I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

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Yi Lin: "..."

The dog suddenly tilted his head: "Wang?"

Yi Lin smiled, then slipped back into the room again.

Yi Lin was not surprised.

After all, "following the shadow" is not a skill that makes oneself disappear completely, not as defying as he imagined.

Dogs' sense of smell is dozens of times that of humans, and their sense of hearing is about 18 times that of ordinary humans. It is not surprising that they can detect the existence of Yi Lin.

After Yi Lin left.

The dirty dog ​​lay on the ground again, chewing on the dry bones with relish.

When Yi Lin slipped into the "hot rose" through the back door silently like last night, he felt it and discovered something that made him dumbfounded.

The proprietress Ruth actually slept in his bed naked.

Empty wine bottles were thrown by the bed. Even if Yi Lin was only perceiving, he could still imagine that his small room must have the strong smell of wine.

"You are not right, madam boss!"

Yi Lin suddenly had the urge to throw Ruth's legs and throw her out.

But suddenly.

Yi Lin remembered what was about to happen soon, and sighed lightly, dispelling the thought.

There are more and more pirate ships at the port.

All kinds of flags, all kinds of painting styles...There are realism, abstraction, impressionism, wild, blind, etc., which is dazzling.

Yi Lin was busy all night, and finally completed the "preliminary preparation" by 80%.

If all goes well, we will be able to recruit a good group of people tonight.

Well, the premise is that there are no accidents.

But it doesn't matter. If there is any change, Yi Lin also has a plan.

If it is really unlucky and a terrible change occurs, Yi Lin can only completely abandon this plan.

"Hehe, maybe Congliang is also a good choice."

Yi Lin laughed at himself, with a meaning that no one could understand.

If she didn't guess wrong, the proprietress Ruth would know it for a while and would not wake up.

Erin simply ran to Ruth's room, smelled Ruth's bed, and it seemed that there was no peculiar smell, so he lay on it.

Before going to bed, Yi Lin opened the apostle panel and took a look.

Except for the slow recovery of psionic energy, nothing else has changed.

Yi Lin suddenly remembered that when he first became an apostle, after consuming his psionic energy at his limit, his mental attributes had actually improved a little.

But this kind of good deeds is indeed unattainable.

In the past two nights, Yi Lin consumed his psychic energy crazily, but he did not dare to consume it to the point of exhaustion, so his mental attributes did not improve at all.

Of course, even if it is exhausted, there is a high probability that it will not be improved.

It all depends on the face and chance.

Click——

Yi Lin just lay down, then got up again and locked the door.

"The lady boss hardly closes the door. Now, she shouldn't have a spare key for her room, right?"

Thinking of this, Yi Lin was able to sleep at ease.

Otherwise, the thought of a certain lonely lady boss is full of coveting her own beauty, which makes Yi Lin feel uneasy.

"Why should women embarrass women?"

Yi Lin released all the restraints and was finally able to breathe well, so he lay directly on Ruth's bed and fell asleep.

...

...

Bang bang bang.

Bang bang bang bang.

The sleeping Yi Lin was awakened by a hasty knock on the door... to be precise, it should be the sound of a hammer.

Duang.

Yi Lin sat up and shook a few times, her shoulders sore.

Looking down, Yi Lin could only shook his head helplessly.

"No matter how many times, it's hard to get used to it. In fact, the cute body is pretty...free."

Boom boom boom!

"I know you are inside! Get out of my mother! Believe it or not my mother rushed in and picked you up? Come out!"

really.

It's the voice of the lady boss.

It sounded a little bit angry.

Whoops--

Yi Lin opened the door blankly.

Duang.

The proprietress was originally arrogant and arrogant, but when Irin opened the door, she was blown away in a very short period of time, her eyes glowed, and her dark complexion appeared flushed.

Yi Lin sighed, "Boss, something is wrong with you again."

The proprietress smiled, looked away, and skillfully changed the subject: "Well, are you awake? The sun is so white today, oh god, no, the weather is so big today."

Yi Lin: "..."

With the help of Ruth, Yi Lin once again restrained her figure into Molly's shape.

Ah, uncomfortable.

Seeing Elizabeth Rin was about to go out, Ruth did not bother to be savage anymore, her expression was serious: "You promised me, only two days of leave. I heard some bad rumors that more dirty people will gather on the island these days. Pirates, well, more than usual."

"OK."

Yi Lin smiled sweetly.

Ah no, smile slightly.

The sense of substitution in this role-playing is really stronger.

"So, remember not to go out tonight!"

There was a faint smile at the corner of Ruth's mouth.

For some reason, after flicking Ruth out, Yi Lin looked at the gloomy sky outside through the window and muttered to herself: "It looks like I have to work overtime during the day today."

After changing the krypton gold appearance equipment, Yi Lin came out of the tavern.

It was raining lightly in the sky.

The ground was mottled and greasy. The rum bottles were piled up splatterly, and there was even rum that hadn't dried up, mixed with rainwater, and the air exuded a strange smell of mixed smells.

The sea in the distance was filled with a thick layer of fog. In this weather, no pirate ship sailed. From time to time, from the thick fog, there would be a scarred ship with a dilapidated skull flag flying on it.

When Yi Lin left the tavern, he found that the dog was still lying lazily at the door of the tavern. The hair on his body was covered with rain. The whole dog looked rather pitiful.

When Yi Lin appeared as a "skeleton gentleman", the dog with squinted eyes was suddenly covered with fur, sat up, and stared at Yi Lin, his eyes filled with an inexplicable meaning. .

"Wow!"

suddenly.

The dog barked at Yi Lin from a distance.

Yi Lin: "..."

"Wow!"

"..."

"Bow bark?"

"..."

Yi Lin silently took out a piece of dry brown bread from the storage space and threw it at the dog.

In an instant, the dog froze the brown bread, became quiet in an instant, and stopped barking too much.

Yi Lin had to sigh that even a dog on Tegatu Island has the style of a pirate.

The weather was gloomy, the sea was foggy, and even the air seemed to be sticky. If Yi Lin hadn't been wearing a mask, shaking it around twice might damage the smooth skin on his face.

"Huh? Wait, this is Elizabeth Rin's face. What does it have to do with me, I Rin?"

Yi Lin almost forgot that he was just playing this role.

While weaving through the alleys, walking towards the port, Yi Lin will be in the real world, please ask Molly to take out the small equipment from the storage space.

It is a faux leather belt with a nice style and very strong.

On the waistband, a long metal box made of alloy is fixed with rivets. Inside the box, there are ten grooves of equal size. If you look closely, there is a simple spring structure at the bottom of the groove. Pressing down, the spring in the groove will slightly bounce the objects in the groove for easy access.

The grooves are numbered from "1" to "10" in the order specified by Irin.

Before making this small object, Yi Lin had told Molly to use only the simplest mechanical structure and never add too high-tech electronic components or the like.

Otherwise, once the "threshold" allowed by the storage space is exceeded, it cannot be placed in the storage space.

As for the things in the storage space, the "tower" seems to have its own criteria for judgment.

I remember that someone once wanted to hit the sideball and tried to reproduce the original "Flintlock" who wanted to hit the sideball and bring it into the world, but failed.

Ever since someone tried it like this, Yi Lin hadn't planned to create too complicated gadgets from reality to bring them into the world.

This small piece of equipment made by the Molito people does not seem to have reached the threshold "forbidden" by the tower.

"Yeah..." Yi Lin hesitated for a few seconds: "Ball burst box? Well, it's you."

Named "Small Equipment" in an instant.

Elizabeth Rin is very satisfied with her taste in naming.

Yi Lin wrapped the pop-bead box around his waist. In fact, without that box, it would be no different from an ordinary belt.

After flipping the palm of his hand, Yi Lin took out another "burst pearl" from the storage space.

Immediately afterwards, he held the Explosive Pearl in his hand for a moment, and activated the skill.

-[Unstable explosives].

After rubbing the beads, Yi Lin carefully placed the "explosives" in the "1" groove in order.

Inside the groove, there is just enough to hold a burst bead, not much, a lot of points, to avoid the collision of the burst bead inside the box during vigorous exercise, and accidental explosion.

"call--"

Yi Lin couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the psionic power drop.

Plus... the chest is too tight.

[Unstable Explosives] This skill, if it is operated well, can indeed play a lot of tricks, it is indeed an A-level offensive skill.

It just consumes too much psionic value.

If it wasn't for Yi Lin who was thinking of saving the chaos value to reactivate the legendary "Apocalypse Mount", this [Unstable Explosives] would be the first choice to join the "Module" first.

"Well, let's use it first."

Yi Lin hid the pop-bead box under his clothes.

Then he opened the captain's panel.

On the captain's panel, for now, there is no change in all the data.

There is only one subordinate crew member.

[Charlie].

Yi Lin clicked on [Charlie]'s attributes.

Charlie's combat effectiveness is still "E".

There are no other special changes, except for the "loyalty" column, which has dropped from "-10" to "-20".

The following description has also been upgraded from "rebellion at any time" to "imminent rebellion."

Yi Lin closed the captain's panel and couldn't help laughing.

"Pirates really deserve to be pirates, let me understand that this kind of profession has only an upper limit... no lower limit."

"It seems that there is a good saying, first set up inside and then fight outside."

Talking to himself.

Not long.

Yi Lin has re-entered the deck of the "Queen".

"?"

On the Queen.

The atmosphere is peaceful.

Everything seemed orderly and unhurried.

A dozen employees tremblingly cleaned the deck with wet mops.

——Charlie seems to be [Mop Proficient] among them.

There is a strong man wearing a hat, naked to the upper body, skin covered with criss-cross old scars, and scars left by bullets.

I saw the man in the hat standing on a high place, yelling to the crew from time to time.

"Brand! Are you not full? Don't you want today's rum?"

"Huh! And you! One-eyed dog! Did you special mother spend all your energy on a woman's belly last night? Don't give me a little bit!"

"Listen to me all! I am the great captain Duding Wade, have you forgotten, who is the owner of this "Queen"?"

"Charlie! What are you doing while standing? Huh? Did your **** eyes get bird feces? Or was it stuck by a woman last night? Blink your loved one?"

despair.

suddenly.

Everyone's movements stopped.

Tap, tap.

A crisp footstep fell on the Queen's deck without warning, and also in the ears of every crew member.

In an instant, for some reason, the messy Queen suddenly quieted down, too quiet.

Only Dudin Wade, the "Captain" standing on the height, was still chattering with Charlie's nose.

Charlie's eyes were filled with terror, and he looked behind Dudin Wade, glaring frantically.

Tap, tap, tap.

"Hush, hush, hush—"

Charlie frowned desperately at Dudin Wade's back, almost bleeding from his eyes.

My honorable Dudin Wade, why are you so unobtrusive!

Humble Charlie is almost scared to pee!

Just now.

Duding Wade, who claims to be the captain of the Queen, also feels something is wrong.

How could the group of scum who were lazy and not working all day suddenly become so quiet.

"Quiet" never appears in the pirate's dictionary.

An elegant and clean figure slowly shuttled through a group of dirty pirates.

One step, two steps, three steps.

The pitch-black smooth black leather shoes and the sound of stepping on the deck seemed crisp and sweet in this silence, as if it were some kind of moving musical instrument, which made people unwilling to interrupt the rhythm.

Yi Lin is wearing a mask.

-"Smiley Face".

Although it is just an ordinary mask from the real world, it has exquisite workmanship. In this era, it is undoubtedly a gadget that only the nobles in the palace are qualified to play with.

"Hehe, my loyal Charlie, didn't you tell me these damned and despicable crew members, who is the owner of this ‘Queen’?"

He lowered his voice, which was a bit magnetic, and through the mask, he added a third of indisputable androgynous neutrality.

In addition, he desperately restrained his figure into Molly's shape, so for a while, no one noticed that Yi Lin was actually a "woman".

Hearing this voice in the ears of the pirates, at best, it was hard to distinguish between male and female, and it seemed relatively young.

Duding Wade suddenly turned around.

His eyes were as cold as a poisonous snake, and he knew that he was not a good person.

Ah, yes, there are no good people among pirates.

Therefore, Yi Lin also intends to learn to be a qualified bad guy.

Thinking about this, Yi Lin felt that he was right and strong, and his chest rose up.

The loyal Charlie saw the "Captain" looking at him, and glanced at the tall, sturdy, murderous Duding Wade, and couldn't help but shrink back a few steps, his eyes flickering, and his tone faltered: "My respected Captain. Your lord...this...that..."

"Are you a ‘skeleton gentleman’?"

Duding Wade smiled coldly, glanced at Charlie contemptuously, and ignored him, but looked at the small and pretending figure not far away with disdain.

Yi Lin corrected it and said, "It's the Skeleton Gentleman Captain."

"Just you? Hehehe!" Duding Wade grinned, revealing a row of scarce and disorganized yellow teeth in his mouth: "Just rely on you, stinky brat? Are you an adult? Can you drink rum? Have you ever seen a vain woman?"

"Hey! Boy, you are too naive, the world of pirates is not as simple as you think! Don't think that you killed our former captain Andre by tricks, thinking that you are the owner of this queen ship!"

A vain woman?

Yi Lin looked down at "self".

He quickly raised his head again.

Then smiled: "Open your mouth."

Duding Wade: "?"

"open mouth."

"??"

"Can't you understand people? Open your mouth."

Duding Wade couldn't help laughing: "Is there something wrong with your brain? Is my great captain Duding Wade a fool? You ask me to open my mouth and I will open it? Hahahaha—"

Duding Wade raised his head and laughed, while slowly pulling out the scimitar from his waist.

Ding!

No one heard, Yi Lin suddenly heard a crisp sound from his waist. Between the electric light and flint, Yi Lin flicked his index finger, and a silver light flew out secretly and shot into Dudin Wade’s long smile. In the mouth.

call out--

"Ha—huh? Ugh—hehe!"

Duding Wadeton, who was shot in the mouth, felt a sharp pain in his mouth, and it seemed to have a strange coolness.

Dare to shoot me in the mouth? !

Duding Wade was furious and was about to spit out the inexplicably small ball in his mouth that was inexplicably entered by BIU, and then brandished his big knife to chop the nasty stinky boy into several segments when he was thrown into the sea to feed the fish.

boom!

Suddenly!

The furious Duding Wade's yellow-toothed mouth made a loud noise, and it exploded suddenly and flesh and blood flew in the broad daylight. Before Duding Wade could even make a scream, he was there. In the sudden explosion, he rolled his eyes and fell backward.

A mouthful of yellow teeth, like a peacock opening a screen, flew out of Dudin Wade's mouth with fresh blood foam, and flew to various places on the deck.

"Cough cough cough!"

A bald pirate who was standing ten meters away from Duding Wade suddenly coughed. After coughing for a long time, he vomited a big yellow tooth stained with blood from his mouth.

——The tooth originally in Dudin Wade’s mouth.

"Fried, fried, fried!"

All the pirates stared at the dog belt.

This is a good person, it will explode if you say it is fried!

All the pirates who witnessed this terrible scene with their own eyes clamped their legs and covered their mouths subconsciously, for fear that the next explosion would be in their own mouths.

Yi Lin silently rubbed another ball, while everyone's attention was attracted by the poor Duding Wade, and quietly stuffed it into the "1" groove on his waist.

There was dead silence on the deck.

Only the billowing black smoke came out of Duding Wade's mouth with all four feet upside down.

Oh, it still smells of **** blood.

Da da da.

Yi Lin walked towards Dudin Wade step by step.

This time, no one dared to look down upon this "captain" who looked thin and weak.

Ten steps.

Five steps.

Two steps.

Yi Lin walked to Dudin Wade's feet.

suddenly.

Dudin Wade's two pale fisheyes suddenly recovered their looks, and they suddenly bounced off the ground. Before anyone else had expected them, with a whirring sound, they punched Yi Lin on the **** face. Smashed past his mask.

"Wow--"

Seeing that Dudin Wade did not die under the inexplicable explosion, all the pirates cheered subconsciously.

"Ha ha……"

Yi Lin deliberately laughed loudly, very mysteriously.

Duding Wade's face changed suddenly.

Although this change in his complexion was completely covered in the billowing smoke and the tattered flesh and blood, no one could see it, but in fact, at the moment of throwing a fist, Dudin Wade's complexion did change drastically.

Even though Dudin Wade didn't know what tricks the damned "skeleton gentleman" in front of him did.

But it is not important!

Lao Tzu is a pirate!

Nothing the great Dudin Wade can't solve with one punch!

If there is... then two punches!

In his opinion, although this small print is a bit weird, it is impossible to resist his punch from his small body.

What Dudin Wade didn’t expect was that when he punched, that small casserole-like fist was about to fall on Irin’s mask, as if hitting an invisible barrier, making the castration threatening. The fist slowed down suddenly.

In the eyes of other people, Dudin Wade's fist was already fast, with a whirring sound, but suddenly it slowed down, like playing in slow motion.

Pirates: "?"

Queen: "?"

Yi Lin smiled slightly, and after slowing down Dudin Wade’s fist with the Mind Power Shield, Mind Power’s perception was released, aiming... the fingertips had already prepared the “needle”, slammed to Dudin Wade’s Pierced in somewhere on the forehead.

"Fuc——?????"

Duding Wade was about to yell at him, and suddenly his legs twisted suddenly.

Everyone only heard a click, Duding Wade's waist was twisted more than half a circle very flexibly, and then his legs and his upper body rushed toward the boat.

The leg speed is very fast!

boom!

"???"

Duding Wade looked dumbfounded and directly hit the railing beside the ship. After rotating 720 degrees in mid-air, Duding Wade made a puff and fell directly into the sea under everyone's attention.

"..."

suddenly.

In the crowd, some people knelt on the ground with their legs weakened, and stretched out their fingers tremblingly, almost trembling all over.

"Black, black, black, it's black magic!!!"

"Black Witchcraft?"

"Our captain knows black magic?"

"..."

Including the loyal Charlie, the moment someone uttered the three words "Black Witchcraft", everyone seemed to have a loud bang in their minds, and their faces turned pale with fright.

Everyone looked at the "skeleton gentleman" in their eyes, full of fear, as if they were looking at a terrible monster.

"Ha ha."

Yi Lin habitually lowered the brim of his hat, and slowly said, "Now, is there a loyal crew member named the Skeleton Gentleman Captain, who will pick up the **** Dudin Wade and hang it on the mainmast?"

The voice just fell.

Puff! Puff! Puff! ...

A dozen witty pirates rolled up their sleeves and jumped into the sea without a word.

The other crew members who hadn't had time to jump into the sea to salvage the corpse looked at each other.

Three seconds later.

Everyone cheered: "Long live the Skeleton Gentleman Captain!"

In front of Yi Lin was instantly swiped by a bunch of information.

...

[Get the crew "Brand"! 】

[Get the crew "Bob"! 】

[Get the crew "Sto Norton"! 】

[Crew "Wang Tiandi" joins the "Queen"! 】

[Get the crew "Barrett"! 】

[Get the crew "Johnson Mick"! 】

【get……】

Yi Lin opened the Captain's Panel.

Looking at the mess of data on the panel, I felt a faint pain in my temples.

This kind of strategy game does not seem to be something he is good at~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The bunch of "crews" are all undecided personnel who have not yet been assigned a position.

Click on the Queen again.

A virtual anatomical drawing of the Queen appeared in front of Yi Lin.

Every cabin, every cannon, cannon caliber... various structures and configurations.

Rum, grain, bread, fresh water, vegetables, olive oil, lemon... all kinds of materials.

There are also vacant positions such as chief mate, second mate, watchman, cook, helmsman, sailor, combatant, cleaner, gunner... and so on.

"too difficult!"

Yi Lin looked serious and couldn't help but spit out three words.

What Elizabeth Rin actually wanted to say was.

-"Being a captain is too difficult."