I Kissed Zhenzi At The Beginning Of The Live Broadcast

Li Yunxiang drove the motorcycle carefully. Although his second uncle was a bit of a bastard, he never lied.

He said that someone came to chase himself, then someone would come to chase himself. And because of his urination, he would not come to help when he saw that he was being hunted down. Instead, he would take out a digital camera to take pictures.

Then when he was beaten to death, he would save himself and take pictures of his dark history by the way.

In addition to this possibility, there is another possibility. That is, after he was beaten to death by others, he rescued himself, and then let others be beaten to death again, and so on, until the opponent was completely exhausted.

While imagining how the killer would appear in front of him, Li Xiangyun suddenly felt a strong wind behind him.

The strong sense of crisis made him forget about other things, and quickly lowered his body.

brush!

I don't know what is wiping my scalp and flying by, and a few strong hairs go with the wind.

Li Yunxiang: ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)

f*ck! Is it so scary? Uncle help!

Li Yunxiang quickly raised his head and looked into the air, only to find that Wang Hao, who was flying in the air, had long since disappeared without a trace.

Li Yunxiang: "..."

This is a bit too much for you. Even if you want me to resist the evil forces, you have to teach me something!

No matter how bad you are, do you have to give me a magic weapon! What do you ask me to do now, do you kill each other with your teeth and nails?

Bang!

The motorcycle shook violently. If it weren't for Li Xiangyun's superb driving skills, it would have really overturned.

Turning his head to see, a tall monster in armor was driving a huge truck toward him.

Li Yunxiang twisted his right hand and screwed the motorcycle's throttle to the bottom. The pointer on the instrument panel has also reached the red line.

Driving a motorcycle at this speed is very dangerous. A little carelessness will result in car crashes and deaths.

But there is no way, now I have to speed up, if I slow down, I will be killed by those two monsters.

Through the mirror of the car, Li Yunxiang saw that the person who had just assaulted him was a man riding a motorcycle and holding a long whip.

Before he could think of a countermeasure, the man riding the motorcycle waved the long whip again, but this time Li Yunxiang couldn't avoid it.

Because that person was aiming at Li Yunxiang's wheel.

boom!

The wheel was cut in half, and Li Yunxiang's car lost its balance and flew.

Bang! ×2

The locomotive and Li Yunxiang landed at the same time, and Li Yunxiang was immediately severely injured and could not get up on the ground.

When the motorcycle and truck stopped, the person on the motorcycle got out of the car first, pulled off his black robe, and slid his feet in the air.

White and tender feet, delicate hands, coupled with her revealing clothes, she is also a peerless beauty.

It would be more perfect without the tentacles behind her.

From the appearance, this should be a jellyfish spirit, with a silver bell-like laugh from her mouth. A few tentacles entangled Li Yunxiang. A sharp mouthpart pierced his neck. The toxin that paralyzed the nerve was injected, and Li Yunxiang couldn't move even more.

"Do it!"

With a crisp sound, the huge monster that got off the truck slammed Li Yunxiang with a meteor hammer in his hand.

The crisis of life and death prompted something in Li Yunxiang's body to awaken.

"brush!"

"what!"

"what!"

A dark shadow flashed past, a roar, a scream. The three actions are carried out almost simultaneously.

The huge armor monster was rushed out, Li Yunxiang fell from the air, and a slightly regretful voice came from behind him.

"Tsk tusk! I don't care for beauties at all, no wonder you've been single."

Li Yunxiang turned his head, and the jellyfish essence that had just tied him had fallen into Wang Hao's arms.

Only two of her tentacles have been cut off.

"Fortunately, your second uncle is fast enough, otherwise such a beautiful beauty will be burned to death by your shamisen fire."

The huge armored monster climbed up from the ground again. Although there were waves of heat on his body, he was protected by armor, and the blow did not kill him.

Roar!

Whoosh!

Before the roar in the monster's mouth was finished, a sword puff passed through his chest.

"What is it called, it looks like an ugly monster, do you think you can get privileges with me?"

After scolding that monster Wang Hao, Wang Hao smiled at the jellyfish spirit: "This beautiful lady, the scene just now didn't scare you."

Wang Hao's appearance was too sudden. The Jellyfish Jing didn't react for a while, and now she understood that this person was with Li Yunxiang.

"kill!"

The remaining tentacles quickly wrapped around Wang Hao.

"Beauty, don't be so passionate. We just met for the first time. I would be embarrassed if you were like this."

As Wang Hao said, he took the jellyfish's hand and touched it cordially. At the same time, a red light flashed around, and all the jellyfish's tentacles were chopped off.

"what!"

With a scream from the jellyfish's mouth, Wang Hao still smiled and said: "This beautiful lady, I know you like me, but if you want to marry me. Follow our human rules."

"First of all, in terms of appearance, you have to conform to our human aesthetics. You don't want any weird things like that."

After that, all the jellyfish characteristics in the jellyfish gene have been cut off.

Jellyfish spirit, death!

Wang Hao: d(ŐдŐ๑)

"This beautiful lady, why are you dead? I can't live without you in my life!"

Wang Hao suddenly threw himself on the body of the jellyfish essence and wept loudly.

Li Yunxiang: (｀Д´*) Enough of you!

Why is she dead, don't you have any idea* to count?

Also, even if the cat cries and the mouse fakes mercy, can you put your head in the right place?

It was originally a tense and exciting hunting action. If you do it like this, I don't know how to express my emotions.

Wang Hao cried for about half a minute, then raised his head.

"Sure enough, since ancient times, confidantes have been so desperate. God has always been so affectionate to you beautiful young ladies."

"In that case, I will send you one last ride!"

A burst of red thought force shot out, and the body of the jellyfish essence burned violently. Wang Hao stood beside with his hands folded, chanting the Diamond Sutra with a sad face.

Ten seconds later, after the scriptures were read, the jellyfish essence was also burned to fly ash. Wang Hao waved his hand, and the ashes of the jellyfish essence drifted away with the wind.

Li Yunxiang: "..."

Very skillful movements, frustrating bones and ash, plus superfluous scriptures. She might not even be a ghost like this.

I don't know why, I feel she is a bit miserable.

"What are your kid doing in a daze. Take that monster's corpse. His body is a lantern fish. It tastes delicious. Sprinkle a little cumin to taste even better."

Li Yunxiang: (oAochuan)

I was wrong, but this one is a bit more miserable, that one is frustrated, and this one is probably going to completely turn into shit.

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