I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Bao, why don't you eat it? These are very precious ingredients in our Jinque country."

"Baby, I'll take a break before eating."

After a conversation just now, everyone was satisfied. Empress Mingyan ordered the palace staff to remove the table of wine and food, and replaced it with another table.

The little koi frowned, a little unhappy.

Those dishes just now were delicious, but the new ones are all strange things, such as oysters, sea cucumbers, leeks, yams...

Wang Longqi looked at Yu Qi'an sympathetically.

Old Guanzhu, the empress wants you to die.

Yu Qi'an returned with a calm expression.

It's a small scene, but a chicken waggle.

When the guests and hosts were having a good time here, suddenly a palace official hurried forward and said, "Empress, I have something important to report."

Empress Mingyan glared at him, and said: "Just say it, we are not outsiders."

The palace man bowed his head and said: "Master Guoshi sent news that there was a riot at the Qiyun Jinchi, he couldn't suppress it, and I need you to sit in charge, empress..."

Empress Mingyan frowned when she heard the words, and she said worriedly: "Baobao, the Golden Pond of Luck is a very important place in my Golden Que Kingdom, and nothing can be lost. You wait here for a while, and I will go back as soon as I go."

Yu Qi'an nodded and said, "Baby, just be careful."

After finishing speaking, Empress Mingyan hurriedly led people out of the palace.

Wang Longqi, who stayed in the same place, saw that the palace people on both sides were far away, so he moved closer to Yu Qi'an, and said with full respect: "Guan Yu, you are so powerful, you can kill the empress with just a few words." I was taken aback by coaxing. Is there still time for me to apprentice with you now?"

"Hmph, who lied to you?" The old Taoist snorted coldly, and said, "You don't need to be a teacher, I just teach you one thing, when dealing with people, remember to treat each other with sincerity, and you can't lie to others. Especially between men and women , the most important thing is sincerity.”

Immediately Wang Longqi showed a tired expression, and said: "Yu Guanzhu, do you think I look like a fool? Then what you said just now, can you be sincere?"

"Naturally, it's sincere." Yu Qi'an said calmly, "When I was young, I traveled all over the north and south. People nicknamed me 'Honest and Reliable Young Master', and I never told a single lie."

Honest and reliable Yu Qi'an?

Wang Longqi looked at Yu Qi'an, and said slowly: "Guanzhu Yu, if you are honest, then I am not a saint."

"Oh, you still don't understand." Yu Qi'an shook his head with an unteachable expression on his face, "No one is a fool. Anyone can feel whether you are lying or not. If you don't say it sincerely , how can it impress others? But... the world is boundless, and what will happen in the future, who can say it well?"

"Ah..." Wang Longqi nodded as if realizing something, "You mean... make a promise first sincerely, and then change your mind later... But isn't this still a lie?"

"There is an essential difference." Yu Qi'an said: "A person has said what he sincerely said at every stage of his life, can you say he is wrong?"

"Oh..." Wang Longqi suddenly realized.

The old Taoist said leisurely: "The only constant in the world is that people are fickle."

Wang Longqi had an epiphany and felt that his whole body had been sublimated, and he murmured: "Just passing through the world, love has a deadline..."

Only then did Yu Qi'an smile slightly, and said, "Good."

Just as they were talking here, suddenly there was a strong wind in the sky, and a burst of black smoke swept over quickly.

"What's going on?" Wang Longqi raised his head in shock.

Yu Qi'an sat on the Diaoyutai, took a bite of the leeks in the bowl, wiped his mouth, and continued: "This evil spirit... If there are no accidents, I'm afraid there will be another accident."

...

"Sure enough, it's a monster catching people."

Duranke looked up at the stars above the desert and whispered.

"According to Sand Sculpture Spirit, there are not many monsters who dare to catch living people on the yellow sand for hundreds of miles. If it is really the monsters belonging to the Huangsha Cave, I hope to see Master and them." Li Chu replied.

"Don't worry, it will be fine." Dulanke said: "The little koi can still grow longer. The ancestor's meat is old and old. It must be the seventh young master who was eaten first. If there are not many monsters in the cave, one head will be eaten." Qi Shao can at least eat for three days..."

Li Chu was not as optimistic as he was. He shook his head and said, "Let's see it when we get there."

"What are you two muttering about there?" A sharp voice sounded from the front.

It turned out that the person walking at the front of the team was a half-human, half-fox monster, which seemed to be a sand fox turned into a spirit. It walked in front of it, and behind it were several other monsters, holding two people who were tied up.

Both of them were wearing Taoist robes, they were Li Chu and Du Lanke.

Just now seeing the evil spirit attacking in front of them, the two quickly gave up resisting and were carried back by these monsters. At this time, they were rushing back to the demon cave.

To be honest, they were in a hurry, and Li Chu and Duranke were even more anxious than them.

If it wasn't for the fear of exposing his cultivation, Li Chu really wanted to go to their yellow sand cave with Yu Jian lifting these monsters in a row.

Hearing Sha Huxie's question, Dulanke replied: "It's nothing, we two are about to die, so it's inevitable to be scared. Muttering twice, isn't it normal?"

"Yes, we are afraid." Li Chu replied calmly.

"Heh." Sha Fox turned her head and said with a sneer, "That's scary, and there will be more scary things in a while."

Although it vaguely feels that something is wrong, it seems that its intelligence is not enough to figure out what is wrong.

In this way, we turned all the way to the back of a hidden sand dune.

I heard the sand fox spirit yell at the sand dunes, "Open Sesame!"

Immediately afterwards, there was a rumbling sound in front of the sand dune, and a hole covered by quicksand actually opened up!

Li Chu thought, so there is a formula?

Some magic.

Immediately Shahujing led the team into Huangsha Cave, and said to the door: "Thank you, Zhima, for opening the door here every day."

A thin, pockmarked monster behind the door nodded, "Hey, it's okay, you go out all day to arrest people and come back to give tooth sacrifices to your brothers, it's hard work!"

Oh, so the doorman's name is Zhima...

After going down the cave, the road inside is more complicated than the one above. The demon king in the Yellow Sand Cave is really cautious. If it weren't for the monsters in the cave to lead the way, no matter how high their cultivation was, it would be difficult to catch them from under the yellow sand.

In this way, after walking all the way for a long time, they came to the depths of Huangsha Cave, which is the cave residence of King Golden Hook and King Silver Hook.

The King of the Golden Hook was sitting on a tiger-skin chair, frowning.

Sand Fox Spirit smiled and said: "My lord, my lord! Don't be sad, little ones will bring you back two big living people! Frying, frying, steaming and stewing, let's whet our appetites."

King Golden Hook glanced at the two Taoist priests who were thrown to the ground, and was about to wave his hand to let the younger ones go down to clean up, when suddenly his eyes fixed.

Something is wrong.

Something is terribly wrong.

He carefully looked at Li Chu's face... This little Taoist priest is too handsome.

Scaringly handsome.

Because according to the legend, the little Taoist priest who made a big fuss in the Northland and flattened the Golden State with a single sword, had an extremely handsome evaluation.

Previously, the King of the Golden Hook thought it was a bit outrageous, but no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't imagine what kind of appearance could be used to describe him as extremely handsome.

But the moment he saw this little Taoist priest, he suddenly understood.

"That little Taoist...what's your name?" King Golden Hook's voice trembled slightly.

"Li Chu."

"Hehe, Li Chu." King Golden Hook wiped his sweat, "It shouldn't be such a coincidence, think about it carefully, is your name really Li Chu?"

Li Chu paused, considered carefully, then nodded and said, "Really."

Plop!

Before he finished speaking, he saw King Jingou kneel heavily from the tiger leather chair.

"The little Daoist is here today, why is it!" He asked in a tearful tone.

There are many Taoist priests in the world, and there are also many people named Li Chu, but there are definitely not too many people who are so handsome. So many points are matched, who else could it be if this is not Li Chu?

Li Chu stood up from the ground, and replied calmly: "It was the monsters under your command who caught me."

"Stop making trouble..." The King of the Golden Hook cried, "With all your cultivation, if you don't want to come over, which little monster can catch you?"

When Li Chu saw the other party, he confirmed his identity at a glance, and it was useless to pretend to be emotional. I thought to myself, next time I have to think of a way to avoid being recognized so quickly.

So he asked: "My master and a few friends were taken away from the city by a monster the day before yesterday. I wonder if it was done by your Huangsha Cave?"

"No, absolutely not!"

No matter how stupid King Golden Hook was, he knew that at this time he would categorically deny it. He shook his head heavily and said, "We just occasionally come back from this desert to catch two lonely people, how dare we go to the city to catch people?"

As soon as he denied the words on his side, he heard another burst of laughter coming from the other side of the cave.

"Brother! A happy event is imminent! You will never guess what happened just now..."

The footsteps and laughter of King Silver Hook came from afar.

"You have to praise me well, I have captured the old Taoist priest again!"