I Have a Trillion Protagonist’s Halo

Hear what Lei Shi Xiaobai said.

Xiao Bai froze for a moment, and then the corners of his mouth twitched.

Sure enough, the master doesn't know how to tame animals at all!

He'll beat people up!

No, beat the demon!

Seeing Xiao Bai who was crying very sad, Xiao Bai recalled the humiliation process of being almost beaten to death, and his nose was sore and choked.

"Big Brother Xiaobai, why are you crying?"

Seeing Xiaobai crying, Xiao Bubai was full of doubts: "I cried because I remembered the half-dead humiliation of being beaten by my master.

You haven't been beaten, why are you crying? "

"I……"

Xiao Bai couldn't stop the flow of tears, and finally let it out, choked up and said: "Who, who said I was not beaten?

I... ooh... I am worse than you!

You were beaten to death, I was almost beaten to death!

Oh oh...

Originally, I lived a good life, it was nothing to catch birds, catch fish, how comfortable!

Suddenly, a man wearing a robes came and exploded my house!

I managed to escape from his palm, but I did not expect to fall into the master's hand again!

I was almost beaten to death...I was suffering!

Oh oh oh! "

Xiaobai stretched out his only two front paws and cried with Xiao Bubai.

Xiao Bubai was still a little confused: "I am too weak to beat the master...

But Big Brother Xiaobai, you are a demon!

Why don't you resist? "

"Resist, resist the ass!"

Thinking of the scenes of being beaten up with no strength to fight back in front of Su Zhan, Xiaobai cried even more sadly, and pointed to his teeth: "Look, look!

I had all succeeded in the sneak attack, but I bit him, but my teeth broke!

My Xiaobai has lived for so long, I have never seen such a hard person, **** it!

Harder than the heavenly soldiers!

Should I resist? ! "

"This... Almost seeing our master is a super invincible pervert! Resistance is useless!"

Xiao Bubai glanced at Xiao Bai with some sympathy, and immediately said: "Big Brother Xiao Bai, if you can't beat him, you should take the initiative to surrender, and you shouldn't resist again!

Then I won't be beaten..."

"I didn't resist!"

Xiaobai's face was depressed: "I gave up and surrendered. He said that I would surrender if I was so simple. There must be a conspiracy!

Then a violent beating!

I didn't surrender, he said that I was unruly and had to work harder!

Another violent beating!

Tell me!

What can I do?

I am also desperate!

Oh oh oh! "

At the end, Xiaobai cried again.

Xiao Bubai is also heartbroken: "The same people who have fallen from the end of the world, why have we met before?

Brother Xiaobai! "

"Little Sister Bai!"

The two monsters cried again.

It took a few minutes.

They were slightly relieved, Xiao Bubai flipped his paws, took out a booklet and handed it to Xiao Bai: "Brother Xiaobai!

This is a survival guide I researched out!

You must read them all, otherwise, we are very dangerous by the master's side! "

"Survival guide?"

Confused, Xiao Bai took a look at the brochure.

"Destroying the owner's medicine field, dangerous level: two stars, consequence: will be criticized and educated!

Destroy the owner's sunflower sea, danger level: three stars, consequence: will be spanked!

Disobey the master's order, dangerous level: five stars! Consequence: You may be killed!

Cultivation is too slow, causing dissatisfaction with the master, dangerous level: five stars! Consequence: Become a monster hot pot!

..."

Xiaobai looked at the shocking dangers, cold sweat on his forehead.

"Big Brother Xiaobai, now you know why I didn't let you question the compliments I said to the master, right?"

Xiao Bubai had a serious face and raised his small paw and said: "As far as I know, among the few things that the master can't tolerate, IQ and kindness are among them!

You can even say that the master is very weak, but you must never question the master's kindness!

Otherwise, it will really become a hot pot! "

"Hot pot...what is it?"

"Just cut off your meat piece by piece and put it in boiling water filled with peppers!"

"So scary!"

Xiaobai's pupils shrank and his body shook!

OMG!

What cruel punishment is this!

Cut the meat and put it in boiling water filled with peppers!

Under the world, there is actually torture like "hot pot"!

terror!

so horrible!

Xiaobai was very scared, with cold sweat on his forehead, and quickly thanked Xiaobubai: "Fortunately, Xiaobubai, you winked at me, otherwise I am afraid I will be finished!"

"It's okay, who made you my big brother!"

Xiao Bubai shook his head, and immediately thought of something, and said seriously: "By the way, Big Brother Xiaobai!

At Zhan Tianfeng, you can do nothing else, but there are two things you must do! "

Xiaobai wondered: "What?"

"Sell cute, and pretend to be pitiful!"

With that, Xiao Bubai tilted his head and rubbed his head against Xiao Bai: "This is cute!"

Afterwards, it lay down, tears flickering in its eyes and twitching nose, with a grievance: "This is called pretending to be pitiful!"

Xiaobai hesitated: "Are you sure, the master is really sympathetic?"

"I don't know if the master has it, but Sister Tang has it!"

Xiao Bubai said: "Sister Tang, Sister Ye from the mountain next door, and Sister Su who I've met once, they all like me!

As long as they open their mouths to plead with their masters, we will generally not have a big deal if we make a mistake!

After my observation of the master, Sister Su’s words should be the most useful!

Next is Sister Tang, then Sister Ye, but Sister Su doesn't live here, so we can only have more relationships with Sister Tang and others! "

"It turned out to be so, I understand!"

Xiaobai nodded seriously!

"Ok"

Xiao Bubai smiled suddenly: "Brother Xiaobai, although it is a bit dangerous for us to follow the master, the master is very powerful!

We follow the master and don't have to worry about issues such as cultivation resources!

So we just have to practice hard, and if we have time, we can help Sister Tang water the flowers or something, and the life is quite comfortable! "

"Well, this can only be done for the time being..."

Xiao Bai fell down, and immediately thought that the blood in his body had strengthened the true dragon attributes because of Su Zhan’s drop of spiritual blood. It showed an arrogance: "But Xiao Bai, your brother Xiao Bai will become true in the future. The existence of the dragon!

It's just a short-term humiliation and surrender of your little white brother, waiting for the day when I become a real dragon...

Be sure to beat up the master to let him know that I'm not annoying, hum! "

"Brother Xiaobai is mighty!"

Xiao Bu did it in vain.

But my heart was speechless.

Waiting for you to become a real dragon?

With the master's cultivation speed.

Brother Xiaobai when you became a real dragon.

The master is afraid that he would be able to hit the real dragon on the ground long ago!

Really...

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