I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Jie jie jie jie jie jie..."

In the dense forest, a strange laugh suddenly sounded.

Then, there was a bang, as if something had exploded and treasures were floating in the air.

The two erratic shadows didn't even look at them, they just passed by. These two people are wearing weird robes and bronze masks, they are the smiling faces and crying faces of the Yi Yao Sect.

As one of the first people to break into Calabash Cave, they have already mastered the rules here.

The ethereals running all over the ground are all treasures, but they have no meaning.

Their goal is only one, and that is the seven fairy gourd seeds.

Only by getting the fairy gourd seed and descending to the second layer of the secret realm, is it possible to get the most precious thing here, and maybe even control the entire secret realm.

Those who foolishly hunt for treasure here have no idea what they are missing.

The mourner's speed is very fast. After killing an ethereal and finding that the seeds that burst out are not fairy gourd seeds, he immediately flies over to find the next target.

They believed that with such efficiency, they must be the first to find the fairy gourd seeds and descend to the second layer of secret realm.

By then, Jie Jie...

After a long search, they finally burst out the first fairy gourd seed from a running rabbit.

The shape of the seed is not very regular, it looks warm and smooth, and there is nothing unusual about it. But this seed is the most important treasure of the first layer of secret realm!

As long as you bring this object to the junction, you can go down to the second layer of secret realm.

As soon as the smiling man raised his hand, the seed was attracted by an invisible force and flew towards his palm.

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of wind in the distance.

There seems to be a bell ringing in the wind.

The seed suddenly changed its direction due to force, and flew to the position where the bell sounded.

"who?"

The crying face was furious, and immediately let out a strange cry against the wind——

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

The two forces collided and entangled in the wind, but the fairy gourd seeds in the center of the storm fell to the ground with a snap.

The smiling man turned his head, locked the direction of the bell, and let out a strange laugh!

"Jie jie jie—"

With his laughter, the forest roared, many trees burst and fell down inexplicably, and a road was cleared in an instant.

At the end of the road, there is a tauren with a huge bull head.

The tauren held a wooden stick in his left hand, and a chime bell with profound and mysterious patterns in his right hand, and was striking it vigorously.

"Clang clang clang—"

With every sound of his percussion, the surrounding air seemed to ripple with invisible ripples, causing heavy shocks!

The ripples finally spread to the front of the smiling man and the crying man, and it seemed that countless swords, guns, swords and halberds erected in the jungle, shattering the sound wave!

When it is invisible and invisible, it is not weaker than thousands of troops and horses!

The laughing man on this side stopped the bell for a while, and the crying man on the other side asked in a deep voice: "Who is your Excellency? You are also a demon clan. Why are you against us?"

The tauren said loudly: "I know that you are villains from the Yiyao Sect. This secret realm is where my master has devoted all his life. It must not fall into the hands of you criminals!"

"It turned out to be the reckless bull under Taoist Rider's seat." The crying man snorted coldly: "Your master is dead, do you think he can still be the master?"

After finishing speaking, he raised his head and wailed again, and joined forces with the smiling man to pinch the tauren!

Back then when Daoist Rider Niu was alive, he was extremely at odds with the Western Regions Alien Demon Sect and others. Now that the two parties have revealed their identities, there is no room for negotiation!

"Jie jie jie—"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

ding ding ding ding ding——

The cries of ghosts, the laughter of people, and the ringing of bells by cows, all of a sudden, there were mixed sounds in this dense forest!

This tauren is the old cow next to the shepherd boy Ma Liang. He is very familiar with this secret territory. The first time he broke into it, he recovered a powerful magic weapon of his master - Daoyin Xuanzhong.

As soon as the mysterious bell strikes, there are all the clanging of the avenue. As a result, although his cultivation could not match the combined strength of the Sorrow and Joy Envoys, he was able to withstand the strongest sonic attack of the two with one and the second.

This noisy and strange battle lasted for half an hour.

The crying man said via voice transmission: "No, the magic weapon in this mangniu's hand is powerful. But we have to cry and laugh at the same time, and we will lose in a long battle!"

The smiling man also sent a message through his spiritual thoughts: "There is really nothing more irritating than the tauren ringing the bell in this world."

With a crying face, he said: "If this continues, my voice will become hoarse from crying, why don't I use tricks to earn money from him."

The smiling face said: "Okay!"

The two communicated, and immediately made up their minds, and immediately fled tens of feet away, widening the distance.

The smiling man said loudly: "Your magic weapon is powerful, and our magic power is stronger. We can't tell the winner or loser in this battle of sound channels."

The tauren snorted coldly: "Who will compare with you? I just want you villains to get out of the gourd cave!"

Even though he said so, his hands stopped.

In fact, this mysterious bell was a magic weapon used by the Taoist bull rider back then, and it still took a lot of demon power to use it. After such a long period of frenzied knocking, his demon power is also somewhat insufficient.

In the hearts of both parties, each is guilty.

"It's fine for us to go, but this clock is not enough." The crying man said loudly, "Do you dare to compete with me?"

"Compared to what?" the tauren asked.

"Compare your strength!" The crying face said humanely.

"Huh?" The tauren looked at him: "You want to wrestle with a bull?"

"Why, don't you dare?" the crying man said contemptuously.

"Hum!" The tauren snorted heavily, "Why not? You'll taste the horns!"

"Very good." The smiling face said humanely: "Each reveal your body, push each other, whoever moves first will lose, and you must give up this fairy gourd seed, how about it?"

"Yes!" the tauren nodded.

Strength, but his greatest strength!

After all, he shook his body and instantly manifested his original shape, turning into a strong scalper. If it reveals its appearance, it can be transformed into a height of several tens of feet, but at this time it is only used for wrestling, and it only uses its original shape.

Looking at the crying face man again, it also changed suddenly, turning into a blue stubborn stone, with a strange crying face drawn on the smooth stone surface on one side.

It turned out that its body was actually a stubborn stone without nine orifices, but because someone drew this crying face on the stone, it enlightened its spiritual wisdom.

"Think you are a rock, so I can't hold you up?"

"Come on! Decide!"

The crying man let out a muffled sound, and the stone body sank, instantly heavier than Wanjun!

The scalper shook his head, mooed twice, and rushed forward.

Boom!

The first contact made the stubborn stone shake for a while, and it was about to fall!

And the power fed back by the stubborn stone is not enough to shake the scalper.

The weeping man was also secretly startled, this old cow is worthy of following the bull riders for hundreds of years, his brute force is so amazing! Not to mention a rock, even a mountain, it only takes a few moments, and I'm afraid it will be pushed by him.

It's a pity...it didn't work.

The smiling man over there suddenly moved, flew over, picked up the fairy gourd seeds, and ran away!

"Dare?!"

The scalper became anxious immediately and roared angrily.

The crying face here immediately said: "If you move, you will lose, and the fairy gourd seeds are ours!"

The scalper became ruthless when he heard the words, and continued to move forward.

Bang——

The crying face here suddenly withdrew his strength, and the whole stubborn rock was lifted by the bull's horn, and flew into the air in one fell swoop!

The old scalper turned into a tauren again, and said angrily: "You lost, return the fairy gourd seeds!"

The crying face also took shape in mid-air, and then replied: "Okay, you can go to him to get it."

After all, he also turned around against the wind and ran away!

"You two bastards!" The tauren stood on the spot, his eyes tearing apart: "Isn't this bullying an honest cow?!"

He stomped on his right foot, and with a bang, he chased after him relentlessly!

...

In the first layer of secret realm, the intruders from various forces scattered all over the place at the beginning, and began to encounter each other. This land that had been deserted for many years gradually became lively.

Only a certain little koi under a big tree somewhere is still in a state of tranquility.

Xiaoyue'er put her arms around her knees, put her chin on her knees, looked at the pile of golden treasures in front of her in boredom, and sighed helplessly.

Can't fit anymore.

don't come.

It's a pity that the sky didn't follow the fish's wishes, and after a while, another gray rabbit ran out of the grass, and slammed its head against the tree to death. Then a small kit appeared, which seemed to be some kind of magic weapon with its inner universe.

The little koi scratched its head suspiciously.

Well.

Bunny is so cute, why did he commit suicide?

Hey, every time I get recommended and my grades increase, there will always be a bunch of annoying people. It is quite annoying to have to clean up the comments in the previous chapters as soon as I wake up. At the beginning of the article, there are three big characters written in Wulitou. If you don’t think it’s funny, just leave. I can’t imagine that there are always people who are so angry that they swear... I have been reading novels for so many years, including writing now, just trying to be "interesting", and I feel that some people It is very strange to read novels to "have a sense of presence". Before going to bed at eight o'clock in the morning, I thought about it...