I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

Vol 4 Chapter 668: For scumbags, mobile phones are more important than life

   After returning to the dormitory from the parking lot of the University of Finance and Economics, Chen Hansheng no longer thinks about Shang Yanyan, so he brags to his roommates.

   It’s already May unknowingly, and there are more and more seniors and elder sisters taking graduation photos in school. Dai Zhenyou and their mentality have also changed from the hard work after being stimulated at the beginning to the current calmness.

   Even when the senior sisters were wearing bachelor's uniforms and showing their long legs to take photos, everyone could drink soda while stopping to watch and comment.

   Looking at the entire financial university, only these junior boys can behave like this "idiot", and the juniors and sophomores are not thick enough.

   "I found it."

   Yang Shichao talked about the employment situation in 2005 for a while, and suddenly commented: "In fact, the quality of our 02 girls is the highest."

   Whenever you talk about the opposite **** in the male dormitory, everyone will naturally participate. Even Lao Dai reads novels while listening with ears up, and occasionally makes two comments.

   "Not really."

Jin Yangming nodded approvingly, and criticized by the way: "During the freshman year, many people were still worried that our class had the worst quality. I said at that time, but the girls just came out of the high school campus and haven’t learned how to do it. Show the charm of women."

  Guo Shaoqiang rolled his eyes: "Sixth, don't pretend to be forced. The scene when the journal was opened seems to have happened yesterday. We all remember it clearly. When did you say that?"

   "It's like this in my heart, do I have to tell it?"

   Jin Yangming did not rush after being exposed, and calmly changed the subject: "At that time, Bai Yongshan was still taking the cute route, a little fat baby, now he is a schoolmaster."

   "That's true, at that time the one who would dress up most was Shang Yanyan."

Dai Zhenyou stretched her head out of the bed, recalling the scene that had the deepest impression in her mind: "When she introduced herself for the first time, she also deliberately took off her military training cap, and her long and bright burgundy hair was falling down. Tsk tsk... ··"

  602's roommate stopped talking, everyone felt a little bit empathetic.

   At that time, the class was full of high school boys who had just graduated. Many of them came from small county towns. The shock of Shang Yanyan, a trendy and fashionable big city girl, was unimaginable.

   "So, we all think Shang Yanyan is the most beautiful girl."

   Li Zhennan glanced at Chen Hansheng and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Shen Youchu to be there."

   Speaking of Shen Youchu, no one knows how to comment. In terms of her figure and appearance, she has a proper 02 school girl, but her personality is too low-key, and there is too little topicality. She is like Shang Yanyan's scandal.

   "Shen Youchu is just average."

   Chen Hansheng frowned: "Anyway, I rarely get her face value. To be honest, falling in love with Shen Youchu is to have a good time. If I really want to find a wife, I have to be Hu Linyu. That small body is so strong."

   "Bah!"

   The other people in the 602 dormitory rolled their eyes collectively, almost forgetting that besides Jin Yangming, there was another heroic pretending to be forced.

   Chen Hansheng smiled and picked up his mobile phone and went to the balcony. This was to call Xiao Yuer.

   She didn't answer, but just responded with a text message: "I'm sleeping."

   "I'm playing tricks again."

   Chen Hansheng muttered.

   This is also expected. Whenever the three words "Shen Youchu" appeared in Xiao Yu'er's ears, her attitude was always a little cold.

   Chen Hansheng knows it clearly, but he pretends to be confused. The previous few calls are still the same.

   It's her business that Xiao Yuer doesn't take it, but she has to do it.

  Because the logic of most girls in love is very strange, their brain circuits are like this:

   Boyfriend misses me, then he will find me→If he doesn't find me, then he definitely doesn't want me→Since he doesn't want me, why should I find him?

   No way, it's such a real and touching way of thinking.

   So, even after eating closed doors, Chen Hansheng still sent a message to Xiao Yuer: "Then you go to bed first, there will be the sun tomorrow, and remember to apply sunscreen."

   After 15 minutes, a message came with a "ding".

   Xiao Rongyu: Tomorrow night, come and eat with me!

   Chen Hansheng looked at the content of the text message and could probably imagine Xiao Yuer's current emotions.

   Xiao Rongyu should be a little angry and helpless, but Chen Hansheng lowered her head actively to make her feel more comfortable, so he "ordered" Chen Hansheng to come and eat with him.

   After eating this meal, this matter can be revealed.

   In a short sentence, to be able to taste so much content, we must thank the high school Chinese teacher.

   Because she often analyzes Mr. Lu Xun's articles, a simple sentence "The weather is gloomy again", the Chinese teacher can interpret seven or eight meanings, which is "enhancing the sad atmosphere" and "mapping the gloom of the old society".

   I don’t know if Mr. Lu Xun thought so much when he started writing?

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   The next morning, Chen Hansheng followed Li Zhennan and Lao Dai to the classroom. The classmates of the second class of public administration have become accustomed to this monitor who often absent from class.

   The teachers in the university don’t care too much. Chen Hansheng listened for a while, then turned to look at Li Zhennan next to him. Although this kid never missed class, the effect of the class was very mediocre.

   Not long after eating breakfast, he was already planning what to eat at noon in his notebook.

   Chicken Leg √

   Tomato scrambled eggs √

   Braised Eggplant×

  青菜汤√

   The thief wrote in a straightforward manner. The teacher on the stage absolutely thought that Li Zhennan was recording the content of the class.

   "Brother Chen."

   Li Zhennan found Chen Hansheng staring at him, and he touched the back of his head in embarrassment.

   "Anan, I have never found you so retarded before."

   Chen Hansheng Nunuous mouth: "Tear a piece of paper and give me a coin, and learn what we adults do in class!"

"Oh."

   Li Zhennan was very obedient, and immediately handed the paper and coins to Chen Hansheng. He also wanted to know what Chen was going to do. Could it be the diameter and circumference of the coin to calculate the current economic development trend of the society?

   Soon, Anan knew that he was thinking too much.

  Because Chen Hansheng put the coin behind the white paper and used a ballpoint pen to "swpwww" sketches, the outline of the coin first appeared on the paper, and finally it was like rubbing, all the patterns of this coin appeared on the paper.

   Chen Hansheng seems to be very satisfied with this work, grinning happily.

   "Brother Chen."

   Li Zhennan said boredly: "You are embarrassed to scold me for being retarded like this."

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   Finally, until the end of the first get out of class, Chen Hansheng walked in front of Shen Youchu and saw her round chin knocked on her arm, staring stupidly at the textbook in a daze.

"what happened?"

   Chen Hansheng tried her forehead, but she didn't seem to have a fever.

   "The PHS is broken."

   Shen Youchu took out the PHS from the cloth bag, and carefully touched the screen, peach blossom eyes were distressed.

   "If it breaks, it will be broken, just buy a new one."

   Chen Hansheng said indifferently, he picked it up and checked it, it seemed that it could not be turned on.

   This PHS was bought by Shen Youchu in his freshman year, and he should have retired long ago.

   Shen Youchu pouted her mouth silently. She used things frugally and cherished. Although it took two years, the PHS shell looked like new.

   "When You Chu helped Aning wash her face in the morning."

   Hu Linyu explained next to him: "Aning was playing with the snake with the PHS, and accidentally dropped into the pool, and it broke when he picked it up."

   "You Chu also spanked Aning's little **** twice."

Hu Linyu himself thought it was funny: "This is the first time I saw Young Chu beating someone~www.wuxiaspot.com~ but it was gentle like tickling. Aning was not afraid at all. In the end, I beat her and cried. "

   "······Worthy of Secretary Hu."

   Chen Hansheng patted Shen Youchu's back and comforted him: "Then change to a new phone, and don't use PHS."

   "I, I want to fix it again."

   Shen Youchu raised his head, and asked Chen Hansheng softly.

   Chen Hansheng did not agree: "The PHS is almost eliminated. How convenient is the mobile phone."

   Hu Linyu also echoed. She is now the general manager of the milk tea shop, and she has changed to Nokia early.

  Shang Yanyan was not far from the classroom, watching with envy, Chen Hansheng looked at Shen Youchu with different eyes.

   However, Shen Youchu is better to Chen Hansheng.

   "Then I bought a new one for you."

   Shen Youchu pointed to Chen Hansheng's cell phone: "I use your old cell phone, OK?"

   "Hey~"

   Hu Linyu shook his head, this silly girl, if you have any good things, you think about Chen Hansheng first, so think about it for yourself.

Chen Hansheng was also very touched, so he "scolded" Shen Youchu mercilessly: "It's just a broken cell phone. You still hesitate for so long. I don't need to talk about it anymore. I will give it to you noon Buy a new Nokia, you can use it, and you can use it!"

   Seeing Chen Hansheng's "hot", Shen Youchu didn't dare to say more, silently lowered his head and scrolled the book title page with his fingers.

   Chen Hansheng sighed inwardly, sorry Shen Hanhan, this is for your good.

   "It's okay to kill you, but you can't use a mobile phone!"

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   (There are more tonight, ask for tickets~)

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