I Give Up on Conquering the Heroines

Chapter 6

6 – Episode 6. Jill Diner (4)

Initial characteristics Guardian Knight.

This guy, the activation conditions are really strict.

I’ve thought that way ever since I saved Jill from falling into a pit.

They say the activation condition is ‘when protecting someone’, but it doesn’t activate even though you clearly saved Jill from danger and protected her.

In fact, he gained some confidence at that time.

Guardian knights are not based on the subject they protect.

Whether or not the person being protected recognizes that he or she is being protected should be the standard.

I did this with such confidence.

If I failed, I was destined to die by being stabbed by the attacking assassins.

[The characteristic ‘Guardian Knight’ is activated.]

[Stats]

[Strength: 9(x5) *Guardian knight effect in effect]

[Stamina: 7(x5) *Guardian knight effect in effect]

[Magic power: 12(x5) *Guardian knight effect in effect]

[Agility: 18(x5) *Guardian knight effect in effect]

[Luck: 14(x5) *Guardian knight effect in effect]

It was a worthy success.

I have barely passed the threshold of death.

I obviously didn’t want to risk my life trying to catch the final boss, so I chose the heroine strategy route, but now I’m risking my life to protect the heroine.

Isn’t this a complete imitation of Sam Jo…?

‘Stats increase 5 times. It’s a really crazy effect.’

It was a trait that was criticized even when carrying a -5 all-stat penalty.

The performance is so incredible that it feels like the penalty is nothing.

He can hold Jill with one hand and still move much more nimbly than assassins.

With this, you can kill a dozen assassins.

‘······ If you think that, you’re an idiot.’

What are the odds that a modern person who has only swung a sword a few times will win in a fight with people from another world who make murder as their business using cold weapons?

Of course, it is set to 0.

This is not a problem that can be solved just because the stats are slightly superior.

The amplification amount is 10 times, so you may not know if it is so fast that it is not even visible to the eye, but if it is 5 times, it is subtle.

You may be able to take down about five or six people, but you will quickly get hit and die.

I must even consider the fact that I am in a position to protect quality.

‘I can’t escape because the escape route is blocked.’

They must have been worried about my escape, so the retreat route was swarming.

To break through that, you have to fight while surrounded.

Anyway, there was only one answer from the beginning.

“Put me down…!”

“He’s running in!”

“A head-on breakthrough!”

Pretend to jump forward, fake it and then accelerate backwards.

The place I am headed is not the retreat, but an empty coffin in one corner of the charnel house.

This is the coffin whose lid was opened a while ago.

The moment when the vagina was pushed into the tube by sliding quickly and my body was also squeezed.

“Kyaaa?!”

Boom! Quagwang!

“Huh?! A pillar!”

The mana bomb that had been planted in advance during construction exploded and all the thick pillars collapsed.

In an instant, the roof lost all its pillars and fell down.

“aaah!”

Thump.

The roof sank like a lid on a coffin.

Less than 3 seconds after the explosion, all the screaming stopped and the surrounding area became quiet.

The assassins would have been crushed to death by the thick ceiling without even having a chance to think about escaping.

The operation is a success.

“······.”

But once the operation was successful, I was so embarrassed that I had nothing to say.

Inside a quiet coffin.

I part my lips to break the awkwardness.

“How have you been, saintess?”

“······.”

Why did I do that?

A thoughtless word made the atmosphere even more awkward.

There is no answer.

It is fortunate that it is dark and nothing can be seen.

If it was bright inside and I had to face Jill, it would have been twice as awkward.

“Eugene. That’s you, right?”

“That’s right, saint.”

“Can you explain how this happened?”

“The cathedral that was just completed collapsed, and the two of them are trapped alone in a coffin. It will probably take about half a day for a rescue team to be dispatched and lift the ceiling, so they will have to stay like this for over 12 hours.”

“I didn’t ask that…”

I clearly know what you are asking.

You are asking how I knew that assassins would target this consecration ceremony, and how they managed to sneak in here and cause this huge explosion.

Perhaps he is asking about the source of the supernatural power just now.

But I have no intention of giving an easy answer.

It would be difficult to be identified as a possessor or a returner, so I had to act mysteriously, pretending to have the power to predict the future.

I don’t think anyone will believe me if I tell the truth anyway.

“I don’t want to tell you.”

“Yes, saint.”

“Then may I ask why you are doing this for me?”

“Because I can live only when the saint lives.”

“If I die, you’ll be in trouble? Why?”

“Well, I’ll have to think about the reason a little more.”

“······.”

I was so nervous right before the operation was carried out that I forgot all my lines.

I was definitely prepared to answer whatever question Jill asked.

I’m worried that I’ve lost a lot of likability by giving vague and idiotic answers.

If you miss this opportunity, you will no longer be able to make contact with quality.

‘You idiot! Speak up! I wonder if someone is the one who was just squatting on MT!!!’

But I remained silent in the pitch-black darkness, unable to say anything.

I can’t see anything in front of me, but the thought of a vagina lying within reach if I stick out my tongue makes me so excited and nervous that I’m going crazy.

The 69 flirting phrases I came up with based on Jill’s personality have long since been erased from my mind.

If this continues, my lips will be stiff by the time the ceiling opens.

It was a moment when I felt pressured to say something.

“Aren’t you uncomfortable?”

“Yes?”

“You’re lying face down on me. I think your arms will go numb.”

“It’s okay.”

“You don’t look okay. Your arms are shaking.”

IC. Don’t touch it.

When I lose strength, I immediately fall on top of you.

I still don’t want to be arrested on charges of molesting a saint.

If he rots in prison for about 10 years, he will completely miss out on capturing the heroine and everything else, so it can be said to be the worst-case scenario.

“Lie side by side.”

“There is not enough space.”

“You just need to make space. Tskcha… Now, lie down on this side. Your arm hurts.”

Jill moved to the side and made space.

Then he pulled me down, telling me to lie down next to him, but eventually I couldn’t hold on any longer and had to come down.

It became the shape of lying on one’s side, facing the vagina.

The arms and legs are definitely more comfortable, but because the width is shorter than the height, they fit much closer.

The vaginal sac is pressing down on my chest, creating tremendous pressure.

Not knowing where to put their arms, they put them on each other’s waists, and their legs became entangled and they couldn’t move.

In order to break this awkward situation, I had no choice but to open my mouth.

“Shall we hug?”

“Yes? Why?”

Immediately faced with fierce protests, it collapsed.

The hand that was about to wrap around Jill’s waist returns to its original position.

“You ask why?”

“We could get hypothermia, so I thought hugging each other would help maintain body temperature.”

“The nights in Hameln aren’t that cold this time of year.”

“It’s a different story if your clothes get wet.”

“Why are my clothes wet?”

“Saint, are you confident that you can hold your urine for 12 hours?”

“······.”

It suddenly became quiet again.

Jill’s breathing stopped and suddenly became louder again.

“I, I want to leave! I want to leave right now!”

“I can’t get out, so stop struggling!”

“If I use magic, somehow…!”

“The ceiling is only 2 meters thick. How can I lift this by myself? Let’s wait until the rescue team comes.”

“······.”

I had a hard time calming down my suddenly excited Jill.

Having to urinate while hugging a commoner who you hate so much.

You will feel so disgusted and embarrassed that you will want to die.

Oh crazy.

If you think about it, would any woman hire someone who showed signs of urinating as an escort?

I hadn’t even thought about it until now.

“Oh, I can’t help it. Let’s hug.”

“Let’s do that.”

Jill’s arm comes between my armpits and pulls me weakly.

I wrapped my arms around Jill’s waist and hugged her even tighter.

Jill was so startled that she yelped and hiccuped.

This is the only way for the already weak vagina to survive.

Now, when you take a deep breath and wake up, you will probably hear bustling noises from above.

At about that time, you will be able to return to your initial position and fall awkwardly before being rescued.

Roaring…!

“Hey! Are there any survivors here?”

“Ah.”

The moment I thought,

Suddenly the ceiling cleared and bright moonlight came down.

As soon as our eyes met the countless eyes looking down at us, we froze.

We were so embarrassed that we couldn’t even think about loosening our arms and legs that were hugging each other and just looked around.

***

The attempted assassination of the saint was caused by an assassin planted by opponents of the saint who set the fuse of the explosive incorrectly, leaving everyone crushed to death under the rubble.

A rescue team was dispatched some time (20 minutes) after her accident, and the saint was found miraculously alive without any injuries.

I could not have imagined that the Holy Knights were passing by Hamelin at the exact moment when the cathedral collapsed, and that the magicians of the Knights who rushed in immediately would carry out a rescue operation.

All the wild speculation that rescue would take 12 hours turned out to be in vain.

In the end, due to my wasted effort and my comment that you have to urinate here, Jill’s favorability towards me was greatly reduced…

“Yujiyin! What should I wear today? Is this better? Is it too flashy? How does it look?”

I was hired as Jill’s escort.

Today is one month since I was hired as an escort driver.

“Uh… My personal preference is on the left, but considering today’s event, I think the right side would be better.”

“Really? Then I’ll wear the one on the right. I’ll fold the one on the left and put it away for later…”

I am also confused.

It seems like you’ve done everything that could cause resentment, starting with looking at the details of the inquiry.

The swordsmanship I showed during the interview was very poor.

Nevertheless, without even asking a question, Jill immediately asked me if I wanted to become an escort.

Of course there was no reason to refuse.

“Are you reading the level well?”

“Yes. I continue to practice whenever I have time.”

“hehehe. Work hard. It’s the best swordsmanship on the outside, so it will be very useful. Eugene, you don’t even need to be good at using a sword. You just need to know how to swing it convincingly.”

“······.”

As expected, Jill has no idea of the extraordinary power she gave me.

The secret level, which contains all of the Dacian style swordsmanship that has been passed down from generation to generation in the Diner family, is not just for show.

It is a hidden item that adds one characteristic.

[Characteristic: Dacia (lv.3)]

[Learn the forgotten ancient one-handed sword technique. Your understanding of one-handed swords increases.]

As soon as I received the payment and opened it, this system window appeared.

Dacian style, an ancient swordsmanship whose lineage has been lost.

Unlike modern swordsmanship that focuses on attack and defense, this is a swordsmanship that focuses extremely only on attack.

As is the case with all hidden sword techniques, when the level increases later and it fully blooms, it shows off its tremendous power that can overwhelm all existing sword techniques.

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All three main heroines are given a sword skill trait, but the Dacia style, which can be obtained from Jill, has the highest potential.

I think the biggest performance will probably come in the second half.

“It’s almost time to leave.”

“How many minutes are left?”

“10 Minutes left.”

“Then, let’s rest for 10 minutes!”

“You mean you haven’t rested until now…?”

Pook.

Jill, sitting on my lap, wraps around my waist and hugs me.

The stimulation of Jill’s big, warm heart forced her to lean back slightly.

It’s been a while since I stopped being surprised by such foolish behavior.

No, actually, you shouldn’t be surprised.

I am the one who made Jill like this.

I, who memorized Jill’s personality, tastes, and every little habit, was next to me and asked her if she was okay to take care of her mental health, and before I knew it, she was acting like this on an empty day.

“I really hate going to volunteer work. When I go, there are a lot of grumpy commoners.”

“You will do well. I trust you.”

“What do you believe? I hate commoners.”

“······.”

It was a feast for ambassadors who would have been shocked in the past.

But when I see that vagina, I just smile and pat her head.

Because I found out about her past.

Jill’s parents used to be a baron and a couple who owned a small estate.

The two people who had a great influence on Jill’s spirit of love for her people used their own money to run the orphanage and released funds to protect Young Jimin whenever there was a famine.

However, the fever of the republican revolution began to spread in the Barony of Diner, and the residents who had benefited from the Baron and his wife were completely brainwashed by several speeches by the agitators, and they brought down the couple and brutally murdered them.

The only nobleman who survived the chaos was young Jill.

It’s a setting I didn’t know about, but Jill’s parents aren’t mentioned at all in the game, and given that it provides a reason for Jill’s hatred of commoners, it couldn’t be a more appropriate setting.

‘I hate stupid commoners so much! I hate things that are stupid and don’t even know they’re stupid!’

Of course, having a past like this does not justify Jill’s hatred of commoners.

It’s just that, it’s understandable.

But that is enough.

Jill just needs one person who can show her ugly, bare face that no one else can see.

She appears to love and care for the commoners, but inside she is a hypocrite who hates and disgusts the commoners more than anyone else.

I can accept all the pain, sadness, and suffering that such quality pours out.

“I hate it because it’s all smelly, disgusting, and annoying. I really don’t want to go to volunteer work…”

“······.”

Jill whines, nuzzling her face into my chest.

Does Jill know that she is doing this?

When she actually goes out to volunteer work and plays with her children, her smile shines brightly without a trace of falsehood.