I Have a Lot of Resurrection Coins

　　 At night, in a small courtyard on the outskirts of Riyuejiao Town, a man was sitting in the courtyard dozing off.

　　 Putting Buddhist classics in front of the man, these books look a little old, and they seem to have been in a long time.

　　 "哐当……"

　　 The bald head came into close contact with the stone table in the yard...

　　 touched his bald head in a daze, Wu Ke yawned.

　　 stood up, Wu Ke patted the Buddhist classics spread out on the table, and closed it gently.

　　 patted his butt, scratched his bald head, and looked at the courtyard behind him, Wu Ke seemed to be thinking about something.

　　 Walked into the house, Wu Ke, who had not cleaned the house for a month, swept the floor, wiped the table, and closed the windows.

Taking out a piece of cloth from the cabinet, Wu Ke thought for a while. After bringing a set of clothes, he brought the two books painted by Jiang Lin, and slowly blown out the candlelight in the house, and then slowly opened the door of the house. Still on.

　　 When Wu Kegang stepped out of the hospital, one person, one bird and one pig flew down from the night sky.

　　 "The light bulb, did your wife find it?"

　　The light bulb is the nickname Jiang Lin gave Wu Ke. Although they don't know what a light bulb is, Jiang Lin said that a light bulb is a bald head that emits light.

　　 That's right...

　　 "Hehehe...found it."

　　 Wu Ke smiled and wiped his nose, a kind of simple and rude...

　　 "Then don't worry, if you want a wife, Brother Jiang will definitely bring that Cuihua back, and I promise to give you the warm head."

　　 The carving flapped his wings and said.

　　 Wu Ke hurriedly waved his hand: "No, I have to be anxious. What if Brother Jiang is attracted to my wife? I can't beat Brother Jiang again... and... it's not Cuihua, it's Lotus..."

　　 "The emerald flowers and lotus are the same." Chichibo gave Wu Ke a white look. "Brother Jiang also has a master. Would you like your wife?"

　　 "That's not necessarily true. My lotus is so hot and beautiful. What if Brother Jiang gets upset? Brother, I'm very embarrassed."

　　 Fang copied the skirt and patted Wu Ke's bald head: "Okay, don't talk, why are you afraid that Brother Jiang will like Cuihua? Are you afraid that Cuihua will like Brother Shangjiang?"

　　 "It's Lotus..." Wu Ke wanted to give a few punches to a few guys, "And Cuihua...ahhh...how does Lotus like others? She likes me, OK."

　　 "Come on."

　　 Fang copied the skirt and gave Wu Ke a glance, and continued:

"Wu Ke, you said you, what do you guys think? In Lianhua's previous life, I met when I went out to sell fake swords. Then, you also went to find Lianhua, but Lianhua Finally like a scholar?"

　　 叽叽波 also added: "Furthermore, when I went to do postpartum care for other sows, I also ran into lotus. At that time, you also ran out in a hurry. Finally, lotus fell in love with lilies!"

　　 "It's not just that."

　　Diao Da couldn't help it anymore.

"I tell you that when Lotus was in the last world, I was assigned to the courier hall to deliver the courier because of insufficient performance. Guess what, the recipient was especially Lotus. That day, Wu Ke grabbed me and rushed outside. In the end, what happened? People Lianhua had been married a long time ago, and that express delivery was a gift for the Qixi Festival given to Lianhua by a monk of our Sunyue Teacher...In fact, Lianhua is a monk of our Sunyue Teacher...

　　 At that time, Wu Ke, a dead light bulb, lived in the west of the city of Sun Moon Sect, and Lotus lived in the east of the city..."

"Yes, Wu Ke, can you be a little man... Don't fall in love with you every time, I love your size! Can you just go ahead!" A squishy pig's hoof patted Wu Ke's bald head," You are no longer a Buddhist disciple!"

　　 "Who said that I am not." Wu Ke straightened up with a proud face, "Even after so many years, my Diamond Sutra can be recite for you!"

　　 "Hey, if I can bear you, you can memorize one~~~"

　　 "Jing Gang Jin!"

　　 "……"

　　 "Fuck, what are you doing?"

　　 "Don't slap your face..."

　　 "Who kicked me?"

　　 "Ah! My chrysanthemum!"

　　 Then, under the moonlight and the stars, one person, one bird, one pig put a bald head on the ground and rubbed frantically...

　　 After the incense stick time, one person, one bird, one pig comfortably patted the clothes.

　　While Wu Ke got up with a swollen nose and sadly chewed a golden lotus raised with his own natural fertilizer, and the next moment he recovered.

"Wu Ke, it’s not a brother, I said, you really need courage. What did Brother Jiang say back then? Go there if you like it, what's the use of confession? What's more, you have never confessed in the past few lives. What do you want to do? The shyness of the Buddhist disciples?"

　　 Wu Ke simply looked at the Fangzhao skirt, his eyes blinked like a big man selling cuteness: "Isn't it?"

　　 Fang Fang's skirt twitched with anger: "I'm your head...Have you seen any Buddhist disciple who drank and ate meat and often followed us to squat on the corner to see girls?"

　　 "Hey! Fangzhao skirt, don't spit people, drinking and eating meat is because I have Buddha in my heart. It is not a girl I squatted on the street to see, but... it is water! Brother Jiang said that women are like water!"

　　 "Then your bellyband is stable?"

　　 said, sculpted a large Wu Ke's deep V, and inside was a pale red bellyband embroidered with strawberry.

　　 "Hey~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It's still in strawberry style...Wait...Why is your bellyband so like his cousin in the dress..."

　　 Suddenly, the sound stopped abruptly, and Diao Dai and Ji Jibo looked at the other side of the skirt...

　　 "Too much bullying! Wu Ke, you actually bought my cousin's bellyband!" Fangzhao's skirt jumped up, "Wait! How did you two recognize it?"

　　 "Wait, copy the skirt, there must be a misunderstanding!" Diao Dalian was busy quibbling!

　　 "What else is there to say, I treat you as brothers, you want to be my brother-in-law! I...I'm going to be crazy!"

　　 Immediately afterwards, each one bald one bird and one pig, and they scuffled...

　　 "Wow!"

　　 slapped, the big carved claws accidentally cut the clothes of the Fangzhao skirt...

　　Emmm……

　　 is also light red, or strawberry style...

　　 For a moment... one person, one bald head, one bird and one pig fell silent at the same time.

　　 The scene was very embarrassing...

　　 "Cough cough cough... Don't worry, I will follow the lotus in this life, and I am not going to see the lotus right away. I will go back to Wanfozhou for some time. Please don't miss me."

　　 Wu Ke broke the silence and spoke, tidying up his deep V, carrying his baggage, and leaving silently...

　　 At the same time, the others, one bird and one pig, also quietly arranged their clothes, turned around and went home in embarrassment...

　　 just walked, one person, one bird and one pig stopped one after another and looked in the direction where the bald head was leaving.

　　 I don’t know how many years ago, there was a saying in Fozhou:

　　【There is a monk in Florida who can comprehend thousands of ways. 】

　　 But why...

　　 This bald head...

　　 doesn't look like it at all?