I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Unrelated persons?

Cao Anbang was expressionless, his eyes sharp.

Li Erpang rubbed his bruised cheek and walked in sadly.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head and walked in.

Immediately afterwards, a face paralyzed and muttered to himself "I sword, I don't have a sword, I have a sword, I don't have a sword" followed and walked in.

These guys Cao Anbang also endured it.

But when a little kid who seemed obviously not in time for high school, licked a lollipop and got in, Cao Anbang almost got angry.

Is this also a professional?

boom!

Cao Anbang had not had time to protest.

The door suddenly locked.

Ou Lele ranted frantically with the exquisite small tablet: "Ahhhhh...a small city is a small city, the internet speed is so slow!"

Zhu Tianzong: "No sword...no sword...no sword..."

The little fat man didn't dare to look at Su Xiaosu. He quietly came to Yi Lin's side, and then asked: "Speaking of which, what did Sister Su do today? I said hello early this morning. She actually said nothing. I'm going to die! Why do you think this is?"

Yi Lin smiled and said, "Maybe this is flirting."

"Beat to death is also considered flirting and flirting? Ah...I yeah! Fatty, why should I flirt and flirt with her!"

Li Erpang was angry.

"But you haven't died yet?"

Yi Lin patted Li Erpang on the shoulder and decided not to entangle him too deeply on this topic.

Hu Sandao has moved towards Sheng Chunrou.

"Deserve it!"

Ou Lele squatted at the feet of the two, heard Yi Lin and Li Erpang's conversation, and smiled gleefully.

"What do you kid say? Where are you going to cool down? Humph, didn't you kid who skipped class, did you? Oh, did you ask your parents? Don't go back and spank your parents Yo!" Li Erpang belonged to the kind of person who was sprayed and would definitely pay back ten times, and immediately sprayed back in a weird manner.

"Fart!" Oral City Mansion is not deep, Li Erpang's lame ridicule also made Oral angrily, and couldn't help saying: "Who, who told you that Oral skipped class? Oulele never skips class! Never! I honestly took sick leave!"

"Who are you fooling?"

"Can I have surgery for appendicitis?"

"Appendicitis? I'm afraid it's not a cut-skin?"

"Go! It's the diagnosis certificate issued by Doctor Hu!"

"Doctor Hu? Which Doctor Hu?"

"Here! Him!"

Oulele pointed to Hu Sandao.

At this time, Hu Sandao had stretched out his palm, closed his eyes, and pressed Sheng Chunrou's forehead.

"He?" Li Erpang's eyes suddenly widened, and he couldn't help laughing a few times.

Seeing Li Erpang and Meng Lang get up, Su Xiaosu glanced over, and Li Erpang was immediately stunned.

But he still stared at Oulale gloomily: "Do you think that when you handed out the signature of'Hu Sandao' to your teacher, your teacher's expression was a bit strange?"

When Oulele heard the words, he was taken aback, and opened his mouth wide to hold the lollipop.

Ah this?

Come to think of it.

It seems there really is a shit?

The little fat man from Oulerjing reminded that he just remembered that because of this urgent task, he had to find Hu Sandao to get a fake sickness certificate to ask for leave. Their head teacher repeatedly asked that the sign "Hu Sandao" "Is it the "Hu Sandao" doctor in the Capital Public Hospital.

At that time, when their head teacher determined that it was the "Hu Sandao", he said with a weird face: "It's not easy to take a few more days off if it's okay."

At that time Oral did not pay attention.

But now I want to...

not easy?

What's the meaning?

"Young man, do you know why he is called Hu Sandao?"

"Why, why, why?" Li Erpang's tone also made Oulale nervous involuntarily.

Li Er's fat Yinyin smiled and said: "It's also the news years ago. It's excusable for you to be a kid who didn't know. He is now famous in the industry for shaking his hands, one knife can make three times. That’s why it was renamed Hu Sandao. Hehehe, do you ask him to get a certificate of illness, and it is still appendicitis? Of course your teacher thinks it’s not easy for you to survive."

"In the real world, that guy can only sit on the outpatient paper and talk about soldiers, and he can do the operation... I can't do it early."

Yi Lin was listening.

News from a few years ago?

How could he not be impressed.

Seeing Li Erpang's ridiculous tone, it seems to be a sensation?

"He was famous before?"

Yi Lin asked.

Li Erpang nodded: "You don't know? That was still a sensation at the time, after all..."

suddenly.

Just as Li Erpang was about to talk about some old gossip after a meal, Yi Lin frowned and said softly, "Hush...wait."

And at the same time.

Hu Yidao, who checked Sheng Chunrou's situation, had already retracted his palm from Sheng Chunrou's forehead with a smile, and it seemed that there had been results.

Yi Lin closed his eyes.

He felt someone peeping.

The feeling of being exposed to the ice and snow without wearing clothes made Yi Lin's mental attributes more and more obvious.

"Lele, block these surveillance."

"My name is Oulele." With a dissatisfaction on his face, Oulele corrected Yi Lin's words again, but he didn't delay in his hands, and started to work quickly with a small tablet.

This little thing, you don't even need to use his "skills."

Ten seconds later.

"Ou Biao, how do you fix it if you connect it? It's hacked directly? Or is it completely paralyzed?"

"Just mask out the sound."

"Oh, shield, Oralle received it!"

After speaking, Oral happily pulled a certain progress bar to the maximum on the tablet.

at the same time.

The monitoring room of Litai Central Hospital.

Zi Zi Zi Zi-

The harsh high-frequency current sound instantly penetrated everyone's ears.

Everyone in the monitoring room was preparing to listen to the movement in the special ward. This sudden sound not only caused a 100,000 tons of crit on their ears, but also scared them all over with their hairs stiff and dumbfounded. There was no response for a long time.

Zi Zi Zi-

"what happened?"

"Okay, it seems that the program has crashed!"

"Is there no spare?"

"No! Just this one!"

"Hurry up and fix it!"

"We have to call engineers over to maintain it!"

"Move fast! Go!"

"..."

Sheng Chunrou special ward.

Yi Lin did not block the surveillance screen.

It is enough to remove the sound.

If the picture were also removed, the person behind the camera would surely know that one of them had moved their hands or feet.

There is no complete evidence even if the voice is only blocked.

Li Erpang was very strange: "Didn't you tell them to turn off the surveillance? Really, what my fat master said was farting?"

"Haha." Yi Lin smiled, "Who knows."

"Fuck, is it time to show off his true identity to pretend to be forced?" Li Erpang suddenly remembered this. He also had a document with a very cool black cover in the storage space. He has to pretend. After all, he had just joined the special group not long ago, and he hasn't pretended to be such a gangster in front of the police.

When he Li Erpang's eyes widened, he violently pulled out his credentials from his crotch, and then roared: I, Li Erpang, a special group!

Just thinking about it makes me feel good!

This force must be installed once!

Li Er fat thought happily.

"That's how you can do it?" Ole Le spouted unceremoniously.

"What are you talking about? Believe it or not, I'll go to your school to report your forged medical records?"

"That's also forged by Doctor Hu? What does it have to do with my Oulele?" Oulele said these words very confidently and utterly.

I rub?

Okay, it makes sense!

"It's all right, you two don't quarrel. Sister Su, take care of your little fat guy."

"Okay." Su Xiaosu came to see him with a fist, and directly squeezed Li Erpang's small head and lifted it away.

After the person who was in the interjection department finally calmed down, Yi Lin stepped forward and asked, "Is there a way to cure it?"

"Have."

Hu Sandao smiled.

But within a few seconds, Hu Sandao shook his head again: "But I personally don't recommend it."

"why."

"Um...it's a bit difficult to explain. Let me give you a brief example."

Hu Sandao stretched out **** and began to lift up chestnuts.

"It's like a normal surgical operation. There are two results to cure, alive or dead."

When Ou Lele heard it, his face was immediately stunned: "Hey wait, is there something wrong with the wording here? Can he be cured even if he is dead?"

Hu Sandao interrupted to Oulele suddenly, without irritation, his third finger stood up: "This is another example."

"It's like, a person's head is severed, I will connect his head, even if it is cured."

"It's like a case I've encountered before, a couple quarreled, and the wife cut his husband's cow in a rage... and the cut was very clean, with no roots left."

hiss--

Heard this sentence.

On the side, Li Erpang, who was caught by Su Xiaosu's head and lifted in the air, took a sudden breath, made a loud noise, and subconsciously clamped his legs.

Hu Sandao ignored the little fat man who felt cold between his legs and continued to tell the story of his career.

"I did this operation a long time ago. In fact, this kind of case is not uncommon."

Damn it?

Isn't this rare?

Li Erpang was about to cry, his legs were tied tightly, and there was no seam.

"I helped him pick it up personally. The urine is able to pee, but it is estimated that it will be difficult to... stand up. After all, the damage to the cavernous body is difficult to reverse."

"My ability is a bit special. It is a combination of several related skills. I named this set of skills'Mind Surgery' based on my personal preference."

"The effect is probably that if a person likes women, I can cure him, but after the cure, he may not even like men and women, and ran to like animals. It may be a dog, it may be a pig, or it may be a steel pipe. , Who knows."

"Or, if a person suffers from dual personality schizophrenia, I can'cure' him, but it is possible that there will be one more split personality. However, the chat between the three is quite lively, ha ha ha."

Ding Ding Ding.

The example of Hu Sandao hasn't finished.

Everyone in the special ward, except Sheng Chunrou, who lost his self in a hollow gaze, everyone else invariably stayed away from the terrifying figure Hu Sandao.

Very far.

Even Zhu Tianzong, who was concentrating on thinking about the realm of the "Swordless" realm, slammed against the wall and assumed a fighting posture.

"Don't be nervous!"

Hu Sandao lowered his head shyly: "This skill is not as exaggerated as you think. To successfully perform'psychic surgery', the patient must be very cooperative. On the premise that your'will' attribute is much higher than that of ordinary people. , The success rate is very low."

Seeing Hu Sandao's expression did not seem to be lying, the dignified atmosphere in the ward eased slightly.

If you can turn a pure man into a **** or pervert at will, this ability is really scary.

If there are skills restrictions, it's not so outrageous.

Hu Sandao continued to explain: "I probably took a look at her situation. Well, in her current state of mind, I assume that she is entangled together and can't find the knots at all. Now what you need me to solve is, "Cure" this bunch of threads."

Hu Sandao took out the exquisite scalpel and slashed in the middle in front of everyone.

"It's not difficult to be cured, I only need to cut it from the middle with a knife. Tear...I'm healed."

Hu Sandao grinned, showing two neat rows of white teeth, pointing to the position of his temple, and said, "But this thread is also broken."

"..."

The door reopened.

Cao Anbang walked in with a hint of anxiety on his face.

After entering, he was taken aback suddenly.

Because the atmosphere in the ward seems a bit wrong.

There was no one in the vicinity of the professional doctor in the white coat, two meters around.

Everyone posted on the wall with weird expressions.

"This is...what's going on?"

Cao Anbang was puzzled, but didn't ask too much, and asked Hu Sandao straightforwardly: "Doctor Hu, Hu, is there any cure for her brain?"

Hu Sandao squinted his eyes and looked at Yi Lin.

Yi Lin returned a tacit look.

Cao Anbang also didn't notice the brief eye contact between Yi Lin and Hu Sandao, and his face calmly waited for Hu Sandao to give a conclusion.

Hu Sandao knew it, and shook his head, with a look of regret: "It's hard to do!"

Difficult?

Is there a chance?

Cao Anbang tentatively continued to ask: "Is this hospital inadequate or...? Because this is the only victim that can be found among all the missing persons. If she can recover, it will be a breakthrough in the whole case."

Hu Sandao grinned, waved his hand and smiled: "Her condition is very complicated and the implications are serious. You may not understand it if you do, and you may not be able to listen even if you understand it. Do you understand? I don't understand, is it? The secret is too big, it's not..."

Yi Lin felt that Hu Sandao’s trolling became more and more outrageous, and he was about to tear Cao Anbang apart, so he quickly took a step forward and coughed slightly, interrupting Hu Sandao’s nonsense: "Hu What the doctor means is that Sheng Chunrou's condition is very complicated and needs further discussion. Rest assured, we are professional."

Professional?

Cao Anbang looked at Hu Sandao.

Look at the young man with a paralyzed face and a nervous young man sticking to the wall.

He looked at the little fat man with a blue nose and a swollen face.

Then he looked at the super star, who was 1.9-meter tall, holding his fist beside the little fat man.

Finally, his eyes fell on Oral playing with a small tablet with a lollipop.

This professional... team?

If it wasn't for yesterday, he had deliberately confirmed the documents issued by the superior.

He has to wonder if this group of people in front of him is a professional scam.

Cao Anbang's eyes twitched slightly, his heart screamed, but in the end he didn't say anything, he could only nod his head: "That can only be done for the time being. After all, this matter was originally the responsibility of our Litai City Police Department. I hope it can After investigating the whole incident, all the victims have to see people in their lives and their bodies when they die. I must give an explanation to all the victims’ families."

Yi Lin suddenly squeezed Cao Anbang's hand.

Shook his head.

"It's really nice to have you as a good policeman in Litai City."

Yi Lin's sudden enthusiasm made Cao Anbang's expression condensed. But he shook his head quickly, not daring to take credit: "No, this is what I should and should be."

"Don't be humble, your efforts are obvious to all!" Yi Lin squinted his eyes and smiled brightly.

Cao Anbang coughed slightly, let go of his hand, and then sighed: "My only hope now is that this disappearance case can be resolved. If no other victims can be found, my position may not be retained."

"Relax! We will work out a treatment plan for Sheng Chunrou as soon as possible. As long as Sheng Chunrou's spirit returns to normal, it should be able to provide a lot of clues."

"Okay! Our police side will definitely not relax. I will send another man tonight to re-investigate in Sheng Chunrou's circle to see if I can find some clues that have been overlooked before."

Yi Lin nodded: "As soon as we have any news, we will immediately exchange information with Officer Cao."

"Thanks a lot!"

"you are welcome!"

Cao Anbang left the special ward contentedly.

Snapped.

The door closed again.

After a full minute of silence.

Li Erpang finally recovered from the shock of "a husband was cut off by his wife in a rage" and muttered to himself: "Wait, your expression is a bit familiar, how do I feel that Officer Cao is going to be unlucky? Woolen cloth?"

Zhu Tianzong, who has not spoken much and seemed to be fooled into a mentally retarded teenager, suddenly raised his head and spit out three words coldly from his mouth: "This person has a problem."

Hu Sandao shook the scalpel and said with a smile, "There is a problem +1."

Su Xiaosu nodded: "There is a problem +2."

Oral looked away from the Krypton Gold game on the tablet, and sullen his face coolly: "If you all think there is a problem, if I say there is no problem, then it seems that my Oral is very problematic. There is a problem+ 3!"

Li Erpang was stunned by this series of solitaires. He looked left and right, and subconsciously said: "Oh fuck? Wait, what you said is the same as what I understood. Does it mean?"

Yi Lin waved his hand: "This is not a place to talk."

Hu Sandao: "I understand."

Su Xiaosu: "Understood."

Oral: "GOGOGO!"

Zhu Tianzong: "Huh."

One person said each sentence quickly like a Solitaire game, and several people set off at the same time, ready to leave.

Li Erpang was still on the spot, trying to widen his eyes, trying to make an expression that I could see everything through, but he didn't succeed.

"Here's gone? You say this kind of words that make Fat Master confused me, it will give me the illusion of being despised in IQ!"

Hu Sandao showed pity and patted Li Erpang's shoulder kindly.

Li Erpang: "?"

"Brother, be confident, this is not an illusion."

"..."

Several people are about to leave.

Zhu Tianzong embraced his arms and forced the grid to stay in place without any movement.

"I stayed."

Hu Sandao smiled: "Don't be afraid, I only operate on my patients. You have to add money."

Zhu Tianzong: "..."

Yi Lin smiled and said, "It's okay, I have this intention. Anyway, you can't talk about the countermeasures next, and I think you should concentrate on thinking about what is the realm of ‘swordless’."

Zhu Tianzong nodded silently.

Before Yi Lin left, Zhao Zhu Tian made a gesture of "come on" to encourage him.

Oral is very worried.

"This Zhu family's proud son will not be fooled out of trouble, right?"

Yi Lin coughed dryly, "How can I be called Huyou? It is clearly written in the book, there is indeed such a person."

Oulele has a black line: "You also said that it is called Shuli, can you match the number in reality?"

Yi Lin didn't care: "What if it's done?"

Oral was speechless for a moment.

But think carefully.

What does it have to do with Oralle?

So he laughed comfortably.

Several people walked to the front of the hospital.

"Agent Iraq, Agent Iraq, wait, wait."

Cao Anbang's hurried voice came from behind.

"What's the matter? Officer Cao."

Cao Anbang looked at Yi Lin with a weird face, hesitated for a moment, as if he didn't know how to say something inappropriate.

But in the end he still said: "We received a latest missing report one minute ago. Originally, we did not accept this kind of missing for less than 24 hours. But because of the special reasons of this whole thing, plus The name of the reported victim is a bit special..."

"Oh?" Yi Lin's expression was slightly startled: "Why is it special?"

"The informant is a hot pot restaurant owner. He said that his newly recruited employee was missing all night. The name of the missing employee..." At this point, Cao Anbang's upright face was slightly distorted, as if holding something. Emotion, said: "Also called Yi Lin. I have specifically confirmed that it is indeed the same name and surname as you, do you think this...?"

唰唰唰——

Su Xiaosu, Hu Yidao, Oulele, Li Erpang, their eyes instantly fell on Yi Lin.

They hardly need to use their brains.

It can be confirmed in an instant that the "latest missing person Yi Lin" mentioned by Cao Anbang is the old Yin Bei Yi Lin with a calm expression in front of him.

Nothing in case.

No unless.

There is no other possibility.

Su Xiaosu, Li Erpang and Oulele, who are relatively familiar with Yi Lin, mourned for three seconds of silence for the owner of the unknown hot pot restaurant.

In their opinion, Yi Lin used this kind of costly method to hide in a hot pot restaurant. It must have been **** mold for eight lifetimes before this kind of thing would appear, and the blood is still the blood of the old aunt. Kind.

Yi Lin frowned and did this trick?

But he quickly shook his head and smiled at Cao Anbang: "It's normal. The special investigation team's salary is not high. I just found a hot pot restaurant to work. No, I'm going out in a hurry. I forgot to ask for leave with my boss. He became anxious. Call the police."

Cao Anbang was taken aback suddenly.

Yi Lin slowly added: "He is really a good boss."

At last Cao Anbang seemed to believe it.

And the case was closed ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ This may be the fastest solved disappearance case.

From reporting to solving the case, it took less than 5 minutes.

It's almost unbelievable.

Yi Lin also told Cao Anbang not to tell Boss Ma about the good news of finding someone, saying that he wanted to give his boss a surprise.

Several people walked out of the entrance of the hospital, looking at Cao Anbang's leaving back.

"What should I do now?" Oulele asked decisively, not afraid of embarrassment when he was young.

Hu Sandao smiled, in order to avoid frightening the pedestrians, he put away the sharp scalpel and said, "It's still early, find a place?"

Su Xiaosu: "I'm hungry."

Everyone looked at the 1.99-meter super vegetarian and slowly raised a question mark.

Gu Gu Gu-

With a calm face, Su Xiaosu pointed to Li Erpang's cooing belly, and whispered in a sweet voice: "My Erpang is hungry."

Who? It belongs to your family!

Did I dignified Li Erpang agree?

Shouldn’t I be the only son of the Li family, the descendant of my dignified emperor?

If I was still in the Great Tang Dynasty more than a thousand years ago, I would be a prince Li Erpang!

The above are the voices of Li Erpang.

But when the words came to my lips, it turned into: "Here, people are iron, rice is steel, don't blame me, don't blame me."

Su Xiaosu touched Li Erpang's head by his feet and smiled sweetly.

After all, the voice of the heart is the voice of the heart. With these words, Li Erpang only dared to roar in his heart, and did not dare to roar in front of Su Xiaosu's face.

If you accidentally say it, you will most likely be killed.

"Inflict evil!"

Li Erpang covered his face, tears streaming down his face.

"All right!" Yi Lin thought for a while, and quickly made a decision, with a big hand waved: "I invite you to have hot pot! Talk while eating!"

After a while.

Yi Lin smiled again and added, "Should none of you not eat spicy food?"