I Can Talk to Cats

In the morning, everything in the village has recovered.

The pace of life in Xicheng is not fast. The stalls in the snack shop downstairs are all held up for three hours. Only when the buns are sold for dozens of drawers, the old Lin ’s family is full and ready to go downstairs and open the shop. .

It was Lin Yuyu who went to the shop to open the door. Wang Xiuzhi was not in a hurry. She and Grandma Lin were packing up the spring onions and leeks that she had just taken back.

"Mom, your dish is really good and clean." Picking up the leek in his hand and removing the yellow leaves and old skin, Wang Xiuzhi really praised the old lady sitting opposite, "I also grow dishes on the balcony , Why didn't you serve well? "

Grandma Lin looked back and glanced at the two pots of green vegetables planted on the balcony of his wife ’s house. I saw two pots of green vegetables standing in the two pots of mud filled with foam. When they were young, they were old farming ladies. Immediately frowned, no good air said: "According to your cultivation method, you can't eat any vegetables until it is dry. Even today, you will pull them out at a certain time tomorrow, and then I will find a package of seeds to teach you how to grow. "

Wang Xiuzhi shrugged off, but she shouldn't have seen her mother-in-law's balcony dishes being planted well, so she tried to plant two pots on the balcony.

While they were sitting there picking up their dishes, Lin Lan changed clothes and opened the door to come out of the bedroom.

She combed a ponytail and wore a very capable small business suit. She looked like she was wearing a leather bag and knew that there was something to do, which attracted the old lady and Wang Xiuzhi.

"Yo, I heard you said you submitted your resume on the Internet yesterday, and today the company wants you to go for an interview?" Wang Xiuzhi shouted at her daughter in surprise, her face a little surprised.

This season is not the peak recruitment period. It is quite rare that a girl who has been at home for a few days just responded to her resume.

"Maybe there is a lack of people." Lin Lan just replied, and his calf was rubbed by stuffy things. When he looked down, the big white cat at home turned around her leg. "Snow." Lin. Lan smiled and hugged the cat up. "I'm going out. I'll be back at the latest. Will you bring your favorite lamb skewers?"

The white cat suspended in midair is not afraid, the tail hangs there naturally, calling at Lin Lan: "Meow."

"It's not foraging, it should be a step." Lin Lan replied to the cat. "If the step is successful, I will go hunting there, and I can go home every day."

"Meow--"

"Not far away, the small e-donkey at home will arrive in half an hour, and the industrial park is still close."

"Meow meow."

"Yeah, if I hunt there in the future, I will buy your favorite canned salmon every week, OK?"

"Meow!"

Not far away, the mother and grandmother held the leek in their hands, but they looked at the one person and one cat in a strange look. The second day after Lan Lan came home, it suddenly became like this. Before playing with the big white cat at home, it was understandable. Now, if you say it, it is like a real conversation. It looks strange and strange. funny.

"I acted like I really understood what it said." Wang Xiuzhi whispered, and then yelled to her daughter, "Don't play with the cat, hurry up for the interview, don't miss the time. "

"No, I'm pinching better." Lin Lan put the cat down and turned back to her. "Mom, grandma, then I'm gone. I won't come back to eat at noon."

"Got it, you come back early at night!"

"Meow--"

When Lin Lan walked to the door, Snowflake also sent there, and when sitting there calling her, the long tail flicked.

Wang Xiuzhi heard her daughter burst into a burst of laughter: "Mom, Snow said that at noon it wants to eat the chicken breast I bought for it yesterday, and it needs to be lyophilized with fish. You remember to mix it in."

The door snapped up and shut, leaving Wang Xiuzhi and Lin Lin in amazement, and a big white cat who had trot back and rubbed their legs.

The curiosity of asking for food made Wang Xiuzhi also slowly recover. He could n’t help but be angry and funny. He gently moved the cat to the side with his calf: “You ’re really fine, you know that Lan Lan just asked you It's delicious, isn't it? "

The old lady also nodded: "This cat is good and spiritual. It is true that Lan Lan used to work so hard to rescue and raise such a big one, it is really human."

Grandma Lin didn't know at this time, there are many "spiritual and human" cats brought back by her granddaughter in the future.

Like other fast-growing cities, Xicheng has built many industrial parks with the support of the government over the years, and large and small companies are stationed in it, which also provides many job opportunities.

Lin Lan worked in a 3D printing department of a media company while in Modu. She worked on the technology of 3D model for two or three years, so she is not unfamiliar with the work of operating machines to print products by hand, because she Learning fast and doing a good job only got an opportunity to be promoted to supervisor.

Now that I have returned to my hometown, everything has to be done again. The conditions on the west side of the city are naturally far inferior to those on the Modu. No such company existed even a few years ago, but some are better than none. Lin Lan didn't want to switch to a game company to build a model. It would be better to continue 3D printing.

A small electric donkey was dragged from the basement of the small building. Lin Lan loaded the helmet and drove it to the non-motorized lane on the road.

Lao Lin ’s family did n’t buy a car. They were locals. The familiar relatives and friends did n’t need it in Xicheng. Second, they went out from the small building. It was a bus stop. It was very convenient for them to go, even if they were impatient to ride a battery car. Enough is enough; three times ... The Lin family is troublesome from the old age to the young one, and no one is happy to toss about the car.

"Don't buy a car, don't buy a car." When someone mentioned this matter, Lin Yuyu waved his hand in this way. "How can there be so many people who really need a car? Many people are too busy with mortgages and they have to get a car loan. , Which is not money for road car insurance, road tolls, road tolls, car fuel? Is n’t it really distressing when you dig it? To put it bluntly, buying a car is just for a face. But do you think my family lacks this face? "

When Lin Lin said this, it was his own building behind him, and his waist was straight. After that, nobody asked him about it again.

The small eDonkey is convenient and fast, as long as it abides by very simple traffic rules, it can be unimpeded in the city, and it is loved by the majority of the people, especially the superiority of riding a dust at the peak of commuting, not the owner of the car stuck in the middle of the road. We can describe it with envy and jealousy.

Just like now.

Also waiting for the traffic lights, Lin Lan glanced at the tightly jammed motor vehicle lane, his expression faintly faint with a trace of pride.

Until her eyes inadvertently swept to the driving seat of the car in front, there was a young driver with the window opened probably to catch up with work, so breakfast was taken on the road to solve, taking advantage of the chance of waiting for the red light Peeled a King Zhongwang Ham Sausage and took it in his hand.

But instead of eating, he held it in his hand and reached the window of the car and shook the opposite, shaking it again, as if showing off.

At first, Lin Lan was a little puzzled, until she tilted her head and extended her neck to look forward, she saw that the driver was facing a golden retriever sitting on the owner's little electric donkey, dangling his king.

The big dog flicked his tongue out and his mouth straightened, but because of the excellent quality of Golden Retriever, he didn't move, but stepped on the paws in the same place with a bit of agitation, so the king of the king was more swaying.

Lin Lan: "..." a owed person.

Fortunately, the man did n’t tease for too long, worrying about the red light, he quickly withdrew and ate himself. The angle problem, Lin Lan can only see the silver suit arm sticking out from the window, and he opened The blue big Ben is still local to Xicheng. I don't know what this guy who looks like a dog is like.

As the green light came on, the car tide surged again, and the sound of the engine rumbled together.

Twenty minutes later, Lin Lan arrived at the industrial park where the face-to-face company was located. After a little groping, he found a place and entered the company.

Technicians apply. In addition to the basic interview, the company usually conducts technical tests. Lin Lan is no exception. This time the application is over. Lin Lan walked out of the company at 12 noon. She hurried out to find food .

Too hungry, Lin Lan was too lazy to pick a place, saw a convenience store nearest recently and went directly into it.

Twenty minutes later, she satiated and walked out with her unfinished lunch.

There should be no problem with the interview. The veteran who came back from Modu is so confident. Lin Lan recalled the salary treatment, which was expected to be a little worse than the previous company, but it was also acceptable.

Not surprisingly, she should work in this company in the future.

Just thinking about it, a cat sounded in my ear.

"Meow-Meow, Meow-" (Eat! Eat! Eat for me, good for me?)

A black-and-white stray cat and a three-flowered cat ran out of the bushes of the flower bed one after another, meowing at Lin Lan a few steps away.

These two cats are obviously used to being fed by people, they are not afraid of people at all, and they are even very skilled at making various begging gestures. After Lin Lan squatted helplessly and handed over the food in hand, they immediately gathered around and chewed honestly.

five minutes later.

"Meow--" (Are you going to hunt here later?)

Lin Lan, who is proficient in cat language, naturally talked to these two cats and ate the food she gave. The two ground cats nearby also treated her very well, plus the first time they encountered someone who could communicate with them. Humans, they all stayed face-to-face to talk to her.

"Yeah, I hunted for food here without accident." Rare opportunity, Lin Lan also had something to ask these land cats, "The company over there ... No, it's the people in that house, are you familiar?" ? "She pointed to the location of the company she was applying for, not too far away.

The two cats immediately replied meowly: (Knowing that we also have bipeds to feed us when we go there. We know a lot of things inside.)

"So what's the atmosphere of that company? Er ... I mean, does anyone in the company quarrel or something."

"Meow!" (Yes, there are still two-legged quarrels two days ago.)

There is a play! A hint of light flashed in Lin Lan's eyes: "What are they all arguing about?"

"Meow, meow--" (I don't understand, I only know that they are always repeating their attendance ... late ... whatever.)

"Mew meow--" (what is there 2 seconds ... 8:30!)

As an animal that has lived with humans for a long time, cats can also understand some of the simplest vocabulary, such as what to eat and play, but it is more complex terms that will not be understood, but it does not hinder the equivalent of two or three years old Adult cats with children's IQ remember some repeated pronunciations.

For example, now, stray cats ca n’t understand why people in that company are arguing, and what they said specifically, but after the kittens recalled some vocabulary with extremely high repetition frequency and impressions when they quarreled, Lin Lan still quickly brained To make up for the torture between the ordinary staff and the staff at that time, and to make some finishing touches, this torture dialogue will be restored as follows-

Employee: "Ask why my full attendance award is gone this month, obviously I punch in and go to get off work every day on time!"

Personnel: "You are late for attendance one day."

Employee: "Impossible! I punch in every time on time, and I am not late at all!"

Personnel: "Do not believe you look at the time sheet, all the employee's punch records are here! Come and see your own!"

Employee: "This is exactly 8:30! Isn't the company working time at 8:30?"

Personnel: "The company's stipulated working time is 8:30, but you can look at the time you punched in at 8.30: 02. 2 seconds! Did you see? You are late!"

Employee: "I * # & amp; ￥% ...... Two seconds will count me as being late !?"

Personnel: "Two seconds are counted! After 8:30, the whole counts!"

Employee: "I'm going to you XX! What bird company, labor and capital are gone!"

Under the singing of two stray cats, Lin Lan figured out the ins and outs of the matter, and knew why the company suddenly recruited people.

And after she heard it, there was only one impression left: lying trough, she couldn't enter the dog's unit!

The author has something to say: don't believe it, a real case.