I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Various noises were faintly heard all around.

It's like a celebration.

The busy Haiting City seems to have not been so lively in many years.

Even many news media rushed to the scene to get first-hand live shooting.

In short, two words.

--Fire.

It's all on fire.

the other side.

Zhao Yulong was picking his teeth, stepping on flip-flops, while watching the real-time broadcasts everywhere, making tuts of wonder from time to time.

"Ouch, good."

"Huh? This leg is fine! I can play...cough cough."

"Tsk tsk, this angle always feels a little bit too interesting."

"Again, he……

Angela shook her head silently.

This scene is familiar, but very far away.

"Zhao, Brother Zhao, shall I buy a pack of cigarettes?"

Angela looked at the unmanned automatic store not far away, and finally couldn't help but whispered.

"Wait, do you still smoke? Huh no, smoke?"

Zhao Yulong felt that his mouth was a little dry, and his throat was a little itchy. It seemed that he couldn't help but itch when he heard the word "smoke", which was very difficult to bear.

But remembering that "that person" didn't like the smell of cigarettes, Zhao Yulong gritted his teeth again, threw a piece of gum into his mouth, and tugged at the corner of his mouth: "Go hurry up, don't hang around in front of Lao Tzu."

Angela smiled slightly.

Zhao Yulong gave Zhao Yulong a funny look, then twisted his **** waist and quickly walked into the store.

Zhao Yulong stared at Angela's back, squinting, as if thinking.

Then--

When Angela came out.

Zhao Yulong sucked, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth quickly, turned his head, whistling, with an expression of "Brother, I didn't see anything".

Snapped.

Angela didn't avoid suspicion either, she just lit a long slender lady's cigarette, her eyes blurred, her movements graceful, and her whole figure seemed to be surrounded by clouds in a fairyland.

Zhao Yulong took a sip by the way.

Second-hand……

It's actually quite fragrant.

It’s just that the smell of smoke is a bit missing.

After all, it is a lady's cigarette, which tastes light and not heavy enough.

"Here, Brother Zhao, do you want a bite?"

Angela smiled and looked at Zhao Yulong, who was greedy, and passed the delicate cigarette holder that was slightly moist and glowing with alluring light to Zhao Yulong.

He hesitated for several seconds.

Zhao Yulong waved his hand: "I just quit smoking."

"I know!" Angela laughed, her eyes were like crescent crescents, the breeze was blowing, and her soft red hair was slowly swinging, and her body was full of mature charm.

"But this is my cigarette. It has nothing to do with Brother Zhao."

Angela blinked.

"It makes sense!"

Zhao Yulong suddenly realized.

Unable to refute it.

...

...

"Fuck? It's a reporter?"

Li Erpang looked at the professional shooting equipment raised in the crowd, and while stunned, he couldn't help feeling a little frightened.

This incident seems to get worse and worse.

Wouldn't his father recognize him through these layers of hoods?

No way?

No way?

Probably not?

Li Erpang was originally very confident, even if his parents were there, he would never recognize himself.

But since Su Xiaosu recognized the little fat man at a glance, Li Erpang had the illusion that "this headgear is like Huangdi's new outfit".

Is Su Xiaosu's kind of love really?

Li Erpang didn't believe it.

I didn't believe it to death.

While thinking wildly, Li Erpang was surrounded in the middle of the crowd, randomly posing all kinds of pompous poses.

Do a full set of play.

We must treat every performance with the most professional attitude.

——The experience taught by Li Changge.

"coming!"

suddenly.

Su Xiaosu, who had been silent all the time, silently stared at Li Erpang with a gentle look, his expression was slightly cold, and he said softly.

A male apostle wearing a "red apple" mask, silently, squeezed out of the crowd, and approached the "fat rabbit couple" step by step with the attitude of the return of the king.

Immediately afterwards.

banana.

watermelon.

Cherry.

Ripe peaches.

Grape.

abalone.

Apostles wearing weird masks, as if they had made an appointment, stepped through the crowd and appeared in front of Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu from all directions.

and many more.

It seems that something terrible has been mixed into these masks.

But it is not important.

Li Erpang also had no intention of savoring.

In short, when Li Erpang saw this scene, he no longer had the thought of Pose, his face sank.

Su Xiaosu took a step towards Li Erpang.

A tiny step.

But more than half of that tall and majestic body, like an umbrella, stood in front of Li Erpang.

As if to shelter Li Erpang from wind and rain.

Happiness.

See this scene.

Many onlookers were suddenly blessed to their hearts.

Applause involuntarily.

——The face burst into tears.

Thank you for such a great love.

This bowl of dog food, we did it silently!

"I am a special live reporter of Haiting City Radio No. 1, Xiao Su Su. Today is a special day. We will bring the most authentic live broadcast to this conscience crew destined to go down in history. Remember to pay attention to my official account. !"

"For the time being, our Haiting City Radio No. 1 will broadcast this scene exclusively. It is said that the reporters of Radio No. 2 have not had time to come over because of the traffic jam on the road."

"Not much nonsense, let us first take a look at this touching and tearful scene."

"Fat rabbit... couple? Forgive Xiao Su Su's **** for being too big and too weak, and for a while, I will not be able to tell who is the husband and who is the woman, but you see, this is the body language! This is short. The action, there is no half of the line, but from this body language, we feel the greatness of love..."

Who are the fat rabbit couples!

Li Erpang was furious.

But he didn’t have time to protest. The “Red Apple” who came out first, looked around for a week, and said slowly in a low voice full of magnetism: “It’s the same sentence, Fat Rabbit, as long as you hand over that thing, we I will never embarrass you and will let your couple leave."

Su Xiaosu chuckled lightly.

Li Erpang pushed Su Xiaosu away...

Did not push.

But it is not important.

In order to show his masculinity, Li Erpang did not push Su Xiaosu at the same time, he immediately took another step across the body, stood in front of Su Xiaosu, pointed at the nonsense Wang Ba Lao not far away, and yelled at him.

"Just relying on you group of crooked melons and jujubes, I want to stop our fat rabbit couple...Ah yeah! Fat rabbit and strong rabbit? Do you think you are making a movie? Are you the dead returning? Fruit ninjas? Ah? Huh? Huh?"

Wearing a mask, Li Erpang was not afraid of embarrassment. He starred in his true colors, and Barabara burst out with a string of guns.

In an instant, whether it was the reporter, the crowd onlookers, and the apostles who jumped out, they all stood there for a few seconds.

and many more.

They finally recovered.

The fat man spoke too fast, and they couldn't hear the specific content clearly, but the fruit ninja could hear the last sentence clearly.

They were just the masks bought from the street. Fatty said that, and several apostles looked at each other. It turned out that they were really fruit-shaped masks!

Huh? wrong.

Some strange mask seems to be mixed in.

The other apostles looked at the "Abalone" classmate one after another.

Mr. Abalone was taken aback: "What are you doing looking at me with this kind of eyes? Is there anything wrong with my face?"

Taking advantage of the moment when other people were stunned because of Li Erpang's sorrowful words.

Li Erpang quietly exhausted all his breastfeeding power, and pulled out Su Xiaosu severely.

——Not pulled out.

"Fuck, Sister Su, why are you still using skills?"

Li Erpang lowered his head and saw that Su Xiaosu was silently preparing to block everyone, and firmly anchored his legs to the ground.

This is surprisingly the skill that Su Xiao used to block the laughing bat in Gotham City with his own power-[Not Moving Like a Mountain].

"?"

Su Xiaosu looked indifferent, and slowly raised a question mark.

"Fuck! Cancel the skill! Let's go!"

Su Xiaosu immediately understood what Li Erpang meant when he heard the words.

--run.

Is this just a kind of heart?

Su Xiaosu was expressionless and thought in silence.

Not long after Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu ran away, and a few seconds later, the Fruit Ninja team reacted.

"They want to run!"

"Could it be that one of them is carrying a real spirit weapon!"

"Chase!"

Without a little bit of precaution, there was no trace of worry. They were here for the spirit weapon. Seeing that the rabbit that was about to reach the mouth was about to fly away, other people couldn't care about the inconsistency of "Mr. Abalone" on the mask. They showed their magical powers one after another, and they did not hesitate to catch up with the two fat guys.

At this time, the advantage of the apostle on the agile side is fully demonstrated-

Run faster than others.

More agile.

Faster.

In just a few seconds, a bunch of apostles were clearly divided into three echelons of front, middle and back.

"Humph!"

A sharp light flashed in Mr. Abalone's eyes.

Under the mask.

A cruel sneer suddenly evoked.

He did not catch up immediately.

Instead, he waited on the spot for nearly ten seconds.

"You really think that whoever catches up is who? It's too naive! To be a'us', no one is a simple stuff, you really think that fat guy who looks pretty naive is good for bullying? Hahaha—"

Mr. Abalone's idea is very simple.

In this chaotic and comical "spiritual weapon" competition, it is not who catches up with the spirit weapon first, or is the final winner.

It is whoever can live to the end, who can find the "real" spirit weapon, and leave Haiting City alive, is the final winner!

The mantis catches the cicada, the oriole is behind, the human with the lips!

Mr. Abalone deliberately fell to the end of the crowd.

He believes that his hole cards are enough to become the final winner after the appearance of the real "unowned spirit weapon".

At that time, his "Mr. Abalone" will make everyone frustrated--? ? ?

laugh.

suddenly.

Hardly anyone noticed it.

A figure almost ignored by everyone.

It's like walking in a leisurely courtyard.

Passing quietly from everyone's sight.

But it's like not passing in front of anyone.

But it was obviously passing, but everyone subconsciously ignored the existence of this figure.

——Just passing by.

Whooshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo well

Abalone Jun felt a cold in his neck.

It was like being touched by a cold little hand.

Fast as lightning.

Light as a feather.

But just after touching that.

He suddenly discovered that he still had some self-talking, before he could say it, it turned into countless bubbles, pouring out of his neck.

It was even mixed with hot blood.

And the gas with a higher carbon dioxide content exhaled from the lungs.

...

[Apostle 1010, kill the "second-order apostle", get death points: 726 points. Currently remaining death points: 6508 points. 】

[Get Chaos Value +233! 】

[Now we are randomly sampling the relics of the "Second Apostle (Bao Yujun...]

"???"

I don't know who is at this moment, and his mind is full of question marks.

Yi Lin had already quietly hid among the crowd when Li Erpang was posing for a pose.

Because Yi Lin's clothes are very formal, but very natural.

Lowering the brim of the hat, no one noticed the white smiley mask on Yi Lin's face.

In addition, everyone was sizzled and confused, their eyes focused on the imminent battle between Fat Rabbit and Team Fruit.

nobody……

He noticed that a "gentleman" was quietly hidden in the crowd.

but.

Yi Lin hadn't planned to shoot either.

I just saw that the other party was crowded, thinking about whether to quietly come to the rescue field when the fat man couldn't stand it.

However, he didn't expect that the fat man was also good enough. Seeing that the other party was crowded and crowded, he didn't plan to fight hard, turning around and ran away unscrupulously.

This saves Yi Lin's "disaster-ridden" psionic value.

after all.

The next day was extremely long.

Psionic value can save as much as possible.

"Bao Yujun? Your name goes very well with the mask. But this death point is really useless..."

After Yi Lin quietly passed through the world, he released his mind-power perception. After no one noticed him within the range of perception, he continued to check the rewards of "drawing the box".

[Get the "magic solar flashlight"! 】

"..."

Yi Lin suddenly discovered that he really shouldn't expect random rewards.

But he still habitually checks the attributes of "new props".

Maybe one day, it can be used.

...

[Magic solar flashlight]

【Grade】Rare

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...

What the hell?

Yi Lin hid in the crowd, his face blank when he saw the magic flashlight's attributes.

really!

He shouldn't expect a random lottery!

and many more.

Mr. Abalone.

What do you keep this kind of props in the storage space?

After quietly putting away the brand new props.

Yi Lin hides again.

Chi Chi Chi Chi——

When Yi Lin just finished reading the attributes of the "magic solar flashlight", Mr. Abalone slowly fell down with a horrified expression on his face.

There was still blood on the neck.

Yi Lin took a look with her feet on her feet.

Suddenly found that this posture was somewhat similar to when Xiao Yang died.

At this time.

Only then did the onlookers react.

Suddenly shocked!

But soon, many people began to talk about it.

"Fuck! I almost forgot that this was filming!"

"I'm scared to death!"

"The special effects are awesome!"

"It's dead like the real thing!"

"Have you seen the man with the abalone mask just now, when he fell down, his calf bounced a few times, and he even acted so well on the corpse, he can be called a senior actor!"

"Huh? You see, this blood is just like the real thing! The neck is still spraying, is there an artificial blood vessel hidden in it?"

"Hey, don't tell me, the crew that Li Changge participated in this time is really a bit different from the previous remakes of the little troublemakers. Not only the acting is online, but the props and special effects are also very realistic!"

"Too realistic!"

"..."

Mr. Abalone has long since become a box.

Was drawn by Yi Lin.

He could not hear the discussion around him a long time ago.

However, if Mr. Abalone could hear a little bit, even if it was a sentence, he would probably be so angry that he would bounce again and die again.

"Crack—"

Just now.

sky.

Suddenly there was a slightly immature voice.

"Cough cough cough, carry the actor away."

Oral directly borrowed the "holographic projection advertising" system and played the role of the behind-the-scenes director.

Soon after Oralle made the sound.

A special team of field personnel disguised as a medical team carried a stretcher and silently carried away the body of Mr. Abalone.

In a blink of an eye they disappeared.

This time.

The people who reacted even believed that all this was a "acting", and once again praised Mr. Abalone.

Mr. Abalone, who plays the "corpse", can lie down and exit even when he exits the field.

——Very professional.

Yi Lin almost couldn't hold back a laugh.

But soon, he held back.

Before killing Mr. Abalone, Yi Lin took three seconds and carefully identified it.

It doesn't seem to be any previous acquaintances.

After killing, it was confirmed.

Bao Yujun... don't know him.

Those who want to kill must naturally have the consciousness of being killed.

...

Let's talk about the other side.

The "Fruit Ninjas" who pursued and killed Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu one after another did not notice that among them, the only uncomfortable Abalone Lord died silently and was carried away silently without any sense of existence.

Everyone is not an idiot.

In fact, Bao Yujun's ideas are roughly shared by others.

However, there is a slight discrepancy in the choice of action.

Everyone catches the cicada with a praying mantis, the oriole thinks carefully behind.

But this matter is not at the end, and no one knows who the mantis is and who is the cicada.

The fruit ninja is divided into three echelons.

It's like a marathon.

But a dead fat man who seemed to weigh two hundred catties turned out to be the leader of the marathon, which is extremely outrageous in the eyes of others.

It's just that this situation will not last long.

The apostle on the agile side who ran at the forefront had gradually caught up with Li Erpang's footsteps.

He could even clearly distinguish the enchanting tremor of the fat man's two buttocks.

"die!"

He wears a banana-shaped mask.

Stage name... Mr. Banana.

Mr. Banana didn't underestimate anyone.

Even a fat man covered in fat.

He had already learned through some means that on a certain night not long ago, this fat man who seemed to be meaty was actually killed out of the siege of the four apostles.

Not only that.

The fat rabbit even seriously injured one of the female apostles on the agile side.

For this alone, Li Erpang's strength is enough to make everyone jealous.

only--

Banana Jun sneered coldly.

His goal is not to kill fat to death.

Black box!

Regardless of whether there is a "spiritual weapon" in it that caused this uproar, he only needs to get the box and escape.

nobody……

Can touch his banana!

Ah no, no one can catch him!

Ten meters.

Eight meters!

Five meters!

It's near!

Mr. Banana's agility attributes are extremely high, and there are related enhancements, which put him far ahead of others by several positions.

"The box... arrived."

Four meters!

Mr. Banana smiled slightly under his mask.

Cheng Zhu is in the chest.

In an instant, I saw a finger of Banana Lord, suddenly stretched out, extremely flexible!

Like a small snake, it straddled a distance of four meters, and PIA immediately stuck to the black box behind Li Erpang!

Got it!

Banana is ecstatic in his heart!

As long as something is stained by his skill, he can't get rid of it, unless the opponent's power value can exceed his three times!

This is the ultimate skill that allows him to be in the middle of the world without any disadvantages!

Skills called the fingers of gods!

Sudden!

Li Erpang, who was running, turned around abruptly.

The very sudden kind.

without any precautions.

This turn around caught everyone off guard.

Including the Banana Bureau.

Originally, the fat man rushed forward hard and ran well, with a running stance of life and death. No one thought that at this time, Li Erpang suddenly killed a carbine.

Mr. Banana... was stunned.

Even if there is only a loss of less than a second.

Only a few tenths of a second.

But it was a few tenths of a second in ordinary days. In the eyes of Banana Bureau, a cute rabbit, shaking its fluffy ears, is getting bigger and bigger in front of his eyes...the ears are getting thicker and thicker... …

Snapped.

A golden light flashed across Li Erpang's palm, and he directly patted the banana that looked a bit nasty.

The angle is very positive and there is no deviation.

Click.

Originally, Banana was extremely fast.

Li Erpang's sudden stop and turn around, like a perfect fake move, deceived everyone.

This palm not only carried Li Erpang's own strength, but also mixed with the kinetic energy of Banana Jun's super fast speed.

In an instant.

Mr. Banana's neck suddenly bends back at a strange angle, and bright red blood splattered from all around the mask.

To others, this scene is like a banana with ketchup hidden in it, and then it is exploded by a palm.

"Dead, dead?"

The other apostles who were chasing wildly behind saw this scene, and their scalp numb instantly.

It's just because Banana's death was too sudden and too miserable.

Perhaps even the deceased had not had time to react before he was taken away by Li Erpang.

Li Erpang shook the blood on his hand.

The blood of Banana King.

Huh?

There is still some blood in the nail.

Kind of disgusting.

Li Erpang glanced at the others coldly.

He thought carefully.

In this scenario, the decision is still to put down a line, which would be more in line with his current identity.

"Want to kill me? It depends on your abilities!"

"!"

Good guys!

and many more.

Who wrote this script?

The lines are a bit old-fashioned!

After Li Erpang finished speaking, he turned around again, twisting his trembling fat again, and continued to escape.

The point is.

After turning around, Li Erpang patted his butt, and sipped on the ground before starting to run.

The Fruit Team, which was chasing after the fat man, went from startled to angry, completely silent and stiffened in place for three seconds.

Three seconds later.

Someone suddenly recovered.

"Fuck!"

"kill him!"

"kill--"

Although Li Erpang's action frightened the other apostles a bit, who can reach this level of apostle, who has not experienced several trials of life and death, and who has not had the experience of wandering about life and death several times?

This incident not only did not scare them, but on the contrary aroused the blood of everyone.

then--

This is a marathon led by a fat man.

It started again.

Yi Lin saw this scene from afar.

Finally feel relieved a little bit.

really.

Squinted eyes are indeed sinister guys, and the squinted fat guys can't be underestimated.

"Hehe, "Zhang Huichun" can you still be calm when you learn that someone is scoring crazy points?"

Yi Lin smiled and left here quietly.

Um.

Go shopping elsewhere.

Haiting City BBS has already exploded~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Everyone agreed to praise the crew.

Even uploaded countless live videos.

The special effects that are as realistic as reality have made countless melon-eating people in Haiting City call out--

"conscience".

Great conscience.

If it weren't for the highest score of the movie on "Bean Dregs", the highest score is 10. It is estimated that this movie will be released in a pre-release, and the word-of-mouth and score will directly explode.

pity.

What no one knows is.

This "movie with full sincerity" is destined to never be released.

forever.

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