I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

GBC Gotham Radio.

It was not long after Yi Lin sent the "U Disk".

A figure slowly walked out of the darkness.

The figure was wearing a tight purple suit.

The face is painted with weird games.

The hideous cracked lips slowly conjured a wicked smile.

"Jie Jie Jie..."

Gotham BBS Forum.

It has now completely exploded.

There are even many people who took advantage of the peak of the traffic to start small advertisements in Gotham BBS.

But as long as it is a post that has nothing to do with "Gotham Criminals", it will fall into the sea almost at the moment it is posted, and it will become a grave post in seconds.

——I was topped by countless posts about "The Riddle Gentleman".

Yi Lin never expected that he, who was unknown in the real world, would become the top traffic in this Gotham City.

"Next...do the final preparations."

Yi Lin did not stay long, like a hardworking bee, buzzing silently as a rising star in the crime world of Gotham City.

Another corner of Gotham City.

At this time night fell.

It is also more convenient to hide.

Seeing that Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu were on the evil list, Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu both got a little bit up, and couldn't help grabbing a mobile phone. After gently asking for the mobile phone password, he logged on to the Gotham City BBS to check the relevant news. .

Those two fools, Pan Zhengyi, must be the bottom, unable to escape.

Yi Lin's score is far ahead, and it is estimated that he will not be able to catch up.

Li Erpang's goal in "Main Task Two" now is to strive for second place.

The content of the main task three is unknown, so Fatty believes that no matter what you do, you should not be too far behind in the main task two.

No matter how bad it is, you have to rank a bit higher than Zhu Yun'er and Su Ge in order to get a higher evaluation in the final evaluation.

What do you say?

——It's all set off by peers.

"Fuck? You can still play like this?"

Li Erpang scanned the post for a few minutes, and his eyes widened in an instant.

Sure enough to be a woman, she could even think of using forums to post notices to increase "criminal visibility".

"If so...hehehe."

Li Er's chubby smiled wretchedly, this trick can be used by those two ladies, and he can use it naturally.

So, Li Erpang put away his mobile phone.

Deng Deng Deng into the night.

Prepare to carry out "heaven-shattering crime".

...

...

"Sister Susu, listen quickly!"

Zhu Yun'er, who was planning where to bomb the next place, was suddenly taken aback when she heard the headlines of the city's radio.

"Video crime notice?"

What the **** is this?

When Zhu Yuner thought of Yi Lin's expression, she instinctively told her that there must be something weird in it.

But for a while, she couldn't guess why this guy used this increasingly high-profile way to publish puzzles.

The video means... he will appear directly in the sight of the citizens of Gotham?

On the Gotham city broadcast.

The beautiful host wears the most **** and charming dress.

Low cut, deep V, Qi beep skirt, black silk, high heels.

--Perfect.

People who are not in front of the TV, including a few apostles, can only hear the sound and cannot see the content of the video.

But for riddles, sound is enough.

Li Erpang in the dark also stopped.

Listen carefully to Yi Lin's next plan.

Li Erpang couldn't help his teeth with hatred when he thought of that pretending to commit a crime.

If it wasn't for that guy, why would he put on such a stupid tight suit.

Even the running has to be a little leisurely, for fear of squeezing.

On the eve of the "Riddle Gentleman" crime teaser video, the entire Gotham City fell into a strange and quiet atmosphere in an instant.

It seems to be--

Everyone is waiting.

They are all waiting to listen, the voice of this gentleman!

This one passed by from Quan Gotham.

At this moment, the entire Gotham City fell into complete silence just for one "criminal"!

And the friends sitting in front of the TV are already looking forward to it, waiting for the crime teaser video from the "Riddler Gentleman".

At the same time, this is the next puzzle.

Zi Zi Zi-

The charming hostess cast a few winks at the camera and finally started playing the video.

In the video.

A gentleman in a black tuxedo stands proudly holding a folded umbrella.

I saw the "Riddleman Gentleman" resting one hand on his chest and pressing down the brim of the hat with one hand.

In the video, the full face of "Riddleman Gentleman" cannot be seen clearly, and it is hidden by the gentleman's hat. Everyone can only see a mysterious smile full of confidence from under the brim of the black hat.

"Ah."

"Confused Gotham."

"Hello."

"I, Edward Rin, gentleman of riddles."

"Next, is my next puzzle and the last puzzle tonight. I hope to bring you the most brilliant firework show in front of the TV."

In the video, the corner of the riddle gentleman Edward Rin's mouth slightly tick.

He said slowly in an unhurried tone--

"When Scarlet and Scarlet meet again,"

"When the stars are falling like rain,"

"When the night sky dies in a blink of an eye,"

"When the memory is not in eternity,"

"When death is no longer far away,"

"When the day does not come again,"

"When the sky can no longer be touched,"

"When your eyes are no longer favored by the light,"

"When I was separated from you in the distant time and space forever,"

"When the distance of thinking is as far away as the other shore of the dead,"

"then,"

"I will cross the river of void,"

"Break the barrier between reality and illusion,"

"I'm everywhere,"

"I go everywhere,"

"Tonight, Gotham will be crazy about my sky full of fireworks."

"The gentleman will descend at the center of the fireworks and take off the crown of the old king of darkness."

"who am I?"

Everyone's expressions were stunned.

I don't know how serious it is.

But it seemed to sound very high and deep.

In the short video, after the riddle gentleman finishes talking about the mysterious puzzle, his lips are tightened, a trace of imperceptible loneliness is evoked, but he is quickly replaced by a confident smile.

I saw the "Riddleman Gentleman" holding his hat elegantly and performing a gentleman's etiquette to everyone watching the live broadcast through the screen.

The etiquette freezes for about one second.

"Good night."

The video from "The Riddle Gentleman" came to an abrupt end.

"..."

Li Erpang: "Pretend to be forced!"

Zhu Yuner: "Pretend to be forced! +1"

Su Xiaosu: "Pretend to be forced. +2"

Pan Zhengyi: "Pretend to be a boy +3, Jie Jie Jie Jie——"

In the video, or the whole city broadcast, at the moment when the live broadcast without delay ended, other apostles from the same world as Irin made the same comments unexpectedly.

It's just a slightly different tone and look.

"not good!"

Li Erpang's expression sternly: "Although he can't solve the riddle of the kid, according to the kid's style, he will usually make a notice some time in advance. He has become accustomed to pretending to be forced. It is estimated that he will not be able to change it for a while. It's time to hurry up!"

Another place in Gotham City.

"Huh! Are you playing mystery?" Zhu Yuner smiled coldly: "Couldn't he write poems in reality?"

Su Xiaosu's expression was indifferent, and he reminded: "We should act."

Zhu Yuner looked back at Su Xiaosu, the hatred in her eyes was reduced, and she smiled slightly: "Oh, but it doesn't matter. This is the main task two, and the main task three is the real start. How about giving him this round? However, we also Don’t fall behind too much. At the very least, you must squeeze that fat man and Pan Zhengyi down."

All the apostles began to act secretly again in their own way.

...

...

Snapped.

James Gordon Jr. slammed his police cap to the ground.

Very angry.

He suddenly remembered the news of a cerebral hemorrhage.

A mouthful of fishy sweetness came out of his mouth, and was swallowed back hard by little James Gordon.

Gudong Gudong——

Little James Gordon drank the drink in his hand and was shocked.

After the shock, he suddenly smiled coldly.

"You dare to release the video in front of everyone? Humph! You underestimated Gotham City! Send me a wanted order. As long as the suspects look and dress up to match the'Riddler Gentleman' in the video, they will all... kill them on the spot! "

"Yes!"

Sheriff Gordon's men acted one after another.

In the past two decades, they have never tried to be so resolute.

In the past two days, they seem to have become a policeman again.

Rather than gamblers, drunks, prostitutes... ahem.

"Also, launch a helicopter and search the whole city. As long as you find'King Kong','Empress', and'Black Goose Man', they will all be shot on the spot! After the shooting, you can go to Mayor Gordon to receive financial subsidies!"

"Hey, sir, even if you don't say anything, the citizens will choose to shoot them on the spot if they find outrageous criminals."

The other police officer suddenly laughed strangely.

"What did you say?"

"Uh... No, I'll just order to go down."

After finishing all the orders, James Gordon Jr. bowed his head in deep thought, thinking about the puzzle that broke through the sky in length.

Obviously, this puzzle is confusing.

The difficulty is estimated to break through the sky.

It can be called the most bizarre puzzle since the emergence of "Riddleman Gentleman".

No matter which sentence it is, on the surface it seems to be no match for any location in Gotham City.

Except for the last sentence of "fireworks", which should refer to an explosion if there is no accident, James Gordon Jr. couldn't guess the time and place at all.

Is the IQ of the riddle gentleman really that terrible?

Why can the whole Gotham go round and round with the power of one person?

"hateful--"

James Gordon Jr. suddenly felt extremely regretful.

On the night of the clock tower, Gentleman Riddle should be shot to death without hesitation, instead of asking him to raise his hands.

It was the moment of hesitation that night that allowed Gotham to evolve into what it is today.

Gotham, little by little, seemed to gradually change back to the chaos and disorder of twenty years ago.

A chaos that makes people feel powerless.

But twenty years ago, there was Batman in Gotham City.

Today, twenty years later, there is no such dark knight hiding in the darkness to punish criminals.

"Do not--"

Little James Gordon was thinking wildly, and suddenly he noticed his thoughts that shouldn't have appeared.

He shook his head abruptly, putting aside the unrealistic idea.

Even the Batman who has disappeared does not represent Gotham's justice.

His methods are not justice at all.

In Gotham, justice can be represented...only Gordon!

Whether it is his father then or he is now... Sheriff Gordon!

...

...

【22:30】

Gotham City.

There are helicopters in the sky.

Throwing countless beams from the helicopter, searching for the criminals on the ground.

Of course, the focus is still on the "riddle gentleman."

Almost as long as they are wearing black suits, regardless of men, women, young or old, a group of people will pounce on them and shoot them to death.

After all, that is a vicious criminal!

How can we not kill?

How can we not kill?

How can I not die?

Well, beaten to death!

At the top of Wayne Building.

Bruce Wayne fell into complete silence.

He admitted that this young man who claimed to be a "riddle gentleman" was far beyond his imagination.

This time the riddle was so long, so hard to guess.

He watched for a long time, except for the last sign, he couldn't guess everything else.

Even the time of the crime left Bruce Wayne clueless.

Bruce took a sip of wine and looked at the three delicious bodies on the bed.

This time, he did not respond.

My head is full of that weird puzzle.

"Am I really old?"

Bruce Wayne shook his head helplessly, recalling the battle of wits and courage with the Riddler and the Penguin, with emotion.

And this time...

suddenly.

On the desktop, there was a continuous vibration.

It's old Gordon.

Bruce gave a wry smile.

"What? You can't even guess it?"

Old Gordon's eyes widened in surprise.

"Hehe, this is the star of Gotham!" Bruce even teased humorously.

"..."

"Old friend, run away."

Bruce shook his glass: "Although I can't guess his riddle, it can be seen that the final explosion of the riddle gentleman is absolutely huge, otherwise he would not say it was'fireworks in the sky', if every word If it represents an explosion site, there are too many targets to dismantle the bomb...unless you can catch him."

Old Gordon squeezed the phone, rather speechless: "Old man, you know, I was born in Gotham."

"clear."

Bruce hung up the phone.

He understood what the old Gordon meant.

He was born in Gotham and would choose to die in Gotham.

Bruce looked at the sky. For twenty years, there was still a thick cloud floating over Gotham.

Only this layer of clouds made him feel very familiar.

As if in the clouds, a bright and dazzling... bat lamp is about to appear.

suddenly.

Bruce's pupils shrank slightly.

He remembered a certain sentence in the riddle.

Can't help whispering in a low voice.

A few more seconds.

Bruce suddenly laughed.

...

...

【22:50】

The whole Gotham was covered by clouds.

This doesn't just refer to the dark cloud over Gotham.

It also refers to the cloud in everyone's heart.

The earth-shattering explosion in "Riddleman" Edward Rin's trailer has not yet occurred.

Several hours later, even GBC radio station invited more than a dozen authoritative bricklayers to solve the riddle gentleman's riddle, but so far, many speculations have been raised, and they have been overturned one by one.

There is no place, or no answer, that can perfectly explain the puzzle published by "Riddleman" Edward Rin!

This can be called... the most difficult mystery in the history of Gotham City!

This question... is too difficult!

sky.

One helicopter after another hovered over Gotham.

This is a direct military force under Mayor James Gordon.

Whether it is quality or professionalism, it far surpasses the waste that has been idle for many years at the Gotham Police Department.

"B78! B78! Your lights are on the wrong side! Please pay attention to searching the ground!"

"B78——"

"B78?"

"Ahem, B78 received it!"

"A93, did you find out in the Upper East Side?"

"C93 found a suspicious'Black Goose Man' figure in Burnley. Please send a nearby police team to search immediately."

"B63 found the suspected'King Kong' and the'Empress' figure on the banks of the Finger River... Damn! That's them! Go! GOGOGO! Rush!"

Under the professional air force search and attack, all the apostles gradually became invisible.

"Mother, it's almost time!"

This movement became more and more noisy, and there was not much TNT bomb left in his hand. Li Erpang was inspired by Zhu Yuner’s idea of ​​the two girls. He spent nearly half of the night burying TNT in several places, and set it up. Set a good time.

He was even afraid of forgetting the timing, so he deliberately used a small notebook to record the explosion time in each place.

At that time, as long as the "forecast" is posted to the Gotham BBS before the explosion time, not only will it be able to brush a wave of existence, but also a large amount of evil value can be harvested!

At that time, points are rolling on the list!

The name "Black Goose Man" can also resound in Gotham!

"wakaka……"

Thinking of the wonderful scene that is about to come, Li Erpang couldn't help laughing.

If there is a choice, I want to be a good person!

But, I have no choice!

Li Erpang grinned and couldn't help rubbing his palms in excitement.

Near the Finger River.

The light of the helicopter is like a bone gangrene, biting two figures from the air.

"Sister Susu, your figure is more conspicuous, you go away the helicopter, I hide, almost run out of time, I must publish a notice on Gotham BBS as soon as possible, otherwise, when the time comes, the bomb will explode and the crime value may be possible. It will all fall to Yi Lin's head."

Zhu Yuner galloped quickly, while speaking.

Su Xiaosu was silent for a moment, did not say much, just whispered: "Okay."

suddenly.

Under the light of the helicopter, Su Xiaosu's muscles seemed to bulge, and his veins swelled, which was terrifying.

Boo! PIA——

She actually uprooted a tree on the roadside with her bare hands, and threw it directly at the helicopter in the air!

"Fuc...KKK!! What kind of monster is this! He, he, he is not a human!"

In the public channel of the helicopter team, a panicked voice instantly exploded.

The distance is so far, it must be missed.

But Su Xiaosu did not guard the sky so that she could accurately hit the helicopter in the air by throwing a tree with her bare hands, but her move scared the helicopter's lighting beam to the left and right.

When the helicopter pilot came back to his senses, the figure of the ‘female emperor’ Zhu Yun’er was lost on the ground.

"court death!"

Click, click, click.

On both sides of the combat helicopter, the lid was lifted, and the two-wheeled machine guns appeared, about to spit out a terrifying tongue.

...

suddenly!

An arrogant figure appeared in the sky without warning.

"LadiesAndGentlemen——Jiejiejie——"

Originally, the GBC company’s projection system was used to put all kinds of expensive advertisements, but now it broadcasts a weird figure on the live broadcast.

Head to the sky, feet on the ground, wearing a purple suit, his face is painted with hideous mottled paint!

It's him!

It's him!

It's him!

That one...Joker!

Fake Joker!

This "fake Joker" had already robbed GBC once last night, but he did not expect to repeat the same mistake tonight.

As we all know, the real Joker is dead.

"Ha—" "Joker" in the sky looked down on Gotham from high above with a crazy look.

No one can guess why this GBC was robbed by a "fake clown" time and time again.

"Hehehe..." The clown suddenly jerked his whole body, and his hoarse voice spread all over Gotham through the broadcast system.

"Whyso?"

"Is it because of... love? Stupid Odoudou——"

Gotham: "???"

"Hehehe...Do you think I'm crazy?" The upright "Joker" phantom suddenly put on a serious expression.

Gotham: Nonsense!

"Hey, look, there are actually two sides to madness." The fake Joker stretched out his white palm, the front and the back stood up, and then the scarlet messy lips suddenly cracked toward the base of his ears.

——It was a grinning clown smile.

"But in fact, hehe, you see, this side is madness, and the other side of madness is...art!"

The false Joker phantom was suddenly in the sky, pointing to a building.

There--

Louis E. Griff Memorial High School!

boom!

Suddenly ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ where the clown pointed, there was a violent explosion, and the fire... burst into the sky! Shine on the whole city!

The whole city... boiled instantly!

This is... the real clown!

The once king of darkness...Joker! !

And no one found a corner.

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

Next second.

Li Erpang was crying and crying hysterically—

"I'm sorry for your uncle Pan Zhengyi! It was an explosion that I worked so hard to bury ah ah ah ah -"

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