wearing a non-attribute light board. If the "tauren family" happens to be refreshed, then the endless stream of tauren family will have a certain risk to Yi Lin. .

Yi Lin's attributes have increased a lot, but his life value is still extremely barren, the kind that shatters at the touch of a touch.

"This extreme way of adding points, although it is very comfortable to play, is undoubtedly playing knives on steel pipes, accidentally ascending to the sky. If it is not a'turn-based' game, I really don't want to use this unsafe way to add points. Way. But no way, this kind of god-given direction can perfectly match my talent skills."

"Forget it, if you continue to brush here, the experience will be greatly reduced. It's time to leave here and head to Port Isita."

"Speaking of..."

Yi Lin suddenly remembered something.

Among his talent skills, it seems that he comes with a strange [Summon Mount·Night Dire] skill.

I don't know why this skill is so outrageous, it consumes up to 400 points of crystal energy, which is very scary.

It was also not long ago that Yi Lin just met the conditions for using this skill.

To leave here as quickly as possible, now is the best time to use this skill.

Thought of this.

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

"Summon...Night Dire!"

Speaking of it, he was a little curious and looking forward to what kind of mount this would be.

Don't be any weird guy.

Along with Yi Lin's movements and skills release, behind Yi Lin, countless streamers converged, and streamer cubes appeared out of thin air, forming a crack behind Yi Lin. Countless squares were reorganized before the rift, and a hideous and domineering figure came across the boundary.

"motorcycle?"

When a black motorcycle with an exaggerated shape appeared in front of Yi Lin, Yi Lin felt that the wind was messy.

First a revolver, now another motorcycle?

What kind of ghost game is this?

Grand Theft Auto?

Just when Yi Lin was about to drive and try out the feel of the new car.

Sudden change.

Kaka Kaka...

The motorcycle that appeared out of thin air was suddenly covered with cracks.

In the crack, ambilight.

The dark and hideous motorcycle, every part of its body, followed the flashing cracks in a blink of an eye, spinning, decomposing, and reorganizing.

"Cybotan, motorcyclist...gather!"

Yi Lin: "???"

...

Two more days passed.

"Is this Port Isita?"

When Yi Lin finally arrived at the port city where the main mission was located, he was surprised by the exotic scenery in front of him, just like Li Erpang's reaction when he first arrived.

Wang Tiandi didn't know how long he waited. Soon after Yi Lin arrived at Port Isitar, he rushed up following Yi Lin's taste.

"Are you the only one to greet me?"

Yi Lin always felt that Wang Tiandi's identity was a bit mysterious.

After arriving at Port Isitta, Emperor Wang Tian also found himself first. It should be said, really worthy of a dog.

Yi Lin took a closer look and found a sharp crystal in Wang Tiandi's mouth.

"Give me?"

Yi Lin was startled slightly, seeing that Emperor Wang Tian didn't refuse, he pulled out the sharp crystal from Emperor Wang's teeth.

——【Communication Crystal】.

After seeing the crystal's properties clearly, Yi Lin couldn't help laughing.

I thought it was a treasure, but it was just a functional crystal for communication.

In [Communication Crystal], a list of other "players" has been added in advance.

Isn't it normal for a realistic online game to have an advanced communication function and to be able to express love or something?

Yi Lin felt that this setting was unremarkable and lacking in character at all.

After one hour.

Yi Lin, Ning You, Li Erpang, Xiao Chuer, Wang Tiandi, four people and one dog, gathered again in a tavern in Port Isitta.

In the tavern, there are many adventurers, drinking small wines, gathered around a table, talking, talking about life, about ideals, and about the magnificent adventure life.

——Of course, 99% of them are bragging.

Bragging is also part of adventurous life.

Several people were sitting in the corner.

In order to appear low-key, Yi Lin did not let Wang Tiandi go to the table either. Instead, they took a clean dog plate, and lost a fleshy bone in it, allowing Emperor Wang Tian to squat on the ground and gnaw.

Wang Tiandi's expression was very upset, but the dog could only bear it silently because of his fragrant flesh and bones. Well, the bones are so fragrant, with meaty ones.

"Snapped!"

Li Erpang held his head high and snapped his fingers: "Here are four glasses of Isitaru sparkling wine, uh... by the way, I want an extra large cup, I treat you."

Ning right: "Uh, let me ask."

Xiao Chuer smiled slightly: "If you don't mind, I ask, it's okay."

Yi Lin watched the three teammates vying to pay the bill, thoughtfully, and smiled: "It seems that you have done a lot of tasks in the past few days when I was away."

When Li Erpang heard this, his mouth almost grinned to the root of his ears, but soon he felt that this expression was a little Meng Lang, and quickly broke the corners of his mouth back with two hands, coughed slightly, and said, "In fact, there is no What, it’s okay. Ahem, that’s a dozen side quests, changed to a not-so-great equipment and weapons, and just a few levels up. In fact, it’s not a big problem, you just work a little harder. No matter how good luck and richer the opportunities, it will soon be able to catch up."

Li Erpang spoke modestly, squinting but involuntarily glanced at Yi Lin's tattered leather armor and the low-level dagger that hadn't had time to change his waist.

Before entering the city, Yi Lin had already put away the "Excalibur".

Moreover, the styles of Nie Hongxiu and Bai Xiaoyi are so weird, in order to avoid being too high-profile, Yi Lin is even more reluctant to release the two mother spirits. Therefore, Yi Lin also simply equipped the two small daggers bought from Moonlight Jungle Village, which appeared low-key and calm. But this kind of low-key made Li Erpang mistakenly believe that Yi Lin had been mixed up very miserably these days, and he gave birth to sympathy.

Dog teammates.

Yi Lin smiled even more.

Li Erpang kept talking about his high-end experience these past few days.

Port Isita is indeed a treasured land with branch missions everywhere.

According to Li Erpang, he had already dug more than a dozen side missions in the city before Yi Lin came. Although none of them were too rare missions, the victory was in safety! Just running errands, sending letters, catching rapes, looking for puppets, solving puzzles, petting and so on, all kinds of experience rewards accumulated, and he didn't brush a single monster, and all rushed to Lv26.

After pulling Yi Lin into the team again, Ning You looked at Yi Lin's health and asked thoughtfully, "Brother Yi Lin, your health... is a bit thin."

Yi Lin chuckled when he heard the words, "Assassin. I'm an assassin."

Li Erpang waved his hand and said in a bullish tone: "Fear of an egg! I'm a man who can hold tons of injuries! Thin skin, it doesn't matter, Fatty, I will stand in the front, and you can't keep you dead! What a pity, let's recruit. A milky man, Lao Tzu is invincible in the world."

After speaking, Li Erpang raised his head and gently shook the cheap sparkling wine in the glass, his expression was full of emptiness, loneliness, and cold, and he sighed: "I have an illusion, I seem to be invincible."

Ning right: "..."

Xiao Chuer: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Erpang: "Oh, that's not right? Why don't you let me be more confident and let me remove the word'illusion'?"

Xiao Chu'er's eyes twitched slightly: "Because, this was originally your illusion, okay?"

Ning You hesitated for a while, as if he had something to say, he wanted to stop talking. But when he hesitated, he couldn't help but look at Yi Lin and asked: "Brother Yi Lin, with all due respect, how many levels are you now...?"

A touch of "embarrassment" appeared on Yi Lin's face, his index finger quickly swiped down in front of him, and a player attribute panel that only he could see appeared in the void. Yi Lin looked at the "Lv30" part of [Properties] and shook his head: "Me too, Lv23."

Xiao Chuer's expression remained unchanged, her mouth was pursed, and she took a sip of sparkling wine to hide the slight change in her expression.

Ning You lowered his head and muttered to himself: "It shouldn't be..."

Li Erpang asked: "Why shouldn't you?"

Ning You consciously failed to speak, but he quickly mellowly continued: "No, I mean, no wonder Brother Yi Lin's health is so low. Even if it is an assassin class, under the turn-based mechanism, there shouldn't be any. That low HP is right. It turns out that the leveling was delayed by the mission, and the level was a little lower."

Li Erpang held his laugh hard, very hard, very hard.

He always had an illusion, as if he was too sullen in front of this guy, something bad might happen.

"Puff~"

Li Erpang's chubby **** lifted slightly.

It seems to be pushed up by a fart.

Li Erpang patted Yi Lin on the shoulder and coughed slightly: "It's okay, assassin, just be responsible for killing monsters. To be honest, we don't expect you to have a high output...Hahahaha...cough cough, I didn't laugh, I really didn't."

Yi Lin gave Li Erpang a blank expression.

For some reason, he suddenly had the urge to slap the little fat man to death.

——He is really owed.

But Yi Lin still held back.

It's just a game, no need to care about it.

Several people were sharing their experiences and drinking happily.

Emperor Wang Tian was still chewing on the bones excitedly, and soon, the hard bones of a certain monster had become a piece of broken bones. Wang Tiandi even grabbed one of the sharp bones and flicked his teeth in time, very happy.

Seeing that these teammates didn't say anything about "something", Yi Lin smiled and asked: "Hehe, I think, as elite players, it's impossible not to go to that place, right?"

After a pause, Yi Lin didn't continue to wrestle, and said straightforwardly and straightforwardly: "The Church of the Holy See, Grand Priest Jill."

The three teammates fell silent for an instant.

Knocking, knocking, knocking.

Yi Lin bent her index finger, tapped the table top one after another, squinted her eyes, and smiled kindly.

"I think, as elite players, you must, must, and impossible, don't you have information about the main mission, right?"

Li Erpang blew his whistle, suffocated the sparkling wine with a sip, raised his hand: "Yo! Give me another glass! Ah no, two glasses!"

Wang Tiandi flicked his tail.

Xiao Chuer and Ning You looked at each other.

After a moment of silence.

Ning You raised his eyelids and slowly said, "I'll do this."

...

In fact, it looks very long, and it only takes a few minutes to finish talking.

As expected by Yi Lin.

These dog teammates initially agreed to wait for him to arrive at Port Isitta before completing the main task together.

They agreed to be together, but unexpectedly, everyone slipped to the Vatican branch one after another the next day and met the legendary "Grand Priest Jill".

The current goal of the main mission...completed.

When Grand Priest Jill heard that they were "brave men", after following the prophecy and verifying the soles of each of them, he showed enough shock and surprise.

It was at that time that Ning You and Xiao Chu'er knew that the dog teammate who looked wretched also had a mini "triangle" symbol on the bottom of his foot.

Really a protagonist pet.

They naturally do not believe that this dog is an apostle or a "player" playing games with a headset.

Apart from the protagonist’s pet having a special plot identity, there is no reason to explain the background of the dog’s identity.

If it is said that before Gouzi's identity is confirmed, Ning You still has some doubts about the proposition "Yin is the protagonist". After Gouzi's "brave" identity was confirmed, Yi Lin, the brave, and the protagonist, thoroughly hammered him. 100% without water.

Even pets are "brave men," so who is the owner?

The brave among the brave?

The brave king?

Yong Ying?

Anyway...not ordinary people.

But after the main task was completed, the embarrassment also came.

After Grand Priest Jill understood, clearly, understood, and confirmed the identity of the "brave man" of three people and one dog, he did not issue the main task goal for the next link. On the contrary, in the past few days, a bunch of messy side tasks have been given. It also faintly reveals a certain meaning: you are not all together, and it is not time to be the main line.

Now that Ning You had already said it through, Li Erpang did not conceal it anymore.

Two new glasses of sparkling wine were on the table, and Li Erpang poured into his mouth like he was drinking Happy Fat House water.

"Ah-Bo! Actually, there is nothing wrong with brushing the branch line. Take Jill, the mission that the guy sent to Lao Tzu yesterday, [Isita Port Travel Guide], it is said that it is 108 special in Isita Port When you complete the check-in task at the location, you will get a fried chicken invincible artifact with only 49 pieces in the entire game-the "Excalibur", how dare you believe it? Fatty, I went to the sky, climbed the clock tower, and climbed the roof, and actually paid it back I have to check in in order. Fatty, my legs are almost running and breaking."

Ning You: "Ahem, mine is a'Jizanka'. If you find 320 people to stamp and like it, you can get a'Excalibur'... The most outrageous thing is that I asked it again in the NPC. , Some of them ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ belong to the kind of "non-fixed NPC" that only appears one or two days a year. This task, I guess it is an epic task that can be completed in the unit of time "year". "

Xiao Chuer had a strange expression, and slowly said, "You are also?? Gilda... The mission that the priest gave the old lady was to find 200 different'Pentagram' patterns in various buildings in Port Isita, I I searched for more than 20 hours without rest, and only found 45 of them. I almost got vomiting! I feel that I am not playing RPG, but playing'Let's find the difference'!"

Wang Tiandi: "Wow, woof, woof, woof..."

The dog seemed to be complaining.

It's a pity that no one can understand.

Barking for a long time, said a bit of loneliness.

Yi Lin: "..."

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