I Kissed Zhenzi At The Beginning Of The Live Broadcast

After a violent beating, Wang Hao wiped his hands and said calmly: "Now do you know where you went wrong?"

"Forehead……"

"Where did I go wrong...?"

Seeing Shenlong's obsession, Wang Hao shook his head disappointedly.

"I ask you, who am I?"

"Your Honor!"

Boom!

With a punch, the dust was everywhere, and a big bag appeared on the head of the dragon.

"Wrong, I am the little judge."

"Let me ask you again, who is the little judge?"

Shenlong: "???"

Did you come to find fault on purpose? Aren't the judges and judges both you? I suspect you just wanted to beat me.

"Of course the little judge is you!"

Boom!

Another big bag appeared on Shenlong's head.

"Wrong! The little judge is the little judge, and the judge is the judge. The two cannot be confused."

"Although the name of the judge in the past was called the Little Judge, the current little judge is not the former judge, do you understand?"

Shenlong: "..."

I understand that your grandma has a spiral leg, this fucking person can understand...Bah! What can Dragon understand?

Looking at Shenlong's puzzled look, Wang Hao shook his head and sighed: "It's so stupid that it's too stupid. Forget it, let me make it more clear."

Wang Hao's body began to shrink sharply, and finally became the appearance of a child.

"Look clearly, this is the little judge, the one just now is the judge, and the little judge is the son of the Lord Judge. Do you understand what I said?"

Shenlong: "..."

I understand. Although I don't know why your body has shrunk, I know you definitely want to use this shrunken body to take advantage.

Then you were afraid that I had discovered the truth, so you pulled me out for a fight in advance, and threatened me to take care of my dragon's mouth.

As for whose advantage is it! Think about it with the toes of the dragon, you know, it must be the one from the Ma family!

"I understand, I understand, I fully understand. Your Honor, please don't worry, I will not show any flaws by then. My acting skills are getting better."

"It's good to know, the countryside likes to kill the New Year pig during the New Year. I am a nostalgic person. If I am in a bad mood, I might kill a Chinese New Year dragon to eat."

Shenlong: "..."

Good guys! What family! I actually killed the dragon during the Chinese New Year. Although I am not a pure-blooded dragon, I am now considered a rare animal. You are not afraid that the country will trouble you.

"If you understand it, you can go away. Putting the big one here is not afraid of being discovered!"

"The good judge, the little one will disappear immediately."

The huge dragon disappeared instantly. Wang Hao took out a map from his crotch and compared it with his hexagram.

"Well! It's not too far from here, it should be here soon."

"After solving the dream thing, what reason should I find to engage in Fusang...Bah! What reasons would terrorists find to engage in Fusang?"

Wang Hao touched his chin for a long time but didn't think of a good idea.

"Forget it, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and there will naturally be a way at that time."

"I hope they won't be ignorant of good and bad, and don't give me excuses to make trouble, so that I will be angry."

"Huh? Don't give me an excuse to make trouble, this is also a reason. Good idea!"

"Hehehe!"

Then Wang Hao's figure began to fade away again, because his body was about to go back to his clone, now this time is bathing time.

...

"Sister Xiaoling, I want to take a shower. After walking for a day today, I sweat a lot!"

"Well, then you go and wash it yourself, and I will help you fill the water."

"No! I want to wash with you. Only in this way can we save water, and we can't waste it."

"Ha ha!"

"You little pervert, what do you think I don't know! Don't even think about it."

Ma Xiaoling poked Wang Hao's head with her slender finger, and severely rejected his suggestion.

Wang Hao had to turn his eyes to Wang Zuer pitifully.

"Don't look at me, I have already washed it."

Wang Hao: "..."

I blame Shenlong for wasting so much time. I thought about it. The body must come in person to take a bath. I didn't expect to be late, which is really disappointing.

Shenlong: You are strong, and everything you say is right.

"By the way, the little judge, where are we going next? It's impossible to wander around aimlessly like this!"

"Is there anything else written on your dad's memo?"

Facing Ma Xiaoling’s question, Wang Hao took out his mobile phone and handed it to her, “Yes, here is where we are going.”

Ma Xiaoling: "???"

"Judge, where did you come from this memo, and why is it different from the last time?"

"I don't know. The memo is a memo anyway. I don't know how to tell it. I always follow the memo."

Wang Hao: The judge personally wrote Memo 2.0, you are trustworthy.

After talking, Wang Hao slipped into the bathroom and started taking a shower.

...

"A few days ago, I thought about growing up quickly, but now I don't think so. It's so annoying!"

In the bathtub, Wang Hao's body has grown a few centimeters higher than the previous few days.

If it hadn't been for Wang Hao to suppress it with thought force, I am afraid Ma Xiaoling and the others would have discovered the clues.

"No, it will definitely happen if you keep hiding like this, you have to find an opportunity for them to find out naturally."

"Moreover, I can't do anything against this kid's body. These two guys linger in front of me every day, feeling uncomfortable."

Thinking of the troubles, Wang Hao squeezed his hair and flung it away, and a clone appeared.

"As a clone, go out and vent your fire!"

Wang Hao, who looked like an adult, glanced at his body contemptuously.

"cut!"

"Unexpectedly, you are still in good health, you are really depraved! I think you were a frequent visitor to the land of fireworks!"

"I bother!"

"I am helping women who have missed their feet. You know what a fart. If you go or not, you will come back if you don't."

"go!"

"Why don't I go to this kind of good thing? Fusang is a holy place for otaku, but I have been greedy for a long time. Or, you have been greedy for a long time, you really don't go personally?"

Wang Hao: Cough cough! When you said that, I really want to go there. I can vividly remember the scenes in the movie!

"That's not good! As a judge, I am afraid that doing something like this will attract public opinion."

"Ah!"

"What the little judge does has nothing to do with your judge! Are you right?"

Wang Hao: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧

"It makes sense!"

"Wait for me to get dressed and go together."

Wang Hao crawled out of the big bathtub, and then changed into another clone.

"You are here to guard your home, and we will go back as soon as the two of us go."

Clone 2: "I don't want it! Why do you two go out and have fun, I have to stay here!"

Wang Hao: "Haha! The resistance is invalid. Now it is 2:1. Just stay here obediently!"

Clone 2: "..."

Hold! How could this avatar of the Great Sage be so pitted! Actually still have their own consciousness.

It's okay not to think about it, the more I think about it, the more I get angry and annoying!

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