I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

A chaos, as if in an endless darkness.

"Hey, hey..."

Anlin heard the sound that seemed to come from the soul, and he tried to open his eyes.

Then he saw a white body like a jade, naked all over the body...

rabbit!

The rabbit is half full and is sitting on the ground.

It holds a jade in its hand and continually squats on a small bowl of glazed golden light: "Hey, hey..."

The scent of the medicine filled the room, and An Lin felt a good fit.

"Ah..." He whispered unconsciously.

The rabbit heard the sound, turned his head, a pair of round pink eyes, staring at Ann Lin.

"Are you awake?" Very crisp and nice voice, spoken from the rabbit's mouth.

"Well... where is this?" Anlin nodded.

There was some pain in his head, so he pinched his temples with his hands.

The rabbit came to Anlin and said, "What is the number of nine thousand six hundred and ninety-five times and eight hundred and seventy-four?"

An Lin heard a look and said: "Hey... let me calculate..."

After three seconds, a very disappointing voice came: "What? The original person woke up, the brain has not recovered, I will adjust the conditioning..."

Anlin looked up and saw a jade, and went straight to his head like a rod.

"Hey!"

Anlin turned his eyes and fell into a coma...

......

"Hey, hey..."

In the darkness, Anlin seemed to hear the voice from the soul.

He tried to open his eyes and found that the rabbit was also watching him.

"Twenty-six thousand eight hundred and seventy-six six divided by thirteen is equal?" asked the rabbit.

An Lin licked her lips and just wanted to say if she would give me a piece of paper and a pen.

After two seconds, the rabbit sighed: "Hey, it hasn't recovered yet..."

The jade came out of the air and knocked on An Lin’s head.

"Hey!" Anlin fell into a coma...

......

"Hey, hey..."

In the darkness, Anlin seemed to hear the voice from the soul.

He tried to open his eyes and found that the rabbit was also watching him.

"Is this a nightmare?" Anlin's eyes were wet and open.

The rabbit did not answer and continued to ask: "How many times is the occupant of the eight hundred and ninety-six?"

Anlin heard a shock and shouted directly: "Wait! My mind is normal, I am not stupid! I just haven't learned to count!"

The rabbit blinked and the two big ears shook down the cheeks. Some confused: "This way, then it is troublesome. What should I do to know if your brain is not normal?"

When Anlin heard this sentence, the eyes were wet again.

In other words, is this rabbit's brain really normal?

When he saw the rabbit picking up the jade again, he finally realized that the rabbit was serious!

"That's it! I will swear poetry, I will prove myself with poems!"

Anlin was in a hurry and shouted.

"Oh poetry... This is a good note, oh!" The rabbit's pink eyes stared at An Lin, his face full of expectations.

"Before the bed, the moonlight, the suspect is the frost on the ground, and the head looks at the moon..." Anlin Lang Lang opened.

rabbit:"……"

"There was a child poem, and sure enough, the brain still didn't return to normal!"

The rabbit raised the jade again.

"Hey!"

An Lin’s head was knocked out by the jade, and it fainted again.

Anlin called a cockroach. He thought that he had a poem on his back. This rabbit should have never heard of it. I didn’t expect the rabbit to know it!

In the darkness, I don’t know how long it has been.

......

"Hey, hey..."

Anlin heard it again, the voice from the soul calling.

However, this time he chose to keep his eyes closed and he won’t blink!

You knocked you to knock, I sleep.

Just then, a voice appeared in the room.

"Small moon, An Lin, how is his situation now?"

It was a woman, her voice was soft, and Anlin was very familiar!

Xiaoyue? What is the jade rabbit mentioned by Su Xiaoyun?

"Well, he woke up a few times, but his mind is still not normal. I plan to use the liquid to help him nurse." The sound of the rabbit sounded.

Whose brain is not normal, your brain is not normal!

An Lin’s heart was awkward, and he knew it was time to blink.

"Su classmate, I woke up!"

He opened his eyes and sat up directly, looking at the woman in front and continued: "And, I am normal, don't listen to the rabbit nonsense!"

"Anlin classmate, you finally woke up!"

Su Xiaoyun was very happy, she got in front of Anlin.

A pair of soft jade hands hold An Lin's wrist and feel the breath of his body.

"Well... the meridians and the fine elements have been repaired almost, and my sister's life is very effective." Su Xiaoyun breathed a sigh of relief and gently said.

"Hey? Hey sister? Life is so good?" An Lin stared at the big eyes, his face was puzzled.

Su Xiaoyun is trying to explain, the rabbit will pre-emptively say: "This is the case. In the battle of freedom, you suddenly explode, the blood is exhausted, and the meridians are completely destroyed. If not, Yuhua Tianxian will send your body to the lock **** in time. Save it in the hail, maybe you are already dead."

"But even if it is Yuhua Tianxian, it is helpless to your injury. It can be said that you are still abolished except for the soul."

"Finally, Susu asked my master to save you. My master talent agreed to take the shot, refining a life-giving Dan for you, repairing your meridians, regenerating your blood..."

When Anlin heard the words of the rabbit, he looked at Su Xiaoyun with gratitude: "Thank you, so great, I will be sure to report to you!"

Su Shaoyun's pretty face is red, just want to talk, and the rabbit squats in front of Anlin, preemptively opening: "Repaying that is affirmative and necessary!"

"The master of my family refining is the second product Xiandan! That is not the few people in the whole Kyushu area who can refine it. They also use countless natural treasures, the essence of Xuanyue, and the anger of the heavens and the earth. ~www.wuxiaspot.com~The magic of the sky..."

The rabbit talks arrogantly, and An Lin is more shocked.

"Or... Rabbit, you first say a price 呗..." The more Anlin listened to the guilty conscience, this Nima listened to 10,000 yuan he sold and unclear debt!

"Cough," the rabbit cleared his throat, his eyes turned and then slowly began to open. "You can slowly return, you can't come. First, all you have to do is collect the following materials for me!"

"Well, I am listening!" An Lin looked awkward.

The rabbit continued: "One hundred pounds of carrots, ten boxes of carrot-flavored potato chips, one ton of freshly squeezed carrot-flavored chips..."

An Lin opened his mouth, slugged in place, and looked awkward!

Say good Tiandi treasure, say good rare materials?

As long as I buy a bunch of junk food as a reward, is it OK? ?

"Well, Anlin, my sister is very good, she didn't ask you to do anything to repay her."

"These are the requirements of Xiaoyue. She knows that you are going to the mortal world, so I want you to help her buy some delicious food!"

Su Xiaoyun saw An Lin's expression, smiled lightly, revealing two small dimples, softly explained.

"Susu! How do you turn your arms out? This thing is going to make the rabbit more embarrassed!" The rabbit glanced at Su Xiaoyun, annoyed.

Su Xiaoyun was said by the rabbit, and the little face became red again.

In the words of Su Shaoyun, Anlin seized the key point: "Wait, you said I want to go to the mortal world!?"

Su Xiaoyun nodded: "Well, just ten days later, you are selected in the freshman, the first batch of people who are going down!"

An Lin heard a shock, and went down...

I can go back to Earth!