I really didn’t want to be a warm man when I was reborn

Since it was not a special day such as May 20 or Valentine's Day, and it was not a weekend, there were not many people at the Civil Affairs Bureau to collect the certificates.

However, in this era, the Internet lover 520 is not very popular, unlike the proliferation of Valentine's Day 10 years later, 520, 521, Chinese Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas, and even Lantern Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival have become Valentine's Day.

Anyway, whenever it’s a holiday, I have to buy gifts and send red envelopes to my girlfriends. ,

When they arrived at the marriage registration office, Li Zhe went to get the number, and then the two sat down on the chairs in the corridor and waited patiently.

In front of the two people was a young couple, who must have just reached the legal age. The girl was leaning on the boy's arms and acting coquettishly.

The girl turned to look at Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao, and whispered to the boy: "Isn't it hot if you wear a mask on a hot day?"

After hearing this, the boy also glanced at Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao, his eyes focused on Xiao Qiao.

Although Xiao Qiao wore a mask to cover her face, she could still tell that she was a beauty.

If a girl is tall, fair-skinned, and not particularly bad-looking, she is a beauty.

The girl suddenly remembered something and said excitedly to the boy: "You said they are not celebrities, right? They came here secretly to get their certificates."

As she spoke, she looked at Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao carefully.

"Where did there come from so many stars!" The boy met Li Zhe's gaze and avoided it with some fear.

Rich and powerful people have a different aura. Their eyes are confident and powerful, making people subconsciously want to retreat.

Big bosses such as Jack Ma and Richard Liu, at the peak of their lives, were all confident, high-spirited, and full of momentum in their every move.

"Please go to window No. 2, No. A008..." the announcement sounded.

"It's our turn!" The boy pulled the girl to stand up.

As soon as the young couple left, the radio sounded again, and it was Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao's turn.

They are window number 3.

The person who checked in was a young woman in her early thirties with good temperament. She glanced at Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao and said, "Bring your ID cards and household registration books. Please take off your masks, please."

Both Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao took off their masks. Li Zhe took out his household registration book and ID card from his handbag, and then took Xiao Qiao's ID card and handed it to the female staff member.

The female staff member looked at the two of them and reached out to take the identification materials.

The woman of this pair is pure and beautiful, and the man has a handsome appearance and a good temperament, so they are a perfect match.

"Are you getting married voluntarily?"

Xiao Qiao asked curiously, "If you don't get married voluntarily, you can't get married, right?"

The female staff member put down the certificate in her hand, looked at her and said, "Yes, to register a marriage, both of you must be completely voluntary."

"Miss, are you doing this voluntarily?"

Xiao Qiao looked at Li Zhe with a smile and said, "I guess so."

"That's not okay."

The female staff member returned the certificate and said, "If you haven't thought about it yet, go back and think about it again."

Li Zhe reached out and pulled up Xiao Qiao, "If you don't want to, forget it, I'll bring someone else over."

Xiao Qiao quickly grabbed him and said with a flattering smile: "I do, I do!"

This guy must still be thinking about Zhou Hu. She can't let his conspiracy succeed.

She turned around and smiled apologetically at the female staff member, "Sister, you don't have to think about it anymore, I'm totally willing."

The female worker shook her head in amusement, but she didn't take it seriously. After working for so many years, she had never seen any strange couples. There were also some who played marriage as a house, divorced as soon as they had a quarrel, and then remarried after they reconciled.

She handed the two registration forms to the two of them, "Then fill in these forms!"

After Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao finished filling out the "Application for Marriage Registration Declaration", the female staff member took it over and looked at it briefly and said, "Okay, you can go take pictures."

Marriage certificate photos can be taken at the Civil Affairs Bureau for a fee of 30-70 yuan, or you can bring your own as long as they meet the specifications and requirements of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao came to the studio on the second floor. A young girl in her twenties was in charge of taking photos.

After the two stood in front of the red background wall, the girl raised the camera.

The corners of Li Zhe's mouth were slightly raised and his eyes were gentle. Xiao Qiao tilted her head and leaned against him with a smile on her face.

"Click!" The flashlight flashed and the scene was frozen for an instant.

After the photos were taken, all that was left was to make the marriage certificate and take the oath.

In fact, the oath link can be omitted, and Li Zhe doesn't care about it at that time. The oath is the most unreliable thing, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people getting divorced.

But Xiao Qiao took it seriously and pulled him to stand on the oath-taking stage.

The staff looked at the two people and said loudly and forcefully: "I am Shen Li, the certificate issuance officer of Hongkou District. I am very happy to issue marriage certificates to you two. Today is a sacred day. Please answer my questions solemnly."

"Are you getting married voluntarily?"

Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao looked at each other with a smile and said at the same time: "We are getting married voluntarily!"

"Please face the solemn national flag and national emblem and read the "Wedding Oath" together."

Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao picked up the "Wedding Oath" and began to read: "We voluntarily become husband and wife. From today on, we will jointly shoulder the responsibilities and obligations that marriage entrusts us: to be filial to our parents, to educate our children, to respect and love each other." , trust and encourage each other, understand and give in to each other, help each other, and love each other for life!

From now on, no matter good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, young or old, we will be in the same boat through thick and thin, share weal and woe, share joys and sorrows, and become lifelong partners! We must stick to today’s oath, and we will definitely be able to stick to today’s oath! "

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"Bang, bang!" The steel seal was stamped on the two red notebooks. The certificate-issuing officer handed one copy of the marriage certificate to Li Zhe and Xiao Qiao. He smiled and blessed and said: Congratulations, you two, now you are legally married. Couple. "

After walking out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Xiao Qiao looked at the marriage certificate in his hand and smiled like a fool.

"It's just a driver's license."

Li Zhe smiled and stretched out his arms to hold her in his arms, "You look like this, and others think I married a fool."

"You are the fool!" Xiao Qiao said angrily.

As if something suddenly occurred to her, she smiled and said, "Li Zhe, from today on you are mine. As a married woman, remember to abide by the three obediences and the four virtues."

After a pause, she clasped her fingers and said: "You must follow your wife when she goes out, you must obey your wife's orders, you must blindly obey your wife when she says something wrong; you must wait for your wife to put on makeup, remember your wife's birthday, tolerate your wife's beatings and scoldings, and spend money on your wife. Be willing to give up.”

The New Three Obediences and Four Virtues was a joke made by Hu Shi in the last century. He said that he was a member of the Hepecked Association and proposed the "New Three Obediences and Four Virtues" that men should abide by.

This new "three obediences and four virtues" meme has become popular on the Internet in recent years, which illustrates the improvement of women's social status.

Li Zhe's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he slapped her little head in a funny way.

"If I can kill you, you have to go to heaven, right?"

"Okay, you beat your wife as soon as you get married, you scumbag!" Xiao Qiao said with a smile.

Li Zhe raised his hand and touched her butt again, "Pah!"

"I'll ask you to tell me again, what are the new three obediences and four virtues?"

Xiao Qiao bit her lip and said reluctantly: "You must follow your husband when he goes out, and you must obey your husband's orders..."

After listening, Li Zhe nodded with satisfaction, "When you get home, copy this passage 30 times."

Xiao Qiao couldn't help but exclaimed, "30 times is too much... okay!"

Seeing Li Zhe staring at her closely, she gave in aggrievedly.

"Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance..." Xiao Qiao muttered softly.

"what are you saying?"

"I said I would copy it as soon as I got home."

Li Zhe couldn't help but laugh, this Xiao Qiao was really interesting.

When marrying a wife, you can't just look at her looks. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will get tired of her after a long time. Only her interesting personality is the only one in a million.

When the two came to the parking lot and got in the car, Xiao Qiao asked for Li Zhe's marriage certificate and fiddled with the two marriage certificates. She glanced at him and said tentatively: "Hubby, can I send one to you?" Moments?”

She would feel uncomfortable if she didn't post it on Moments to show off to Zhou Ziyu.

Li Zhe started the car and said, "Do you want to post on Moments? It depends on your performance tonight."

Xiao Qiao said quickly: "Husband, I will definitely perform well. I will do whatever you ask me to do."

"You will do whatever I ask you to do?

Li Zhe's eyes fell on her little face, he showed a playful smile and said something softly.

After hearing this, Xiao Qiao bit her lip, showing obvious reluctance.

"You know how to make fun of me!"

"What does it mean to be mean?"

Li Zhe said disapprovingly: "Qiao Bao, I bully you because I like you. Why else would I not bully others?"

Xiao Qiao snorted softly, "Have you bullied many people?"

Li Zhe was stunned and coughed twice in embarrassment.

Xiao Qiao glanced at him and said angrily: "You know how to flirt with me. Even when I look in the mirror, my face looks a little green."

Li Zhe couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

"You still have the nerve to laugh?" Xiao Qiao stopped immediately.

"Qiao Bao, actually you look really good in a green skirt."

"Yeah! Li Zhe, you guy, I'll beat you to death..."

"Hey, I'm driving!"

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On the Bund, in a specialty tea restaurant, Zhou Ziyu was having afternoon tea with Huo Lili.

Huo Lili was talking about something, and Zhou Ziyu listened quietly while sipping tea.